Since being elected to his position, Governor Driscol had adopted a routine that anyone who knew him well would have been hard-pressed to believe. Usually, he was a sleep in late sort of guy. His nights years previous were often filled with drunken and disorderly conduct and almost always ended in blacking out with one heck of a hangover to deal with the following morning. He was used to that sort of lifestyle, but took to this new one with an ease that was quite frankly out of character.
Every morning he woke at sunrise. He rolled over the man-sized dog that was sprawled and snoozing on one side of the bed, slid himself out between Gussie and his lover, and nudged the Irish wolfhound into rolling over to take his place. Icarus often didn't realize the difference until hours later whenever he woke up with his usual hangover himself.
He showered. He dressed. He kissed his snoozing lover good-bye for the day. Then he left the cottage and made his way into town. On his way to the Governor's Office — his office, he reflected with no small amount of maniacal glee — he stopped by Ariana's Divine Delights Bakery for a cherry pastry of some design and a cup of herbal tea. He took both of those with him, always with a spring in his step, and whistled all the way through the front doors of City Hall, up the flights of stairs and into his own personal office.
There, on his desk, every morning, awaited the latest editions of all of Rhy'Din's circulated newspapers. And he spent every morning perusing the headlines for anything relevant or interesting. He also often spent more time reading through the gossip columns than was generally deemed appropriate for a man of his position, but old habits died hard.
Friday the 28th of May was no different than any other morning before that since Dris had been elected Governor. He set aside his pastry, which he'd only likely nibble on periodically throughout the day, and his cup of tea. He kicked his heels up on the edge of his expensive, adopted desk, and shook open his own personal copy of The RhyDin Post. Cheerful as ever, he set himself to read the latest news, convinced that absolutely nothing was going to spoil his day whatsoever. Page one had different plans for him, however.
Justice, Judge, and Jury: A Look at RhyDin's Law Enforcement, he read with a roll of his eyes. Aloud, but quietly and to himself as he was wont to do, Dris said, "Oh gods. What's our boy Fenner got t'say 'bout Riley now?" He set aside a mental note to check in on her department later in the day to see how things were coming along. Then he read on.
The article began as what he expected to be little more than a long-winded anecdote full of hearsay and speculation. After all, that was typically Fenner's style. The conversation they'd had together before the election told Dris that the man was one of those narrow-minded and eye-shrouded sorts who still liked to compare Rhy'Din to other nations found on far distant other worlds. Though some other articles the man had printed since then had revealed that finally the journalist was starting to wake up to the reality of the situation.
Mentally, Dris was reciting to himself such childish phrases as "Blah, blah, blah" and beginning to wonder if this article had any point whatsoever. He picked up his cup of tea. He took a sip. The tea was warm and minty, a good wake-up brew, and he it soothed his tongue just as he was finishing up with paragraph eleven. Who decides what his punishment should be? Fenner's article asked him, accusingly.
Come paragraph twelve, he spewed that mouthful of herbal goodness all over the paper in front of him. He got so far as reading six words before everything became a blur of printing press smudge and hot water. In his mind's eye, four of those six words had capitalized themselves, leaped out of the page, and danced around in front of his face giggling maniacally at him.
SALVADOR DELAHADA, NOW INCARCERATED
Though his brain had yet to fully reconnect itself with the rest of reality, Dris was pretty sure he heard himself roaring a punctuated and utterly disbelieving....
"WHAAAAAAAAAAT?"""
Out beyond the open door of his office, he also heard someone yelp in surprise shortly before a dozen other things tinkled and clanked and boomed, as whoever he had startled must have likely tripped over himself and the exterior office's furniture. There was the residual echo of rustling papers, which Dris figured was on account of stacks of paperwork suddenly sprouting wings in that equally beyond reasonable moment.
It took the Governor's brain a couple more minutes to come to some form of agreement with his eyes so that he could continue reading. At this point, he realized his feet were no longer comfortably propped up on the edge of the desk, and that his mouth was hanging as far open as his jaw would allow.
Paragraph thirteen had Dris making a completely unflattering noise that he was pretty certain mated a squeak with a hiccup. The offspring had not at all been audibly pretty when it popped out of his agape mouth and into the open air. He read those two specific paragraphs over and over again until they were fully engraved into each and every single brain cell connected with his memory.
Who decides what his punishment should be?
Is it Salvador Delahada, now incarcerated by the RhyDin Watch under charges of alleged manslaughter of Bishop"....
Or is it Neo Eternity, a callow member of the RhyDin Watch and supposed initiator for some crime-fighting subgroup called the Seraphim Knights"....
Then, for good measure, once he had those two names locked away in his head forever, along with their associated "crimes," he read the whole article from start to finish about three more times just to make sure he was completely comprehending what Fenner was saying. Eventually it came to pass that his eyes couldn't take the strain of staying popped out of his skull for so long anymore, so he gave up on reading, dropped the paper on his lap, and gaped at a blank patch of wall on one side of his office for a good five minutes.
By the time those five minutes were up, Basil, his favorite half-elven intern, had sorted himself and the flying paperwork out and come to poke his head into the office to make sure everything was all right. The skittish young thing knocked cautiously on the door frame, cleared his throat, and asked the obvious question. "Uh, um. Mr. Driscol" Governor" Sir" A-are you ....is everything okay?"
"NO, Basil, I'm NOT all right," Dris roared. He was instantly in furious motion, springing up from his chair like the Jack in the box, equally as thin and gangly but not quite so much motley and comical. Basil's face lost about five shades of color, and he may have even made a mess in his pants. This was probably the most frightening thing he had ever encountered in all his short semi-pointy-eared life. Sheridan Driscol was angry.
The Governor rounded the desk and marched across the room, arms flailing. This morning's edition of The RhyDin Post was flapping its newsprint wings as he bandied it about. "The world's in a right bloody mess now. Just when things were going so well, shite like this 'ad to go an' rear it's ugly 'ead!"
Basil stood there, slack-jawed and unmoving like a cute little bunny rabbit under the gaze of the rabid and snarling Big Bad Wolf. After a long and uncomfortable pause, Dris said, "Get me Neo Eternity. Now! Get him in my office as of yesterday! Hop to it, boy!"
Having no idea whatsoever where he was even going to begin looking, right away, Basil wheeled an about face with a squeak and scurried off to do a job he wasn't at all yet qualified or paid enough to do. It was going to be a long day, and he wondered where he was going to find the time to change his shorts before it was over.
(( This storyline begins with events covered in Justice, Judge, and Jury, and will progress chapter/post to chapter/post. ))
Every morning he woke at sunrise. He rolled over the man-sized dog that was sprawled and snoozing on one side of the bed, slid himself out between Gussie and his lover, and nudged the Irish wolfhound into rolling over to take his place. Icarus often didn't realize the difference until hours later whenever he woke up with his usual hangover himself.
He showered. He dressed. He kissed his snoozing lover good-bye for the day. Then he left the cottage and made his way into town. On his way to the Governor's Office — his office, he reflected with no small amount of maniacal glee — he stopped by Ariana's Divine Delights Bakery for a cherry pastry of some design and a cup of herbal tea. He took both of those with him, always with a spring in his step, and whistled all the way through the front doors of City Hall, up the flights of stairs and into his own personal office.
There, on his desk, every morning, awaited the latest editions of all of Rhy'Din's circulated newspapers. And he spent every morning perusing the headlines for anything relevant or interesting. He also often spent more time reading through the gossip columns than was generally deemed appropriate for a man of his position, but old habits died hard.
Friday the 28th of May was no different than any other morning before that since Dris had been elected Governor. He set aside his pastry, which he'd only likely nibble on periodically throughout the day, and his cup of tea. He kicked his heels up on the edge of his expensive, adopted desk, and shook open his own personal copy of The RhyDin Post. Cheerful as ever, he set himself to read the latest news, convinced that absolutely nothing was going to spoil his day whatsoever. Page one had different plans for him, however.
Justice, Judge, and Jury: A Look at RhyDin's Law Enforcement, he read with a roll of his eyes. Aloud, but quietly and to himself as he was wont to do, Dris said, "Oh gods. What's our boy Fenner got t'say 'bout Riley now?" He set aside a mental note to check in on her department later in the day to see how things were coming along. Then he read on.
The article began as what he expected to be little more than a long-winded anecdote full of hearsay and speculation. After all, that was typically Fenner's style. The conversation they'd had together before the election told Dris that the man was one of those narrow-minded and eye-shrouded sorts who still liked to compare Rhy'Din to other nations found on far distant other worlds. Though some other articles the man had printed since then had revealed that finally the journalist was starting to wake up to the reality of the situation.
Mentally, Dris was reciting to himself such childish phrases as "Blah, blah, blah" and beginning to wonder if this article had any point whatsoever. He picked up his cup of tea. He took a sip. The tea was warm and minty, a good wake-up brew, and he it soothed his tongue just as he was finishing up with paragraph eleven. Who decides what his punishment should be? Fenner's article asked him, accusingly.
Come paragraph twelve, he spewed that mouthful of herbal goodness all over the paper in front of him. He got so far as reading six words before everything became a blur of printing press smudge and hot water. In his mind's eye, four of those six words had capitalized themselves, leaped out of the page, and danced around in front of his face giggling maniacally at him.
SALVADOR DELAHADA, NOW INCARCERATED
Though his brain had yet to fully reconnect itself with the rest of reality, Dris was pretty sure he heard himself roaring a punctuated and utterly disbelieving....
"WHAAAAAAAAAAT?"""
Out beyond the open door of his office, he also heard someone yelp in surprise shortly before a dozen other things tinkled and clanked and boomed, as whoever he had startled must have likely tripped over himself and the exterior office's furniture. There was the residual echo of rustling papers, which Dris figured was on account of stacks of paperwork suddenly sprouting wings in that equally beyond reasonable moment.
It took the Governor's brain a couple more minutes to come to some form of agreement with his eyes so that he could continue reading. At this point, he realized his feet were no longer comfortably propped up on the edge of the desk, and that his mouth was hanging as far open as his jaw would allow.
Paragraph thirteen had Dris making a completely unflattering noise that he was pretty certain mated a squeak with a hiccup. The offspring had not at all been audibly pretty when it popped out of his agape mouth and into the open air. He read those two specific paragraphs over and over again until they were fully engraved into each and every single brain cell connected with his memory.
Who decides what his punishment should be?
Is it Salvador Delahada, now incarcerated by the RhyDin Watch under charges of alleged manslaughter of Bishop"....
Or is it Neo Eternity, a callow member of the RhyDin Watch and supposed initiator for some crime-fighting subgroup called the Seraphim Knights"....
Then, for good measure, once he had those two names locked away in his head forever, along with their associated "crimes," he read the whole article from start to finish about three more times just to make sure he was completely comprehending what Fenner was saying. Eventually it came to pass that his eyes couldn't take the strain of staying popped out of his skull for so long anymore, so he gave up on reading, dropped the paper on his lap, and gaped at a blank patch of wall on one side of his office for a good five minutes.
By the time those five minutes were up, Basil, his favorite half-elven intern, had sorted himself and the flying paperwork out and come to poke his head into the office to make sure everything was all right. The skittish young thing knocked cautiously on the door frame, cleared his throat, and asked the obvious question. "Uh, um. Mr. Driscol" Governor" Sir" A-are you ....is everything okay?"
"NO, Basil, I'm NOT all right," Dris roared. He was instantly in furious motion, springing up from his chair like the Jack in the box, equally as thin and gangly but not quite so much motley and comical. Basil's face lost about five shades of color, and he may have even made a mess in his pants. This was probably the most frightening thing he had ever encountered in all his short semi-pointy-eared life. Sheridan Driscol was angry.
The Governor rounded the desk and marched across the room, arms flailing. This morning's edition of The RhyDin Post was flapping its newsprint wings as he bandied it about. "The world's in a right bloody mess now. Just when things were going so well, shite like this 'ad to go an' rear it's ugly 'ead!"
Basil stood there, slack-jawed and unmoving like a cute little bunny rabbit under the gaze of the rabid and snarling Big Bad Wolf. After a long and uncomfortable pause, Dris said, "Get me Neo Eternity. Now! Get him in my office as of yesterday! Hop to it, boy!"
Having no idea whatsoever where he was even going to begin looking, right away, Basil wheeled an about face with a squeak and scurried off to do a job he wasn't at all yet qualified or paid enough to do. It was going to be a long day, and he wondered where he was going to find the time to change his shorts before it was over.
(( This storyline begins with events covered in Justice, Judge, and Jury, and will progress chapter/post to chapter/post. ))