Topic: Midsummer Wedding

Helena King

Date: 2014-06-26 11:00 EST
((Takes place on Saturday, June 21st, 2014.))

Traditions are not something easily discarded. They can be created, nurtured, adapted - but to discard a tradition, one has to wade through a crowd of complaint and upset, never being able to make more than one or two understand just why that tradition has been set aside. So the bride walked down the beach-set aisle on the arm of her great-uncle - with various family members carefully seated close by, in case of walking stick/sand mishaps. The groom wore a suit and tie. The celebrant said the words and guided them through the vows. And just as the tradition was threatening to overwhelm a thoroughly untraditional couple, something new came forward. No candle, no trite words, but sand, poured from two hands into a beautiful glass heart.

"Just as these grains of sand can no longer be separated so too shall your lives be. Ladies and gentlemen, may I present Mr. and Mrs. King!"

Now, perhaps the bride and groom should have been let in on this, but the bridesmaids had a rather unconventional matron of honor leading the way. As Helena and Tommy turned to share their smiles with the family and friends who had joined them, the brightly colored collection of women to their right let rip with deafeningly squeaky cheers, and performed an enthusiastic can-can that only ended when Piper tripped over her own feet, banged into Vicki, who then knocked Dru, and sent Jasmin sprawling backwards onto the sand with her dress over her face, laughing like a drain. And very pretty panties she had on, too.

It was one of those romantic moments that was only supposed to happen once in a lifetime, but what made it really memorable was the sight of four silly girls can-canning on the beach until they all fell over onto the sand like dominoes. There were a few gasps among the gathered crowd, but mostly the moment was rejoined with laughter over the bridesmaids mingled with cheers for the newly-wed couple. Even Old Man Granger couldn't help but laugh at the silliness taking place before him. This was one couple who embraced life to the fullest and never let life get them down. Several of the groomsmen rushed over to help the girls to their feet, but one slightly hyperactive dog named Cosmo managed to knock at least two of them to the sand in all the excitement. Those two unlucky groomsmen happened to be Jack and Josh.

One thing this non-traditional couple had gone for a a fully paid up photographer - their bridal party's panties were being snapped even as they were helped up from the sand. Helena giggled, hugging into Tommy's side tenderly. "I think that went off pretty well, how about you?"

"I think Jack is gonna bribe the photographer not to print that photo!" Tommy replied, laughing, as he hugged his new bride against him and dipped his head to touch a kiss to her nose. "I love you, Mrs. King." It wasn't the surname that was printed on his birth certificate, but he didn't care. He'd left home long ago to reinvent himself as Tommy King, and no one on Rhy'Din much cared who he was before that.

She smiled up at him, enjoying the warm sand between her bare toes as he kissed her nose. "I love you back, Mr. King," she promised, rising up on those toes to deliver a slightly more appropriate kiss for a newly married couple. "So what now, do you think" Should we pose, or trash the dress straight away?"

"I don't know about you, but I'm dying to get out of this suit," he replied with a dimpled grin. "Shall we cue the band?" What good was a beach wedding without a little surfing music, after all" This was one couple who was definitely not following convention.

"Now that sounds like a plan," Lena agreed with a chuckle, glancing down as a small person who had only recently learned to walk without holding hands toddled unsuccessfully toward her father and ended up embracing Tommy's leg rather than fall over. "Look, Uncle Tommy! Emily came to say congratulations!"

"Well, hello, Emily!" Tommy greeted the toddler, bending over to sweep her up off her feet and into his arms. "When's your dad gonna let me teach you to surf?" he teased, knowing she was way too young for that yet.

Jon overheard the question and came to rescue his daughter from the bride and groom. "I think we might want to teach her to swim first!"

"Wow, when did the dork become responsible?" Lena teased her brother fondly, jumping in surprise as a small hand grabbed her hair. She looked over her shoulder to find that Vicki had already reclaimed her son and they were both behind her.

"Are we gonna see you two on a surfboard?" Tommy asked the pair, handing Emily back over to her father. Who knew he was so fond of children"

Jon chuckled at the question. "Skis, maybe. Surfboard, doubtful."

"This, from the man who tried to get lessons from my fiance the first time he met him," Lena laughed, glancing at the men from where she was playing with Ben in Vicki's arms. "You could rock the rolled up pants look, Jonny. Sort of. Or swap clothes with your wife."

Jon laughed. "Oh, no! You're not getting me in drag, Lena, no matter how drunk I get." He wasn't really planning on getting drunk anyway, not when they had two small children to look after. He had worn a dress once, but that was only after he'd swapped bodies with Vicki, and he had no intentions of repeating that adventure anytime soon.

"You should have invited Mataya if you wanted Jon in drag," Vicki murmured impishly, sending Lena into fits of giggles at the thought of the bubbly theater-owner bullying her brother into a dress and winning.

"I am not dressing in drag, not even for Mataya," Jon replied, still chuckling, though it really depended on the part he was playing on stage. His smile softened as he leaned close to brush a kiss against his sister's cheek, his arms full of Emily. "Congratulations, Midget. I'm proud of you."

"Thanks, Jonny," his little sister smiled back at him. Despite the growth of their family, they were still the core, the siblings who had grown up together and opened their hearts to an older brother and a younger sister. Her hand slid into Tommy's, not wanting to let go. "Hey, Mr. King, didn't you say something about a band?"

Helena King

Date: 2014-06-26 11:01 EST
Jon would save the more mushy stuff for private, but he was proud of his sister, and despite the fact that their family had recently expanded to include another brother and sister, he would always have a special place in his heart for his Helena. "Is it time for the first dance, already?" Jon asked, overhearing his sister.

Tommy laughed, winking at Lena. "We have something a little more original in mind."

Smirking impishly, Lena met Tommy's gaze with knowing eyes and winked back. "Just as well we practiced it a bit," she added, giggling a little as Vicki drew Jon away. "Give me a sec to make Jaz hold onto the bouquet," she suggested. "Try and remember where you and Jack buried the board."

Tommy grinned, knowing the little group they'd invited to share in their special day was in for an unexpected treat. "Yes, dear," he replied, turning to look for Jack to fetch the surfboard they'd stashed somewhere nearby.

"What do you think they're up to?" Jon asked Vicki as he watched the bride and groom hurry off to chat with the best man and matron of honor.

Hiking Ben a little higher on her hip, Vicki chuckled, shaking her head. "How should I know?" she pointed out cheerfully. "She's your sister. Who dressed her big brother very handsome for her big day, I must admit."

"I have no complaints about how she dressed you either," Jon countered with a grin. "By the way, whose idea was the can can' That was awesome!" Emily wiggled, wanting to get back on the ground and feel the sand between her toes, and just to make a point she whined about it rather loudly in her father's ear.

"Oh, that was Jaz," Vicki laughed, her attention caught by Emily's complaints into Jon's ear, complete with a very wet kiss to make her point even more, well, pointed.

"Beach, daddy, beach, beach, beach!"

Vicki snorted with laughter, swaying with Ben to lull him back into sleep. "Do you know, I think your daughter might want something, Jonathan."

Jon winced at his daughter's incessant whining in his ear. "You think she wants to get down?" he asked, sarcastically. "All right, you little imp! Patience is a virtue, you know!" he told Emily, laughing as he tweaked her nose. "Give Mummy a kiss!" he said, leaning toward Vicki with the bundle in his arms.

Emily giggled as Vicki smushed a kiss onto her nose, little arms flailing to be put down now she'd got her daddy's attention. It wasn't as though she could go very far - it was roughly five steps and down onto her padded backside these days, with Cosmo hovering protectively over her.

"That young lady is going to break hearts one day," a familiar voice said from behind her parents, and Vicki turned to find Humphrey sat comfortably in what looked like an armchair on wheels, grinning at them.

"If she's anything like her mother, she is!" Jon remarked in agreement, flying Emily through the air to land on her feet on the sand, bare feet and all. "I'm willing to bet you had something to do with that can-can," he smirked at his wife, as Humphrey joined them. "Say hello to Uncle Humpy, Emmykins!"

"I'm pleading innocence!" Vicki insisted, laughing at Jon's accusation, because for once she actually was innocent.

Humphrey gathered his great-great-niece into his arms, letting her swarm all over him before she clambered down onto the sand once again. "There is absolutely nothing innocent about you, Victoria."

"And we wouldn't want her any other way!" Jon added, reaching for his wife to steal a kiss, one eye on toddling Emily so she wouldn't get too far away. "What do you think this big surprise is that they have in store for us?" he asked, searching the beach for the bride and the groom.

"I rather think we're about to find out," Humphrey said, absentmindedly taking Ben from Vicki's arms to sit with the two-month-old dozing in his arms. "Take a look out there."

Vicki followed the Old Man's nod toward the water, and actually gasped. "Oh my god," she declared. "She's not actually going into the sea in her dress, is she" Miranda's going to kill her!"

Heads turned toward the water to see Tommy and Lena heading toward the sea hand in hand, a surfboard over Tommy's shoulder. It might not have been such a strange sight except for the fact that neither had changed out of their formal wear - Lena in her bridal gown and Tommy in his suit, both of them barefoot.

As word spread through the guests to watch as the dress was trashed within minutes of finishing the ceremony, a strong chord or seven rang out over the beach - Jack and Jaz had apparently finished warming up, and were providing suitably "Jaws"y music for the approach into the surf.

"I hope Miranda isn't watching," Jon muttered, echoing Vicki, though it was just a dress, after all. He would have searched the beach for the fashion designer, but he was too curious to see what Tommy and Lena had cooked up. He had to chuckle at the choice of music from Jack and Jaz, at least for starters. "C'mere, Emmys. You might want to see this!" He scooped his daughter up off the sand and lifted her onto his shoulders for the best view on the beach of whatever was about to take place.

Without a care for the dress or the suit - both of which had been custom designed and made by the aforementioned Miranda - bride and groom splashed into the surf and further into deeper water, to the cheers of various relatives and friends. Vicki laughed, applauding without a care, as Emily "oooh"d from her father's arms.

A shriek went up from somewhere on the beach, presumably from Miranda, as she finally spied the couple in question tromping into the water still wearing the outfits she had custom-designed herself especially for them. Thankfully, Jack and Jasmin drowned out most of that shriek as the Jaws somehow managed to segue into a Beach Boys tune.

Helena King

Date: 2014-06-26 11:02 EST
Of course, it helped that the happy couple had been followed into the water by the musicians' enthusiastic Golden Lab, who was splashing about to his heart's content and providing a welcome distraction while Tommy and Lena navigated the interesting problem of both getting onto the same surfboard in soggy clothes. As Rufus held onto his shrieking wife - laughing at her over-reaction, naturally - the waves began to rise, and the cheering got louder as the guests finally realized that the first dance had been replaced by a first surf.

What better way to celebrate a beach wedding than to replace the first dance with a first surf, especially when the groom was a professional surfer" They'd been practicing for weeks to get it right, as if one person per surfboard wasn't hard enough to navigate. Thankfully, the waves seemed to be cooperating today, at least long enough to get them out into the water. In the meantime, Jack and Jaz were doing their own rendition of a popular Beach Boys' tune that seemed to fit their best friends like a glove.

"Wouldn't it be nice if we were older Then we wouldn't have to wait so long And wouldn't it be nice to live together In the kind of world where we belong You know its gonna make it that much better When we can say goodnight and stay together ..." The pair sang together in perfect harmony, guitars strumming.

It wasn't just the professional who was photographing the unexpected tandem surf - even Piper had managed to wrangle her bag off Lyneth to get her camera out. And there might have been some cheating going on - the flower girl herself, resplendent in bright yellow, was concentrating fiercely on the couple on the surfboard, which might have accounted for the surprise on Lena's face when she wobbled and didn't fall off. But then, Lynnie had a flare for the romantic, and she didn't like to disappoint. The shrieking had stopped, though Miranda had just about collapsed in Rufus' arms. While Lyneth had a flare for the romantic, Miranda seemed to have a flare for the dramatic.

In the few short months since they'd moved to the Cove, Tommy had quickly learned and mastered these waves. It was a piece of cake compared to some places he'd surfed, the waves just high enough to offer some fun without being too dangerous. He did most of the work, steering the board from the back while Lena focused on maintaining her balance. He almost reached for her when she wobbled, but she seemed to regain her balance quickly enough. The crowd wasn't going to see any dramatic or dangerous stunts being performed, but what they did see looked like a whole lot of fun. Even Johnny Storm - who loathed water - was heard cheering and whooping somewhere on the beach.

Of course, no one surfs straight back to the sand unless they get a phenomenal run of good luck, and once Piper had the perfect picture, Lyneth stopped concentrating. In fact, the little girl laughed out loud as Lena over-balanced, grabbed for her husband, and took them both crashing into the shallows, while the board flipped high into the air to the applause of their gathered crowd.

All of this, while Jack and Jasmin played and sang.

"Wouldn't it be nice if we could wake up In the morning when the day is new And after having spent the day together Hold each other close the whole night through Happy times together we've been spending I wish that every kiss was never ending Wouldn't it be nice ..."

Jon laughed when his sister went topsy-turvy into the water, taking her newlywed husband with her. "Looks like fun. Maybe we should sign up for lessons. What do you think, Vic?" he asked, grinning over at his wife, while Emily clapped her hands along with the crowd from her perch atop her father's shoulders.

"Tempting to launch into it right now, but I honestly think Miranda will scalp the next member of the wedding party who so much as gets a toe wet," his wife laughed back to him, flicking a glance over to Miranda just to make sure the woman was still halfway coherent.

"That would be why I brought a change of clothing," Jon replied, with a smirk, two steps ahead of his wife for a change. Who wanted to stay in formal wear all day when you were at the beach' Even if all they did was splash around a little while someone minded the kids, he thought they deserved to have a little fun for awhile, and there were plenty of people there who'd jump at the chance to spoil Ben and Emily for a little while. Somewhere nearby, it seemed Rufus had managed to calm Miranda down, reminding her it was just a dress and there were plenty of photos, but you only got married once - at least, in theory.

"Ah, very sneaky, Mr. Granger, I like it," Vicki chuckled, leaning close to kiss her husband affectionately. By the water's edge, Milo was busily shaking the water from his fur as Lena and Tommy stumbled up onto the sand, laughing like idiots and generally looking very pleased with themselves.

It was perfect timing as Jack and Jasmin were just coming to the end of the song when the happy couple emerged from the water to rousing applause from their family and friends.

"Maybe if we think and wish and hope and pray it might come true Baby, then there wouldn't be a single thing we couldn't do We could be married And then we'd be happy Wouldn't it be nice ..."

Whoever was coordinating the day had their timing absolutely perfect. As Lena and Tommy rejoined the group, dripping and grinning like fools, a little gong sounded to announce that the food was ready for people to enjoy, beginning a small stampede toward the shaded buffet and grill. What was supposed to be a wedding reception degraded quickly into a beach party, the perfect celebration for the two who had just been joined in matrimony.

Helena King

Date: 2014-06-26 11:03 EST
Miranda marched over to the newlyweds, waggling a finger at them both, but thankfully, she was smiling. "You two are lucky I love you. Are you trying to give me a heart attack?" she asked, not entirely in jest.

Lena just laughed at her cousin's irate reaction to what they'd done to her beautifully made clothing. "You didn't really think we'd go through the day without getting in the water, did you?" she asked sweetly. "Why'd you think I asked for a shorter hem?"

"Of course not, but I thought you'd at least change into a swimsuit first!" Miranda replied. She waggled that finger again. "You're lucky we already got pictures. Look at you! You're soaked!" Well, of course they were soaked. They'd just gone surfing. Tommy laughed and lunged to give Miranda a soaking wet hug, causing her to shriek and back away. "Don't you dare, Tommy King!"

Late to the conversation, but apparently pretty relaxed among the Grangers for once, Rufus caught Miranda by the arms from behind. "Hug and run, that's my advice," he offered from behind his wife, grinning.

Lena burst out laughing, wondering whether or not he was giving advice or just saying what he intended to do.

"Rufus, you let go of me this instant, or so help me, you will be sleeping on the couch for the next month!" Miranda threatened, though everyone knew it was an empty threat. She didn't really look angry, only startled. Tommy exchanged a mischievous grin with Lena and together they lunged toward the horrified Miranda.

Squishing the designer between two very wet bodies and making very sure she got soaked with them was worth any punishment she might decide to hand out. Lena, in particular, made absolutely certain to drip cold sea water from her hair right down Miranda's cleavage before they pulled away, laughing once more at how quickly Rufus let go and ran for it, catching Lyneth up from the sand to use as a human shield.

Another shriek went up from Miranda, especially at the shock of cold water down her cleavage, and she pulled away from the sopping wet bride and groom, waggling that finger at them again. "I will deal with you two later!" she warned, yanking the shoes from her feet to chase after her husband with intentions to get revenge. "Put Lyneth down, you coward, and face this like a man!"

"Do you think me a complete moron, woman?" Rufus declared cheerfully from behind a very giggly Lynnie, who was being held about three feet off the sand at arms length, concealing the Englishman's grin as he sassed his wife. Even with the recent growth spurt, he had no trouble holding the now small child up, proving that all that time spent with a Slayer and Des was for very good reasons.

"Do you really want me to answer that?" she countered. She shoved her designer label shoes at Piper who was hovering nearby with Desmond. "Hold these," she said, without waiting for Piper's response as she stalked after her husband, feinting one way and then the other, like a football playing on the line of scrimmage.

Each feint was met with Lyneth being waved in that direction, until suddenly ...."Think fast!" Rufus threw the little girl into her father's arms and charged at Miranda with every intention of bearing her down onto the sand and blowing a loud, tickling raspberry on her stomach.

Desmond laughed as Lyneth was tossed into his arms, obviously amused by the silliness going on around him, especially since it involved Miranda and Rufus. Obviously not expecting her husband to come charging toward her, Miranda let out another shriek, and spun right around to try and make a run for it. For the moment, it seemed Miranda and Rufus were the entertainment, as those who hadn't made a beeline for the food were laughing at the older couple's antics.

Embracing Des about the neck like a particularly clingy breed of orangutan, Lyneth couldn't help joining in as subtly as she could. A spray of flowers erupted from the sand at Miranda's feet, wrapping upward to trip the woman and give Rufus a better chance at catching his wife.

Miranda didn't notice the flowers in time and stumbled over them slowing her down enough that Rufus could easily catch up with her. Even without the help from Lyneth, Rufus would have caught up with her sooner or later.

Desmond clucked his tongue, knowing precisely who was to blame for that and chuckled a little to himself. "You better hope she doesn't figure out that was you," he warned his daughter teasingly.

"She loves me anyway," was Lyneth's wise, slightly smug response, watching as Rufus caught his wife about the waist and hoisted her up onto his shoulder.

The Watcher paused, allowing Piper and Des to see his grin, and started to jog toward the sea, ignoring any and all attempts by his wife to get free.

Miranda gasped as Rufus hoisted her over his shoulder, eyes widening when she realized he was heading away from the beach and toward the water. "Rufus! You wouldn't dare!"

"You should know by now that I always dare," he reminded her, utterly unabashed by Humphrey's loud laugh as he jogged past the Old Man. He patted Miranda's rear end just for the hell of it, and waded into the water, heedless of his dress pants.

A loud shout of "Ruuuufffffffffuuuusss!" was heard resounding across the beach as he carried her out to sea, though it was quickly followed by a giggle when - upside down over his shoulder - the perky woman reached into his trousers to give him a wedgie.

The howl that followed was almost bestial, causing people and animals alike to look up just in time to see Rufus Bennett plunge headfirst into a tall wave with his darling wife held captive over his shoulder.

The female shriek that followed was drowned out by the crash of the wave that washed over them both, and they were momentarily lost from view. Thankfully, Miranda knew how to swim, though the water this far out wasn't deep enough to drown in. When she finally surfaced, she was soaked to the skin, her sundress clinging wetly to curves that were still youthful, despite her age.

Helena King

Date: 2014-06-26 11:03 EST
Through the raucous laughter, Lynnie let rip with a loud yell. "Look at Cian! He's surfing!" And, indeed, so he was, with Gabi's twin boys clinging onto his legs, no less. Of course, from the beach, no one could see the two hands holding the board straight and steady on the rise of the wave from beneath. Leilani was definitely in her element today.

Some might call it cheating, but to Cian and Leilani, it was just the way things were. Few knew that so long as he wore that shark's tooth amulet around his neck, he could breathe underneath water just as easily as his little mermaid. Of course, the same could not be said for Gabi's boys, but so long as they were with Cian and Leilani, they'd be safe in the water. Cian shouted in gleeful enjoyment as he and the boys rode the waves with a little help from his mermaid.

"Now that is very cool," Lena grinned cheerfully, fully aware that Leilani had to be underneath the board. She wasn't sure if Tommy knew that, though. Loading up her plate, she lingered in the shade to give her skin a chance to recover from the relentlessly warm sun, chewing happily on food she was going to have to seek out the creator of. The suggestion for the caterer had been Jon, but he wasn't telling just who was behind the little cafe that had agreed to take on a wedding while in the middle of a management changeover.

"That's cheating!" Miranda called from the water, upon seeing Leilani guiding the board, though she knew it was for the safety of Gabi's boys. She didn't get to protest for long before Rufus dunked her under the water again.

Most everyone except those in the water had gathered at the food tent, including the bridge and groom. Jon's voice was heard calling to those in the water, "Come and get it before it's all gone!"

Tommy was beaming a smile at his wife and looking happier than she'd ever seen him. "Looks like it's turning out to be a good party."

"Oh, I definitely agree with you there," Lena assured him, leaning close to kiss him tenderly, buttery lips and all. She tucked one arm about his waist, watching as Jack and Jaz finally caught their dog, Milo, and dragged him into the food tent with the promise of scraps. "It's good to see everyone so happy." She lifted her head, looking up at her husband with a soft smile. "Are you happy, moonbeam?"

Tommy offered her a grilled shrimp off his plate, that smile still beaming widely from his boyishly handsome face. "I'm not sure happy is the right word to describe what I'm feeling. What about you, Midge?"

"Mmm ..." It took a moment for her to answer. "Content," she said softly. He knew how difficult her life had been until this point - even his first meeting with her had been painful for her, having already lost a version of him once. To say she was content was the greatest outcome either of them could have hoped for. "So the question now is ....how long before Jack and Jaz have kids and make us catch them up with that, too?"

Content. Tommy couldn't agree with her more. Perhaps for the first time in his life, Tommy could say he that he was honestly and blissfully content. Both of their lives had been difficult to this point in their own way. If it hadn't been for Lena, Tommy wouldn't be alive right now, Jack wouldn't be with Jasmin, and the list went on. There was one thing Tommy knew for sure - life didn't get any better than this, and he couldn't imagine feeling any happier than he did right at this moment. He leaned close, pretty a soft, sweet kiss to her lips, both of them tasting like butter. "Does it matter" We've got the rest of our lives, Midge. Let's just live it one day at a time."

His new wife giggled softly, fully on board with his easy-going philosophy these days. "Is it okay to make one teensy eensie little plan?" she asked in a teasing tone. "Will it completely break the bank of Tommy to plan on skinny dipping with my husband at midnight tonight?"

Tommy grinned back at his new wife, only too happy to comply with her wishes. "Like that night on the beach back in Half Moon Bay," he told her leaning his forehead against hers, though Jack was the third wheel that night, and he'd found his own girl now.

Nose to nose, she grinned back at him, delighted to find herself here. A year ago, she had been backpacking in Ghana, all alone, bitter and angry and resentful of life in general. And now ....married, living in a house she had designed with this wonderful man in her arms, pursuing her artistic dreams (quietly). It was a world away from what had been, and she couldn't have been happier for it. "Every day is a new beginning."

"Every day with you is a dream come true," he countered, dropping a kiss against her nose, but the romantic moment didn't last long as Milo's tail suddenly thumped against their legs and he woofed as if to get their attention.

Startled by the arrival of one dog didn't even come close to what happened when Cosmo, Bella, and Loki decided to come and see what had interested the puppy in their midst. The dogs on Maple Grove were multiplying almost as fast as the children! "Aww, c'mon, guys, give a bride some room!"

Whether it was the food or the company that had drawn the group of canines to the bride and groom was hard to say, but it didn't last long as Johnny Storm came to the rescue, dangling a row of hotdogs like bait to draw the dogs away from the tables of food. "Oh, Bella!" he called, knowing if one of them took the bait, the rest would follow. "Look what Daddy's got!"

"Daddy?" Vicki looked up from where she'd found a seat to feed Ben, leaving the feeding of the child on solids to the father. After all, what dad doesn't like peeling shrimp for an increasingly impatient toddler" "You're getting a little too attached to that dog, Johnny!"

"She loves me!" Johnny called back at Vicki with a silly grin on his face. "Watch this!" Of course Johnny couldn't resist playing with fire, especially when he had an audience, even if that audience was made up of four hungry canines. He snapped his fingers to turn on his flame, roasting each weenie one at a time and tossing them to each dog in turn, starting with the puppy. "Catch, Milo!"

Helena King

Date: 2014-06-26 11:04 EST
Vicki wasn't the only one watching, for once not offering any objection to Cosmo being fed food he was inevitably going to poop everywhere within about an hour. Johnny's trick with the sausages had almost everyone's attention, though his wife managed to raise a few laughs. "You know, he's never done that for me," Liv declared from over the rim of her wine glass. "He always seems to forget the weenie when he feeds me."

"I heard that!" Johnny called over, as he tossed another roasted weenie literally to the dogs. "You like yours raw, not roasted!" he teased back, as Milo got a little too rambunctious and jumped up to steal one of the weenies right out of Johnny's hand. "Easy, boy!" Johnny scolded Milo. "There's plenty to go around."

As if Johnny scolding Milo wasn't enough, Loki decided to reinforce the point. There is nothing quite like seeing a Malamute asserting his dominance with nothing more than a paw placed firmly on the nose of a cheerful Labrador puppy.

Jack rushed over when he overheard Johnny scolding the puppy, who was growing by leaps and bounds. It wouldn't be long before he could assert himself just fine with the other three dogs. "I'm sorry! He's just a puppy. He hasn't got very good manners yet." He knelt down to get hold of Milo and try to calm him down.

Johnny only laughed. "It's okay! Loki was dealing with it." Milo didn't seem any worse off for the scoldings, making a point to lick Jack's face just because.

And having Jack and Johnny so close brought a fresh laugh from those who were in on the joke. Beth was particularly loud, calling out to her mother. "Mom, quick, get a camera! Your crush is talking to your crush!"

Jack and Johnny seemed to be the only ones who didn't get the joke. "What?" Johnny asked, looking around with a blank look on his face, not quite getting it.

Thankfully, Jack was a little quicker than Johnny, or had already heard that he bore a certain resemblance to the superhero. "Um, they think we look alike," he told the Torch.

"What?" Johnny laughed. "We do not." He paused a moment, furrowing his brows as he took a closer look at Jack. "Do we?"

Miranda came trudging out of the water, hand in hand with Rufus, looking like, well, wet, but smiling for some reason. "Sorry, Beth. Your father and I have to go change. We might be a while," she said, as she tugged Rufus' hand and headed toward the beach-house. Did anyone really want to know what they were planning on doing in there"

"Do not use the master bedroom!" Lena yelled after Miranda and Rufus, uncaring that the couple's grown up daughter was right there, listening and looking vaguely nauseated.

Miranda just waved a hand back at Lena, as if to shush her. There were plenty of other rooms besides the master bedroom. Besides who said anything about a bed"

"Hey, Burny Man?" a small voice called out from across the food tent. "Are you gonna do fireworks when it gets all dark?"

"Are they always like that?" Jack asked as he moved to his feet and let Milo go to resume playing with the other dogs on the beach.

"Yes," replied Jason. "It's disgusting, isn't it?" he asked, with a smirk. "By the way, hate to say it, but you two could pass for twins."

"Oh, we could..." Johnny started to disagree, but was distracted by a small voice from a recently-aged up little imp of a girl. He furrowed his brows at her. "Are you gonna stop calling me Burny Man?"

"Are you gonna stop burnin'?" Lyneth countered, with that perverse logic that often utterly baffled her parents and won her a lot of arguments. She grinned up at Johnny, bright eyes twinkling with mischief.

"Are you gonna stop asking me silly questions?" Johnny called back, like the child that he was. If someone didn't stop them, they were likely to keep at it a while.

Hands on her hips, Lynnie squared off in a manner only too familiar to her parents. However, Piper wasn't going to jump in and rescue Johnny - this was all his own fault for objecting to the nickname. "Are you gonna start answerin' any questions?"

"Are you gonna stop..." Johnny broke off, hands on his own hips, realizing he'd already asked her that and was on the verge of repeating himself. He'd been foiled by a....how old was she, anyway' She looked about six, but he knew she had to be younger, and sometimes she acted a lot older. "How old are you, anyway' You're like five going on fifty."

Beaming at the fact that she had won the silly little round of questions, Lyneth scrambled up into Johnny's arms, whether he wanted her there or not, and planted a kiss on his cheek. "I am two and seven months," she informed him proudly. "I am very smart for my age."

Johnny was both shocked and amazed when he suddenly found the little girl scrambling into his arms and kissing him on the cheek. For a guy who didn't embarrass easily, he actually appeared to be blushing. He'd always gotten the impression that she didn't like him much. "How do you do, two and seven months," he teased her back, though he knew very well that her name was Lyneth.

"I do like this," the little girl informed him, and proceeded to pull the single most gruesome face she could think of, involving crossed eyes, a turned up nose, rolled tongue, and growling.

Johnny certainly wasn't expecting that, and he broke into a fit of laughter. "You think that's bad" What do you think of this?" He scrunched up his nose, pursed his lips, slanted sideways, furrowed his brows, and made a farting sound.

She blew a raspberry back at him, little fingers squeezing his nose playfully. "You're more prettier when you smile," Lyneth informed Johnny in a cheerful voice. "Isn't he?" she demanded of the nearest person, who happened to be Josh. "Isn't the Burny Man pretty when he smiles?"

Helena King

Date: 2014-06-26 11:06 EST
Josh smirked at Lyneth's question. "Oh, yes, he's adorable."

Johnny scowled at Josh, before looking back at Lyneth. "Boys are handsome, not pretty. You," he said, gently poking her nose with a finger, "are adorable. Livvie, can we take her home with us?" he asked his wife.

"I know," Lyneth assured him warmly, wrapping her arms around his neck and turning her eyes onto Liv, who looked more than a little surprised at the question.

"Um ....Well, I think there are a couple of parents around here somewhere who might object," she pointed out with a smile, finding it hard not to be charmed at the sight of her Johnny having his face smushed by an overly affectionate child.

Johnny looked a little disappointed, but it passed quickly. "You know what?" he asked, turning back to Lyneth. "We're gonna have a daughter of our own soon. Would you like to come meet her sometime and maybe go out for ice cream?" Their mutual love of ice cream was one thing they had in common.

"Choklit?" The little terror's eyes lit up, and a moment later, she raised the roof on her volume control. "Daddy! The Burny Man is making a baby, and he says I can have ice cream if I play with it! Can I?"

Johnny winced as Lyneth screamed in his ear, glad he had two of them because she just might have deafened him in that one. "We're not making a baby," he pointed out with a sigh, tossing Desmond an apologetic look as the man turned his way. Desmond was the one Granger Johnny always felt intimidated by, though he wasn't sure why.

"Uh," Desmond started uncertainly, assuming Lyneth didn't mean now, tonight.

Piper, who was slightly more aware of what was going on than Des, rolled her eyes. "Lynnie, listen when people say things," she suggested. "Not a baby, and not tonight. Try again."

The little half-Fae girl sighed as though she'd been deeply insulted, and lowered her tone. "When I come and see your daughter, can we have choklit ice cream' Please?"

"We're fostering," Johnny explained to Piper and Desmond. The cat was out of the bag now. It wouldn't be long before the entire Granger clan knew that Johnny and Liv were getting ready to adopt a child. Johnny turned his attention back to the little girl in his arms, charmed by the way she rephrased her question. "I already told you that you could, so long as it's okay with your parents."

Piper nodded her understanding, smiling encouragingly even as Johnny got sucked into conversation with Lyneth once again. The little girl wanted a clear concise answer before she turned her charm onto her parents to make it happen. "Choklit ice cream?" she asked again, forcing Johnny to clarify, or get stuck with her attached to him for the rest of the party.

He finally got that what she was asking wasn't so much about having ice cream, but more about the specific flavor. He chuckled at her insistence on choklit. "Of course! Whatever flavor you like!"

Desmond wandered over to rescue Johnny from Lyneth, or was it the other way around" "Congratulations," he offered, smiling as he reached for that little imp of a daughter. "When is it official?"

"The day after tomorrow," Liv supplied from where she was sitting, content to watch the party around them rather than actively participate. Besides, Old Man Granger was here, and she was still intimidated by him. "We're bringing her home on Monday."

"Her name is Felicity, but she prefers Fliss," Johnny volunteered, though he didn't volunteer much more.

"If you need any help with the legalities, let me know," said Desmond. "I've sort of become the family attorney," he added, though there was no sort of about it.

"Even for ....well, not really family?" Liv asked curiously, looking more than a little startled as Lyneth lunged out of Des' arms and onto her lap. She really wasn't used to children - babies, yes, and she was about to get a crash course in teenager, but children were a little out of her league right now.

Desmond chuckled. "If Humphrey says you're family, you're family," he replied, leaning toward Liv as Lyneth lunged her way onto the startled woman's lap.

Johnny smirked at the look on Liv's face. It was about time she got a taste of the little imp first hand.

Finding herself nose to nose with Lyneth Granger was definitely something Liv hadn't expected today. The little imp of a girl wrapped her arms around Liv's neck and held on tight, looking into her eyes fiercely. Then she smiled in a way that Des and Piper knew well, the Old Soul smile of the grown Fae that resided inside her, and gently patted Liv's cheek. "Don't worry," Lyneth said affectionately. "There's an answer coming, and you're going to have a big full house that's always laughing. Just you wait." Then she planted a kiss on Liv's lips, and twisted, demanding to be lifted up by her father once again.

Liv stared, not entirely sure what had just happened. "An answer to what?"

Johnny's mouth had dropped open when he'd overheard Lyneth's prophetic-sounding statement to Liv, and he turned a puzzled look at Des, who shrugged his shoulders and chuckled.

"Whatever you're waiting for an answer on," he replied, stating the obvious. "Don't worry yourself too much about it. Lyneth is usually right." In fact, he couldn't think of an incident when she wasn't right. He just hoped that boded well for their own future.

There was only one thing Liv could think of that they were waiting for an answer on, but Lyneth hadn't said whether that answer would be good or bad. Still, at least they knew now that they wouldn't be waiting indefinitely.

As the bewildered couple exchanged glances, a yell went up from one of the central tables, and all eyes turned to find Dru standing on her chair, helpfully supported by Josh. She raised her glass, beaming brightly. "Friends and family," she called out, cheerful and for once not worrying what anyone thought of her, "there's supposed to be a speech, but I didn't think of one. So I'm going to do a toast. To the bride and groom - may they never get bored!"

"Hear hear!" Jon called from somewhere among the crowd, holding up a glass to toast the bride and groom, followed by everyone else present who had a glass handy. "To Lena and Tommy," Jon joined in. Though he wasn't the best man, he was the brother of the bride and the one person in the crowd who probably knew and loved her the most after Tommy. They'd been through a lot together, and he was overjoyed that she'd finally found happiness. "May you be as happy the rest of your days as you both are today."

As the glasses were raised high, Lena and Tommy stood in the midst of this mismatched family they had been born into and created for themselves, surrounded by the bonds that nothing could truly break. Yes, they were an nontraditional couple, and yes, they'd set a few of those traditions aside for today, but they'd joined themselves in the one tradition neither had been able to ignore. Two had become one, in the eyes of the gods and of man, and would remain so, all the days of their lives.

((Big scene, lots of characters, and we survived! Woot! Lots of love and thanks to my writing partner!))