It wasn't a sleigh that pulled up to the meeting place but a shiny, black Bentley, and behind the wheel was a man in a red suit, but no beard as yet. That would come later. The front window was rolled down and Jon's face appeared in the window with a smirk. "You're going to get arrested in that outfit, Terasa."
"Only if Santa starts feeling up his reindeer," came a familiar voice from the passenger seat, and Vicki's face came into view as she leaned onto Jon's legs to grin at her friend impishly. "Or is it an elf on Red Nose Day?"
"What is the mattah, Santa" Don't wanna take your reindeer for a ride?" Terasa smirked ever so impishly and winked over to Vicki. "Hey sexy beast."
"You realize it's a hospital and not a frat party, right?" he teased, looking her over and hoping he didn't get slapped for it. Hey, he was a guy. "Are we talking m"nage " trois" My French is a bit rusty."
Looking was permissable. Touching would probably end up with a slap, in Vicki's opinion, though Tera's teasing was no doubt going to deflate Jon's ego more than get him in the mood to fly the coop. "Keep that up, Santa, and you're going to be playing m"nage " un," she chuckled. "Are we here, or are we picking up the smexy girl in antlers?"
"We are picking her up. Hop in, Rudy. It's not far." He smirked over at Vicki. "Party poop." He teased. Though he might flirt, his heart belonged to a certain redhead.
"You want to pick me up!" Terasa quickly nodded those pale curls and swooped off her perch. She moved around and opened the passenger door, scooting herself in onto Vicki's lap.
He eyed the two of them pointedly. "If I get a ticket, I'm blaming you!"
"Poop is not my thing, handsome," the redhead grinned, just before being pounced by a frisky reindeer in fishnets. "Oh, bloody hell ....how are you this heavy?" she laughed, wrapping her arms around Tera's waist to wink over at Jon. "I promise, no heavy petting until the car is in a stationary position."
"Don't make me frisk you Ms. Claus." Terasa waggled around for added effect then dipped her head to look over to Jon. "You have a big fuzzy bag," pause for added giggle effects, "in the hospital lobby waitin' for you Santa."
"Please, I don't think my frail heart can take the excitement." Jon threw the car into drive and pulled out onto the street in the direction of Rhydin General Hospital. "I have a big fuzzy bag in my pants....two of them. You wanna see?" Another smirk. He couldn't help it. She'd left herself wide open for that one.
"I can see the headlines now," Vicki laughed, tipping her hat onto the back of her head. "Santa caught with his pants down - Rudolf named as co-respondent in divorce courts."
Tera rolled forward to Vicki and pressed her face into the woman's shoulder to laugh. And she was laughing hard!
"That's right. I forgot. We're married, aren't we?" He smiled over at his pseudo wife for the evening. "Does that mean I'm going to get some later, honey?"
"Depends if you behave yourself," Vicki chuckled to her boyfriend, intentionally tickling her fingers against Tera's sides to see just how long it took before "Rudolph" started crying with laughter. "Bad Santas don't get to see Mrs Claus' smalls."
"Oh, baby, I'm so bad, I'm good," he grinned and tossed her a wink, turning back to the road ahead. It wouldn't do for Santa to get into an accident while delivering toys to needy kids. "Has my cousin seen you in that outfit yet?" he asked Terasa, assuming he hadn't because if he had, he probably wouldn't have let her out of the house.
Tera squealed with laughter and purposely nipped Vicki's ear. "Behave woman or I'll straddle you right in front of your man!" She glanced over to Jon from Vicki's red hair, grinning all the while. "Nope. Saving that for later."
"Please don't. I'm getting horny, and the kids don't want a horny Santa."
"Oh god, I don't want to know that Rudolph's getting laid later," the redhead laughed, shaking her head as Jon added his own comment. "Stuff it in your padding, there's enough of it to hide behind."
"Hey, the stomach is padded. The rest is all mine." He grinned, remembering a joke he and Mataya had once shared about whether his tights had been padded or if it had been all natural bulges.
Was Vicki giving her the okay to straddle" Okay! Shifting in the seat Tera did just that. Straddling poor Mrs. Claus right there in front of Santa. Leaning forward she tilted her head to whisper to Vicki but it looked totally like something else.
"You might want to save the lap dance for Cian," Jon smirked over at the two of them.
"Keep talking about your furry sacks, and that might change, San -" Cut off by Tera's new position and whisper, Vicki dissolved into fits of giggles, deliberately burying her face in her friend's cleavage as she did so.
Tera's arms cradled Vicki's head. "Oh Vicki! Right here" You naughty girl!"
"You two should get a room or something." He eyed them briefly before turning back to the road and then he was turning into a parking lot with a sign that signaled they had arrived. "We're here." He seemed to sober a little as he pulled the car into the lot.
Coming up for air, Vicki's grin softened a little as she poked at Tera's ribs. "Behave yourself, Rudolph, little kiddies don't want to see us getting jiggy in the car park," she chuckled quietly. "Or anywhere, for that matter." One hand reached over to gently squeeze Jon's wrist, sensing more than seeing the way his humor slipped the closer they got to the hospital.
Tera noticed it too and peered those bright blues over to Jon. For a moment she thought it was something else. "You know we just joking around, right Boss?" Oh her job was on the line now wasn't it?
Jon glanced over at the two of them, but more so Vicki than Terasa, that unsure frown on his face. "I'm not sure I can do this." Playing Father Christmas for a bunch of adults was a lot different than playing Santa for sick children.
"Of course you can," Vicki told him firmly. "They'll be happy just to see Santa and sit on his knee. It doesn't take much to make a child smile when they're sick, Jon. Trust me." Blue eyes flickered to Tera with a barely concealed smile. "And you're on probation, missy," she added in a low tease.
"Only if Santa starts feeling up his reindeer," came a familiar voice from the passenger seat, and Vicki's face came into view as she leaned onto Jon's legs to grin at her friend impishly. "Or is it an elf on Red Nose Day?"
"What is the mattah, Santa" Don't wanna take your reindeer for a ride?" Terasa smirked ever so impishly and winked over to Vicki. "Hey sexy beast."
"You realize it's a hospital and not a frat party, right?" he teased, looking her over and hoping he didn't get slapped for it. Hey, he was a guy. "Are we talking m"nage " trois" My French is a bit rusty."
Looking was permissable. Touching would probably end up with a slap, in Vicki's opinion, though Tera's teasing was no doubt going to deflate Jon's ego more than get him in the mood to fly the coop. "Keep that up, Santa, and you're going to be playing m"nage " un," she chuckled. "Are we here, or are we picking up the smexy girl in antlers?"
"We are picking her up. Hop in, Rudy. It's not far." He smirked over at Vicki. "Party poop." He teased. Though he might flirt, his heart belonged to a certain redhead.
"You want to pick me up!" Terasa quickly nodded those pale curls and swooped off her perch. She moved around and opened the passenger door, scooting herself in onto Vicki's lap.
He eyed the two of them pointedly. "If I get a ticket, I'm blaming you!"
"Poop is not my thing, handsome," the redhead grinned, just before being pounced by a frisky reindeer in fishnets. "Oh, bloody hell ....how are you this heavy?" she laughed, wrapping her arms around Tera's waist to wink over at Jon. "I promise, no heavy petting until the car is in a stationary position."
"Don't make me frisk you Ms. Claus." Terasa waggled around for added effect then dipped her head to look over to Jon. "You have a big fuzzy bag," pause for added giggle effects, "in the hospital lobby waitin' for you Santa."
"Please, I don't think my frail heart can take the excitement." Jon threw the car into drive and pulled out onto the street in the direction of Rhydin General Hospital. "I have a big fuzzy bag in my pants....two of them. You wanna see?" Another smirk. He couldn't help it. She'd left herself wide open for that one.
"I can see the headlines now," Vicki laughed, tipping her hat onto the back of her head. "Santa caught with his pants down - Rudolf named as co-respondent in divorce courts."
Tera rolled forward to Vicki and pressed her face into the woman's shoulder to laugh. And she was laughing hard!
"That's right. I forgot. We're married, aren't we?" He smiled over at his pseudo wife for the evening. "Does that mean I'm going to get some later, honey?"
"Depends if you behave yourself," Vicki chuckled to her boyfriend, intentionally tickling her fingers against Tera's sides to see just how long it took before "Rudolph" started crying with laughter. "Bad Santas don't get to see Mrs Claus' smalls."
"Oh, baby, I'm so bad, I'm good," he grinned and tossed her a wink, turning back to the road ahead. It wouldn't do for Santa to get into an accident while delivering toys to needy kids. "Has my cousin seen you in that outfit yet?" he asked Terasa, assuming he hadn't because if he had, he probably wouldn't have let her out of the house.
Tera squealed with laughter and purposely nipped Vicki's ear. "Behave woman or I'll straddle you right in front of your man!" She glanced over to Jon from Vicki's red hair, grinning all the while. "Nope. Saving that for later."
"Please don't. I'm getting horny, and the kids don't want a horny Santa."
"Oh god, I don't want to know that Rudolph's getting laid later," the redhead laughed, shaking her head as Jon added his own comment. "Stuff it in your padding, there's enough of it to hide behind."
"Hey, the stomach is padded. The rest is all mine." He grinned, remembering a joke he and Mataya had once shared about whether his tights had been padded or if it had been all natural bulges.
Was Vicki giving her the okay to straddle" Okay! Shifting in the seat Tera did just that. Straddling poor Mrs. Claus right there in front of Santa. Leaning forward she tilted her head to whisper to Vicki but it looked totally like something else.
"You might want to save the lap dance for Cian," Jon smirked over at the two of them.
"Keep talking about your furry sacks, and that might change, San -" Cut off by Tera's new position and whisper, Vicki dissolved into fits of giggles, deliberately burying her face in her friend's cleavage as she did so.
Tera's arms cradled Vicki's head. "Oh Vicki! Right here" You naughty girl!"
"You two should get a room or something." He eyed them briefly before turning back to the road and then he was turning into a parking lot with a sign that signaled they had arrived. "We're here." He seemed to sober a little as he pulled the car into the lot.
Coming up for air, Vicki's grin softened a little as she poked at Tera's ribs. "Behave yourself, Rudolph, little kiddies don't want to see us getting jiggy in the car park," she chuckled quietly. "Or anywhere, for that matter." One hand reached over to gently squeeze Jon's wrist, sensing more than seeing the way his humor slipped the closer they got to the hospital.
Tera noticed it too and peered those bright blues over to Jon. For a moment she thought it was something else. "You know we just joking around, right Boss?" Oh her job was on the line now wasn't it?
Jon glanced over at the two of them, but more so Vicki than Terasa, that unsure frown on his face. "I'm not sure I can do this." Playing Father Christmas for a bunch of adults was a lot different than playing Santa for sick children.
"Of course you can," Vicki told him firmly. "They'll be happy just to see Santa and sit on his knee. It doesn't take much to make a child smile when they're sick, Jon. Trust me." Blue eyes flickered to Tera with a barely concealed smile. "And you're on probation, missy," she added in a low tease.