Topic: The Amazing Adventures of Atreyu

Atreyu

Date: 2007-01-27 13:43 EST
Atreyu and the Ferocious, Demonic Yeti

My name is Atreyu. I am a warrior. Recently I journeyed into the Northern Forest to investigate reports of a ferocious, demonic Yeti terrorizing the local gryphon population. I dressed for terrible battle and put on my full plate mail armor. As always I carried into battle my blue-glowing long sword, with which I have felled many foul beasts.

The trip through the woods was long and arduous. I was ambushed by a squad of vicious owlbeasts, but managed to fend them all off. Then I found myself drawn to the edge of a cliff by the voice of a beautiful siren. With much allure she urged me to leap from the cliff, yet I withstood her temptations and turned away. Women have no power over me when demonic Yetis are snatching baby gryphon eggs away from gryphon families.

At sunset I arrived at the lair of the evil Yeti, the Borgen Cave. I shouted into the cave, "Ferocious, Demonic Yeti, I am Atreyu! Come out and face me so that I may put an end to your evil soul!"

The Yeti emerged, and in the fur of his chest was shaved the symbol of a pentagram. Also its eyes glowed bright red. It was obvious that this was an evil, demented, dark, hateful, scornful, malicious Yeti.

The creature engaged me, roaring and thrashing. I drew my sword, which is enchanted with "Crusader," a spell that instills great power in its wielder. The battle was long and brutal. The creature landed several blows, but my trusty suit of armor protected me. Finally I slashed the demonic Yeti through the heart, then lopped off its head. I kicked the head like a soccer ball into the woods.

Afterwards, I burned the Yeti's body, just to make a powerful statement. Then I searched its lair and found several notable treasures. In a chest there was 200 gold which I proudly took, and I also found a fabled, magical spear called the Pole of Horrid Pain which had an attribute of +120 Strength.

The End