Topic: No Shakespeare!

Jonathan Granger

Date: 2015-09-06 17:08 EST
"Rep, rep, rep ..." Sat in the stalls with her feet up on the back on the seat in front of her, a small selection of auditionees' applications on her lap, Mataya De Luca sighed, wishing for coffee. Ludo Von Eschenbach, her in-house director, was up on the stage, one arm around the latest hopeful, who had gotten halfway through her prepared piece before bursting into tears out of sheer nerves. And why was that' Because Jonathan Granger had walked in, albeit very quietly, to wait his own turn in the round of annual auditions. Ludo had immediately swanned up onto the stage as soon as the waterworks started, all rotund luvvieness, to envelop the poor girl in his arms and guide her off the stage with a promise that she could try again when there wasn't anyone intimidatingly famous in the room.

Jon had dressed fairly casually for this year's auditions - or at least, as casual as he was likely to look when in public - mostly at his wife's insistence. He had originally chosen a gray designer suit and designer shoes, his hair slicked back, every hair perfectly in place, but his wife had pointed out that while he needed to look professional, he should look a little more like an actor and a little less like a banker. Besides, he was auditioning with people he'd known for years and with whom he was on a friendly basis. That the owner of the Shanachie was his oldest and dearest friend was irrelevant - if for some reason, he screwed up and wasn't pulling his weight, she'd be the first one to tell him so.

Seemingly unaware of his own star status or of the fact that he might seem intimidating to some, he smiled warmly to his fellow hopefuls, offered encouragement, and wished them luck. He wasn't surrounded by an entourage, and dressed in a simple pair of khakis and a button-down shirt, he didn't look flashy or Hollywood. Though he was a veteran of the theater, he was just another hopeful, waiting for his chance to make his mark on the stage. This was what he loved and this was right where he belonged. Like everyone else, he waited his turn patiently and a little nervously. Butterflies were good for an actor - they kept him on his toes.

"Excuse me, Miss De Luca," a voice called from the aisle where one of the young hopefuls was standing with a takeout cup and a small paper bag. "This is for you from Mr. Granger. He said you'd probably forgotten to eat." Ironically, the cup and bag had the words Incredible Edibles stamped on the side, proclaiming it to have been from her sister's shop.

Looking up from her perusal of the application in front of her, 'Taya laughed, dropping her feet down onto the floor. "Mr. Granger won't get anywhere if he insists on trying to bribe the management," she declared, knowing full well that Jon could hear her. "But thank you. My sister makes the best coffee in the city, anyway." She took the cup and bag from the young man with a grin and a wink, casting her gaze around for Jon.

The young man smiled and blushed a little to have the famous - not to mention, beautiful - Mataya De Luca acknowledging him, even if it was only to say thank you. As for Jon, he'd heard her remark from where he was standing, and tossed a wave and a cheeky grin her way, too polite in public to make any remark about the possibility of bribing, though that hadn't been his intent at all, and she knew it.

Sipping her coffee - which was just the way she liked it, complete with caramel shot - she beckoned to Jon with a finger as she moved to sit down again. It would be a little while before Ludo reappeared, anyway - he was very easily moved by genuine terror from anyone who auditioned. That was why the theater company auditions took so long; Gabriel was frankly a terrifying musical director, and had been known to reduce entire choruses to pants-wetting silence with just a look.

Jon couldn't help but smirk as he was summoned by the beautiful woman comfortably sprawled in the theater seat who'd left the poor delivery boy as tongue-tied and blushing as a boy on his first date. Jon moved with a fluid grace of his own as he descended the stairs and made his way toward her, seemingly unconcerned about his audition. "Yes" Would you like a foot rub, too, your majesty?" he asked, affecting a mock bow, that cheeky smirk still on his face - a look very reminiscent of his cheeky wife.

She snorted with laughter, gesturing for him to take a seat near her. "You're spending way too much time with your wife," she informed him impishly, putting her feet up once again. "Please tell me you actually prepped this year. You nearly gave Ludo a heart attack when you asked him to pick a Shakespeare monologue and did it by heart last time."

"I thought that was prepping," he said, as he took the proffered seat beside her. He'd never enjoyed this whole auditioning process. It was nerve-wracking at best, and he often found himself wishing he was on the other side of things, helping the younger actors prepare and encouraging them to do their best, rather than having to spend his time memorizing lines and wondering what challenge Ludo would hand him this year.

'Taya chuckled, rolling her eyes as she investigated the contents of the paper bag, finding one of Elena's more indulgent treats in there with a squeak of delight. "You know perfectly well that you're supposed to prep one monologue yourself and be prepared to perform it," she reminded him in amusement. "I might have to penalize you if you upset my director again."

"I never know which one to pick," he said with a shrug and a small frown. Everyone knew he knew Shakespeare backwards and forwards, upside down and inside out. He really wanted to show them he was more than just a Shakespearean actor, though he had likely already proven that already. Maybe then, this was more about proving something to himself, more than to them.

"Not a good enough excuse," his friend informed him around a mouthful of pastry. "And by excuse, I'm looking for something that seriously impedes your ability to speak." She glanced up at the stage as Ludo came back into view, sans weeping auditionee. "You wanna get it over with so you can go back to your nutty wife and children?"

"Are you going to deny me a spot in the theater because I know too much Shakespeare?" he asked, arching the infamous single Jonathan Granger brow at her. "Are you daring me to do something other than Shakespeare?" he asked her pointedly and in all seriousness.

"Mmhmm," she nodded, washing down her inhaled pastry with a gulp of coffee. "I am. I am challenging you to ignore the urge for Shakespeare and do something completely different. Something funny." There was a ripple behind her through the other waiting auditionees, making her twist to smile at them. "Guys, don't panic. I can give him a hard time, I've known him for years. I'll be nice to you." She winked at them, and turned back to Jon. "So?"

"Comedy," he echoed with a further frown, though he was up for the challenge. "I don't suppose Puck is good enough for you, my lady," he said, affecting a courtly bow as he moved to his feet. There was a murmur from the others waiting to audition and a ripple of chuckles, though some among them didn't seem too sure whether the pair were teasing each other or were serious, and what did it bode for them when it was their turn. "Very well, but no pratfalls. I need to be able to perform for my other boss later," he told her with a cheeky grin before turning to march back toward the stage.

Jonathan Granger

Date: 2015-09-06 17:10 EST
"No Shakespeare!" Mataya called to him as he headed for the stage, grinning at the sound of the other hopefuls relaxing in the face of their bantering. It was always a good thing to discover that the person you hoped was going to be your boss was as good-tempered as 'Taya was.

Ludo shuffled along the line of seats to drop down beside her, raising his voice to speak to Jon. "Now, my darling, your name, and the speech you intend to perform before you begin, there's a good duck!"

Jon waved a dismissive hand back at her as he made his way back up the stairs to the stage, winking at a couple of hopefuls he passed on his way onto the stage, where he took his place at its center and turned to face his judge and jury. They both knew his name already, but he was a good boy and knew there was a reason for following the rules. As a veteran of the Shanachie, he set an example for the others, and a bar for them to strive for. Folding his hands in front of him and standing tall and straight, he answered Ludo in a clear and resonant voice, so that they had no trouble hearing him. "My name is Jonathan Granger, and I'll be performing Alfred Doolittle's speech from Pygmalion."

The surprise that radiated from Ludo was palpable at this announcement, only slightly overshadowed by Mataya's very obvious snort of laughter as she dropped her feet down onto the floor to pay attention to Jon's audition piece. She made a manful attempt to straighten her expression as Ludo squeaked excitedly next to her. "In your own time, Mr. Granger."

Jon cleared his throat a moment to prepare himself, loosened the top button of his shirt, untucked it from his pants, and rolled up the sleeves. He then reached up and purposely mussed his own hair to create a slightly disheveled look. Slouching a little to affect a man decades older than himself and lacking proper posture, he dropped his voice an octave and spoke in a surprisingly perfect Cockney accent as he became Alfred Doolittle - father of Eliza, come to collect his daughter from Professor Higgins - or claim what proper payment he felt due him as her father, if only in name alone.

"I ask you, what am I?" he said, spreading his arms to Mataya and Ludo, as though they were Professor Higgins and Colonel Pickering. "I'm one of the undeserving poor: that's what I am. Think of what that means to a man. It means that he's up against middle class morality all the time. If there's anything going, and I put in for a bit of it, it's always the same story: 'You're undeserving; so you can't have it,'" he grumbled to them in that perfect Cockney accent.

He was speaking into resounding silence for the first few lines, the hopefuls not quite knowing what reaction was expected while Mataya and Ludo were watching with professional eyes. It wasn't the easiest monologue to pull off, but Jon hadn't really exercised his grasp of accents at the Shanachie before now, and the accuracy of his Cockney was impressive. 'Taya, however, switched off the professional once he was those few lines in, and started to snicker softly at the content of the speech, allowing the hopefuls behind her to join in without fear of reprisals.

As Jon continued with the speech, he - or more accurately - his character seemed to become more and more incensed by the injustice of his position in society, while arguing that he couldn't care less about it anyway and actually enjoyed a life where he had few responsibilities. And yet, Eliza was his daughter - the product of his loins, once upon a time - and would it be too much trouble if they acknowledged it as such with a bit of coin"

As much as she hated to admit it, Mataya was impressed. She hadn't thought Jon would be able to pull a random speech that wasn't Shakespeare out of his ass and perform it with so much confidence. As the speech wound to a close, there was a spontaneous round of applause - not usual for an audition piece at all. She exchanged a look with Ludo, who beamed happily and called up onto the stage. "Thank you, lovey, we'll let you know!"

Maybe he'd pulled it at random out of his ass or maybe he'd prepared it in advance - unless she asked, she'd never know, and he didn't look like he was going to tell her either. "No, thank you!" Jon replied, offering a small bow, mostly to those who'd been applauding, tucking his shirt back in as he made his way toward the stairs.

Luckily for those who were still waiting to go on, Taya and Ludo followed through with their usual procedure of murmuring to each other as Jon left the stage, each scribbling notes on his application for later inspection. He really wasn't treated any differently to anyone else, despite his reputation and connections.

"All right, my loves, who is up next?" Ludo announced, looking around hopefully as Mataya dug her vibrating phone out of her bag with a slightly confused frown.

"Good luck," Jon told those still waiting to go on with a friendly and encouraging smile, buttoning his shirtsleeves and shoving his fingers through his hair in a meager attempt to smooth out the mess. He wasn't really in much of a hurry to get home, as Vicki had gone on an outing with a few of his cousins and their kids and wouldn't be back until later. He was thinking about dropping in on either Dom or Des to see how they were doing, or maybe meeting for a couple of beers, if they weren't too busy.

With shy smiles and nods from the hopeful few who were auditioning today, there was really no context for the suddenly panicked curse that erupted from Mataya as she shot up out of her seat, making a grab for her bag. "Ludo, sweetheart, I have to go," she informed the happy-go-lucky director. "I'll try and drop in later, but I'll call and let you know, okay?" Tripping over her own feet, she stumbled out into the aisle and collided with Jon heavily. "Sorry!"

Fortunately for her, he was on his toes today and caught her before any damage was done. Now that the audition was out of the way, he was no longer Jonathan Granger, actor, but Jon, her oldest and dearest friend who knew her well enough to know something was wrong. Nothing would have gotten her out of that seat, unless it was something important. "You look a little green around the gills, 'Tay. What's wrong?"

"El's in the hospital," she told him under her breath, finding her feet reasonably quickly. "I don't suppose you're driving that way, are you? I don't have my car today." Despite the obvious panic in her eyes, she was keeping it together under the scrutiny of her prospective employees, but only just. "Michael tried to call, and then texted me just now. Mom's gonna be freaking out."

Jon arched a brow, a look of mingled concern and shock on his face at her news. "I've got the Bentley, if you need a ride. Vicki's spending the afternoon with some of my cousins. She won't be back for a few hours yet," he told her, more than happy to give her a ride, knowing from experience how harrowing it was to suddenly find a family member in the hospital and not know the details. At the least, she shouldn't be driving. "Did he give you any details?" he asked, taking her arm, more to give her something to lean on than anything else.

Jonathan Granger

Date: 2015-09-06 17:11 EST
"No, just that she was admitted a couple of hours ago," Taya told him, setting a rather brutal pace in an attempt to get out of the auditiorium and across the foyer. She was virtually dragging Jon with her as she went. "I-I didn't even know she was sick, but what if she's not sick, what if she's had an accident' God, Mom and Tony and Tess ....everyone's gonna be so freaked out. What if he texted everyone" We're all just gonna pile in there! Maybe I shouldn't go right now. What am I saying" She's my baby sister, of course I should go now!"

How she managed to practically break into a run with the shoes she was wearing, Jon didn't know and didn't want to find out. He'd had a brief experience with high heels once, and it was something he never wanted to repeat again. Jon tugged her gently to a halt as they reached the front door. "'Tay, calm down. Deep breaths. You're not gonna do her or anyone else any good if you have a panic attack." He had his hands on her shoulders and was holding her gaze in hopes of getting her to calm down a minute. "Try not to assume the worst, until you know more, okay?" he asked, chucking her chin toward him and offering a warm, caring smile.

Pulled to a stop, she turned to look at her dearest friend and took a deep breath at his instruction. "I know," she conceded finally. "I know, I shouldn't assume the worst. But she's had such a good run, and nothing bad has happened to us in the last couple of years, and ....Jon, what if our good luck's run out again?" She didn't mean to be fatalistic, but the De Lucas had learned a long time ago not to take anything for granted.

He'd had his own share of bad luck, but refused to believe luck had anything to do with it. You made your own choices and your own fate; bad things just happened to everyone - it was all part of life. "It hasn't run out," he assured her, though he couldn't know for sure. "Whatever it is, you're not gonna do her any good if you're upset, 'Tay." He reached for her hand, that calm, reassuring smile on his face again. Since when did Jon Granger become so wise anyway' "Come on. Let's go find out what happened before you freak out."

Taking another deep breath, she nodded, putting her hand in his like a child who needed guidance. "Okay," she breathed. "Okay, let's go and take a look." It couldn't be a disaster, after all. Surely Michael wouldn't just have texted if it was a disaster. Still, it was a relief to have Jon there to keep her calm about the whole thing. Calm was good. Wasn't it?

((Even the supposed "great" Jonathan Granger has to audition. Many thanks to Mataya's player for indulging me with the above scene, and stay tuned to find out what?s up with Elena! :D))