Sergeant Walter Eaton stood at the Police Station reception desk busying himself with whatever it is that Police do when they're manning reception, when a person literally walked in through the door.
Now, to clarify, the door was never opened and there was no gap for anybody to climb in through.
He actually passed through the wood without causing any damage at all.
The man walked over to Walter and said: "I'm here to report a murder."
Walter noticed that the man was slightly transparent. He could see the far wall through the man's skull.
"Okay," Walter said, "what is the name of the person who was murdered?"
"Richard Thomas," he said.
"And what is your name, and your relation to the murder victim?"
"My name is Richard Thomas, and the murder victim is me."
Walter was confused. "What?"
"Observe," said Richard, as he passed his hand through the Sergeant's chest.
"I really don't think we have any regulations regarding this sort of thing, let me get the chief."
Richard saw Walter disappear to the back of the station. After a few minutes he heard a muffled argument going on.
Walter pushed the Chief through to the reception area and was saying: "See for yourself."
The Chief composed himself and said: "So sonny, you claim to be dead eh?"
Richard was very polite. "Yes sir."
"Deceased" No longer Living" Inanimate?"
"That's right, yes sir."
Walter leaned towards the chief. "Try touching him, guv."
The Chief looked at Walter, who nodded. He reached his hand out towards Richard's chest and had a heart attack when the man's body offered no resistance.
Now, to clarify, the door was never opened and there was no gap for anybody to climb in through.
He actually passed through the wood without causing any damage at all.
The man walked over to Walter and said: "I'm here to report a murder."
Walter noticed that the man was slightly transparent. He could see the far wall through the man's skull.
"Okay," Walter said, "what is the name of the person who was murdered?"
"Richard Thomas," he said.
"And what is your name, and your relation to the murder victim?"
"My name is Richard Thomas, and the murder victim is me."
Walter was confused. "What?"
"Observe," said Richard, as he passed his hand through the Sergeant's chest.
"I really don't think we have any regulations regarding this sort of thing, let me get the chief."
Richard saw Walter disappear to the back of the station. After a few minutes he heard a muffled argument going on.
Walter pushed the Chief through to the reception area and was saying: "See for yourself."
The Chief composed himself and said: "So sonny, you claim to be dead eh?"
Richard was very polite. "Yes sir."
"Deceased" No longer Living" Inanimate?"
"That's right, yes sir."
Walter leaned towards the chief. "Try touching him, guv."
The Chief looked at Walter, who nodded. He reached his hand out towards Richard's chest and had a heart attack when the man's body offered no resistance.