8/13/17, Posted 1:52 a.m. by Twitter user @starsinmypockets:
Played @Millicent_G's piano and 100 year old harpischord! Left her cuddling hot Greek dude @Sacrifice_Club studio. #lolmylife #hewashottho
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8/14/17, around 11:30 a.m.
Text from Stacia: Yo, bitch. Going out without me, hanging out with rockstars" WTF.
Text from Meadow: Uh. What'
Text from Stacia: don't play coy. The tabloids are blowing up. Your handle's all over the place.
Text from Meadow: ...It is" Oh ****. What did I say' There was a lot of scotch involved"
Text from Stacia: Oh lmmfao. You were drunk tweeting again? Priceless.
Wide awake now despite her hangover, Meadow pulled up the twitter app on her phone. She had so many notifications stacked up that the little ticker just had plus signs instead of a number. Most of the notifications were either retweets, or @replies wanting to know who the guy was. She checked her own tweets next to see what she'd actually said, then pulled up the direct messages tab.
@rmz_rhydin: Hey stars! Hanging with Millicent Grim, nice. We'd like to get further comment from you?
@starsinmypockets: There isn't much else to say, but okay.
@rmz_rhydin: Good deal! First for our records: Meadow Starling, any relation'
@starsinmypockets: You see the little check sign by my name, right?"
@rmz_rhydin: Hey, just had to make sure. So what happened" Tell us a little more about your night.
@starsinmypockets: It wasn't some big thing. Went to a bar. She was there and so was this guy. Talked. Drank Scotch. Talked more. Decided to play music.
@rmz_rhydin: Whoa, you got to jam with her"
@starsinmypockets: Hell ya! It was amazing. That was like" the point of that tweet, lol.
@rmz_rhydin: So who was the guy'
@starsinmypockets: idk
@rmz_rhydin: You don't know" But you said he was hot!
@starsinmypockets: LOL, so' You know the names of every hot person you come across"
@rmz_rhydin: But you played music with him'
@starsinmypockets: LOL, so' You know the names of every person you jam with'
@rmz_rhydin: Okay, but he was cuddling M.G."
@starsinmypockets: I dunno that "cuddling" was really accurate. Hanging out together" Idk. I left.
@rmz_rhydin: Were they kissing" Holding hands"
@starsinmypockets: Not while I was there.
@rmz_rhydin: What about after you left'
@starsinmypockets: how would I know" I wasn't there.
@rmz_rhydin: What can you tell us about him'
@starsinmypockets: ...he's hot.
@rmz_rhydin: C"mon, you gotta give us something.
@starsinmypockets: Do I" Feel like I already gave you guys more than enough.
Text from Stacia: Hey
Text from Stacia: Where'd you go'
Text from Stacia: I know you didn't go back to sleep on me, bitch'
Text from Stacia: Don't make me call you.
Text from Meadow: Sorry. I was DMing with RMZ Rhydin
Text from Stacia: NO WAY, really?"
Text from Meadow: I don't get what the issue here is. They're making a way bigger deal out of some one-off stupid tipsy fangirl tweet than even the Danny fiasco last month
Text from Stacia: I know, right' RMZ's about got you on speed dial.
Text from Meadow: Ugh. I know. So hungover. Need a shower. Do me a favor"
Text from Stacia: Maybe. Whatcha need"
Text from Meadow: Take my phone away from me when I've been drinking"
Text from Stacia: LOL. Right. Have you met you drunk" That would take an act of Congress.
Text from Meadow: Haha. It was worth a shot.
Text from Stacia: Food later"
Text from Meadow: Sure. Lemme just get presentable first.
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Text to M.G.: Seems I was more intoxicated than I realized when I left. I don't even remember writing that.
Text to M.G.: Somebody should probably (definitely) take the internet away from me when I've been drinking.
Text to M.G.: I'm so sorry for the hassle and inconvenience. :(
