He furrowed dark brows at her before flicking each gummy bear from his shoulders one at a time, heedless of where they landed. "It is not my fault you insist on bringing your niece to such a preposterous display of lies and fabrication, madam," he replied, with an obviously proper English accent, not unlike that of her future sister-in-law.
Ash stared at him, her lips twitching at the ridiculous answer. "Uh, no," she contradicted him. "This is a public entertainment aimed at families with children. If you continue to disrupt that public entertainment and upset those children, one of whom I am very attached to, I will blacken both those pretty eyes of yours. Is that clearer for you, your majesty?"
"Oh, come now ..." He countered, appealing to her good sense. "You don't really enjoy this rubbish, do you?" he asked, gesturing with one hand toward the stage. Perhaps he was a theater critic or someone who had never encountered the play before. He was obviously alone, without any children accompanying him, which was a bit odd in itself, considering the play was geared toward the younger set, though the original may not have been.
"Whether I'm enjoying it or not doesn't matter," she pointed out. "The children are enjoying it, and you're spoiling it for them with all your huffing and puffing and arguing with it. C'mon, it's not like it's high art or anything. It's a story designed to make children happy. So I reiterate ....stop disrupting it, or I'll get us both thrown out."
"So, you aren't enjoying it then," he said, a devilish grin on his darkly handsome features. He turned a little sideways in his seat so he could speak to her without craning his neck. "Please tell me you don't subscribe to the idea that Pan - a devil in a little boy's body - could actually defeat a man who had been a privateer in the service of the true king" A boy, mind you, who cheats, steals, and lies all so he can remain young. A boy who has no sense of rules or fair play and who cares about nothing and no one but himself. Do you really think he cares about Wendy and her brothers" They are nothing to him but sources of amusement. That is all. And when they decide at last to grow up, how does he react' With disappointment and dismay. What kind of message does that send to children, do you think, Miss ....I'm sorry, I didn't catch your name."
She stared at him for a long time, not entirely sure how to respond to that. "I didn't say I wasn't enjoying it," she pointed out, rolling her eyes. "Why do I always end up talking to the weirdos" This is why I don't go out ....Anyway, don't you think you're taking it all a little too seriously' It's just a story. And the whole point is that it's Wendy's story, and she accepts that she has to grow up, or she'll be alone, just like that ....Peter Pan."
"Just a story, aye," he replied with a derisive chuckle devoid of humor. "An exaggerated lie is what it is. You would do well to take the child to see Shakespeare, rather than this rubbish. I would suggest A Midsummer Night's Dream. Pan is far more realistically portrayed in that than he is here."
"Well, the character you're talking about is called Puck, or Robin Goodfellow, and he has nothing to do with an eternal child," Ash pointed out in irritation. "Seriously, though ....are you going to behave like an adult, or am I going to have to make a scene so you don't upset any more of the children with your annoying little outbursts?"
"Did you miss the surname of Pan, madame?" he countered, though he didn't really want to get into a literary debate with a stranger, even if she was a pretty one. "You do realize the play is designed to poke fun at adults and social mores, yes" It was written with this in mind, though where Barrie derived his inspiration is something I am still sorting out." It seemed he was having trouble himself sorting the fiction from the fact, though in Rhy'Din, it was mostly a matter of perspective. Anything was possible.
"That's what public entertainment is for, especially when it's a comedy," she pointed out, frowning at him. "You really are taking it way too seriously. Why come to this show if you're so determined to be a miser and ruin it for everyone sitting around you?"
"I, for one, do not enjoy seeing myself portrayed on stage as a ....a buffoon, madame," he said, blue eyes flashing with some inner rage, like a storm at sea. "Now, if you will excuse me." He pushed his tall frame to his feet, and started down the row, though where he was going was uncertain.
It took a moment for her to realize what he'd said, by which time he was already a couple of seats down the row. "Hold on ....what? What do you mean, yourself""
"I do not recall stuttering," he retorted, a dark look on his face as he continued on down the row. Thankfully, most of the seats were empty as parents were rushing children to the bathroom and for goodies before intermission ended. "And the fact that a boy is playing me. A boy, mind you. Still wet behind the ears."
"Where are you going?" she demanded, not entirely sure why she cared. Okay, so he was cute. More than cute, actually. Gorgeous, in fact. Focus. "That boy got married last month. And he's got an amazing voice. Personally, I think he's a fantastic Captain Hook."
"The play is entirely miscast," he said, ignoring her now as he started on down the aisle. Instead of heading away from the stage to the exit or rest rooms, he was heading very purposely and determinedly toward the stage. "Someone needs to put a stop to this nonsense," he muttered as he made his way forward.
Of course, he wasn't going to get anywhere even if he did get up onto the stage - the safety curtain was down, two tonnes of sheet metal, designed to prevent a fire from bridging the gap between the auditorium and the stage area. Ash knew that, so why was she getting up to follow him' Families were starting to file back into the auditorium, but there was a good ten minutes left before curtain up again. "You know, if you try and go up there, they'll have you arrested."
"For what?" he asked, not slowing his stride. She'd have to hurry if she wanted to keep up with him. "For setting things straight' For telling the truth?" He didn't seem to understand at that moment that to the children and their families gathered here, it was only a story - a few hours' entertainment, nothing more.
"For ....Look, will you just stop?" Already annoyed with herself for bothering at all, Ash was not exactly gentle as she gripped his sleeve, sticking one booted foot directly in front of his to trip him or at least make him stumble so he wouldn't persist in making an idiot of himself. "So you're Captain Hook, right' The real Captain Hook" And after an hour of all these people watching a story that makes you out to be a villain, a completely untrustworthy and unreliable character, you are now going to totally destroy their evening's entertainment. And you think that will help your reputation?" She looked at him as though he was crazy. "Have you been paying any attention to these people" Hook is one of the characters everyone likes and remembers clearly. How is that a bad thing?"
If she wanted to stop him from going any further, she accomplished that, as he stumbled over her foot and got caught in her grip, blue eyes blazing with anger and maybe a little something else. Injustice, pain, shame, and a myriad of other feelings all caught up in his anger. He did not deny her accusation, his jaw clenching angrily as he at least heard her out. None of this was her fault, after all. The fault belonged to someone else. "Remembered for what?" he asked, the anger fading into something more akin to pain. "Not for his courage or loyalty, certainly. Only remembered for being made a fool of by a boy so selfish he'd sell his own soul to the devil to prevent himself from ever growing up. Is that the hero you would have the children know and love?"
Ash looked into those startlingly blue eyes of his, and sighed softly. "If you want people to know the truth, believe me, this is not the way to do it," she told him. "Everyone here but you, they came to see a story, something that they know is fiction but is entertaining for a few hours. It's an escape from real life, it's a bit of magic for the children to enjoy that isn't going to blow up in their faces. You'll make nothing but enemies if you try and stop the show, trust me. And my name's Ashlyn, if you still care."
He said nothing for a long moment, but only stared at her, as if he was seriously weighing her words. She was pretty, that much was certain, and it had been a long, long time since he'd spent more than a few minutes talking to a woman. "James," he said, extending his right hand as if it was a peace offering.
She relaxed as he seemed to take her point, slipping her hand into his to squeeze gently. "So ....are you gonna behave yourself for the second act, James?" she asked with a hint of a smirk. "Or should we find somewhere a little less disruptive to sit so you can brood over something that was made for people to enjoy?"
"No," he replied, looking around him a moment, as if just realizing where he was and what he'd been about to do. Children were starting to file back into the theater with their parents in anticipation of the show's second half, and despite his reputation to the contrary, he was actually rather fond of children. "I've seen enough. I already know how it ends."