Halloween was not Dom's favourite time of the year. He did his best to hide his discomfort around the children, not wanting to spoil their enjoyment of the season, but he knew they would eventually find out that he was the biggest scaredy-cat they knew. He had been hoping to keep it from Elle a little longer, but apparently Jon and Vicki had given up waiting for him to be ready to share. This year, the two couples were going on a pre-Halloween haunted house trip, purely because his cousin missed hearing him scream like a girl when he was startled.
Elle knew all about Halloween, but she had no idea Dom was a scaredy-cat when it came to all things ghostly. In fact, she just naturally assumed he was the exact opposite. He had, after all, rescued her and Daisy from the mob, and he was about as close to Indiana Jones as she was likely to come. The thought of Dom being afraid of anything was simply ludicrous, as far as Elle was concerned. So, when Jon and Vicki had suggested a so-called haunted house, just for fun, she'd jumped at the chance. It wasn't often she and Dom got to do something without the children tagging along.
Dom was doing his best not to flinch at the screaming laughter emanating from the house ahead of them as they joined the queue. He really didn't want Elle to think less of him for this. It did not help that Vicki had talked his wife into going full sexy Disney princess on him tonight; Elle knew he had a certain weakness for Jasmine.
"Why have we never done this before?" Jon was asking as he and Vicki joined the queue that was lining up outside the house.
"Because you're always too busy juggling between work and the kids?" Elle guessed just behind them.
"We did it once, when Emily was tiny," Vicki reminded her husband, grinning over her shoulder at Elle and Dom. "As I recall, it was absolutely hilarious."
Dom glowered at her in good humor. "Remind me why I agreed to this?" he asked his own wife plaintively.
"Because it's fun?" Elle guessed. "And I promised you a blow job later," she added, not even bothering to keep her voice down.
Jon just about choked on his laughter. "Too much information!"
Vicki snorted with laughter, nudging Jon. "What did I say' You owe me an orgasm," she informed him cheekily, proving that both she and Elle were a terrible influence on each other.
Dom rolled his eyes, chuckling a little awkwardly. "I love you," he murmured to Elle, looping his arm about her shoulders.
"Poor me," Jon muttered sarcastically with a grin for his wife.
"You'll love me more later," Elle said, waggling her brows at him as she slid an arm around his waist. "When I'm licking your light saber."
Jon groaned. "We can hear you, you know," he warned.
"And it sounds weird when I'm wearing a lightsaber too," Vicki added with a wicked grin. She had embraced her old school Star Wars nerdery and produced a Mara Jade costume from nowhere in the last couple of days.
"You want me to lick yours, too?" Elle asked, a teasing gleam in her eyes.
"Could someone please tell me why I'm dressed as Aladdin and Dom is dressed as Obi Wan, when I'm married to Mara Jade, and he's married to Jasmine?" Jon asked, wondering which of their wives purposely swapped costumed.
Vicki met Elle's eyes with a wicked little smirk. "I ....might have done it purely to confuse you," she admitted to her husband fondly as they moved forward in line. "Besides, you don't show off your physique enough." She drummed her fingers on his bare chest affectionately.
Behind them, Dom rolled his eyes, trying not to tense at the fresh round of screams from inside the house. "Are we really as bad as they are?"
"Guilty as charged," Elle admitted with a sweet smile at her husband. She knew him well enough to know he had a weakness for bare midriffs, after all. "Besides, I wouldn't kick Obi Wan out of bed for eating crackers," she added. "But Aladdin?" she shrugged. "Meh. If I were to pick a Disney prince, it wouldn't be Aladdin."
"Oh, really' Do tell," Dom said, glad to have the distraction of this conversation as the line moved on. "You did react rather well to Cinderella's Prince Charming, but is there another prince you would rather corrupt, you wicked little thing?"
Elle couldn't help but grin up at her husband, "Hmm, let's see. Flynn Rider is already pretty corrupt. Prince Eric is kind of adorable, but it has to be Prince Phillip. He has a sword, a horse, and he kills a dragon. What's not to like about that?"
"You are definitely not Aurora, though," Dom pointed out laughingly. "She's far too passive to fit you."
"She's more Maleficent," Vicki said over her shoulder sweetly.
"Tonight, I'm Jasmine!" Elle insisted. "But I am not going home with Aladdin. Sorry Jon. By the way, I don't recall Aladdin having so much, er, hair on his chest as you do. Maybe you should have waxed."
Jon narrowed his brows at his wife's bestie. "Over my dead body."
"Don't knock it," Vicki said warmly. "I happen to be very attached to the Granger chest. And I know you are, too."
Dom rolled his eyes, looking at Jon's chest thoughtfully. "I think Jon has me beat."
"Not everyone needs a hairy chest, darling," Elle was quick to point out. She had never complained where Dom's physique was concerned. "Looks like it's our turn," she declared, taking hold of Dom's arm as they moved up in line.
"My treat," Jon said, handing over some creds.
Dom's arm under Elle's grasp was tense, despite the easy-going smile he had plastered on his face. Ahead of them, Vicki grinned as she laced her fingers through Jon's. "This is going to be hilarious," she murmured to him, trying very hard not to laugh ahead of time.
Elle felt Dom tense beside her, and frowned, looking over at him with a concerned look on her face. "Get the tickets. We'll catch up with you a in bit," she told the other couple before tugging Dom out of line.
"We'll let the next group go through ahead of us," Vicki agreed easily enough, though she glanced curiously at Jon, as though he might know what was going on there.
Pulled away from the others, Dom raised a curious brow of his own as he met his wife's gaze. "Something wrong, Belle?"
Jon only shrugged in response to Vicki's unspoken question. He had no idea why Elle had pulled Dom out of line, unless she was having second thoughts, but none of this was real, after all, was it' They'd all been through far worse scares than a fake haunted house. Elle waited until they were a safe distance from the other couple to ensure they wouldn't be overheard before replying to Dom's question.
"I was just about to ask you the same thing," she told him. "You're tense. What's the matter?"
"I'm bracing myself to be the big brave husband," he told her with a smile, raising one hand to gently brush her hair out of her face. "Haunted houses aren't really my thing, sweetheart, but I enjoy them. And I am fully aware that going through one with me is an experience my wife should have at some point in her lifetime."
Elle sighed as she frowned back at her husband. "Dom, if you don't like haunted houses, why are we here?" she asked him bluntly, meeting his gaze, even as he distracted her with his gentle touch.
He smiled at her concern. "Because I like making people happy," he said with a rueful cast to his smile. "And we haven't hung out with Jon and Vicki, just us and no kids, for a very long time. Trust me, okay' I may be tense as hell, but I do kind of enjoy the sensation, so long as I can laugh at it. So it's fine."
"Dominic Granger, you are contradicting yourself," she told him, adjusting the collar of his Obi Wan costume, though it didn't really need adjusting. "If it isn't your thing, how can you enjoy it?"
"Because it reminds me to laugh at myself," he assured her, bending his head to kiss her nose. "Besides, I want you to enjoy yourself, you know" And I am fairly sure you will enjoy this hugely, if you let yourself."
"It's not real," she said, glancing over at the house as if to make sure. There were plenty of people coming and going, and they all seemed perfectly safe and happy. This was Rhy'Din, though, so one could never be too sure.
"No, it's not real," Dom assured her. "Listen, Jon has ....issues from past experiences with the real thing, and even he is up for this. You'll enjoy it." He grinned at her. "Don't tell me you're scared?"
Elle knew all about Halloween, but she had no idea Dom was a scaredy-cat when it came to all things ghostly. In fact, she just naturally assumed he was the exact opposite. He had, after all, rescued her and Daisy from the mob, and he was about as close to Indiana Jones as she was likely to come. The thought of Dom being afraid of anything was simply ludicrous, as far as Elle was concerned. So, when Jon and Vicki had suggested a so-called haunted house, just for fun, she'd jumped at the chance. It wasn't often she and Dom got to do something without the children tagging along.
Dom was doing his best not to flinch at the screaming laughter emanating from the house ahead of them as they joined the queue. He really didn't want Elle to think less of him for this. It did not help that Vicki had talked his wife into going full sexy Disney princess on him tonight; Elle knew he had a certain weakness for Jasmine.
"Why have we never done this before?" Jon was asking as he and Vicki joined the queue that was lining up outside the house.
"Because you're always too busy juggling between work and the kids?" Elle guessed just behind them.
"We did it once, when Emily was tiny," Vicki reminded her husband, grinning over her shoulder at Elle and Dom. "As I recall, it was absolutely hilarious."
Dom glowered at her in good humor. "Remind me why I agreed to this?" he asked his own wife plaintively.
"Because it's fun?" Elle guessed. "And I promised you a blow job later," she added, not even bothering to keep her voice down.
Jon just about choked on his laughter. "Too much information!"
Vicki snorted with laughter, nudging Jon. "What did I say' You owe me an orgasm," she informed him cheekily, proving that both she and Elle were a terrible influence on each other.
Dom rolled his eyes, chuckling a little awkwardly. "I love you," he murmured to Elle, looping his arm about her shoulders.
"Poor me," Jon muttered sarcastically with a grin for his wife.
"You'll love me more later," Elle said, waggling her brows at him as she slid an arm around his waist. "When I'm licking your light saber."
Jon groaned. "We can hear you, you know," he warned.
"And it sounds weird when I'm wearing a lightsaber too," Vicki added with a wicked grin. She had embraced her old school Star Wars nerdery and produced a Mara Jade costume from nowhere in the last couple of days.
"You want me to lick yours, too?" Elle asked, a teasing gleam in her eyes.
"Could someone please tell me why I'm dressed as Aladdin and Dom is dressed as Obi Wan, when I'm married to Mara Jade, and he's married to Jasmine?" Jon asked, wondering which of their wives purposely swapped costumed.
Vicki met Elle's eyes with a wicked little smirk. "I ....might have done it purely to confuse you," she admitted to her husband fondly as they moved forward in line. "Besides, you don't show off your physique enough." She drummed her fingers on his bare chest affectionately.
Behind them, Dom rolled his eyes, trying not to tense at the fresh round of screams from inside the house. "Are we really as bad as they are?"
"Guilty as charged," Elle admitted with a sweet smile at her husband. She knew him well enough to know he had a weakness for bare midriffs, after all. "Besides, I wouldn't kick Obi Wan out of bed for eating crackers," she added. "But Aladdin?" she shrugged. "Meh. If I were to pick a Disney prince, it wouldn't be Aladdin."
"Oh, really' Do tell," Dom said, glad to have the distraction of this conversation as the line moved on. "You did react rather well to Cinderella's Prince Charming, but is there another prince you would rather corrupt, you wicked little thing?"
Elle couldn't help but grin up at her husband, "Hmm, let's see. Flynn Rider is already pretty corrupt. Prince Eric is kind of adorable, but it has to be Prince Phillip. He has a sword, a horse, and he kills a dragon. What's not to like about that?"
"You are definitely not Aurora, though," Dom pointed out laughingly. "She's far too passive to fit you."
"She's more Maleficent," Vicki said over her shoulder sweetly.
"Tonight, I'm Jasmine!" Elle insisted. "But I am not going home with Aladdin. Sorry Jon. By the way, I don't recall Aladdin having so much, er, hair on his chest as you do. Maybe you should have waxed."
Jon narrowed his brows at his wife's bestie. "Over my dead body."
"Don't knock it," Vicki said warmly. "I happen to be very attached to the Granger chest. And I know you are, too."
Dom rolled his eyes, looking at Jon's chest thoughtfully. "I think Jon has me beat."
"Not everyone needs a hairy chest, darling," Elle was quick to point out. She had never complained where Dom's physique was concerned. "Looks like it's our turn," she declared, taking hold of Dom's arm as they moved up in line.
"My treat," Jon said, handing over some creds.
Dom's arm under Elle's grasp was tense, despite the easy-going smile he had plastered on his face. Ahead of them, Vicki grinned as she laced her fingers through Jon's. "This is going to be hilarious," she murmured to him, trying very hard not to laugh ahead of time.
Elle felt Dom tense beside her, and frowned, looking over at him with a concerned look on her face. "Get the tickets. We'll catch up with you a in bit," she told the other couple before tugging Dom out of line.
"We'll let the next group go through ahead of us," Vicki agreed easily enough, though she glanced curiously at Jon, as though he might know what was going on there.
Pulled away from the others, Dom raised a curious brow of his own as he met his wife's gaze. "Something wrong, Belle?"
Jon only shrugged in response to Vicki's unspoken question. He had no idea why Elle had pulled Dom out of line, unless she was having second thoughts, but none of this was real, after all, was it' They'd all been through far worse scares than a fake haunted house. Elle waited until they were a safe distance from the other couple to ensure they wouldn't be overheard before replying to Dom's question.
"I was just about to ask you the same thing," she told him. "You're tense. What's the matter?"
"I'm bracing myself to be the big brave husband," he told her with a smile, raising one hand to gently brush her hair out of her face. "Haunted houses aren't really my thing, sweetheart, but I enjoy them. And I am fully aware that going through one with me is an experience my wife should have at some point in her lifetime."
Elle sighed as she frowned back at her husband. "Dom, if you don't like haunted houses, why are we here?" she asked him bluntly, meeting his gaze, even as he distracted her with his gentle touch.
He smiled at her concern. "Because I like making people happy," he said with a rueful cast to his smile. "And we haven't hung out with Jon and Vicki, just us and no kids, for a very long time. Trust me, okay' I may be tense as hell, but I do kind of enjoy the sensation, so long as I can laugh at it. So it's fine."
"Dominic Granger, you are contradicting yourself," she told him, adjusting the collar of his Obi Wan costume, though it didn't really need adjusting. "If it isn't your thing, how can you enjoy it?"
"Because it reminds me to laugh at myself," he assured her, bending his head to kiss her nose. "Besides, I want you to enjoy yourself, you know" And I am fairly sure you will enjoy this hugely, if you let yourself."
"It's not real," she said, glancing over at the house as if to make sure. There were plenty of people coming and going, and they all seemed perfectly safe and happy. This was Rhy'Din, though, so one could never be too sure.
"No, it's not real," Dom assured her. "Listen, Jon has ....issues from past experiences with the real thing, and even he is up for this. You'll enjoy it." He grinned at her. "Don't tell me you're scared?"