"That sounds like a lot of track.....Ooh, shiny!" Breaking away from him to move toward a vendor with barrels of handcrafted, not-one-the-same ornaments. After a moment, she held up a glittery orb that resembled Earth. It glinted in the sunlight. It was perfect. Turns around to show it to Jo, chattering excitedly. "Look, Jo! It's your Terra Nova!"
"It is." Jo made a little bit of a face as he looked at it and turned the globe over. "See there?" Jo pointed to the long and diagonal coast of the second largest continent. "That is where I used ta live."
Moves around to get a good look at the part he's pointing out. Traces her finger in his wake. "Do you still miss it?" Her hand curled around his and around the globe. She was certainly going to buy it.
"Nah." He picked up the ornament to examine it. "I haven't lived there consistently since I was a kid. And since I was engaged. But even then, we bounced between there and..." His finger was too thick, but he pointed on the opposite coast about halfway down. "There."
She pursed her lips, tilting her head at the globe. "Do you ever just...wish you could stay in one place?" Umber looked back up to his dark eyes.
"I have since I came to Rhy'din." He handed the ornament over to the vendor. "Been here going on 6 years now. That's tha longest I been anywhere since I was 8 years old." He tapped ashes out onto the stone. "You feel the same?"
"You don't do as much travel since you've been here?" She sounded a little surprised, since he was gone all the time. Scrunches up her nose. "Yeah, I do. I haven't been off world in almost 6 months, and it's been so blissfully glorious." Turns away from him, digging through another barrel. Picks up a pickle, tilting her head at it. "A pickle" Seriously?"
Jo laughed and shook his head. "That is awesome. We should get it and hang it on the wreath!" A thick finger poked her right in her middle. He wiggled his eyebrows.
Giggles, slapping his hand away. "Only *you* would be so overjoyed by a pickle!" Shakes her head, handing it over to the vendor, too.
"It's hilarious. C'mon doll." He handed it to the vendor too. The cigarette he was holding was dropped to the stones and he stepped on it to extinguish it.
"Uh huh." Up on the counter was a heart shaped ornament, and she smiled, handing that over, too. She moved to grab some coins from her purse when she saw the perfect ornament. "Hey, look at this one!" She lifted up a newspaper ornament. "For the gossip rags!"
Jo laughed and shook his head. "For a while there it was like me and you were the only thing happening in Rhy'din. Think they'll have something ta say about us now that we're still together and totally nuts fer each other?"
A big, disappointed sigh. "I know, right' And then they got lives. Or something else more exciting happened, and they forgot about us and moved us to the back burner..." Grins. "Guess we'll just have to give them something to talk about!" Picks up the newspaper ornament and adds it to their small little pile. "It might be newsworthy, guess we'll have to wait and see?"
"We give them plenty to talk about every day we show up in public. Right?" Jo nodded and put his arm around Duci's shoulder line. It was too easy from his vantage point. "We should throw out some false info and see what happens. How about..I'll leave yer place in a huff screaming obscenities."
Exchanges for the treasure of ornaments with a handful of coins. Dimpled smile for the woman. "Thank you, miss." She turned to Jo, leaning into the crook of his arm with a throaty laugh. "That's a good idea. Or maybe we should announce we're expecting?"
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The Wreath and special baubles purchased on their trip.
Jo shook his head and poked at her stomach. "No. You don't look like you're even expecting to have dinner."
Scoffs, rolling her eyes at him. "Don't be ridiculous. I wouldn't start showing for a few weeks, either....Or I could get a beach ball?" Grins deviously, leading him further down the avenue in search for a toy shop. "Are we really going to get a ridiculous train set?"
"Yes. An absolutely ridiculous train set that makes noise and runs all over the condo. From the living room to the dining room. Through the walls and into the bedroom." Jo nodded. "Speaking of, maybe we'll say a sex tape exists. Wanna be famous?"
Shakes her head, shifting the little pouch of ornaments to her other hand. "You're crazy." Pause. "And I love it." Wicked grin, laughing at his proposal. "That would go over well, I'm sure."
"Here is how we do it." Jo walked from that cart to a few down the way, all covered in Christmas. "We have someone say they have our sex tape. Someone who isn't us. Then have them offer to sell it to Franco. And when they do, it's video of Franco taking his shirt off at the beach or something, in slow motion."
Giggles, fingers trailing over trinkets and baubles from passing vendors. Gives him a disbelieving look. "Really' That's your master plan' Does Franco even go out in the sunlight?"
"He has to sometime, right?" Jo chuckled a little bit and rubbed his hands together eagerly. He walked down until there were no more carts and just the dead end of this alley. "See anything you like?"