What should be discussed instead of Old Temple ( Take a shot! )
1 Furries. They are a menace to society. I'm not talking about the chicks with cat ears, I'm talking about the animal weirdos with fur head to toe and feel the need screw everything. We get it, you're animal people. Go howl at the moon or something.
2 The Watch and why Rachael Douglas is allowed to continue operating under their name. Do I need to mention about how she screamed when she lost Diamond Quest or how she cried when I defeated her for the Tower of Air" Also, why half of the time when someone says they are apart of the Watch I feel the need to laugh in their faces because none of them are terribly good at what they do.
3 Team Beat Down. Why didn't we get more public spotlight when we swept all the lesser skilled teams, not including the Crew who were our only real competition the whole tournament. Was it because it shamed everyone and people wanted to be nice and caring and not rub it in the losers faces" Guess what. YOU ALL LOST.
Also a special congratulatory segment about Xanth Van Bokkelen being a one man team.
4 Possible baby names for me and Harris' child.
5 Candy Hart. Hit it and quit it, or wife material"
6 Why I am seeing Aya Hayashibara around RhyDin so much. Has she been cloned" Or did she master the art of being in five places at once" I swear I saw her at the Outback one moment, then in the Red Dragon Inn the next.
7 Dragon meat in the Marketplace. I've been told by four different butchers that they don't serve dragon meat. Seriously' Where am I supposed to get my dragon fix" Don't they know dragon burgers is bursting with protein" Finally, I'm able to walk through the Marketplace without having to roll my eyes at piked heads or explosions going off and other who-gives-a-craps, and now I can't get dragons meat"
8 Toby and why he didn't make me pudding when he damn well knows I asked him to make me some pudding.
9 Charles Blackstone. Great April Fooler...or GREATEST April Fooler.
10 Anubis finally made a successful challenge to Matt for IceDancer in the Outback. He also lost, make sure to note this. We should give him a public pat on the back.
11 Discussing why Charles and Anubis make the greatest couple of all time. I for one support this ship.
I don't think there would be more time for anything else. So this eleven will do.
Wait.
12 Could you really bounce a coin off Fio's bootylicous booty"
13 Renaming Bristol whatever to "That Magic School" because that name is just terrible to remember.
14 Matt Simon. He, much like furries, is a menace to society. He tried to cripple a lesbian just because she didn't want to go out on a date with him...and something about IceDancer, but that doesn't matter. I've also never seen him smile so there's something shady about him. Harris also said he doesn't like the tables at the Outback getting flipped. What's up with that"
15 Salvador made swordsman. Again. This deserves national attention.
I think that it would be the greatest GAC meeting if everything else is thrown out the window and these 15 points are discussed instead.
