Topic: The Wood Room

Dyarhk

Date: 2007-02-28 15:51 EST
He had strolled down WestEnd with hands in his black leather pockets. Couldn't be out too long at night with an ass looking that good, some desperate four-toothed guy could jump out from any corner! He single-handedly grabbed down to the retracting door to what looked like a big garage, and he'd slip inside, carefully weaving in with his axe strapped to his back. Well, he wouldn't call it "his axe, but he'd say he loved playing it more than any other. Closing the garage door behind him, a padlock function to it but he wouldn't lock up despite the area and how late it was. Just how carefree he was, and besides, everyone knew not to break into the place. It'd be like a library, seemingly worthless, but the capabilities within the walls would be grand.

He sat that brilliant PS 9200 washburn to a cushiony-chair, the one and the same he always planted it to. It was the only soft thing in that big echoey room that wasn't covered in materials and junk. And he'd take a deep breath standing to that cold cement floor on leopardskin boots, knowing he had a project to do, knowing he had to get to work on what no one knew he did. He would stand there, amongst hundreds of rectangular cut boards of mahogany, maple, and rosewood. He reached into a big bag of lollys and drew out his favorite, the cotton candy blue ones, pressing it into his cheek before walking around the wood room looking for a few fine cuts. "Hmm.." some more looking around and feeling out. "Hmmmm..."

He'd decided on his pieces and got the wood on his way with him with some aid of a dolly and he'd be into one of the more loud rooms in the place. The loud sawing engine picked up and he'd put on a mask and his blue-tinted (almost sunglasses) safety goggles guiding the saw around markings and dimensions from a paper, all rough and regular-guitar-esque that he usually followed, but this would be a slightly shorter axe, away from the average 25.75 inch scale and down to 21.08 roughly. It didn't take much sizing down to be distinguishable the man's size. He grinned behind that mask, he was in the environment he liked. And soon he had the base of the unit done, and he then stepped over to the CNC machine just when the loud sawing would've seemed to subside. This machine's fine-toothed blades seemed old and seasoned but they were just as sharp as ever, and this machine would be the one to rough-cut the specific rosewood neck and fingerboard. His eyes honed in on the perfection of it and his determination in this shone what could be seen from his eyes.

Now it had been a long night to start off with, still in his good mood, a lady on his mind, a good guitar in the makes, and his privacy all his, he wanted to go out on a good note, shutting the systems down and going to his only room for rest he'd have, surprisingly a simple bedroom. All he needed, the wood room, his required rooms, a REST-ROOM, and a bedroom. He fell to the bed with a grin, this would be where his cherry red prs custom 22/12-string dwells, on it's stand, reflecting Dark's image back at him when he'd fall to that bed, squeaky, bad springs. But you shoulda seen his face, he was enjoyig that pre-sleep feel. The room was dark, light coming from the cemented hallway and wood room that always stayed on, and the early morning would come and he'd be back up starting early. Checking on the select spec neck he'd been working on that was drying in the Hot Room.

Special equipment on his hands to grab it and he'd head out, laying it on his work table near a lot of other wood tools and of course, free space. He moved straight to the floor sander, flipping it on and that loud sound would be wailing on him again. Pressing the rosewood neck that would be some lucky person's fingerboard down to the sander at an angle, cutting the fret angles, the job demanded sharp eyes, eyes that would not blink a second during it. The sanding ceased, and he did another, very, important examination. Checking the neck for straightness. Obviously lining it up with his eye and glaring down it a few different sides, and it'd get a grin out of him.

Somewhere around lunchtime, the base of the guitar would have come a long way since it's first cutting. It sitting now awaiting masking for a natural binding. Truss rod installed through the fingerboard now with expertise, he wiped his forehead with that desert arm of his, a few loud machines still running that he'd been moving around to, a few strayed out tools as well but that's how they always were.

FINALLY, neck and body assembly. This masterpiece well on it's way to completion. He found it fit together like a glove, and then a inspection again to this body, his eyes brutal enough when judging at this time to make even the prettiest woman's tiniest flaw make her run away crying. That's how much of a perfectionist he was when it came to this. Approval for the sanding. The inlay installation would come right after a bit manual work with a handsander getting that base cut all smooth and powdery-looking. Of course with the appropriate facial gear on.

It was time, time for this work-in-progress to gain some color. It had all the right cuts done, filing, installations (apart from the pickups) and it was really coming together nicely. It fought the painting processes bravely, Dark made it survive the torture of staining, base-coating, top-coat finish, color-coating!, and buffing, buffing, and MORE buffing!!! He was a sweaty wreck, and he loved it. His shirt tied into a knot like a chick, but what did he care, he couldn't go shirtless around the chemicals and machinery and he couldn't keep wearing it the way it was either! What the hell, he was in the confinement of his own shack, he'd wear it around a little, not like he looked back in anything he ever tried on, but he has yet to have his hair braided, all for another story of course.

He saw the progression start to take off as the isntrument went from hot room to hot room. Coating, buffing, staining, more buffing, more buffing. Finally it was that slime green he agreed he was aiming for. It waiting front of the line after another night went by, looking just flawless when he'd wake up and come take it for it's final buffing session. The thing was slim, sharp, scary, RIGHTEOUS.

He took the nearly completed six-string to his table, where he had a pickup winding session going on. The block of wood inbetween the mechanics he was twining the system with, he spent a good few hours making it all go right where it was supposed to, doing the final assembly processes. It was a shining green beast now, where he'd feed the six individual strings to all it's right points, every bit of it shiny and reflective. That was how he made his solid bodies. His hollowbodies however, yet again, another story....We'll just say they're all extendedly waiting to be color-coated.

He held it proudly chest-level, inspecting the finish. Almost blinding green upon his face, he walked it over and fed a cable from his 'krank' amp into the slime green sixer and sat to a stool, the whole area was cluttery. He did a quick jam, one of 'all that remains' hit hooks that played a great deal of different scales. Everything checked out, sound quality was great, the feed, finger-positiong came up short, which was about right because it was afterall built for a custom size. He up and walked it over to a pearly white rag, giving it a shinejob it really didn't need, and he grinned with the play testing complete. And he took a deep breath looking over his finished product.

http://img53.imageshack.us/img53/2947/ti90bigscalehi9.jpg "Talos Iceshard TI90 model" serial # 07474633436

Dyarhk

Date: 2007-03-21 20:31 EST
The barrenness of the stockhouse was sticking out like a sore thumb. But oh wait! There went Dark, walking in the hall from one room to another. A CNC machine was running beside the hot room, blasting that loud thunder that kept the creatures of WestEnd away.

He was freshly shirtless, and by routine balling his shirt up and aiming at the laundrybin like a basket. But before throwing he eased his concentration and loosened the basketball he'd shaped his shirt to, holding it open and then taking in it's scent. Smiling.

"That's right, I've already showered..." Draping the shirt over his shoulder and walking his snug build over to a masterpiece. A near finished project. Dark's face glew with the red of a heart, reflecting upon his face gently. He reached up to it, to touch, but then curling his fingers in, unable to do so. Like Shey oftenly, the instrument would be just a beauty for eyes only.

History on the instrument was legendary. Representatives and factory workers from washburn brought over the very special requirements. Mainly the signature Diamond fingerboard inlay, not real diamonds mind you. Much like Dark's pearly gates pickups on his PS9200 favorite, this rare build would have a solid pearl inlaid headstock. Money was of no issue, throughout the project his history was sufficient with all of his resources just to get the equipment...Their troubles seemed to reward them ten fold anyways once those built instruments got out into the world. Like the gossiper, there were eyes everywhere at all times. Scouts and such. And there it was, the time and effort that'd gone into what the foxling had asked for. His well-known solidbody skills were abandoned on this project, to craft a grand acoustic. His eyes staring to it, replaying it's history so Dark could step back in where he left off, an already gorgeous piece, just needing the finishing touches. His hands reached up and brought the big acoustic on down from a hold at it's rosewood fingerboard. He passed a taped up picture that lead into the hot room.

Hey lay his shirt out to plant the glossy mirrorized acoustic to, and then reached into a hot tray, and brought over a steaming transparent sheet with an image on it. The image of a sexy fox, laying upon the face of the isntrument, beautifully beside the sound hole, curving with the instrument and beside the bridge. He grabbed his spongey cutter that slowly pulled the transparent remainder off the image, and smoothed it all around til the image smoked into the side of the guitar. A few swipes with a finisher-friendly cloth and BOOM! a sexy fox, custom acoustic, built one-of-a-kind. Red as a loving heart. Dark smiled and snapped his fingers, it was a finished project.

http://img92.imageshack.us/img92/543/foxerconceptxs7.jpg "Sheyleigh Custom BNV_FOXER Model" serial # 07555674434

Dyarhk

Date: 2007-03-26 20:54 EST
BANG! BANG! BANG!

Dark almost hit the ceiling like a startled cat. By now he should have gotten used to how loud garage doors were when brayed upon. But he had to remember where he was, WestEnd. Things got serious all of a sudden.

He reached over to his kitchen drawer and pulled it open slowly. A few screwdrivers, measuring tapes, duct tape, pocket knife, conventional kitchenware, Taurus Track .45 ACP. He grabbed the silver revolver, a piece he's known longer than any guitar, and opened the chamber. Inside it was a pre-bundled pack of ammunition. He slapped the chamber shut and brought the revolver alongside his gaze while he stealthily walked to the door that was being brayed upon.

His hair looked sleek, moviestar-ish. The 1 out of 10 chances bed-hair actually would look good paid off. He slipped a pointy black leather boot underneath the unlocked door aimed the revolver out at the lurker. Trigger pulled and a single moment's of flames lit up the end of the stub-nosed barrel and the round flew out and into the person. The late-night proved it to be a man dressed in a delivery uniform holding a clipboard.

Dark's eyes widened and he stuck the handgun down the front of his pants (safety first). He fell to his knees and put his hands on the man looking him over, and he was breathing rapidly.

"I'm shot. I'm shot!" the man yelled during the profuse breathing.

Dark held a hand to his own head and read over the clipboard. "Oh! You were delivering something....My bad.." Pat pat to his chest in apology. But the man just kept breathing.

Supposedly Dark would have been worried over the man, but turning to ask him medical issues was still nonexistant, "So I need to sign for this huh?" Tapping the dolly's full height of the package with the deliveryman's own ink pen.

He just continued breathing and looking out ahead so Dark realized he wouldn't be getting much conversation out of him. Nodding and looking to see if anyone else was around.

"Sorry about this," Dark began shaking his head, smiling, and signing his name on the "Xs" upon the clipboard, "Can't be too careful around here son. I don't trust a baby out here." sitting the clipboard on the boxes and wheeling the gear inside his garage.

"Take care buddy, they're just rubber rounds.." Dark waved him off and pulled the garage door down to look over his equipment in privacy.

Cardboard went where all his cardboard went from shipments, over in the corner. Pulling out piece by piece, beautifully custom designed solidbody pieces. All sat over to his deep workshop of cement flooring and tons of tables, they went down to the one with the least clutter, or "unfinished work" he'd say.

He planted the ass of his black banger jeans to a stool at the table and put his finger to his chin, tapping, and tapping. Dark was smiling out of control to what he was thinking about.

"What kindof guitar do I see in Brian Ravenlock..." a small chuckle as he thought over the recently-seen flag-draped elder Ravenlock.

"What a guy."

His hands then went upon the piece, and Dark began winding the pickup system for it, separate the body. All the while thinking about the guy with the smile on his face. The color blue tapping him on the shoulder every few minutes and giving him that idea for the coat of paint but it just wasn't sticking. A hand went through his hair and around where he held his cheek and finally nodded. Taking the unpainted body to the hot room and masking his face.

The instrument suspended and Dark applying a dark black mirror color to the staining equipment. And soon the stream of paint began to go over the instrument with almost instant results. White on black was this instrument's future, and so it began. Color-coating full black and them giving it a white fence all around it. It was beautiful. The signature headstock of a Dean guitar marked the reasoning for the custom delivery requirements, and so to there it gave the most passionate buffering. Making it a black mirror.

He would write music on paper for a change instead of papertowels, in the comfort of his spotless kitchen while the solidbody bathe in the hot room. Such a long process, his most passionate guitars always were. He checked his watch, and there was ticking, a sound he never heard because he ALWAYS forgot to put a watch on, but he almost always had one on in his shop, because all works ran on rough time estimates. That watch informed him not much time had went by, so what a pain, he decided he'd take a nap, yes a nap would do just fine. Shirt went off so as not to aggrovate him, the bedroom was a sleeping place and nothing more, so it was bound to get hot. He crashed in a freefall to the mattress and was well off into sleeping. And then the cloud collected, and a dream began to lurk.

"Now I know what you're all thinking. 'Summer's coming up, I got a few resolutions, I'd like to lose a little weight.' Well we all would, but it ain't gonna happen on that couch! I got Brian with me, from 'Adventures 'a Plenty.' Dark turned and faced him, away from the camera. So Brian, what?s up man. Tell us what we're gonna be doing today."

There the Ravenlock stood in a flexfit muscleshirt gesturing with a vertical palm and really emphasizing his seemingly oiled biceps.

"Well Dark, we're gonna get up off the couch, just like you said. And we're gonna get everybody in those skinny jeans they got. Now tell me Dark, you look pretty fit!" Brian began, which got moviestar-quality smiles from both men and a laugh between them and the fully-loaded exercise room of attractive dance-backups. "You ever done crunches?"

"Of of course, and I absolutely hated them! I got down on the cold floor, strained my neck and back. You get in cramps and it's just insufficient!" Dark held his wrist at his back and got the whole group of exercisers nodding with him.

"Absoultely! And I bet there's people at home going: 'there's no other way to do 'em!' Well......yes there is! I'm going to show you the power of absolute engagement today, we're going to show you some really fun moves to get everything working, the blood flowing, the muscles working. The body's got everything it needs so don't think you need fancy equipment or machinery! We're going to break it down step by step for you in the instructional DVDs so you won't believe the transformations!" Brian cheered and the video skipped a scene.

Out in another room, and it looked a bright video room, because it was exactly done to highlight and brighten the picture of a television, and around that television there were a number of stools where about eight people were sitting.

"So Bob, tell us about yourself." a pretty fitness woman asked holding a microphone to him with a cubed neckpiece that had a salespitch "B and D" label on it. "Well Trish, I have always been waiting for that dare to be brave situation but I just never could find the motivation to get up regularly and get with the routine. But with Brian and Dark in this video, they make it so easy to just up and get dancing. Crunches always hurt, I never felt satisfied and the motivation just wasn't there. Brian gets you dancing and soon you're losing weight, and you don't even know it cause he's got you having so much fun!" Bob said and got all the pretty fit girls around him laughing with excitement. "Wow Bob, that sounds like a complete '180 there. Let's bring up an old picture of Bob!" and sure enough there it was, side by side Bob's before and after, the girls 'wow'd' at the results the whole time he nodded. "Who is that guy?" getting them all laughing while he just glowed with "feel good." "You know what Bob, I think the body fits the personality now. You look so much happier, a new person, just ready to go out and show those results!" another set of laughs. "Oh definitely! Just last year I was wearing my enormous pants and before I know it girls are walking up to me in the gym now and asking me how I got so fit! It certainly makes you feel good." Bob said very proud.

The video skimmed over that shot and went right back to Dark and Brian standing side by side in another dance room with plenty of space, leading a group of attractive exercisers behind them.

"Would you like to get flat, firm, sexy abs without ever getting on the floor with painful crunches, boring pushups, and lousy exercise equipment' Well now you can with this instructional video!" Brian nodded once strongly and turned to Dark. "That's right Brian, best of all: no crunches! We've put together a dance routine that gets you up and moving around, and today we're going to show you some of our moves you'll be doing, and getting the workout going." Dark initiated the walk for everyone to get up, which they did, and he and Brian got into position. They totally stood out in the room, with their bright sneakers and toned flexfit shorts and shirts.

"We're gonna show you one of our favorite moves: "The Flavor." Come on everybody!" Him and Dark took it off with their maneuverability, seemingly much easier than everyone else. The music kicked on! Smiles all around while they steered their fisted hands around each their knees over and over again, a good workout at the speed they were going.

"I tell ya, I love this move Brian, it really works your obliques and you can just feel it working. Can ya feel that everybody"!" a chant while they danced in the skintight exercise-wear and everyone cheered and kept up with their pace.

It was some funny shit to see these two guys step by step in sync while dancing and firming their stomach area. They stood back tall and without dancing, it kindof told everyone that the particular demonstration was over. Dark walked the short distance to Brian with his hand open and shaking his.

"Wow Brian, I really love that move. Now what do you think everybody, let's have a look at Brian's abs" yea?" questioning eyebrows and nodding around to the group who cheered. Brian was grinning ear to ear, looking away from them all bashfully with that 'can't believe he's doing this' look and it seemed quite staged. Brian lifted his shirt and a few women whistled while Dark wowed at his pack.

"Look at that! How did you get such flat, firm, sexy abs Brian?"

"Well Dark, I got them having a good time! Workout met dance, and I felt the fat just melting off my body. It felt like I was dancing! Not working out. And if you look at these results, all achieved with no gimmicks, just keep dancing with the music, and you got something powerful there!" Brian apparently hit a softspot with the exercisers, cause they supposedly got fit from their video!

"The energy and the music are key to flat-firm-sexy abs. Start your transformation today with out "sway/tight/stretch" supercharged technique! Come on Brian let's show 'em." Dark began as they got into position again, shoes together.

"Signature standing ab moves my friend! Let's step it up! Cause in this accelerated bodyburn, you really get the ab-sculpting. K everybody, yall know the moves! Let's do it together." him and Dark started it same as the previous times, a few DOPE dance moves from side to side that the exercisers picked right up on. "Feels just like a dance move" Can't help but shake your thing! You're getting results, and you're having fast, fun, hiphop dancing that will keep you motivated."

Dark stepped in the famous "sway" of the choreography of their moves when Brian went the same way and it all looked great. Then repeat. The tightening snug and both their abs showing through those flexfit shirts.

"Working upper, middle, and lower abs here, and really building a strong core! Our moves are guaranteed to burn fat, and give you the abs of your dreams!" That silly hiphop 'dootadadadadoot dadaootodoot' that they all seemed to dance so "fly" to.

"This is not your mama's aerobic video. Burn calories and shed fat with fun, hip dance moves and hot music you hear on the radio!" this all while they did their three-step dance move.

"Good job everybody! You feel that"!" Brian got them all stopping the dance and cheering uncontrollably with numerous hi-fives and clapping.

The video skipped again to another advertisement and there Brian was smack in the middle of a group of gorgeous women. His hair not in that ponytail it was in during his exercising. No it was all out and sparkling just as fine as a woman's, and he totally looked sexied up by makeup artists for their interview. The girls laughed when he smiled, some powerful grin that man had.

"So ladies, how did you like our video?"

They all looked at each other, not knowing where to start first.

"Oh we LOVED it!"

"Workout met dance, meets high energy, serious core workout while you're having a good time."

"I'm doing you guys cool dance moves, and working my abs!"

"Just feels like I'm dancing, doesnt' feel like I'm really working out, and I get these results!" she lifted her shirt a bit and showed her pack and got Brian and the girls cheering.

"You go girl! Look at those abs. And the best part about it, you weren't on the ground doing painful crunches." Brian noted. "Well how was the music?"

Surprised by his question they started again.

"The music is great, it really pushes you, and really helps you to keep going." she said and another girl stepped in, "and it really makes you wanna shake it!"

Another series of laughs. Brian looked in awe while he gestured to all of them questioningly.

"And you all lost the weight you wanted and MORE" Look at you, you're all toned, firm, sexy, the abs of your dreams! And this is because" .............our targeted training technique." Brian pointed out with his magnificent muscles once again and the workout video switched back to an inaudible reel of Brian and Dark leading the exercisers in exercise-dance while some more women talked.

"Oh it was great, Brian and Dark just come in and completely take over the room. Their energy is great, they make you feel good while you exercise, and they make it look easy cause it is! They really show you how to do it step by step in this video."

The finale when they all cheered and Brian and Dark, a little sweaty, came up to the camera smiling and each striking different conversational poses.

"Well there you have it! Get ready to burn fat, have fun, and learn some killer dance moves with our instructional workout video. " Dark took a deep breath dabbing his face with a towel.

Brian extended his arm again and inadvertently showed some sweatmarks at the underarms and centerchest, very attractive for the elder ravenlock.

"And don't forget we break it down step by step for you, and get you back into those pants you wanna fit in just in time for summer! Get the abs of your dreams, and then hit the dance clubs showing off the moves you've learned!" getting a big laugh out of everyone.

"Get off the couch today. We're ready to get your fat-slim-sexy abs in six weeks guaranteed!" and him and Brian both clapped getting back into position and leading the exercisers in another dance routine of their three-step signature move. Big smiles and fun all around.

Dark woke up as the dream ended, and not easily. A bit of a scream and then scratching his head with a baffled look. It took him a while longer to shake that off before heading back out to work on the guitar again, now with a few new outlooks. And certainly a haunting thought. Whether that haunt was welcome or not remained unseen in his facial while focused on the guitar. He went back in started buffering the piece, and it turned into a bit of something more gorgeous.

Back out to the workdesk he carried it like a timeless piece of china rather than a piece of wood now. Laying it down gently and then beginning the fine installations, filing, and that pickup system. Took him til way early in the morning when silence ceased, and Dark snapped his fingers just once. Signifying a finished product.

"All right Brian, isn't it time you got your wings?" A big smile sitting the instrument beside some others to a few racks that held new pieces, and it stood out.

http://img143.imageshack.us/img143/2627/cadillac1980enlargedse3.jpg "Brian Ravenlock custom BRL_Caddy model" serial # 0724885673966

Dyarhk

Date: 2007-04-16 07:45 EST
Let the turn of the tide begin. The guitar clinic of WestEnd's most amazing piece to date! Errr, still in construction. The enormous hallway lit by that big plastic shielded pipe-lightbulb overheard. Out to the factory floor where the Big Bad Wolf would have a time blowing it all away. Maybe take him through a pack of lozenges before he makes a mark in progression.

But yes, the guitar shop, dead and barren as it was, had on it's cutting floor the piece that Dark would take most his pride in. A new design, completely different from his usual turn on construction, and it screamed to be built! But where was Dark"

A faction-war was present, late late at night. Mafia-dressed badboys armed with modern machinegun and automatic weaponry having a bullet show with your more financially-supported bad guys, dressed head-to-toe in skin-protection uniforms, gask masks, and unusually long RC-90 magazine clips nearly to the ground, stock issue as all those bandits had one. And at the head of their fleet, the big guy in charge: Gilbert Gottfried, in his badassness sporting only a revolver.

Dark was there in this wacked up mix of "wtfness." The look of such apparent as much was his terrified face. The two groups warring over an ancient burial ground beneath them in a series of tunnels that had activated a sort of "doomsday" effect. Dark was sitting to the wall, opening the chamber to his Taurus Tracker .45 ACP stub-nosed revolver, shaking out the shells and loaded another moon-clip bundled pack of rounds, aiming over the futuristic building's shot window at the bleek-blackness of night, lit only when those RC-90s lit up the sky; which was constantly.

"There's too many!" Dark yelled to the lead of the mafia-dressed men, who strangely resembled John Leiguezamo. All of them busy shooting.

Gottfried got ahold of one of his posse's assault weaponry and in one sweep the majority of the men went down, unfortunate for Dark they were on the side he was refuged to. And suddenly he was a pawn to this game of chess that had less black guys than white guys and that irked Dark out!

His team captain was dead, and Dark was awestruck.

"How can you be dead"! You're the friggin' Violator!" and in that defense he shouldn't be lying there dead. Dark was now dawning a face of pity, "Well now that I think about it. That movie you did with Arnold," Dark was counting on his pinky and then inward, "that empire one...yea, deja vu here." he poked his lifeless body with his pistol just before ducking down where bullets sparked up the window he was near.

Deep into the complex he ran, only to fall into the deep pit that looked to go on for miles in every direction, halls to a maze, puzzle, tunnel system. He crashed into a pool of red, and it would be blood. He sprung up with his terrified face and looked around, knowing he was the only remainder of the "resistance." He had to get away! So he started sloshing his way through the old aztechy tunnel, just waiting for David Bowie to show up in this labryinth.

SPLASH! He looked back hearing someone jump down in the pit with him. It was Gottfried! And Dark knew he was in trouble, cause where he fell into the pit, Gottfried landed on his feet! What a beast.

Dark dove for the safety of a turn in the maze just in time to avoid an accurate revolver burst from the gottfried. Standardized gunplay was alternation, so Dark turned to fire back at him, he had his chance, dead in his sights he pulled the trigger to his own revolver only to have it click unresponsive. It was entirely gooped up with the bloody substance. He grit his teeth in dismay and took cover again to avoid his next shot that sprinkled him in the aztech rubble that the gun chipped off.

He wiped his face clean, as clean as he could get it, and then looked to the corner, listening for his approach and closeness. He drew nearer to take a peek and there he was taking prescision-aiming and nearly took his head off had Dark not been so keen on his reaction. A trait acquired from his past quite likely. But he was in fear now. Turning and running further down that passage he'd turned to, steering around spiked-uprisings of old and possible still active booby-traps, and randomly beaded walkthrough strings that together assembled a jesus portrait. These were strung up all through the tunneling. And in a panicy slog (jog in water) he made haste, the kind you make in a waist-deep pool to get away from a tackle or something, and he dove for the safety of another branching corridor to avoid Gottfried's next shots that echoed out in the cavern in his burst of two.

Everywhere he looked, jesus pictures, spikes, and no way out. He heard Gottfried approaching, and that laugh of his, oh that laugh!! He grit his teeth and lunged out grabbing his gunhand and steering it away from him as he pulled the trigger again. A fight for both their lives, and an elbow to Gottfried's face had him falling back, and Dark with Iago's gun in hand.

Aiming it down at him and pulling the trigger it clicked. His lips pouted out.

"Oh you've got one of those fivers!" he flipped sides of holding the handgun, his worthy adversary had done justice to his name by carrying a big badass revolver that's rounds were so ClintEastwood-ey there wasn't room for a sixth big badass bullet in the chamber. He grunted all the same and stepped up bashing him on the head, and another time in the slosh of that pool to finish the job.

"Now to get out of this tunnel."

and that's when Dark woke up in the cold sweat. The light shining in his room that it was still the wee hours of the night, evidence of the bright white lighting that poured in from the factory floor. He pressed his bare feet to the cold cement flooring and clapped along in his purple muscle shirt and boxers into the big factory room where it looked like hundreds of men should be hard at work, but it was only him walking the cold floor. The many lights overhead ailing his eyes as they adjusted, but he was just glad to be back in reality and not running from Gottfried with a gun.

This was the time he was in his best mode to get work done, and passing the aforementioned incomplete guitar he backed up and stared at it. And in the flash of a moment he saw it a complete project. It had finally gotten to him what it would look like, and who it would look like that for. Oh he was supermotivated now! Time for an energy shake! His feet clapping on the cement floor to his five-star kitchen where he was soon blending the cotton candy protein with ice and a half-eaten piece of pizza. Arnold would be proud.

Sipping along back to the project, flipping on his stereo system along the way. Leslie West's theme for an imaginary western playing hella loud, now the audio could match the lighting in keeping up whoever was near the clinic too. A few more sips of the shake and setting it down brushing his hands off and looking over the cut of wood. The thing looked sharper than a knife at every point. A justified razorback, jagged upright and jagged downleft.

He got busy with sanding the guitar, handwork. He had the machine for it, but the real special pieces he put heart and soul into he used the handsander and just burhsed hard over the every side of the cut. A look of determination in his eyes as this was going to be his biggest challenge yet, because the paintjob intended wasn't meant to be a glossy one, it was going to have a natural sharpness. Oh was the planning of thickness. Looking at nothing more than the rough body cut before him, a television program's worth of sanding done. He grabbed up his next tool beside the sander he sat down, getting grip on the filing tool and purfling the cuts on the body to get the designated space where he'd install the pickups and bridge.

More body sanding, wiping his forehead with his forearm along the process. Dark had a bigger checklist when it came to guitar constructioning than a preflight. Approval sanding and he nodded just scooping up the fierce looking wood and walking it to the hot room, the music following him as it was just that loud.

Dark knew this was going to be another Dean, because they were so much more annoying than other guitars because there were solid pieces. But for those who just looked at it, the wing headstock the CNC machine cut stood out their signature style. He snagged a the guitar neck holes on a rainbow-colored hook and let it hang, clearly the hook had been victim to airbrushes.

Underdressed for the work he popped on his facemask for protection and safetyglasses and attached the basecoat green color to his professional airbrush. With the spritzing of the brush shooting the primered green air upon the sanded body he began thinking over things. "It's all your fault." he thought, specifically to the owner the guitar was going to. Blamed for the irritation Dark got in his eye of wood shavings a few days previously when the figure was cut. What a PAIN that was. Dark almost had to quit the life he was living and go start another as Captain K. Rool with his enormous eye tic! Showing up at the inn many times from many days exhausted, a bit of work having taken toll on his body and this was the cause of it. The ongoing work it took to make a single righteous axe. And the music was sure helping. Dark had the guitar primerpainted in a jiffy, and was soon out and finishing his entire shake in the time it took for the instrument to dry. And then! it was back to sanding for the basecoat.

Hands-on was this man's passion, going over the many sides of it and inspecting the job he was doing before laying it down and sanding it some more. Tonguing his back molers and then cringing at the thought of a tongue-ring. Damn Alain had that in his head, and it was worse than nails on a chalkboard. What if it snagged on something? What if your jaw got locked with it' How do those people eat solid foods! By the time he was done torturing himself with the thought, he was done sanding again, and that rosewoof neck was beautiful this go around. Dark had to tape it up with his pretty blue painter's tape and head back into the hot room with it and began the basecoating. Proper safetywear and all.

After that, it was masking the instrument for that cherishable maple binding, and then onto the colorcoating. The set neck construction made that an easy job indeed, he didn't have to worry about the filing job from earlier cause it was already done. Colorcoating, drying /w Dark eating some keebler's chocolate sandwich cookies in the kitchen, he headed back and began on the inlay. Oh what a **cking treat! The razor inlay went on this guitar, yrou fret buttons, and center to it was the steel razor blade insignia. The ultimate in shred-identifcation, a true Dime recognition. The knob cuts were specific Dime cuts as well for his signature traction knobs, which come twenty sessions of buffering and final coating later, will be ready to go on.

Thing looked lethal now, walking it back for another coat of paint. The top coat finish. After that it was straight to the buffer. Dark enjoyed this part most of all, enjoying it too much because he wasn't getting what he normally did which was a glossy shine that the buffer usually brings out. But again, the paint on this razorback was specific. He smiled and brought the session to a halt, propped over his shoulder as he walked it to the basecoat hot room. Proper face gear and not even his eyes show behind those sunglass safetyglasses. His brows go down and that'd be all that you could see about him, and it was serious as hell.

Hours spent in the more detailed painting room, the fumigation strong, the sweat nonstop, his gaze unrelenting. He finally walked out with the beasty tool of the dark ages and propped it to the stand on the rack with the other guitars waiting for final assembly that would come (one day). Dark plopped face down on his bed from fatigue to catch some rest while the final coat of the guitar dryed. He'd wake up in fear of having another Gottfried dream and head back in to inspect the guitar.

"Wow."

The green and black was SIICK! Better than he'd seen it coming out, and hella better than a factory floor release by the actual makes. The slime bumblebee striping on the razorback just spoke of a coolness that went out to the guitarist. It'd do any job demanded of it, and look **cking awesome doing it. Whether it be played, wielded, or chillin' on display. Dark was fainty with how amazing it looked, eyes on it most the time he was building the pickup system, winding the machinery for it to a complete perfection. The truss rod installed, pickups, traction knobs, dimebucker treble pickups, and the floyd rose tremolo.

"Oh he's going to love it. Love it." Dark finished installing it. and brought the instrument along with him to the main hot room where he lay it upon a towel and positioned the headstock just right for the custom work. With the mechanical brush he had it write in very fine letters: THE SCARECROW walks at midnight

In a gorgeous white. Dark walked it out and cased it in a black velvet case, looking at it and snapping his fingers, boom! Finished product.

http://img19.imageshack.us/img19/9396/razorbackslimebumblebeesu8.jpg "CHRIS' custom RPS_GUY Slime_Bumblebee_Razorback model" serial # 0764845543982