Topic: THE RHYDIN COAST GUARD NEEDS *YOU*!

Spell

Date: 2014-03-06 03:18 EST
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APPLICATION

Please fill out the application and post it below this! This is a very hard application so please read it fully before filling it out! If you can't read, tell someone to read it for you by gun point if you have to!

Name:

Do you have boobies" Please Check one.

YES NO

Do you have money' Please Check one.

YES NO

Are you ready to be THE LAW" Please Check one.

YES NO

Is the Coast Guard the best branch of the RhyDin Watch and do they have full authority over all other Watch Organizations? Please Check both.

YES DOUBLE YES

Slumming Angel

Date: 2014-03-21 17:17 EST
Being in-between gigs offered out by the temp agency left Mary with extra free time to wander the city and shop (though with limited and decreasing funds.) So when she came across flyers for the RhyDin Watch Coast Guard, grey sky eyes looked it over with great interest.

An application was snatched up and soon Mary was digging through her large and bottomless purse for a pen to fill it out, murmuring something about how pirates would have to listen to a Siren, so she was a natural for the job. Hopefully the Vice Admiral would agree.

Name: Mary Marlowe

Do you have boobies" Please Check one. YES X ] NO

Do you have money' Please Check one. YES NO X ] :cry:

Are you ready to be THE LAW" Please Check one. YES X ] NO

Is the Coast Guard the best brand of the RhyDin Watch and do they have full authority over all other Watch Organizations? Please Check both. YES X ] DOUBLE YES X ]

Spell

Date: 2014-04-12 18:39 EST
Name: Mary Marlowe

Do you have boobies" Please Check one. YES X ] NO

Do you have money' Please Check one. YES NO X ] :cry:

Are you ready to be THE LAW" Please Check one. YES X ] NO

Is the Coast Guard the best brand of the RhyDin Watch and do they have full authority over all other Watch Organizations? Please Check both. YES X ] DOUBLE YES X ] YOU'RE IN! Come by the Coast Guard fortress at Seaside! I will give you your nightstick, handbook, and allow you access to our cache of firearms that I may or may not have killed other Watch members for.

WE SET SAIL AT FIVE! Pm...or AM, whenever we're not sleepy. Put on your game face because pirates -and- tourists ships who don't pay mine tax will burn.

DemiBob

Date: 2014-04-15 13:12 EST
Mary had a little Bob, It's tentacles as black as night.

And everywhere that Mary went, Bob was there for frights.

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Name: Bob aka Sparkles aka OH JESUS GOD WHAT IS THAT"! aka Bobbykins

Do you have boobies" Please Check one.

YES NO

I HAVE TENTACLES~~

Do you have money' Please Check one.

YES NO

THAT IS WHAT I AM HERE FOR!

Are you ready to be THE LAW" Please Check one.

YES NO

I HAVE BEEN WATCHING JUDGE DREDD IN PREPARATION FOR THIS ROLE.

Is the Coast Guard the best branch of the RhyDin Watch and do they have full authority over all other Watch Organizations" Please Check both.

YES DOUBLE YES TRIPLE YES

ATTACHED BELOW IS AN ARTIST'S RENDITION OF HOW I WOULD LOOK UNDER YOUR LEADERSHIP.

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