Topic: WHAM! 101.1 FM Talk Tuesdays 2014

Yasmin

Date: 2014-04-15 21:45 EST
WHAM! 101.1 FM DJ Zazzy Yas: Talk Tuesdays featuring a special guest, expected to air Tuesdays at 10pm in April, May, and June 2014

Hey! This is DJ Zazzy Yas and apparently me playing music isn't good enough anymore. The head honchos here at WHAM! said I got to hold interviews at least once a week for the next month or so. Challenge accepted! If I can convince enough people to come on the show, I'm gonna keep this up "til July! So boo-yah! I'm just saying this though, I'm cutting these things short cuz let's be honest, people just want to hear me. Guests are getting like five mins between a song cuz that's as long as I'm willing to share my spotlight. This month, I'll be joined by Fashionista Mai Silverblood, Wild Wolf Crowe Thorne, and Bartender Extraordinaire Christine Cain. Stay tuned for who will be featured next month for Talk Tuesday. It could be you! But you know, only if I like you. Until then, everyone can join me like usual, week nights here on WHAM! 101.1FM!

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Yasmin

Date: 2014-04-15 21:55 EST
Talk Tuesdays featuring Mai Silverblood airing on WHAM! 101.1 FM on April 15th at 10pm

She Works Hard For The Money by Donna Summer ends.

DJ Zazzy Yas here and I'm sitting down with one girl who works hard for her money. Fashion designer, guidance counselor, wife, and mother, Mai Silverblood-Chazore! Thanks for coming out and doing our first installment of "Talk Tuesdays" here on WHAM! 101.1 FM. I don't know who came up with the concept, but the title sounds cute at least. Let's see how it goes. So, Ms. Mai. You're the owner of Silverblood Lines Boutique. What are you currently working on"

Mai Silverblood-Chazore: Hmmm' At the moment its all quiet, though' I am working on a swimwear line for the summer" just the staples really, like the lil black bikini, though one has caught my eye, its one I designed to help every woman have the figure she wants. -Chuckling- Its comes in two styles, super cute to uber sexy.

Yasmin: Uber! I mean, awesome! What has been your most challenging design project to work on so far"

Mai: That would be three dresses for winter moon, I had to design one for myself and my two daughters, each has a different sense of style, so its hard to pull off, but, the girls loved the dresses.

Yasmin: I heard you were recently featured in the 2014 RhyDin Fashion Week. What was the best part about working on that"

Mai: Oh! That one is easy, seeing the designs on the models. I kinda had to borrow Kruger. Sorry Kruger! You did look awesome though. -laughing- Thorn, rocked as well, so did everyone else. Yasmin: Who were all the models who wore your creations"

Mai: Oh, that would be my girl, Thorn, she wears the heck outta the stuff, she is the face and embodiment of my Thorn of Lust Line, and like I said earlier" I borrowed Kruger" What' I was desperate and my husband had to do paperwork.

Yasmin: I'm holding up a picture to the mic for our audience to see some shots from your Lust Line. This is gorgeous" Oh! Ok! Gossip! Who was the biggest drama queen during Fashion Week"

Mai: Biggest drama queen" Hmm' I don't know, I was in my own little bubble, though, my husband would say I was a drama queen when I was designing. -laughing-

Yasmin: Cute! But more importantly, did any of the models fall"

Mai: -laughing hard- No' But I think a few of the spectators fell for Thorn, there was a queue right out the door of the boutique the next day for the Thorns of Lust Line, and a few for the Shimmering Imp Line.

Yasmin: Oh, nice! So on top of being a fashion maven, you're also a Guidance Councilor at a local school. Without breaking some kind of confidentiality agreement, tell us what your most challenging case was so far.

Mai: -Thinking- That would be the bullying issue, it is everywhere, and its sad to see so many kids being hurt, or hurting over it, be it physical or emotional, and the worst one is mentally' Sometimes that is one thing you can never get over, and it can change the kids, so I feel everything out and try and help them the best I can.

Yasmin: Oh, definitely. What would be your general words of wisdom to anyone listening out there"

Mai: Hmmm' Let me think" Ah! Never forget to tell the person who holds a special place in your heart how you feel, otherwise, they will lose that feeling they hold for you.

Yasmin: I love that! I'm not sure what it means yet, but I'm sure it's one of those things that will hit me later tonight. Deep stuff. Deep stuff. Goes right over my head. A big thank you to Ms. Mai Silverblood-Chazore for coming out this evening and, in honor of our special guest, here's a tribute.

Vogue by Madonna plays.

Yasmin

Date: 2014-04-22 01:05 EST
Talk Tuesdays featuring Crowe Thorne airing on WHAM! 101.1 FM on April 22nd at 10pm

Hungry Like The Wolf by Duran Duran ends.

I'm DJ Zazzy Yas and I'm hungry for the wolf I had a recent interview with right here at the WHAM! Studio. Let me play a clip for you featuring the wild, big, but not so bad, Crowe Thorne, business owner, teacher, and family man"

Yasmin: So, Crowe, according to my notes, you have a weapon and armor store called Real Steels. What are you currently working on'

Crowe Thorn: Huh' Real Steels...Aye, big ol'store in fact, much bigger than tha' ol, flimsy stall I used t"hav", an' ain" as bloody cold in tha' damn winter. M"current project would hav' t"be a fancy little shovel axe....useful for gardenin" an' slicing ya neighbour's nosey head off! Then ya can bed their flowers for their grave!

Yasmin: How creative! I love multipurpose tools! So what would you say has been your most challenging weapon or armor project to work on so far and why'

Crowe: Most challengin" project I ever made for a customer was for som' wee little fella, some "Obit' or somethin" like that, hairy feet stinkin" up m'shop! They wanted me t"kit "em up in a full set of steel armour, with all tha' fancy markin" an' embossin" an' chains. They're smaller than damn kids....Y"know how hard it is ta" do detail on each plate or chain piece for a fella that small" Damn hard....

Yasmin: Can we say damn on this show!"! Awesome! Ok, so what?s your favorite type of weapon'

Crowe: Favourite weapon would hav' t"be a simple ol" claymore for me! Elegant, big, an' a hit with tha' ladies let me tell ya that! That ol" crazy Aussie fella on tha' magic box had one in tha' film wher" he was half-naked an' painted in blue...Not damn practical I tell ya! But yeh, swinging a claymore around means those close "nough t"ya ar" gonna be sore in tha' morning. Or dead. Very dead. Strong "nough to split a man in half,or their shield!

Yasmin: Very nice. Yes, very dead is always better than dead in my opinion. So in addition to being a business owner, you are also a weapons instructor at a local school. I imagine being a weapons instructor can come in handy when you face some unruly students. How do you like to handle problem students"

Crowe: Well with m'damn fine looks Missy! *Displays the big, wide set of wolfish teeth to her* Tell me this, bunch o' kids see their teacher is a big ol" wolf, set aside the Granny jokes, they're pretty well-behaved, cause they know I'll toss "em on their arse or snap m"teeth at "em, never t"catch "em though...Don't tell "em that, they actually believe I'll eat "em like their Grannies!

Yasmin: I heard you know how to do lightsaber-ing. That probably helps keep the kids in line too. Tell me more about that.

Crowe: Aye...That...Was a while back. I got som' fancy tricks with it, slicin" an' dicin" but it's a damn fine weapon. A little bit o' cheatin" since...Well, it's a bloody lazer lady. A lazer. Slice right through m'steel! I once dropped the thin" when it was on, cut through a piece o' m"anvil an' I had t'replace it! That an' a little force-fun *Wiggles his fingers* an' ya got a mean set-up t"make any punk wet themselves.

Yasmin: I'm about to wet myself, but I just had a super ultra mega extra large soda within the passed half hour, so I think it may be related to that. But now to talk about your family! Your pups recently turned two and a half, right' What's it like to have young ones running around all those pointy things"

Crowe: The pups surely ar" growin" fast aye' Sheesh, Amber an' Darius ar" talkin", runnin" an' grabbin" me damn tail, an' tha' last litter from nearly a year back ar" jus" as bad, Mason and Chase...I love "em, I really do, I keep tha' weapons at home well away from "em, wher" they wouldn't look...*Leans over to whisper* The bathroom. *Leans back* Never take "em to tha' shop now, when they're older, sure, but they're too young now, older....They'll take over from me when I'm ol" an' grey!

Yasmin: Wow. Lots of kids, excuse me, pups. I know you're not a goat. But more importantly, are you a single wolf on the prowl"

Crowe: Single wolf" Please...M"mate keeps me collared up.Wait...Cut that out! She'll kill me for that one! Eclipse is m'sweetie, took me in like I wa' a lost pup, an' tha' whole smushy romantic stuff happened. Ya don' wanna know. I'm happy, we're happy, an' we ain" havin" any other damn litters, I swear!

Yasmin: We'll see.....Last question. Boxers or briefs" Which is better with a tail"

Crowe: I hope that ain" a crude question Miss! I got kids that listen t"this y"know! But seriously...For such a fine display of manliness that I am...I gotta go with briefs when showin" off, 'specially for m"mate, an' boxers whenever, they're comfier...Tails ar" a damn pain Miss, an' I recommend ya" never switch ya body for one!

Yasmin: Oh, I switch my body all the time, but yes, I tend to stay away from bodies with extra appendages" That's why I like being a girl! Speaking of girls" I'm going to run to the little girl's room now. Thanks-to-Crowe-and-now-here's-a-song!

Don't Stop Me Now by Queen plays.

Yasmin

Date: 2014-04-29 20:10 EST
Talk Tuesdays featuring Christine Cain airing on WHAM! 101.1 FM on April 29th at 10pm

Raise Your Glass by Pink ends.

I'm DJ Zazzy Yas on location here at the Bonne Chance nightclub owned by bartender extraordinaire, Christine Cain. Forgive any background noise, cuz this place is happenin"! So before I start calling you by the wrong thing, what do you prefer to go by"

Christine Cain: Just call me Chris, Yas. Thanks for coming down to the club and I hope you have a good time.

Yasmin: Thanks. Let me start then by saying you're also the owner of the Rebels of the Sacred Heart Distribution. What kinds of things do you 'distribution?"

Chris: ::Chuckles and shakes her head:: I purchase different types of alcohol locally, nationally and internationally to supply or 'distribute" to bars, clubs, parties and also some for personal collections. Everything from beer and wine to vodka, whiskey, and rare liquors. The buildings I own down at the docks are large enough to store, ship and I do have a small area dedicated to experimentation. I like taking old recipes and trying to bring them back to life or doing twists on classics, like for summer I am working on infused vodkas, flavors like blueberry, peach and strawberry. In short, pick your poison.

Yasmin: Oh, I love peach! I bet you thought I was going to say blueberry' I hear you've also picked up some nightclubs, too. What would you say the themes or styles of the clubs would be?

Chris: The clubs vary depending on taste. Here at Bonne Chance it is more laid backed class. There is a live band that comes in to play all weekend or accompany different acts. You have lots of choices when it come to where you want to sit; at the bar, private table, booth or there are a few private areas, but all of them are viewable from the bar for the safety of patrons and workers. If you don't want to take in a show, there are a few card tables to gamble, hence the name Bonne Chance which translates to good luck, but the rule is every drink comes with company.

Chris: Part of the requirements for working here is that you have to be able to hold a friendly, intelligent conversation. Each person I hire has one or more subjects to keep up with. For example, Tommy here is going to college to get his masters in mechanical engineering, so when he works here if there is a young lady with similar interest he serves her drinks to her and if she likes they can chat the night away over mechanical engineering, advanced mathematics, current duel standings and wine. Cindy specializes in politics, old literature, chocolatier work, and baking. She actually made a few dozen chocolate boxes for our Valentines party earlier this year.

Yasmin: Oh! Nice! I'd never be able to work as a server at one of your places. I don't like talking with people. I like talking at people. That's why I excel on my own for my radio program. It's not at all because no one will work with me. I don't know where those rumors started. Anyway' Tell us about the other club.

Chris: My other club; Inbetween Social Club is still under construction, but it will have more of an industrial look. Several jazz bands have already approached me about scheduling times to play after we open. It will have more complicated drinks at least 150 beers on tap, 50 bottles of wine in stock at all times and of course a wide range of liquors. I am still taking interviews for a chef and a baker because this club will be serving small plate meals to share. The main floor will be the main bar and small table seating for four at each one. The second floor is more of a gentleman's club room. Groupings of leather seating, soft lighting and another bar.

Chris: Once again, a server with similar interest to the person who ordered will deliver the drink and can stay to stir up a good conversation. I will say that any person who works for me as a host or hostess for a person or persons is not in any way shape or form making extra sexual deals. I will not allow it at my clubs. If they want to hook up with the customer on their own time with money not exchanging hands that is their business, and if this rule is broken no questions asked, they are fired.

Yasmin: Ok. Got it. No personal stuff except on my own time. So, personal question for me. Do any of your clubs need a part time DJ" And if so, could I be paid in free booze"

Chris: I would love to have you play at Bonne Chance and at Inbetween. If free booze is what you want then that is what you will get, just name your drink.

Yasmin: Perfect. Adding that to my notes. Oh! In my notes here, it says you're also a teacher at a local education center, teaching bartending. What would be the easiest mixed drink you would start out teaching to people who have no idea what they're doing"

Chris: The easiest drink to make is any sour drink. It is only two ingredients, sweet and sour mix and whatever liquor you want to add. If you want to be on the sweet side the amaretto, whiskey or brandy if you want more earth tones, and gin if you want it to be more aromatic.

Yasmin: So can I mix anything with pickle juice"

Chris: Actually, you can. It is a shot and chaser called a Pickle Back. Normally it is a shot of whiskey chased with a shot of strained pickle juice. I don't think you want to try and swallow a pickle.

Yasmin: Then you don't know me at all....Ok, so to sum up, I can get a job as a DJ at one of your clubs, but I shouldn't be a server, probably because I'd enjoy a Pickle Back too much. We'll discuss my contract during this song break. One sec"

Rebels of the Sacred Heart by Flogging Molly plays.

Yasmin

Date: 2014-05-05 12:28 EST
Talk Tuesdays featuring Thorn airing on WHAM! 101.1 FM on May 6th at 10pm

Redneck Woman by Gretchen Wilson ends.

Hey ya'll! This is DJ Zazzy Yas and I'm sitting here with resident redneck, Thorn. She's an inspiration to all, from her modeling to her red hot redneck heat to her charity work. Welcome, Thorn.

Thorn: Thank y'. Can't begin t' tell y' how tickled I am t' be here.

Yasmin: Just "Thorn". Is that like a stage name, like "Cher?"

Thorn: Kinda, sorta. My gramma used to tell me a story about a woman who gave up everything, family, friends, home, because she wasn't meant to be where she was. Set out hunting that place, that home. When she finally found it, she called herself Thorn. That's, pretty much what I did. Didn't fit in where I'm from, didn't figure I ever would, so I took off. Traveled around until I some how wound up here. That was, ten 'r eleven years ago. I'm home now.

Yasmin: Too cute! Or pointy. Either way. I hear you are in modeling and you even got to work in this year's RhyDin Fashion Week with Mai Silverblood's Thorns of Lust line. What was the best part about that'

Thorn: That's a bit of a tough one. But boiled down to brass tacks" Helping out Mai. That woman's just awesome, and so freaking creative it's kinda scary, in good ways. And she totally deserves to have her name out there. Plus, did you see those clothes" I felt like a back alley princess, and dug every minute of it.

Yasmin: I don't know what that means, but it seems like its good. Something else I don't understand" I got "Liquid Heat' and "Tiger" written down in my notes here. Both sound fun and dangerous. What are these"

Thorn: Liquid Heat, it's one'a, I think Khoom an' Kitty, Helstons, came up with it as a kinda, well like a Rhy'dinian Viagra. There's a few different strengths, 'r levels. Uhm, lemme see. There's Blush, about a quarter strength, 's jus' a little bit of a push. Nothin' big or major, jus' somethin' for a bit'a pep. Then there's Growl one third strength, a lotta pep in y'r step, definitely an excitin' evenin'. Tiger, that's half strength an' it's for the people who wanna be readin' an' rarin' t' go at the drop of a hat, all night long. Last, there's Helston an', well. Figure that one's title says it all yeah"

Yasmin: Oh definitely. That, even I can understand. I also am supposed to ask you about this "Redneck Reserve". Is this a place for other rednecks like yourself to be protected from becoming endangered"

Thorn: That'd be kinda awesome if it was. But, 's not really. Redneck Reserve's a bourbon a friend'a mine came up with after hangin' around me at the Inn a couple times. Bourbon, about ninety-five proof so there's some bite an' burn, with floral notes at the back end on the bouquet an' taste. All those complex flavors with jus' a hint of sweet an' gentle after the bite.

Yasmin: Awesome! I'll have to pick some up! I have to say, more than just a pretty face, you've also got brains. You're a teacher and everything in the Culinary Arts, even doing the catering this year for Beltane. What was your favorite thing you made for the Beltane menu"

Thorn: Why thank y' hon. That's a damn tough one honestly. I love salads, 'specially at the end of a long cold winter where green's a damn hard color to find when y' look outside. But I'm definitely not a vegetarian an' there's a lotta meat on the menu too. Think I'll go with the goat. Roasted over a fire with all kinds of herbs an' spices trussed up inside. Tasty as all hells.

Yasmin: I don't know what trussed means, but I'm all for herbs and spices in and on anything. So, speaking of sugar and spice and everything nice, tell me more about your Dream Chasing Foundation.

Thorn: There's centers throughout quite a few sectors in the Slums that offer education, child care, training, referrals, possibilities. Classes in anything from stretching that dollar until it screams but doesn't rip, to drug diversion, from self-defense, to interior decorating. Low or no cost medical, dental, emotional, physical, support for people who need it. There's Dream Chasing Stores that have a sliding scale price rate, what you make or earn determines how much you pay for your groceries and/or textiles. There's over half a dozen ranches, or Farms that supply the Stores and Centers with produce, meat, fabrics an' other assorted goods. Public donations are very rarely turned down and only then if they're from really icky methods. We also do not accept people as donations, though we do run Safe Surrender sites as well.

Thorn: Dream Chasing's huge now. Used to be it was just me setting up tables in alleys with soup and bread and some extra clothes here and there. Now, I've made sure it's grown and isn't going to go under any time soon. Truthfully, I could disappear from Rhy'din completely, and Dream Chasing will run on and keep filling it's role, fulfilling it's purpose. It's, the biggest, and one of the best things I've ever done.

Yasmin: That sounds like a wonderful way to help people get off their feet. Is it off or on' On doesn't make any sense. Well, I have a check here from the WHAM! 101.1 station for the Dream Chasing Foundation. I'm holding it up to the mic so the audience can see. ....Ok, here you go.

Thorn: Thank you, Yas, and WHAM! 101.1. This is definitely going to be put to good use. I've had an awesome time here, thank you for inviting me in.

Yasmin: Heck, don't thank me. I wanted to pocket the money for myself. But I guess it's for a good cause. Let me add that WHAM! 101.1 will be matching any donations given to the Foundation this week, so if you're like me and you want to stick it to WHAM!....I mean, if you want to give to a good cause, be sure to donate to the Dream Chasing Foundation! I think it could answer a few prayers.

Prayer by Disturbed plays.

Yasmin

Date: 2014-05-12 22:45 EST
Talk Tuesdays featuring Andu Kirost airing on WHAM! 101.1 FM on May 13th at 10pm

Crazy Train by Ozzy Osbourne ends.

DJ Zazzy Yas here and thank you for joining me on this special night. After all, this is one of those rare occasions when Friday the 13th falls on a Tuesday. Joining me on this special date is the conductor of the Rhydin Crazy Train, Andu Kirost. A not-so-regular joe who enjoys a cup of joe. One heck of a babe and a big, not-so-blue ox. I could do this all night. But really, let me get started. What do I have on my notes here" I think your most popular enterprise is the Rhy'din Transit Service. Tell me about how that came about.

Andu Kirost: ::embarrassed chuckles:: That's an easy one. I saw one of the Railless trains that make up the service in a video while looking for new types of vehicles to add to my collection. I liked the idea of them and so had one made for me, since I have a couple problems in using normal vehicles. After noticing the difficulty some of the disadvantaged citizens had getting around town, I decided to have some more made, only to a normal size so I could hire others to drive them. Ebon and his kids helped a lot with getting it off the ground. Almost all of my original drivers where recommended to me by him.

Yasmin: Love that! Its always awesome when people can pull together to help other people. It's all about spreading the love! Speaking of, you have a new addition to the many services you offer, the WRTS radio station. What kinds of programs does it have and songs does it play'

Andu: Well, it's mainly a service for the trains and stations of the RTS and will also do service as a sort of dispatch service for them, so most of the programming will be either by request from employees or by Baylee who I've hired to run it. As far as what songs....I ain't going to place any limitations on that. If some one requests a song, or even a type of music, and Baylee or Gaia can get a copy to play, then it will probably play. Oh, I have told Baylee to keep it clean, none of those explicit songs some music styles seem to like. The RTS is supposed to be a family friendly service after all.

Yasmin: Of course, but more importantly, can I get my radio show on your station"

Andu: I don't see why not. You will have to talk to Baylee about the details, since she will also be managing the service as well as acting as its first DJ.

Yasmin: Ok. I'll have to clean up my show some then. Sometimes my shows heat things up a bit. But talking about bringing the heat, you also have the Kirost Hot House which helps business owners. Tell me how any business owners listening out there can use this cool service and what it can offer them.

Andu: Ah! The Hot House is fairly easy to use. You just need an idea for a new business and the dedication to do the work required to make it a success. If the prospective new business owner can convince me both that the idea is a decent one and they can be depended on to do the work needed, I, or rather, Kirost Enterprises, will provide a place in one of the stations, and just about every other material they need to get the business started. Everything from then on is up to the person running the business.

Yasmin: Nice! I should make my own radio station through you and ditch this WHAM nonsense. I mean' Nothing" We-will-talk-after-the-show. Anyway' Aside from your own budding business, you seem to have a big family. Tell me more about your nieces and nephews.

Andu: The Hot House doesn't place limits on the types of businesses it will fund, as long as they are moral and legal. ::Chuckles wryly and grins at that question.:: They do seem to be popping out of the woodwork on me lately. I haven't sat down and counted them all, but I think there are around a dozen not including the couple dozen from the Shimmerscale clan.

Yasmin: I heard you love to give out nicknames for them and others. What nickname would you give me" But if you call me a blue fairy, I'm gonna climb up all ten feet of you and punch your face" in the face.

Andu: Oh, I only give out nicknames to those I feel a sort of "big brother" attitude towards. Hrrmm. That's a hard question to answer. You are such a complex personality and I usually base the name on a particular trait of the person I'm giving it to. Maybe "Little Otter".

Yasmin: Otter, huh' They are the ones in the water, right' Like a mermaid! Sexy! I like it' I heard you were quite the coffee aficionado, too. What would you say your favorite coffee would be?

Andu: Well, I do like my coffee. ::grins.:: My favorite" That varies. For mornings I like a cup of Margarittaville's "Sunrise in Paradise". If I'm working late or having a council of war, I prefer a cup of their "Pirate's Gold". For a regular evening in the Inn I usually stick with the Hacienda Esmeralda brew. More expensive, but a much milder and more tasteful brew.

Yasmin: They all sound good to me. Heck, I got a little Margarita-ville in my cup right now, but noone needs to know. I'm hidin" it from the mic so the viewers cant see it anyway. But tell me, have you considered turning one of your trains into a mobile coffee house"

Andu: You know. I hadn't thought of that. That might be a rather great idea. If I can get Katt or some one to contribute some help or at least recipes for snacks or even some quick meals, it might have some use about town.

Yasmin: Well, you're welcome. If it takes off I expect full credit for my masterful idea and a cut off the top, under the table. Shoot. I probably should have turned the mic off before hashing this deal out. Hold on' and no, I'm not playin" Margaritaville for all you people who think you know me"

Cheeseburger in Paradise by Jimmy Buffett starts.

Yasmin

Date: 2014-05-20 11:57 EST
Talk Tuesdays featuring Arthour Chazore airing on WHAM! 101.1 FM on May 20th at 10pm

Magic by B.O.B. ends.

I'm DJ Zazzy Yas and he's got the magic in him. Welcome to Rhydin's resident fire mage, Arthour Chazore-Silverblood, joining me for this Talk Tuesday. Am I still doing this segment' Anyway. Art, on February 1st of last year, you were lucky enough to marry to the lovely fashion designer Mai Silverblood, my first guest last month on Talk Tuesdays. Has she ever made you model her woman's lingerie" And if so, you can be honest, did you like it"

Arthour Chazore: ::Laughing: Funnily, enough she has. However! It was for a men's line of clothing she was doing as a one off, and yes, I did.

Yasmin: Oh, that's not dramaful at all! Well, how else do you like to help out Mai in her shop, Silverblood Lines Boutique"

Arthour: By staying completely out of her way while she works, and dragging her away from her drawing board when she over does it. ::Soft chuckling:: That way I don't get shouted at for being in the way, and when I do drag her from it, she's too tired to shout. Although I do sometimes help out with the finances, heavy lifting and getting certain, rarer fabrics.

Yasmin: I don't know why she'd need were-rabbits, but they might make nice coats. If anyone could make it work, Mai can! Anyway. Exactly one year ago today, Mai had your daughter, cute little, well, not so little Camilla. Happy birthday, Cam!

Arthour: Happy birthday, sweets. Don't you dare open that cupboard. You know the one I mean.

Yasmin: Even though she's technically one year old, she looks like she's 18. Tell us how that happened.

Arthour: Ahhhh, that's an interesting story. About one year ago, the Nexus was acting very...Odd. And it decided to play around with our daughter, warping them from their proper places and swapped them. I have notes on it, but I won't bore you with them. She's from the future.

Yasmin: Nice! You get to skip all those awkard pre-teen years! You also have an adopted daughter, Lesinda Loa Silverblood Chazore Helston. Did she marry Khoom Helston' I heard that she was learning Blue Magic from him. I assume that's what we're calling it these days, "Blue Magic".

Arthour: ::Laughing, much laughing:: Oh goodness! I hate to think what Les' face will be if she's listening to this! Knowing Khoom, he's probably purring at the mention. I'm not sure what the requirements are to be a Helston, but apparently Kitty Helston, the woman in charge I suppose, thinks Les met them, and gave her a Helston ring. ::chuckling again, voice filled with mirth:: I don't think Marriage is allowed or an accepted means of gaining entry. And she is, yes. I don't really know much about it, to be honest. I try not to pry into their lives, or smother them....Mai says I'm one step away from locking them in their rooms and setting a balrog to guard them from boys.

Yasmin: You don't need a bullfrog! You can fight them off yourself! As a Fire Mage, you teach fire combat magic at a local school in Rhydin.

Arthour: Oh, not just combat magic. I try to teach my students first and foremost, how to be competent mages, and then good fire mages. How to handle fire and treat it with the respect it deserves, because if you let it get out from your control, there's no telling the damages that might be done.

Yasmin: I heard you also teach origami. What type of fighting style is that"

Arthour: ::Softly laughing:: You have no idea how many students asked me that at the start of the year. Origami is the Japanese are of paper folding, from a planet called 'Earth'. Knowledge of Origami found its way into my people's hands several thousand years ago, probably thanks to the Nexus.

Yasmin: Paper folding" Oh! I get it. Target practice for your fire balls. What's your favorite origami to make"

Arthour: ::Laughing:: My favourite" Would have to be the butterfly. It took me, literally, centuries to master that one, and it never, ever fails to impress. Mai loves it too, so that might sway my opinion just a tiny bit.

Yasmin: Well, here's a more insightful question I'm supposed to ask you. I know you've been in the process of retiring since you came to Rhydin, but if you could pick a new career to branch into, what would you like to do"

Arthour: Aaahhhh, now that's a difficult one. I suppose teaching doesn't really count since I've done it in the past...Hmm. Do you know, I'm not really sure. There's a wide range of things to choose from, especially in this city. I suppose I could give being a House-Husband for a while!

Yasmin: I love that! I'm hereby copyrighting all rights to The Real Housewives and Househubands of Rhydin! " So. I heard rumors that you have another form. Tell me more about that.

Arthour: Ohh, who's been telling you that' ::Chuckling again as he spoke:: Yes, I have the ability to shift forms. Well, not ability so much as a series of complicated spells and incantations all rolled up into one sigil to make it quicker. My mother taught me how to do it, you see. After she adopted me, I would go from living in the small village near her clan's nest site, to staying with her. Did I mention she's a red dragon' I probably should have said that sooner. She taught me how to change forms in case there were dragons near by that weren't part of her clan and wouldn't recognize me as, well....something not on the menu.

Yasmin: Oh' A dragon' Huh. That's not what I had in mind when I heard you had another form. I was hoping you could play a dual role on my Housewives / Househusbands show. Oh well. I'll say this Art. It's a good thing you're happily married to Mai, cuz otherwise I'd try to offer you a little of my own "Blue Magic?"

Every Little Thing She Does Is Magic by The Police ends.

Yasmin

Date: 2014-05-27 21:00 EST
Talk Tuesdays featuring Ammy Spiritor airing on WHAM! 101.1 FM on May 27th at 10pm

The Phoenix by Fall Out Boy ends.

Hey young blood, I'm DJ Zazzy Yas and I'm here with my own Phoenix, Ammy Spiritor. So, I'm unfamiliar with Lupinossai. I thought you all were werewolves. What would you say a Lupinossai even is, Ammy'

Ammy: Oh boy. That's a hard question to sum up quick. Complicated I'd say. Really we are just a fuzzy hybrid of mostly human and wolf without going into all of the details. We are fuzzy 24/7 you may say. Werewolves are close cousins in our racial genetics.

Yasmin: Oh, don't worry, I'm totally in with werewolves. I got the biggest crush on Crowe Thorn after all. Let me see my notes here. I should have started with this maybe? Your full name is Ammy Loraine Phoenix-Wolf-Spiritor-Shimmerscale. What a mouth full! Is that three spouses" Cuz I heard you're engaged again! Of course no self respecting woman in Rhydin isn't done until she weds six times. Tell me about all your current and soon-to-be spouses and how that works out in the bedroom.

Ammy: Wow. How far can I go before I get bleeped on the air" Long names are how Lupinossai track heritage. In my last name is my old family name Phoenix when I was human, then my new family name Spiritor when I became a Lupinossai. My first husband, Fleet Wolf lends the Wolf name and Mirius is already a Spiritor. Icer adopted me as a sister so her clan name stuck. I actually have some good news. I am no longer engaged to Leroy J. Reindeer but now married to him during the Friday before Beltane. I am currently married to Fleet Wolf and Mirius Spiritor as well. How it works in the bedroom is a trade secret but let's just say dice, cuffs and an electronic spreadsheet are handy. Most of the time we are all very busy so I enjoy whoever is available.

Yasmin: Oh, I love how you have a system. That must be how you're so successful as the Governor of Den City, about 14 miles south of Rhydin, with about 4,500 inhabitants according to recent census. Sounds like a lot of responsibility. What do you enjoy about being governor"

Ammy: Well honestly I never wanted to be governor. A majority of the populace liked me and somehow my name appeared on the ballot for elections. It is a lot of responsibility and I am often away from my family for hours or days. I do love being able to help people's needs and building new futures.

Yasmin: Not only a Governor, but you keep up your own shop too, the Alchemist's Fire shop. What kinds of fire do you sell"

Ammy: *Giggling* I don't sell fire literally Yas. The name simply implies a place of alchemic creation. But we do carry a wide variety of fire spells if that helps.

Yasmin: Well, that could still be fun. So what was your most interesting project to work on that a customer requested"

Ammy: Oh, that's a tough one. I would have to say a Nip of Dorrean Grey. It was a potion to make a person live forever if they wore an amulet with a picture of themselves inside a diamond. It was a request by Crowe Thorn, so he could beat his race's short life span and enjoy raising his kids with his mate Eclipse.

Yasmin: We don't need to bring up his mate. Besides, mate is such a permanent word. Moving on' You also teach at several educational institutions in Rhydin and Den City. Tell me what subject you enjoy teaching the most.

Ammy: I would have to say that I enjoy Alchemy at all levels as my top subject I enjoy the most. It's amazing to see what new talent can do with age old methods. Second to that would be artificial limbs and technology.

Yasmin: I see you have your own artificial limb. Mind telling a bit about how that happened"

Ammy: Well, I had a run in with a knight that was very evil and knew nothing of chivalry. Long story short, he kidnapped some of my family, big mistake, and then he tried to kill me. I decided to meet him head on at his own castle. We fought and he had me dangling over a thousand foot drop from the lance he had run through my right arm. I stabbed him with my rapier and wouldn't let go. He lopped off my arm to try to escape like a coward. I put him down.

Yasmin: How was it able to be fixed like that' Were you involved in the repair"

Ammy: Well, I've always liked messing with artificial limbs since a lab accident when I was a teen that cost me my legs and left arm. I learned how to design and build them. I've built many sets for myself during my 6 years of living in Rhy"Din. This current arm was designed and built by me but it was installed at the Whisper Paws Hospital in Den City as it integrated into my nerves and muscles. I can feel everything with this arm, just like you can with your natural arm. I can even control how strong it is. As a plus I have holographic projectors on it allowing me to cover it in neat, 3D realistic fur that you can feel even.

Yasmin: I heard that you often build things in the inn, like cars! Can you build me a Ferrari"

Ammy: I sure can if you don't mind a Lego replica of it' I can make it move, have a working transmission, motor and more. I got into building Lego's to help get out my insane twitch to be active and inventive. The Lego's keep me nice and relaxed around people. I even made a large red dragon that lit up and blew smoke.

Yasmin: Legos!"! I don't' think so. That would be like the time someone made me a sink out of cookies. Using anything but milk to wash my hands just didn't make sense" No, no. This is just madness"

Sound of Madness by Shinedown begins.

Yasmin

Date: 2014-06-03 19:40 EST
Talk Tuesdays featuring Charles Blackstone airing on WHAM! 101.1 FM on June 3rd at 10pm

This Is War by Thirty Seconds to Mars ends.

DJ Zazzy Yas here and I've got with me here at the WHAM! 101.1 studio Charles Blackstone, who has quite a reputation as a marksman, swordsman, and mage. I know, cuz I see you in all the duels, Fists, Swords, Magic. Which is your favorite to do"

Charles: Of the three I do all of them about equally, although for me, Magic was my first and like all things, the first has a sentimentality to it. I might not be the best, by far, in any of the types, but Magic I simply enjoy the most.

Yasmin: What was your most memorable duel"

Charles: Most memorable duel, that is a hard one considering there have been so many different ones. If I had to pick one it was Hydra 2013, first round. Me versus Anubis. I had only been here in Rhy'din a few months and was still new to dueling. I was like a 13th seed and he was a 2nd seed if I recall and I managed, somehow, to win in a triple sudden death for the upset.

Yasmin: Wow. You musta had a secret weapon. Speaking of weapons, I heard you have a special katana. What makes it so special"

Charles: The reason why the blade is so special to me was because it was gifted to me a long time ago by someone I will never see again.

Yasmin: Oh, I like that. Sentiment always makes things more special. But you're not just an avid sword-er. I see in my notes that you're a firearms instructor at a local school. What would be your best tip for firearms"

Charles: The best tip for firearms is rule number one of my class. The thing you have your hands is a tool for killing and hurting others. As such you must treat it with respect. It is not a toy to be played with. When a firearm is treated as a toy, people die.

Yasmin: Isn't it funny how if you don't use a gun right, people might die, but if you do use a gun right, people should die. I enjoy irony. So, how do you handle students that act up in your classes" Do you make an example of them by using them as target practice"

Charles: Thankfully I haven't had many students act up in class, however there have been instances in which I have had to bop them on the head or have them head to the armory to clean all of the tools for the next days practice. I haven't had anyone do anything so bad as to put them out on the range, yet.

Yasmin: Well, that's awfully sweet of you. No wonder someone tied you down. You're married to Brynn Hawthorne Blackstone. How did you meet her" And how long have you been married"

Charles: Funny thing is me and Brynn met one night when I was dueling, then again later at the Inn and we just clicked from then on. Its been about 6 months now that we have been married.

Yasmin: That's awesome. The couple that does duels together stays together. Is she into guns, too'

Charles: Oh yes, I think she might even be a better shot then I am.

Yasmin: I don't know. I heard you were pretty good. You work closely with the Belarus family so I assume you have to be pretty good. What do you do for them"

Charles: I do a multitude of things for the Belarus family however from there I can't say much more.

Yasmin: Nice! Secrets! I heard you've also worked with The Avengers. What was your mission and how did it go"

Charles: I was a support member of the mission to clear out the Sewers, I worked with Brian Ravenlock's team helping stop anything that got away from them down below.

Yasmin: Oh, awesome! Man, you just know all the cool people, don't you? Can you get me an Avenger's pin" What does the Belarus family have" Special com-links" Cool high tech weaponry' You know what, I'm simple, I'll be happy with a Belarus family crest drink cozy holder. Actually, let me write out a wish list here, cuz you can probably get me some dueling swag too' Hold on soldier, let me throw up a war song. This will work, right' Here's something called "Battlefield"...

Battlefield by Jordin Sparks ends.

Yasmin

Date: 2014-06-10 13:21 EST
Talk Tuesdays featuring K"Rhenne a"Noctis airing on WHAM! 101.1 FM on June 10th at 10pm

Beautiful Soul by Jesse McCartney ends.

DJ Zazzy Yas here and I have a special over-the-phone interview today. Well, its not really over the phone cuz, well, this is just going to my headset and well, I'm not really sure how my guest is hearing me. Look, I just sit here and talk and push buttons. I don't know how this stuff works today. Let's get this thing going. I'm talking to' Who am I talking to' K"Rhenne a"Noctis" Renne Arc"err" I'm probably butchering those words. I'm gonna say K"Rhenne a"Noctis cuz it sounds fancier and I'm in a fancy mood. So, Ka-Renne, you're on a bit of a quest now, I hear. Tell me about that.

K"Rhenne: ::A hesitation:: A...quest. Yes, this one has been on one for some time. At first, it was to find...absolution. Redemption. There is a dark time in this one's past. A shadow, of a sort, that this one wished to be purged of. Lord Zor-Sithis had a hand in purifying this one. When he took K'Rhenne on, this one's desire turned elsewhere. Lord Zor-Sithis asked this one to eliminate an evil being. This one...almost failed....::His voice softens:: This one is not by nature Khajiit. This one is of a race that lacks something " Humans call it 'eternal soul', the thing that lives on after....death. This one's species does...did...not have this. If one is killed, there is nothing after. Non-Existence is the fate of all who cease to live, in K'Rhenne's kind. And...K'Rhenne fears this. K'Rhenne a'Noctis wishes this to change, wishes to have an eternal soul.

Yasmin: You seem to wear your NightRunner badge thing pretty proudly, Ka-Ren. What does NightRunner mean'

K"Rhenne: ::A slight gasp:: You have seen Veldri Niahar'dro' ::A pause. A mutter to himself:: No....it is not likely....yet the name is known.....::His tone returns to normal:: The name seems to bear more fame than this one realised. It has two meanings, in truth. It existed once, in Rhy'Din World, on an island. Veldri Niahar'dro, the first place this one landed when this one came to this universe. There, it was a militia, protecting the island. This one soon...made an error....a grave error...and saw its dismantling soon after. K'Rhenne refused to let the name die, and carried it on since then. Even after...he...::A moment of silence:: Forgive this one. To speak his name is still painful....A vampire met this one. We became Bond-Brothers, and he took the name beside Khajiit until...until he became...no longer here. More recently, this one found the name in this land Khajiit traverses now, called Tamriel. In a nation named Elsweyr, a conclave saved this one's existence...::He trails off, whispering:: This one misses them...Ahem. In repayment, this one joined a gladiator team of the name 'NightRunner', in Elsweyr city of Alabaster.

Yasmin: Oh, ok, I got ya. It's a team name, like in soccer. Awesome! Aside from that, you're a sailor, right, Ran-nay' Tell me a little about your time out at sea.

K"Rhenne: ::Chuckling: This one is not very good at it....not very good at all. Even after the Dutch-man Ship, this one is not more than a novice. This one has much still to learn, but Khajiit loves the sea. This one came to Rhy'Din upon a ship, when this one woke for the first time beyond this one's native land. This one has loved the sea ever since.

Yasmin: I like that, Kahn-Rennie. Besides your work on the seas, when you do get back to Rhydin, you work as a bartender and a cook at some local taverns. Which ones"

K"Rhenne: Ah, this one's cooking reputation has come far. ::A laugh:: This one loved such work. At many establishments, this one was employed but two, were Khajiit's longest times. One, the Less Crowded Inne, Khajiit often lent help. The other...::His tone darkens:: Is no longer here.

Yasmin: I heard you were androgynous, Kha-reen. I bet that's really convenient, being able to use both hands for sword fighting out on the open seas like that.

K"Rhenne: ::A moment of silence....then stifled laughter:: No, no...you misunderstand.....This one can use both hands, but...that is....not the word. It is the word meaning this one...::More stifled chuckling, then a breath:: It means this one is neither Male nor Female.

Yasmin: Oh. Oh! What!"! But I heard you had a spouse. How did that work in the bedroom, Kir-rinnis"

It did not. ::Simply stated, as if it's just a fact:: This one's species required more...complex means to produce New Life. Celibacy was our way. She is....gone now. This one knows not where.

Yasmin: Celibacy, huh' I try not to judge other people's politics, Caw-Wren....In my notes I have that you were born blind. So what is the name of your seeing eye dog" Oh, I'm sorry that was insensitive of me. Do you even have a dog or do you use a walking cane thing-y"

K"Rhenne: This one takes no offence. Yes, this one emerged without sight of any kind. A....::A pause:: Guide beast' No, this one does not employ a guide beast. This one is too short. ::A chuckle:: K'Rhenne wields his cane. When this one cooks, navigation bells are this one's friend.

Yasmin: Oh, I love that Car-Ernie. Using cooking timers to help out. I was told I should try that sometime, but I say I know when my food is done when I can smell the burn. I think weight lifters say that too. So what other cool tips do you have and what would you say is the biggest thing you have to overcome with your blindness"

K"Rhenne: Learning terrain. This one has had many a skinned face when learning terrain. Touch and scent are Khajiit's friends. Sound is Khajiit's brother. This one relies upon them, but when this one is in disorienting crowd, emotion-sound is good. Another way of this one's kind is emotion. All are closely known to it. All hear it, smell it, taste it, touch it. It can assist this one in detecting who to pass by closely, and who to...avoid. ::The word 'avoid' is said in such a way that means he's not above killing someone if he finds out the wrong thing about them:: Like slavers.

Yasmin: Well, Car-Bert, I have to agree. Savers are a good thing to avoid. They're like them hoarders, keeping everything. That's why I don't save anything. I don't save anything and I don't remember anything. Don't worry; we'll save this interview tonight though. I think there's a tax credit or something. Anyway, speaking of, check out this song that may help. It's a self help inspirational thing for all you savers out there, I think anyway. I can't remember.

Save Me by Shinedown begins.

Yasmin

Date: 2014-06-17 20:00 EST
Talk Tuesdays featuring Hera Fyre airing on WHAM! 101.1 FM on June 17th at 10pm

Burn It Down by Linkin Park ends.

This is DJ Zazzy Yas and I'm here burning it down with hottie Hera Fyre. I'm very excited to meet a Scath. Code name: Saura'dal. So, Sarah Dale, got any secret powers"

Hera Fyre: Secret powers" Your studio fire proof?

Yasmin: I don't kn-

::sounds of air rushing::

Yasmin: Holy f-

Hera: I'd say that one hits it, though its hardly secret.

Yasmin: Down girl, jeez, when I said we were gonna burn it down, I didn't mean literally. But that being said, that was awesome! Ok, at least now WHAM knows its studio is fireproof....Man, we must have some cool equipment. Speaking of equipment, what?s your favorite weapon"

Hera: My favorite weapon. Now that's a hard one. I like blades over all. My scimitars Alfirin and Meneluin. But I am a fan of daggers and knives as well. But I was trained not to need weapons. So though I can favor them. I can use my bare hands and feet as a weapon as well.

Yasmin: Yes! Feet! I heard Scaths know all kinds of ways to kill people with their feet, even one move using pressure points with their toes or something like that. A lot of them go barefoot a lot of the time cuz of that, right' So, what I want to know is, do all Scaths have a foot fetish"

Hera: ::laughing lightly:: Yes Priestess" of Scathach do know many different ways of killing people with their feet, and toes. And many of them go barefoot all the time. I do now and then, even in Rhydin. As far as a foot fetish goes, for some of us its part of what we love about what we do. For others it goes over that, in to the bedroom or otherwise. There is nothing quite like smothering some evil doers face with a well placed rank foot. As effective in battle as any blade or bow.

Yasmin: Besides kicking the bad guys" butts, literally and figyogurtively, what drove you to join the Scaths anyway"

Hera: Mirage and Isuelt and I go back. We all ran in similar circles. After I left home I sought out old allies and found my self at The Scathachian Sanctuary. And there were my old friends. I was welcomed in as a non-official member. One of the team though. And why did I join" I made a vow to this city and I intend to keep it.

Yasmin: Aww, that sounds all sentimental and endearing" and not at all interesting, so, moving on. I see in my notes, you have lots of other connections too. What is Evil-No-More" Is that another crime fighting group"

Hera: I have many connections I have worked with many through out Rhydin. But I have connections outside of here as well. I am part of an Alliance. One that lies beyond Rhydin. We merely call it the Alliance. It encompasses Edhel Ndor, Crendia, Sim"Tahl and Nosgoth. And its not really a fighting group and I have never heard it called Evil-No-More. But we often do band together to fight evils, both there and here in Rhydin. And sometimes for fun. Edhel Ndor threw its own Beltane Blast. It was a great event.

Yasmin: Edhel Ndor. Evil-No-More. Same thing. That's just semantics. Anyway, what about Crendia" What's your ties there"

Hera: ::soft chuckle:: Crendia is one of the realms of The Alliance. Ruled by friends, by family. It is a wild place. With woods and fields, mighty palaces of glass. My ties to it are much the same as they are to Edhel Ndor, Sim"Tahl, and Nosgoth. As a warrior, and mage. In times of war or peace. Its one huge family.

Yasmin: Ok, so what is the Sim Town Alliance" Is that like Sim City, cuz I heard of that place and would love to visit there sometime!

Hera: ::chuckling more:: Sim"Tahl you mean' Is another allied realm, more wild than any of the others. And though I know not what Sim City is. Sim"Tahl is a wondrous place to visit as are all the realms of the Alliance. If you like I can get an ally pendant for you. And anyone you think might want to visit the realms. I have given some to allies already. In fact if you wanted more info on The Alliance the best person to talk to would be Shea GreenStone-Walsh.

Yasmin: Oh! I can visit and get a cool necklace as a guest gift' That's awesome! I'm gonna make a note of that so I can grab some swag later when I stop by. Hey, I got something else here in my notes. I think my station manager wrote "Be nice. Assassin." That's pretty cool. We should have lead with that! Way better than free swag. So what was your toughest challenge getting somebody'

Hera: The toughest challenge. Facing another assassin. Even if they are trained differently from you they have the same core skills. Its like trying to sneak up on someone while crossing broken glass. Its nearly impossible. You have to out think them, out move them. When facing someone a kin to myself. I tend to reach in deep past my training as an assassin and think more like a marksman. You get them in your line of sight and fire. Bow or gun it matters not. That's another challenge the ever evolving weapons of the trade. It used to be just daggers, now its everything and anything.

Yasmin: Yeah, that's completely true. Technology has certainly come a long way, but it's good to know the basics. You know, not a lot of people know why WHAM! would hire someone as awesome as me. But even with their special fireproof equipment, they saw value in a mimic in case their songs and sounds failed. I don't have to do it very often, but as a special treat, I'm gonna do the next song myself. Let's see if anyone can notice the difference from the original. Hold on. ::clears throat::

Girl On Fire by Alicia Keys begins.

Yasmin

Date: 2014-06-23 22:45 EST
Talk Tuesdays featuring Kruger airing on WHAM! 101.1 FM on June 24th at 10pm

Moves Like Jagger by Maroon 5 ends.

He's bringing sexy back! " I think I played the wrong intro song. Oh well. I have with me here my good friend, Aristotle Kruger Allen, though most know him as simply Kruger, owner of his own forge, avid dueler, and daycare specialist.

Kruger: It's good to be back Yas, I think the last time I was on your show it was for the carnival. Or maybe it was the election' I really miss the request line, I hope this doesn't violate the restraining order you put out against me.

Yasmin: Do I have a restraining order" The station had me sign one, but I thought it was for some of my more aggressive fans. Huh, I was wondering why you didn't call anymore. I thought you just unfriended me. Oh well, lessons learned. Let's see. You have your own forge, Kruger's Exotic Weapons Armor and Leather. Don't you think that's a mouthful" If I take up a collection here at WHAM! can we get you a sign with a new fun name"

Kruger: I admit it is a bit much Yas, I did try going with Kruger's Exotic but the clientele that came in was looking for" let's just say that there is a fine line between the words Exotic and Erotic. That's a fantastic idea though! You could start a contest, name that shop!

Yasmin: Ok! That's going to be our contest for next month! Name That Forge! So what?s been your most challenging forge project to work on so far and why' But sum up because I only give people like five minutes and, friend or no friend, I got commercial space to sell here.

Kruger: This past winter I offered to teach a class. The project I worked on was no more difficult than any other I have done, but remembering that I couldn't just forge ahead was challenging enough. I had to show them as well as do the work. I suppose it would be like you getting a partner that has no idea what buttons to push, or what words they can't say' wait can I say partner on the air"

Yasmin: Well, it didn't get bleeped, so I think we're good. That's my policy. But I think once you start defining it, that may lead to some legal battles for the station. Speaking of battles, I guess you're still in that dueling thing. What's that about' Did you win that diamond tower barony yet'

Kruger: Dueling" What is that all about' I fight under the name, The Anvil, and I'm a slave to the fans I suppose Yas. You know what it's like to have all those people looking at you adoringly and screaming your name. I think it's the posing that got them. ::Starts posing so the audience can 'see":: As far as a diamond tower barony, I am currently still working towards that goal. Once I get it I'll be sure to invite you over for tea.

Yasmin: I'll have to check up to see if that restraining order goes both ways or not. But barring that, I'd love to! Ok, gossip. Who is your favorite dueler" duelist' whatever" to fight and why'

Kruger: Jeez Yas, do I have to pick just one" I like fighting them all. I suppose I should say I like to fight Claire Farron but that's because I know she's denying her interest in me. I also like to fight Harris, but I think that has to do with that other radio show" Okay so I look at myself as defending WHAM! And DJ Zazzy Yas.

Yasmin: I know I'd vote for them over us. Heck, when I'm not listening to me, I'm listening to them. I can't say who cuz I'll get in trouble by WHAM " cuz WHAM is the most awesome-est station ever and all that' But anyway, explain this awesome move you do for the duels. The Krugey Krater.

Kruger: Well, The Krugey Krater is a move where I pick up my opponent and use their momentum to swing them around through the air taking them to the mat while I don't let go. They take the jolt of impact from both our weight.

Yasmin: Sounds awesome! Tell me about other stuff you're into. Like, I heard you help out at a local daycare. What's that like" If any of the kids act up, do you use the Krugey Krater on them'

Kruger: You heard right, I do volunteer at a daycare center. It's really quite fun, I get to read to the kids and play games. I'd never use the Krugey Krater on them, they are my biggest fans" or would that be littlest fans" It doesn't matter. I think they schedule me in specifically for act up times. I've heard it said that the kids and I really understand each other.

Yasmin: It's good to find someone who you can relate to. Last question. Boxers or briefs" Which is better with a tail" Wait, I think that was Crowe's question' Oh well, you can still answer the first half.

Kruger: For the record, The Anvil wears the hybrid of those" boxer-briefs. Though I have a weak spot for them to have super heroes on them, I'm wearing Batman today' See"

::the sound of a zipper goes out over the airwaves::

Yasmin: Holy f-

Blow by Kesha begins.