"Yes! My Bed!" Sinking into the soft, silken sheets. Their long, untouched coolness causing goosebumps to race down both once, smooth shaven legs. "Aaah heaven." Murmered with a happy sigh. Eris was pleased to see not a spot of dirt or dust bunny lurking in the corners. Gotta hand it to the automatic, robot, do it all dude she called Jeeves. Or piece of crap when the mood strikes. Was good to be home. Away from all the constant bickering and chaos of her family. Chaos. My the irony of her even thinking about using that word to describe them. She was suppose to be the trouble causing one.
"Do you know that there's very few men living in this place" It's almost all women. Not that I'm complaining. If I was living here, be like a kid in a candy store. It's you I'm worried about. Where are your options" I mean you never leave here so you'd think a smart girl like you would move into an all male establishment."
Eris heaved a heavy breath followed by a growl of displeasure at the interruption before a rather loud eruption of "God dammit Eros! Five minutes. I haven't been back for five minutes! How the hell did you know?"
He fluttered down from the safety of those high ceilings to land all the way across the bedroom suite. As far from the bed as possible. "Well someone needed to guard your place. So I've been living here."
The news did not sit well. He had a hankering for stealing lingerie as gifts to all those lady friends. Raises the question, what did Eris need sexy frills for anyway' "The place has very good security. Hardly needed a live in lazy arse." Fluffing the pillow beneath her head. Pleased to see the uninvited guest flinch. For she threw them at him so often. "How did you get in here anyway?"
"You wound me woman. Really you do. My butt is far from lazy. ..and I have a...key." Flashing out of sight lest she try to do him harm.
She knew he was still there. Lurking. "A key' You have a key to my condo' Figures. Being as I didn't give you permission to use my card key, much less somehow copy it, I could have security here arrest you. For punishment they could pluck out all your feathers one by one until those wings are bare as a babies butt."
"Aaah but that's not possible. They grow right back."
"Exactly." Said with a menacing snear.
Still unseen, he emitted a *gulp* yet managed to keep his composure enough to cattily reply. "You don't scare me." Until a bolt of lightning whizzed past his head leaving black, singe marks on the wall behind him. "EASY! I just got it these locks professionally styled!" Poofing back into site while whisking a comb from the back of those skin tight Levi's to carefully put each tendril of hair back in place. "Back to the topic at hand. Men. There are none. You need to move."
Man, she was so sick of the Love Guru trying to set her up. "Have you never considered I'm perfectly happy just the way I am' You're the one who bemoans the lack of a body in your bed every hour on the hour. I don't. As far as the lack of men here, I find that quality charming in my domicile. The fewer the better. It's quiet. There's no belching or farting ringing through the hallway." Covering her nose.
"Sorry, I had chili."
"Get out. Please. I've been doing tasks for months and I'd like a nap."
My, my, she even asked nicely. Eros knew that meant he was three seconds from getting pummelled or worse. "Going. But I will be back to discuss this further."
"Can't wait.." came the tired mumble from beneath the comforter.
"Do you know that there's very few men living in this place" It's almost all women. Not that I'm complaining. If I was living here, be like a kid in a candy store. It's you I'm worried about. Where are your options" I mean you never leave here so you'd think a smart girl like you would move into an all male establishment."
Eris heaved a heavy breath followed by a growl of displeasure at the interruption before a rather loud eruption of "God dammit Eros! Five minutes. I haven't been back for five minutes! How the hell did you know?"
He fluttered down from the safety of those high ceilings to land all the way across the bedroom suite. As far from the bed as possible. "Well someone needed to guard your place. So I've been living here."
The news did not sit well. He had a hankering for stealing lingerie as gifts to all those lady friends. Raises the question, what did Eris need sexy frills for anyway' "The place has very good security. Hardly needed a live in lazy arse." Fluffing the pillow beneath her head. Pleased to see the uninvited guest flinch. For she threw them at him so often. "How did you get in here anyway?"
"You wound me woman. Really you do. My butt is far from lazy. ..and I have a...key." Flashing out of sight lest she try to do him harm.
She knew he was still there. Lurking. "A key' You have a key to my condo' Figures. Being as I didn't give you permission to use my card key, much less somehow copy it, I could have security here arrest you. For punishment they could pluck out all your feathers one by one until those wings are bare as a babies butt."
"Aaah but that's not possible. They grow right back."
"Exactly." Said with a menacing snear.
Still unseen, he emitted a *gulp* yet managed to keep his composure enough to cattily reply. "You don't scare me." Until a bolt of lightning whizzed past his head leaving black, singe marks on the wall behind him. "EASY! I just got it these locks professionally styled!" Poofing back into site while whisking a comb from the back of those skin tight Levi's to carefully put each tendril of hair back in place. "Back to the topic at hand. Men. There are none. You need to move."
Man, she was so sick of the Love Guru trying to set her up. "Have you never considered I'm perfectly happy just the way I am' You're the one who bemoans the lack of a body in your bed every hour on the hour. I don't. As far as the lack of men here, I find that quality charming in my domicile. The fewer the better. It's quiet. There's no belching or farting ringing through the hallway." Covering her nose.
"Sorry, I had chili."
"Get out. Please. I've been doing tasks for months and I'd like a nap."
My, my, she even asked nicely. Eros knew that meant he was three seconds from getting pummelled or worse. "Going. But I will be back to discuss this further."
"Can't wait.." came the tired mumble from beneath the comforter.