Topic: Nyxx to Nothing

Nyxx

Date: 2013-05-21 00:40 EST
May 21st, 2013 by Earth reckoning or something.

My second day in this Rhy'din place. Uncle Nikolaus was right. This place is pretty awesome. Gotta say I was expecting to be pretty freaked out landing myself in some kinda magic land or something but its pretty sweet and the views are amazing. Don't get me wrong, there are some weird people and things here but I can deal. You know we been around the block a time or two bro. Okay, gotta say it's weird talking to myself. But this pen writing for me is just one of many things that are totally killer! This magic sh*t is pretty damn real yo. I wish I had known this stuff was real all my life. Playing D&D and actually knowing magic woulda been sa-weet right!"

Anyhow its been two weeks since I met uncle Nikolaus for the first time and he laid down all this serious magic business on me. Don't get me wrong, I was freaked out but in a good way. Always wished I could do this kinda stuff. Anyway I took the book he gave me and have been studying tons. Got some of this stuff down. I got TK bro, no lie! Been moving things with nothing more than my mind and a hand gesture for days. Don't get me wrong it needs some more work but I gotta say I'm pretty damn good. No sh*t I'm a regular Jedi homeslice!

Luckily uncle Nick gave me a little time to prepare so I went home and got my tent and trusty flip flops and hit the road. I did remember to bring a towel. Thank you Douglas Adams. I found this killer spot called the Southern Glen or something and set up camp in the woods next to the lake. All communing with nature and the like. Seriously stellar dude, couldn't be more stoked about my camping spot.

But I guess I should get down to business and just give you....me....myself the skinny on the deal or something. Uncle Nick told me if I wanted to learn the 'art' for myself he would have to send me here to find my way home on my own. Gotta say I'm pretty lost on that but I don't know if I wanna find the way ya know" It's awesome here, and I've learned some pretty cool spells! Thats right....uh, me....eat my heart out! God how long have I wished I could say that and now I can. I still got lots to learn I know. What I can do now is cool and all but in no way will it get me home. Looks like I get to spend some extra time in paradise while I figure that bit out though right.

I know when you, or I read this later it will make us"....smile but for now I need to cut it short. Found a pretty cool bar to hang out in. No lie, theres a minotaur, elves, faeries, and vampires and sh*t. Sooooo cool! But it reminds me I need to put more work into this magic to learn to protect myself. Luckily uncle Nick had his eyes out for me and put tons of protection spells in the book he gave me.

I'll keep us posted bro. I'm almost giggling like a chick I'm so stoked on the whole thing. Anyhow I snuck into some kinda tea shop or something to write this so I'm gonna head back to my natural habitat....the bar. Gotta make some contacts in this new crazy world. I heard someone call it a 'realm' earlier today. How cool is that' I'm in a f*cking realm bro!

So in short....Keep it real bro. I know you will cause I'm talking to myself. Oh and BTW....I'm getting low on money, so when you wake up hung over and read this tomorrow you should probably try to find a job slacker!

Laters, Love me....or you....uh, us! Right!"!