Topic: To Harris and She Who Never Shuts Up.

Kassy Epsilon

Date: 2012-10-05 21:15 EST
Virgins, eh"

Nexus appeasement, eh"

Nerds and geeks, eh?

Come at me, brah. I've got a few odds and ends of different calibers who'd just love to make your acquaintance.

K.E.

Harris

Date: 2012-10-05 21:25 EST
Autographs are $5 a pop.

Seirichi

Date: 2012-10-06 01:25 EST
Sounds like someone's mirin our vocal aesthetics.

And yes, $5 a pop for autographs. $20 for a poster of me half naked.

Kassy Epsilon

Date: 2012-10-06 17:50 EST
Autographs" Posters" Please. The line for clues starts near the Isle portal.

Just letting it be known that this is one virgin you won't catch unawares.

K.E.

Seirichi

Date: 2012-10-06 18:27 EST
Is this your way of asking us out on a date"

I'll need to know a few things first before I make my decision.

1. Does baby got back" 2. How tall are you? 3. Hair. Long or short" 4. How much do you bench' Personal best, please. 5. Harris can only watch us. If you don't know already, he has a wife. Are you fine with that?

I'll also need a photo of you to make sure I'm not wasting my time with anything below 7/10. If you need someone as an example of hotness: Fio, our current Governor, is a 9/10.

Harris

Date: 2012-10-06 18:36 EST
Actually, I think she's asking you to be her first, Seirichi. So she won't have to worry about being sacrificed to the Nexus. She's just playing hard to get.

And as a great man (me) once said, "Two's company, three's a PAR-TAY!"

Seirichi

Date: 2012-10-06 21:00 EST
Her first' Well, if it's to make sure she doesn't become a sacrifice...

I still need a picture though.