While this next event was not technically within the borders of RhyDin, any number of our citizens participated in the swimsuit contest held in the neighboring realm of Adenna, and all of the reports were so enthusiastic that the organizer deserved recognition for all of his hard work. Unfortunately, intelligence has reached our offices recently that the man we were to honor with a service medal has passed away. So it is with sadness that we present this award posthumously to Dyarkh. Rest in peace.

The family's answer to that was simple. Return to sender, except with a simple note of response along with the crushed remains of that awarded medal.

You award my ex-husband for something he did not do and write his name wrong.

What a joke.

Hope you get assassinated, Seirichi