Topic: How to Cure a Hangover

James Radcliffe

Date: 2015-12-27 15:08 EST
Christmas was over. Well, in theory, anyway. There were still leftovers to eat, still decorations hanging up, still unopened presents to enjoy. Still the lingering weight of a two-day hangover to handle. Ashlyn loved her family, but between the Old Man's liquor cabinet on Christmas Eve and the sheer amount of alcohol she'd managed to put away while helping her mother and Elle cook the dinner on Christmas Day, she was feeling decidedly ropey come St. Stephen's Day. Ropey enough that James had the quiet amusement of watching her stagger to the bathroom when she finally woke up, eyes closed, leaning on everything she passed. He also got to hear her groan as she groped around to turn the festive lights on, leaving the curtains drawn, and finally got to feel her cuddle close as she crawled back underneath the covers with him. "I'm never drinking again," she muttered to him, knowing full well it was an empty promise.

James wasn't looking or feeling much better than Ashlyn, though he seemed able to handle his liquor better than most men. Perhaps it was because he was a pirate, or perhaps it was just good breeding. He'd visited the bathroom twice already, and was at least no longer looking an odd shade of green. Was it any wonder some people referred to this time of year as the holidaze" He winced a little at the sight of blinking lights, but was glad she'd at least left the curtains drawn. He snorted at her remark, very familiar with that empty promise as he'd made it himself countless times over the years. "Never say never, lass. It will always come back around to prove you wrong."

"Did I really play Twister with my brother last night?" she groaned softly. She'd noticed a few bruises, which usually meant she and Dom had been so far gone in drink that they'd fallen over a few times together. Hopefully they hadn't disturbed Daisy too much.

"You did," he confirmed, a smirk on his face at the memory of it. She'd looked pretty cute bent over and twisted up like a pretzel. "If it wasn't for your brother, I might have taken advantage." Or for Daisy either. Despite their rocky first meeting at the theater, he wasn't having too much trouble fitting in with her family, though he was still wary of her brother. He and Elle, at least, seemed to have a few things in common, considering one was a thief and the other a pirate.

Ash groaned quietly, rolling her eyes with the exaggerated care of someone who isn't entirely sure she'll be able to see when she's done. "At least he'll be aching more than me today," she offered as proof of her own consolation. "You can take advantage just as soon as my head stops hurting." Smiling, she brushed a kiss to his shoulder. "You survived the Granger Christmas. I feel like I should give you a medal or something."

"Or something," he replied with a smirk, his mind turning to all things sexual. "I haven't had my Christmas goose yet. Perhaps you'd like to give me that." He touched an affectionate kiss to her head before rolling over and swinging his legs off the bed. "There are two cures for a hangover, neither of which you'll find in bed."

"Later," she grinned, and abruptly whined as he sat up and swung his legs out of bed, leaving her to roll into the warm indent left by his body. "Where are you going" I was comfortable there." "Two cures, lass ....Hair of the dog or a strong cup of coffee. Pick your poison," he said, snagging the bathrobe she'd given him and tossing it over his shoulders, leaving it hanging loosely around him, a poor substitute for a buccaneer's coat.

Whimpering dramatically, she pulled the quilt over her head, leaving nothing visible but her toes as she muttered something about torture, torment, and never getting out of bed again. Given that her toenails had been decorated by Daisy the day before with snowman faces, it wasn't the most obtuse of sights. "Fine," the lump under the covers conceded. "Coffee."

Despite the throbbing pain of his own hangover, he couldn't help but chuckle a little at the sight of her buried in the covers and whimpering like a puppy. He also couldn't resist the temptation to tickle her toes before heading for the door to put a pot of coffee on, though he thankfully left the curtains drawn. He was heard thumping his way down the stairs singing "Let It Snow", leaving her behind snuggled up in bed. Tempting as it was to remain there with her, he knew from experience that hiding beneath the covers would do nothing for their hangovers.

Left in the bed and knowing full well that they would have the house to themselves for at least another hour or so, Ash sighed, huffing her way out from under the covers to shrug into her favorite cardigan and shuffle down the stairs after James, still looking at the world through half-lidded eyes. She appeared in the kitchen doorway, rubbing a hand through her tousled hair. "Look, I got up. What do I get for it?"

"Breakfast ....If you've got the stomach for it," he added, with a glance her way, as he busied himself frying up some bacon. The coffee was on and percolating away as he shuffled barefoot about the kitchen gathering breakfast fixings. "I'll make it up to you later. Promise."

"Can I help?" she offered, making the effort to at least seem enthusiastic about the day when what she was really doing was enjoying the view he presented to her. He hadn't been all that enthusiastic about the dressing gown when she'd given it to him, but she had to admit, she did like the way he wore it. Easy access, as it were.

To be fair, he was wearing a pair of boxers and a t-shirt beneath the robe, the ever-present cross pendant resting against his chest. His hair was properly mussed from sleeping, but his eyes were blue and bright, despite the hangover. "Aye, by sitting down and staying out of the way. I've got this, lass. I didn't spend two hundred years marooned in Neverland without looking out to cook." Even though he'd theoretically had a ship's cook to do it for him.

She snorted with laughter, doing exactly as she was told. They might not have been living together for very long, but they'd discovered very quickly that unless she was sober and caffeinated, her attempts at breakfast were verging on inedible. Dinner, she was much better at. Tucking herself onto a stool at the counter, she leaned onto her arms to watch him cook. "So what do you think of the Grangers now you've seen them drunk?" she asked him curiously. He'd had something of a misconception before Christmas Eve, thanks to GrangerGuild's looming presence on the Docks.

"Not as snooty as I expected them to be. It's helpful to know your brother is engaged to a reformed thief. It bodes well for me anyway," he said, as he broke a few eggs into the frying pan. "What of this other sister of yours ....Isabelle, is it?"

Ash sighed softly, her face forming a small frown. "Yeah, Isabelle," she nodded slowly. "I haven't actually seen her in over a year. She calls, every now and then, but ....I don't know. She had a huge falling out with Caroline years ago, and since then, she won't spend time with anyone who is in any way friendly with Caro. Means she hasn't even spoken to Dom in years. The only person I know she spends time with his Mom, and even then, I get advance notice so I don't show up unexpectedly and mess it up for them."

"Life is too short for grudges," he said, though he was kind of calling the kettle black on that one. There was only one person he held a grudge against and that was Pan. "What kind of falling out?" he asked curiously, as he let the eggs and bacon fry on their own while he poured them each a cup of strong, black coffee. He didn't even hold a grudge against his father, despite the man's harsh treatment of his only son. What was the point' The man had been dead for over two centuries.

"I don't know," she shrugged. "Neither of them will talk about it. It wouldn't be so bad if Belle could just let it go and only avoid Caro, but she's holding it over all of us. I don't want to have to choose between my sister and my cousin. It's wrong."

"Blood is thicker than water, lass," said the man who had no siblings, but always wished he had. "Here's a thought ....Invite them both over for dinner, but don't tell either the other one is coming, and don't let them leave until they hash it out." He handed her the cup of coffee, along with a couple of aspirin he'd found in the cupboard. "Try this. It will help with the pounding."

She raised a brow, pretty sure that if she tried his suggestion, he'd be caring for her bruised and battered body for a couple of weeks afterward. But then, she was Isabelle's baby sister, and Caroline was pretty easy-going these days ...."I'll think about it," was all she would say, taking the cup and the pills from him with a faint smile. "It'll have to wait until March sometime, though. Hopefully before Dom's wedding. It'd be nice to get Belle there, even if she only pops in and out."

"Don't think about it too long," he warned, leaning over to touch another kiss to her brow before turning his attention back to cooking. He was tempted to suggest tying them to a chair until they both apologized, but he had a feeling that wouldn't endear him anyone. Then again, what did he care" He had a reputation for being a ruthless pirate, so maybe he should just start acting like one. "Being angry with your cousin is no reason to alienate the rest of the family."

"The research trip is setting off on the 15th," she reminded him, though she'd been trying not to talk about it. The thought of being apart from him for four to six weeks was becoming physically painful to consider, especially now she'd admitted how she felt. "We'll see. I don't want to try something, go away, and come back to see it worse than ever."

He had to turn his back to her when she mentioned the trip or she'd know he was up to something from the look on his face. He had no intentions of being left behind, while she went to sea without him. He hadn't captained his own ship for nothing - he was a seaman, born and bred. It was in his blood, just as it was in hers. He hoped she wouldn't be angry with him when she found out he'd been keeping it a secret from her all this time. "It will have to wait 'til for your return then," he said as he tended to breakfast.

She smiled as he seemed to concede to her thoughts on the subject, the pounding in her head receding as the aspirin got to work with the caffeine. "You know, I have a very serious question to ask you," she told him with teasing solemnity.

"Are you going to get down on one knee?" he teased, his voice light with amusement, as he buttered the toast. Times had certainly changed, and he wouldn't put it past her if she turned the tables on him and beat him to the punch. Though neither of them was quite ready for marriage yet, they'd easily settled into a comfortable routine once he'd agreed to move in.

She snickered softly, rolling her eyes at his tease. "If I thought I could do it without falling over, I might," she countered warmly. "You might be disappointed with the question if I did, though." Lowering her cup, she watched him a moment longer before continuing. "No, I was going to ask you ....do you want to stay here, or go home tonight?"

He shrugged, not really disappointed in the question. He had expected as much, knowing it would be better to wait for her brother to get married first before he popped the question himself. "It's up to you really. I suppose it depends on whether you'd like our privacy back." He didn't really mind staying here with her mother, though it was cramping his style a bit. They weren't as free to take advantage of each other anytime and anywhere they liked while they were here, and there was some question as to how long he could continue to be on his best behavior.

James Radcliffe

Date: 2015-12-27 15:09 EST
"I think Mom's got Daisy tonight, so Dom and Elle get to celebrate alone," Ash mused. "Might be an idea to get out before the hyperactive fairy arrives again." She loved her soon-to-be niece, but a full day of over-excited Christmas delight yesterday had been a little bit too much.

"You answered your own question then, love," he told her as he set a plate full of eggs, bacon, and toast on the table in front of her, along with utensils and napkin. "Take it slow. You still look a little peaked," he warned. The aspirin and coffee would help ease her headache, no doubt, but her stomach was another matter.

She looked down at the plate, blinking in surprise at the sheer amount of food in front of her. "Wow." Offering him a warm smile, she took up her knife and fork to get started. "I do solemnly swear not to throw up on you," she promised him with a smile. "How are you not pale and head poundy?"

"I woke up a few hours ago and got it all out of my system." His head was still aching, but not nearly as badly as hers was. Had she woken a few hours ago, she would have had to fight him for the bathroom. "I shall have to thank your brother later for the shots. I hope he's paying for it today as much as I am," he said as he brought a plate and a cup of coffee over to the table for himself and took a seat.

"With a seven-year-old in the house, you can bet he's paying for it," she laughed, obediently taking her time with the breakfast he had given her, despite the desire to cram it all in her mouth at once. "This is amazing, thank you."

He shrugged as though it wasn't really that big a deal. "A whale is amazing. This is just breakfast," he told her, as he picked up his cup for a sip of coffee. "Feeling any better?"

"Little bit, yeah," she smiled at him, leaning over to kiss his cheek. "I vote we go home, order dinner in, and stay in bed until, like, noon tomorrow." She flashed him her perky smile, returning to her eggs enthusiastically.

"Mm, it seems someone has forgotten their promise to take their future niece to see Cinderella this evening," he reminded her with a lopsided smirk. He knew one shouldn't be held to anything that was promised while under the influence of alcohol, but he doubted Daisy would give her any quarter on that one. "Please don't tell me that fairy tale will come to life the way mine did."

"Oh God ..." Ash groaned, just about preventing herself from headbutting her own plate as she sagged. "You're right. Mom's got her on New Year's Eve." She rubbed a hand through her hair, wisely putting her knife and fork down before she started testing the limits of her delicate stomach. "Are you coming along tonight' And believe me, the Cinderella story has happened too many times, in too many ways, for it to be anything but inspiring these days."

"Me?" he asked doubtfully, arching both brows. "Oh, no ....I wouldn't dream of intruding on your evening at the theater," he teased, unable to hide the smirk from his lips. He'd go, if she insisted on him going, but he wasn't going to make it easy for her. Cinderella, in his opinion, was a story strictly for females.

She narrowed her eyes at him, her own lips teasing a smirk back in his direction. "Aren't you the one who wanted to get updated on modern versions of the culture you grew up in?" she countered innocently. "The whole tradition of pantomime grew out of the harlequinade and Columbine and Harlequin and all that stuff that was in the theater when you were last in England, you know. And you get to heckle."

"And I also get to be bounced on and screeched at and tugged around the theater like a dog on a leash," he pointed out, waving his fork in the air in a circular motion for emphasis. It wasn't really as bad as all that, but he couldn't help exaggerating. "And thank you for the history lesson, madam. I was not already aware of these facts," he added with a dramatic roll of his eyes, despite the smirk on his face. "Is this a formal event, or is casual wear acceptable?"

"I'll be being tugged around, too," she pointed out with a chuckle. "Yes, casual wear is more than acceptable. The whole point is to have a comfortable, fun evening out. And I'll make sure we're not sitting too close to the stage - maybe on the balcony. I should call and book the seats, really."

"I suppose full pirate regalia is out of the question," he teased, knowing how much she liked that look on him, even if it wasn't really appropriate for the theater. "I used to rather enjoy the theater," he said with a small frown as he skewered a bit of bacon onto his fork. He wasn't sure why he'd brought that up when he didn't really want to talk about it.

"Then you should definitely come tonight," she told him firmly. "It's a really irreverent, funny show. The serious stuff will start up again in February." Finishing her coffee, she leaned back with a smile. "Daisy would love to see you all pirated up," she added with a touch of cheekiness in her smile. "And I love peeling you out of it."

"I might get arrested," he warned with a cheeky grin of his own. Or she might if she was unable to keep her hands to herself. He'd been wearing some of her cousin's castoffs, but was starting to find his own sense of style. "Once a pirate, always a pirate, I'm told," he added. It was something Elle had said to him last night, countering his own commentary on her past profession.

"So does that mean I have to start wearing glasses and huge sweaters again?" she asked him innocently. "Because, you know, once a nerd, always a nerd." Her mother had taken great delight in showing James the childhood and adolescence photo albums the evening before, so he had a very good idea of just how nerdy Ash had been in her teens.

"I'm not sure what a nerd is exactly, but I can assure you, you're not one of them, love," he assured her with a chuckle. He was glad there had been no photographs when he was a boy, or she might have laughed at what he'd once looked like. There had been a few painted portraits, but they had likely all been lost to time. "Twas something Elle said," he admitted. "She's right in a way. The sea is in my blood, and there's no known cure."

"Hmm ....maybe I should try the sexy librarian thing on you sometime," she mused thoughtfully, half to herself. Then her smile returned as he spoke of the sea. "She's in my blood, too," she pointed out, her voice warm as she tangled her fingers with his. "We might see her differently, but she's got us both."

"Not so differently," he said, as he linked his fingers with hers. "My father first took me sailing when I was a lad. He was kinder then, before my mother died. She was my first love, the sea. After my mother, of course. He once told me that the sea is like a woman. She could be kind and calm one moment, angry and resentful the next." There was that faraway look in his eyes he always had when he spoke of the past, turning suddenly silent as if he had more to say but was reluctant to share it.

As always, when he turned silent, Ash didn't push him for any more, raising his hand to her lips to kiss his palm softly. "I love you, you know," she reminded him in a quiet voice, knowing those words somehow meant more than the sum of their parts.

He blinked out of his reverie, his gaze sliding to her face. "You're a marvel to me, Ashlyn. I've met no one like you in all my life. No one who understands me so completely. No one who has captured my heart so entirely." It was hardly poetry, and yet, they were words from the heart. She had saved him from a lifetime of loneliness, and for that he could never repay her.

Her smile was soft as she held his gaze, not having the words to answer him in kind. Leaning close, she let her lips brush his tenderly, breathing in the scent of the salt sea that clung to them both, as well as the unique scent that was all his own.

He leaned into her, drawn to her like a moth to a flame, unafraid of being burned by the flame. He'd been lonely for too long, with only the sea for a mistress. He lingered in her kiss, eyes closed as he breathed her in. He didn't need to see her to know her kiss or to know that she was feeling that same wistful yearning. "How long before your mother comes home?" he asked, as his eyes opened to regard her.

Blue eyes flickered toward the clock on the wall briefly before returning to meet his gaze, an inviting sparkle shining in her expression as her lips curved into a smile that could only be called shy by someone who had never seen Ashlyn this relaxed. "At least an hour," she murmured to him, stroking her thumb gently against the line of his jaw.

"I need a shower. Care to join me?" he asked, that roguish gleam in his blue eyes. An hour was plenty of time, more or less, and with any luck, they'd be back at her place that evening and able to enjoy the freedom of being alone again, without worry someone might overhear, except maybe the neighbors.

"Mmm ..." She grinned, leaning in close to nip his lower lip affectionately. "That sounds like an invitation I'd be an idiot to pass up." Nuzzling close for a moment, she moved to rise from the table. "Let me put the plates in the dishwasher, and I'll be right with you, captain."

"I'm ready when you are, lass," he assured her, happy to remain where he was and enjoy the view while he finished off his coffee. If her mother had a problem with him staying there, she hadn't yet said so, and it was obvious from the way they looked at each other that they were than just friends.

Despite their concerns, it seemed as though Ash's mother was too pleased to see her youngest looking so happy to worry whether or not the young man in question was entirely what she herself would have envisioned. Flashing James a warm smile, Ash moved quickly to rinse the plates and set them in the dishwasher, knowing full well he was enjoying the view of her long legs and barely covered backside. One thing neither of them had ever even tried to do was pretend they didn't like what they were seeing. When she was done, she turned to look at him, hands on her hips. "Want the striptease right here, or should I wait until we get to the bathroom?"

"Unless you want to leave a telltale trail of clothing, we should probably wait until we get to the bathroom," he told her, moving to his feet and circling his arms around her waist to pull her close. Despite his warning, he couldn't help kissing her one last time, as if both their fires needing reigniting.

She laughed her husky laugh as he drew her into the circle of his arms, wrapping her own about his neck and shoulders as she pressed close into that kiss. He may not have cured her hangover, but he had definitely restored her spirits after her appalling wake up, and she had every intention of rewarding him for it. Although if they weren't careful, she had a feeling they might leave a private memory in her mother's kitchen.

James Radcliffe

Date: 2015-12-27 15:11 EST
There was no need to worry - he'd make sure they made it to her suite of rooms in plenty of time that her mother would be none the wiser. She might find evidence of breakfast, but that was all. He deepened the kiss, before sweeping her off her feet to carry her up the stairs to the privacy of her room.

The evening might already be filled with a visit to the theater with an excited little girl, but that still left them with the afternoon and night to do a little celebrating of the season in private. That was definitely one of the perks of living with a pirate; ravishment on tap - just add a come hither smile, and he was always happy to oblige.

Sometimes it didn't even take that. As far as James was concerned, this was only a preview of what he had planned for the real holiday, which for him, was Twelfth Night. He had enjoyed the holiday gathering with her family, but he was really looking forward to a much more intimate celebration just between the two of them, but for now this little preview would just have to do and who was he to complain about a little afternoon delight'

And delightful, it certainly was. Even with all her fish gawping at them when they finally made it to the bedroom, James had a way of drawing a very private kind of intimacy around them that melted Ashlyn every time he looked at her. Was it really any wonder she'd fallen so hard for him' Love was never where you went looking, but it had found her when she least expected it. She just had to hope that she would continue to deserve her gentleman privateer for as long as he loved her.

((And that's that. Short but sweet. What is the cure for a hangover though' Coffee and breakfast or something else? More to come from these two sometime soon. Promise! Thanks to my partner in crime for indulging me with this little scene. :) ))