Topic: FREE ALE NOW!!!

Baker

Date: 2007-02-19 12:50 EST
There's fight nights at the Outback, special occasions dances at the Inn, Awards Ceremonies...! Where's the Free Ale Nights at the Red Dragon Inn!? Tell your Governor to press the Red Dragon Inn proprietor(s) for "Free Ale Night"!! Patrons Unite!! Let your voices be heard! Free Ale Now!!

G

Date: 2007-02-19 15:43 EST
As a former candidate for the Office of Governor, allow me to put in my opinion on the matter of free ale nights.

I am opposed to such a motion. First, it is not economically sound to promote an "all you can drink" evening. The Inn would most likely end up losing money and the cost of supplies would overshadow the actual revenue brought in by any other sales.

Secondly, an "all you can drink" evening would cause patrons who are more free with consumption to drink beyond reason, and therefore could cause significant troubles for those around them. There's much potential for innocents on streets to be harmed by those riding their horses drunkenly. I know of a man who was so drunk he rode his horse through a store window, causes severe lacerations to himself, his horse, and a few passersby who were browsing.

It is, therefore, more logical to instead hold a period of time, such as a "Happy Hour" where drinks may be served at severely reduced prices.

That would control the amount of alcohol imbibed while not having the Inn take a terrible loss of revenue compared to consumption.

Baron G'nort Dragoon-Talanador

Talomar Longden

Date: 2007-02-19 17:21 EST
Count Longden came up behind G'nort and smiled, laid a hand on his shoulder.

"I agree with my friend here, who, by the way, would have made a far better governor than I would have.

"I say, if you can't afford to pay for it, you should be spending your time getting a better education rather than getting drunk.

"Oh, and did you know that more people commit suicide during "Happy Hour" than at any other time of the day?"

He looked at G, "I'd like to buy you a drink sometime. In fact, I think all of us who ran for governor should have a little gathering at the Inn for some drink and fun."

Baker

Date: 2007-02-20 07:40 EST
::points them both in the direction of "Ye Olde Stick in the Ass Removal Shoppe" and scuttles them away::

Kitty Helston

Date: 2007-02-23 14:04 EST
"No! There will not be a Free Ale Night! And there are two reasons.

First off, I neither own nor run the Red Dragon Inn. That is Panther's job, thank you. And I'm quite sure the man would not appreciate me giving away his ale stock for free. If you want your ale, you must pay for it.

Secondly, the last thing this city needs is half the town stumbling around in a drunken stupor because they took advantage of said night. We have already had our fill of blithering idiots who have had too much to drink, then go out and urinate in public, puke on doorsteps, and pass out in the gutters.

And considering what all is going on in this town, this is the last thing I need to be thinking about!"

Storms off, the posters and bulletins shredding themselves as she goes.

Baker

Date: 2007-02-23 19:19 EST
::mutters: Christ, woman...you coulda stopped at "No".

::wanders out the door, stepping over the vomit on her doorstep and heading to the Inn::

hy6

Date: 2007-03-30 14:10 EST
so theres not going to be free ale night?

i was so looking forward to the grouchy company, plus the vomit would feed the plants