Topic: Monsters, Rousts and Reclamations

Huh

Date: 2012-08-05 21:56 EST
Abigail isn't nervous, not at all. In her green sweater with the letter 'K' stitched on the front in gold thread, jean shorts and multi-layered tights, Abby's smug smile seems strangely at home. The redhead moves along, stepping in fish guts and silently patting herself on the back for remembering to wear shoes.

The big man is leaning against a lamp post, as if he had been cast in bronze there. Unconcerned by the obvious risks of the area, undeterred by its odors and undercurrent of threat, he whistles softly as he waits, one mitt wrapped around a small bouquet of lilies-of-the-valley. For as calm as Abby appears, there is genuine surprise in the smile on her face when the man comes into view. Like some lovestruck teenager just arriving to meet a much older lover, Abby hurries towards the fellow and for all intents and purposes, looks flushed.

"Oh you darling man!" She cries, her tone properly atoning. "I apologize for the delay. I hope you haven't been waiting long."

Bob pushes himself up easily. "Not at all, Abigal, I've been enjoying the ambiance. A curious place for a first date, isn't it' Not exactly the malted stand or the county fair?"

She blushes, a task helped along by borrowed blood.

"I'm not exactly a conventional kinda girl."

Brazen, Abby steps closer and mechanical eyes whir to the flowers in his hand. For a baby eating monster, he has good taste, and how strange it is that that thought springs to the forefront of an army of others.

The sound slips out of the background and asserts itself, like a leitmotif swelling on one chord to take over the symphony; rhythmic, high pitched, a squeal tapered at both ends. It swells from a single warped wheel on a covered carriage, pushed by a wraith painted in black cotton and white flesh.

Meanwhile Bob is in the act of offering the flowers, with a charmingly clumsy little half bow, when the noise reaches him...and something else. He inhales rapidly through his nose, eyes canting around like a pointer casting for the scent of a quail.

Abby's ears perk up beneath that thick nest of red hair; a pair of scents plucked from the air and committed to memory. She almost reaches for the flowers, for they have not eaten anyone, when she notes his reaction and tunes her own to something resembling concern.

"Mr. Roberts" Are you alright?"

The noise swells, and the white of the figure semaphores in and out of shadow, steadily, casually, approaching. He shakes his head, glances at the redhead, his voice tightening.

"You weren't...you weren't expecting anyone else, were you?"

Abby looks appalled. "Only a bit of moonshine, poppet."

She keeps her eyes trained on him, keeps them from straying to the white blur of the shadow-weaver.

At a dozen feet Artsblood stops the carriage, toes closed the pivoting wedge to lock one back wheel. The sounds ceases, but she approaches again, clear now, her white hair still stylishly spiked, but back to shorts and tee for the occasion. Something glints, like moonlight on dirty water, in the palm of her right hand.

The man glances from Abby to the newcomer, the scent from the carriage clearly unsettling him, and tries to bluff it out.

"Hold on there. Unless you're a friend of Miss DeKker's, I think you better not come any closer. I don't want to hurt anyone here.?"

Abby has trouble hiding the sudden rush of glee that rips through her, her smile wavering as if viewed through a heat haze. Cybernetic greens dance from the monster in Midwesterner's clothing to the sky.

"How dreadful!" She tuts, soft and amused. "How utterly dreadful.

A ruined voice drags from Arstblood, like a knotted string swallowed and then drawn out slowly.

"Dreadful, Missy Dekker" I suppose it is, but only for a short time now..."

And she turns to the man, moon eyes empty holes swallowing the reflection of light off the water, and hisses the words for all the help that naming magic might avail them.

"And greetings to you, Bauk! ," before plunging the iron corkscrew deep into the left side of his chest.

The reaction is instantaneous. The man swells upward like a blossoming cloud, meat and muscle, claws and teeth, as if Grendel bore a child upon a yeti. It is soon one and a half times its former height, massive and long armed, and it strikes at its attacker with one of those thick limbs, a blow fit to topple a streetlight. The woman is swept up and away, as if she were weightless. She rolls three times before she uncoils onto her feet again.

"Happy birthday, Missy Dekker," she hisses.

In that instant, Abby is almost fleet-footed, the birthday declaration drawing a laugh from the redhead. With a few feet between them, she springs from the ground like some sort of jack in the box, the creature's back centered firmly in her cross-hairs. At the same time Artsblood drops to her hands and knees and crawls, a horrid rapid scurry, all spider and rat, sweeping over the ground to come in from his front, under the great arms, intending to drive her corkscrew into a knee. The creature bellows its anger, but the voice that follows is not bestial but sentient, and certainly not dull.

"How dare you? You two are little more than human, and would even be toothsome were you not so old. You've brought me my dinner and started a fight you can never finish!"

Abby's laughter continues and only spikes at the beast's words, a psychologist's worst nightmare, until something else takes over, a monster dropped of its chain. The miasma of madness that surrounds her is almost palpable. Headache thick, pea soup dense. Upon drawing closer to his back, Abby disappears and reappears tumbling from the air towards him, as if she has been dropped from a cloud.

Their speed may have surprised him, because the white haired woman reaches his leg even as Abby is falling like a sword of vengeance above. Arts drives the corkscrew beneath his kneecap, twisting it, and liquids hiss and bubble within at the touch of cold iron. She twists it again before the Bauk has her by one ankle.

What goes up, must come down and Abby slams into the creature's back hard enough to wrench her left shoulder. Sideways she lands on the ground and, careful of Artsblood and her little toy, she sends a kick flying into his side.

As soon as Arts realizes she is held, she strikes for the area between his legs, claws more rapid than any cat, only to find the skin there is smooth and devoid of organs, and thick as rhino hide. She has time to mutter "Oh my," as she is lifted and swung. The Bauk laughs then, though he staggers from Abby's kick, and it is the intelligence in that laugh if anything that terrifies. This is not old Bob Roberts, but an ancient and clever and powerful enemy. Almost casually, he swings the white haired woman across his body and uses her to swipe at the redhead.

And batter f*cking up.

Abby is knocked back as soon as Arts collides with her, the blow sending her ears to ringing and her jaw to rattling. Dizzy but for a moment, she leaps to her feet before her rear can ever touch the ground and, with her fangs bared, she cuts a zigzaggy trail for the arm that holds the Toreador with her teeth gnashing and snapping.

The creature's skin may be tough, but Arts' cupped hand is as deadly as a garden trowel when driven with all the force in one skinny arm. She kicks against the grip that holds her, breaks free as Abby attacks it, and drives her palm through his skin and under a rib, spinning like a crocodile when she does so. He bellows again, pain in it, anger, surprise, and lurches toward Abby, throwing a heavy kick at her as Arts savages his side.

Like a pinwheel, Abby throws the rest of her body up and around the limb, her teeth digging in and driving deep with a series of rabid pit bull head shakes. Blood like raw sewage hits her tongue, streaked through and through with power and that, combined with each kick that lands, loosens her grip.

Artsblood croons, singsong now. "Oh yes, you are a terrible and mighty thing. I can't wait to see you die."

She drives her other hand into the hole now torn in its side, sending the corkscrew in search of an organ to skewer. Strangely enough, the Bauk pauses, looks down at Abby savaging his arm and Arts rooting in his innards, and speaks slowly, as if addressing children.

"I am a boogeyman, fools. I move from dreams to reality at will. Your dead meat is as useful against me as a prayer against a tiger."

As he says it, his arm and his side become insubstantial, and the women struggling with them fall away, only to be met with reformed arms that swap at them with the force of a swung sledge.

Abby flies through the air, the monster's words a vicious prayer in her ears. His rotten, ancient blood pours from her mouth and streaks the sides of her face, only to puddle beneath her chin when she smacks into a nearby street lamp. It's a crash hard enough to crack and splinter the wooden post.

Artsblood takes the blow across her chest, and is aware of the driftwood snap of a rib. What he said could not be true, for if it were they are helpless and she has delivered the child to him. She flings herself forward again and passes through him as if he were smoke, only to be stomped upon by a very solid foot as she lands. Almost lazy, he regains solidity where Arts had passed through him and turns to face the baby carriage.

Dazed and deathly quiet, Abby twitches. It would have killed a human, that collision, but the gingersnap hasn't been human for a very long time. Suddenly she is drawn to her hands and knees as if she's being pulled up by some invisible hand, and with her head lowered to the ground, she drags her tongue across the cobbles until not a drop of blood is left. Grimacing more than grinning, her head jerks up and around, mechanical eyes darting from Arts to Bob. It's the latter she runs for.

Artsblood is panicked now that he has turned toward the carriage. She barks taunts in attempts to turn him, charges again, his flesh falling through her hands, in hopes that the distraction will at least allow Abby to strike something solid. He is not fast, but one step follows another, barely a glance as Arts's strikes through him again, and the carriage is almost in his reach.

Abby has to speed up, and finally her arms and legs work together against the filthy ground until she's plowing through night with her pale limbs stretched straight. A blur of white and red that passes in and out of sight, a carbon copy running on two legs ahead of her. The doppelganger leaps into the air and aims for him while the genuine copy waits for the moment when he turns solid again to strike.

It is a clever ploy, and it works for a fraction of a second; the doppelganger moves through and for a moment Abby has meat beneath her hands, but then that too softens and parts and dances like ashes above a fire. The creature steps again, the carriage beneath it, and reaches out a taloned hand towards the blanket there, scornfully oblivious to the women behind it.

Huh

Date: 2012-08-05 22:05 EST
A sound rises from the carriage; a single syllable, "Na-a-a-a-a-a-a" rising in pitch but more of a song than a scream. As the note lifts, the parts of the Bauk that were insubstantial become solid, and it hovers there over Susie's carriage as if in shock.

Artsblood draws a hissed breath, not believing, but she manages to speak still.

"Find a tool or a piece of cable, Missy Dekker. We must take its head; the girl cannot hold that note for long!"

Abby shakes a lot of things from her head and snatches up the reigns dropped by her own confused beast. To her feet she bounces, pain nothing more than tomorrow's bad news, and hurries for a pile of trash left behind by s long departed ship. A small anchor is pulled from the rubbish, tossed once and caught, and she rushes to Artsblood.

"N-a-a-a-a-a..." The song goes on without a breath, and the nightmare creature is caught in it, swaying slightly.

Seeing Abby come, she leaps reckless onto the thing's back, drives her corkscrew in again, splitting the discs of the spine with its iron tip and winding ganglia upon it like spaghetti, her little voice panicked.

"Hurry missy dear, his head, it must come off!"

It isn't going to come off with the anchor. Abby looks around quickly until she spies what appears to be the rusted, barnacle eaten piece of an old boat's propeller. She grabs it up, flicks her thumb across the edge to check the sharpness and scrambles back to the fray. A leap sends her airborne and the blade is flung high over her head; leveled over the expanse of abomination that would have been a neck on anything else. The momentum of her tumble is focused on the dull, rusted hunk of metal in her hands. As the blade falls, Artsblood wrenches the head back, prying open the wedge she had forced into the spine.

"Na-a-a...a...a....."

As the monotone song ends, four things happen simultaneously; Abby's makeshift axe cleaves through, the freed creature clutches at Artsblood's knee in a final effort, crushing bone and driving the splinters of it through her flesh, the Bauk returns to human form and topples, headless, into the filth of the docks, and the warbling whistles of the Watch shock the night from somewhere far too near, and approaching.

With the sirens growing louder, Abby smacks the ground and happily revels in the bed of carnage for as long as she can; before the squeals of tires and the squalls of misplaced justice reach her ears. Her eyes shoot open and fall upon Artsblood and her wounded knee.

"We have to get out of here," growls the Briton.

Rolling onto all fours, jumping to her knees, Abby's path is cut and her thoughts are tossed to the little trump card hidden in the baby carriage. The patrol cars, their wheels wobbling against uneven ground, suddenly flank every side of the trio, rotating lights painting the docks with a purplish glow. Out of the vehicles pour a dozen or so officers of every sort of species, the largest one a fairy tale beast with the head of a saber-toothed tiger.

The mantid woman in the meantime pushes herself up with one leg, and topples again immediately. The whistles are closer, and shouts can be heard.

"Take her, Abigail Dekker, take her to the Hornes. I think I might fare better in captivity than you, and it will be days before I can run." Almost as an afterthought, but with unlikely warmth. "And thank you, missy dear, I would have failed without you."

Abby jumps to her feet, her entire body a mess of bruises and slow healing wounds.

"I'll send help for you, my friend," Abby blurts to the woman. "I promise you that."

The carriage is relieved of its oddly silent little burden and redhead and babe dart between the hoods of two patrol cars. Artsblood sits up, leg useless, corkscrew abandoned near the severed head, and grits her teeth as the pain settles in for a good long chat. The large tiger creature, shoe-horned into what may have been the largest uniform they had, leads his crew closer to the pale creature, their weapons drawn and aimed at her.

"Alright ma'am, we don't want any trouble. Come along all quiet like, if you don't mind."

He nods to the body of one Bob Robertson, family man, and a ferret faced rookie departs from the ring to call in the corpse. She smiles up at them.

"Thank gods you've come. You saved me! My boyfriend and I were just walking when they attacked us. Pirates, or monsters. They killed him and would have done worse to me. You see how they've ruined my leg?"

Radio static crackles from the radio hanging from the anthropomorphic cat's chest and he tilts his massive head, mutters something into it and glares back at Artsblood. After a second or so, he opens his massive muzzle and lest out a roar. The ferret faced man waits for the sound to die down before rejoining the group, his gun raised.

"Nice try, but there are quite a few witnesses that saw you and an unidentified cohort slice that poor fellow's head off."

She holds her thin wrists out for the cuffs.

"Witnesses lie, my friends, or recant their stories. This is RhyDin after all..." (Adapted from live play with the most awesome Artsblood.)

Artsblood

Date: 2012-08-05 23:22 EST
The sound is rhythmic, repetitive, a blend of the hiss of steel on a whetstone and the hot whine of August cicadas. In the darkened corner of a Spartan cell'sink and toilet, a thin mattress on a wooden plank?the pale woman crouches, limbs all tangled angles like a spider touched with a match, and strokes a length of something yellow-white against the abrasion of a scrap of sandstone.

At intervals she holds it up to examine it, tests its edge and point on the pad of her thumb. When these meet her expectations, she tears a strip from the turned hem of her black Triumph Bonneville tee and wraps a tight handle on its nether end.

Satisfied finally, she slips it through one of the belt loops on her cotton shorts, twists it once to secure it there. The weapon, a marriage of filet knife and icepick, was formed from a long splinter of her own shinbone, worried free of the mushed meat where the Bauk, in its final frenzy, had gripped her leg and crushed both flesh and bone.

The wound is healed now, though the repaired skin is still a slick and angry pink above the knitted and regenerated bone. No metal detector will find this shank (the name ironically accurate) until it has had the chance to pay back her humiliation in full.

Ready now, she marks the time by the shadows of the bars on her window, crouches with ill-concealed impatience, waiting to see if the Horne brides summon enough courage to repay her sacrifice with rescue.

They will, she believes, and when they do other debts incurred during her period of incarceration will come suddenly and painfully due.

Audrey Horne

Date: 2012-08-21 15:52 EST
With a rumble of tires on gravel, Edith drifts to a stop at one of RhyDin's Watch stations. As the big engine pings and pops its way toward cool, Magenta adjusts her nurse costume, inspecting the amount of cleavage and the length of tapered thigh revealed. A final examination of her lipstick and she turns to her bride, swallows once, speaks.

"This part should be quick, lovergirl. When I get out I'll put on the Scath drag in the back seat and the show can begin..."

Audrey nods her head, her bobbed hair pulled into a ponytail beneath her dapper policeman's hat. Leaning towards the blonde, she plants a kiss on her cheek for good luck, her fingers wrapping around the steering wheel in a stranglehold that betrays a mix of nervous jitters and anticipation.

"I'll hold down the fort until you get back," she whispers. "Be careful, Blondish and if you have to, run."

The blonde's fake identification is pretty good, and probably enhanced by the mild narcotic contained in her perfume. More significant, still, is perhaps the fact that whenever she displays it she spreads the papers beneath the expanse of her bosom, and inspecting eyes tend to stop there on their journey. So it is without incident that she manages to get close to Arts' cell, deliver the medication and the prescription, stressing the urgency of its immediate use. She tries not to run on the way out, and manages to hold her steps to a casual rhythm, only to collapse into the Caddy's back seat, breath rapid, and twists herself out of one revealing costume into another, the uniform of the Scathachians.

"I think it worked, sugardoll, she should be in Happy Town by the time we get there."

Audrey is standing outside of the Caddy, her leg bent and the foot of a high brown resting on a bumper's chrome surface. As Magenta gets dressed, the little brunette casts a few looks over her shoulder, never one to turn down a good show.

"That was quick." But there's no joy in her tone, only dread. Nothing should be so easy.

Magenta steps out of the car in warrior woman finery, only to realize that she's left one white stocking on. She mutters a curse as she rolls it off and then stands next to Audrey, examining the other's Watch uniform. She sighs, nods once.

"That was the easy part, loverdoll. You do the talking from here on unless I have to, 'kay' I'm not eager to get into a conversation with any of these guys..".

"That's my job, Miss Horne," mumbles the brunette. "I'm an officer of the law, after all."

She eyes the other woman's costume, approval snapping behind her gaze. She feels strange wearing the uniform, horrible; as if she's betraying an old friend. It's a feeling best left for later and with her baton in hand, Audrey leads a strangely casual march to the building, as if she's done this a thousand times before. When they approach the entrance, she simply leads the blonde through the door.

Magenta does her best to put on the arch, superior, distant attitude of the Scathachians, head high and nod deigning to look either to the left or the right (though her senses scream at her to check the periphery for threats). Inside, she pauses long enough for Audrey to take the lead, and follows the little Watchwoman as they weave the maze of halls toward the cellblock and their quarry.

The secretary that had been eyeing the duo is old hat at her job and the couple rubs her the wrong way. She doesn't stop them from going further but she does turn to the artificial warmth of the computer screen as soon as they're gone. Some of the uniformed folks they pass regard them curiously, others with indifference, and a few bow their heads to listen to the static discharge coming from their radios. The other inmates, however, seem far happier to see them, catcalls and things that might have made a sailor blush thrown their way. Audrey keeps her gaze ahead, makes a calm show of dragging her baton across a few of the bars, and pauses in front of Artsblood's cell. A look is cast to Magenta, her tight lipped expression hiding a blooming frown.

Inside the cell there is only a cuddle of angles in the corner, as if an armful of kindling were tossed there. There is little movement from the creature there, just the occasional languid shuffling of limbs. Magenta studies the shape in the cell and whispers to Audrey.

"It looks like it worked. We need to get a key from somewhere?"

Audrey's eyes stay on Artsblood, but they are cold and void of emotion. That kind of thing takes a lot of will-power. She reaches her hand into her pocket and removes one single key, the how of the brunette's possession of it a thing of mystery. With the cool metal chilling out an outline in her palm, she leans back and finds all of the guards either outright staring or leveling shifty looks their way. A voice peeps from her radio, nearly lost in a buzz of electronic snow. She turns to inform the boys in blue of a different sort of crime.

"Guys" There's a Code 7 on Maple and Green Wyvern."

When they don't move, she flashes her badge to them and winks.

"First day on the job, just doing what I'm told. We can't leave Wicker Lady here alone...hince the muscle."

She's so calm about it, her soft voice filled with authority. A few of the officers chuckle and the ones who see no humor in her words follow the others out. When the last of them are gone, she passes the key to Magenta. The blonde decides that stoic is her best bet, amazed at the success of Audrey's ploy and uncertain how long they have before the subterfuge is discovered. She turns the key in the lock and slides the door open, the lubricated pivots barely sighing as it swings open.

As the door opens, the huddled bundle in the corner stands, graceful and poised, and Artsblood's little voice ripples out, almost bemused.

"Ah, the missies Horne, you've come for me after all!?

Audrey Horne

Date: 2012-08-21 15:56 EST
Audrey is suddenly aware of the stares of the other inmates. It's as if Arts' voice has rendered them speechless. She joins them and watches Arts, her eyes the only thing giving up her confusion, the tremble of her bottom lip outing her relief. She casts a sidelong glance to Magenta, a question dying on the tip of her tongue. As the rapier thin woman approaches them, Magenta's eyes go wide, her voice stutters.

"You, you should be half asleep by now...they gave you the medicine, didn't they?"

Artsblood smiles her snake smile and lets a hand trail over Magenta's shoulder as she passes her and steps into freedom beside Audrey.

"Oh please, missy dear, do you think I've been foolish enough to let you hold that weapon over me all these years" Where there are drugs, there are counter drafts. I anticipated your concern. But surely I cannot allow myself to be taken out of here all helpless.."

And here she slips a sharpened length of bone from her waistband, its handle wrapped in tee shirt before continuing.

"No dearies, Artsie doesn't plan to leave without getting back at those who put her here."

Audrey balks. "If you do that, it screws all of us."

If the bone concerns her- and surely it does- she doesn't show it.

"You can get them back by escaping, Arts. Think about it. Knowing that they had you and that you escaped with two people in costume" That'll chafe."

She doesn't step away from Artsblood, merely moves closer, and looks up to Magenta from beneath the snubnosed black brim of her hat, her expression suddenly pleading. Magenta shakes her head in the negative; she is without ideas, still stunned that her precious drug has been so easily circumvented. Fingertip to her mouth, Artsblood turns from Horne to Horne.

"Oh, I see, well I wouldn't want you to get into any trouble on my account. Perhaps if we create a distraction?"

Moving quickly, she steps from one cell to another, pulling the doors from them as easy as a child opens a cardboard box. As the freed inmates mill briefly in indecision, she turns her great eyes on them and hisses softly.

"There is only one way out, away from me. If I see any of you again you'll dearly wish I'd left your bars in place.."

Audrey watches as a majority of the inmates scatter, the color draining from her face. It's not exactly what she was gunning for, but it will have to do. They'll chat before they're captured again, a few of those criminals; spread stories of that strange night on Cellblock D. A good chunk of them file out of the door, as listless as sleepwalkers, and Audrey cants her head to one side.

"Okay then. We have about three minutes until all hell breaks loose."

Two and a half, really.

Gunfire fills the air on the other side of the door, anarchy blooming, but lo there is a light at the other end of the hallway. With a curse, Magenta takes Arts" hand and leads her down the open hall, leaving Audrey to bring up the rear; to provide what lies might be needed to protect them from behind. And for Artsblood's part, the Tor allows herself to be lead, with a wry smile on her thin lips. She does not, however, resheath the bone weapon; it is swung casually in her free hand, and she purrs.

"Perhaps you two should chase the inmates out and make your escape. I assure you I'm capable of getting out from here. All I wished for, really, was the proof of your gratefulness, of your affection if you would...."

Nerves cause the brunette to snap. "Leave the officers alone, okay' Don't kill anyone unless you have to."

She has a soft spot for coppers, deep down. Her heart feels heavier with each step to the door. It's not regret that slows her stroll, but something else entirely. As the sounds of the riot surround them, Audrey pauses.

"If we go out there, we're done for. They're done for."

Because she knows how capable Artsblood is of escape.

In answer Magenta increases her pace, knowing that at any moment Arts could pull away, could stop still and pull her shoulder out of its socket without effort. But she does not, and the end of the hallway approaches. As they cover the final yards, however, an adjacent door opens and a huge tiger-morph in Watch costume steps into the hall in front of them, his yellow eyes immediately upon Artsblood. He blurts out "halt!" and raises a whistle to his lips.

The little brunette flinches at the whistle and quickly fumbles her badge from her top, a case of nerves that could surely be blamed on the mayhem in the other room.

"We were given orders to lead this inmate to another cellblock, my companion and I.."

She nods her head to Magenta in Scath's clothing, the hat casting just enough shadow to hide her eyes.

"So if you would please let us do our jobs, that would just be excellent. If not, and my friend here is hurt, then you can deal with the aftermath."

But the catman recognizes the prisoner, realizes that she is neither in custody nor in chains. The Tor recognizes him, as well, and while Audrey's explanation is enough to slow the rise of that whistle to his fanged mouth, it does not halt the flicker of her skinny wrist, or the penetration of bone blade from nostril to brain.

She slips it out as she falls; bone is brittle after all, and does not take to bending well. She wipes it on her shorts and steps ahead of the brides toward the door at the end of the hallway, whispering a simpered "oopsie" over her shoulder.

Audrey doesn't have time to do anything but nearly climb Magenta as the opposite doors burst open, a passel of very peeved Watch officers pushing prisoners haphazardly into cells while behind them medical staff tend to the wounded. A few start for them, hands and paws reaching for guns. Audrey finds her footing, grips Magenta's hand and shuffles for the door, her heart beating a mile a minute in her chest. Arts can deal with it now. Guilt can come later.

The blonde looks helplessly back at the Tor, who in turn answers with a smile and turns her attention toward the growing disturbance behind her. Snapping out of it, Magenta squeezes Audrey's hand and rushes forward, shouting at the top of her lungs.

"This is a Scathachian emergency! We are in pursuit of an artifact of the most desperate importance. Do nothing to impede me and my Watch escort!"

Screw it. If Audrey makes it out of this godforsaken place without a bullet wound, she'll thank her lucky stars. By the time they reach the door, there are tears in her eyes and she mouths a silent prayer for Artsblood and, oddly, the approaching officers.

A dragonfly's wings beat slowly in comparison to Artsblood's dance as she weaves through Watch and prisoners, wounded and medics, on a pirouette course that leads the pale woman toward the entrance opposite that pursued by the Hornes. When it is over, no one will know whom she had wounded, whom she had killed; they are lost in the ruins left by the earlier aborted escape, and in the rumors of monsters and Scathachians, and an unknown Watch heroine who stemmed the mayhem before disappearing into the night.

Audrey doesn't breathe until they reach Edith. The car may have metal for brains, but the fact that she meets them mere feet from the back door is a credit to her intelligence. She is silent and she stares up at Magenta, the fingers of her free hand working belt end from buckle. Sliding into the driver's seat, Magenta slaps her palms on the steering wheel, though not so hard as to hurt dear Edith, and turns to Audrey big eyes.

"She played us, lovergirl. This whole thing, the drugs, the weapon. She could have escaped at any time, but she wanted us to get her...she wanted to know that we forgave her. I'm sorry, ladylove, I should have known. I mean, if anybody ought to be able to read that spooky bitch, it oughta be me."

The little brunette keeps her eyes on the dark up ahead, unshaken when pedals are pushed by phantom feet. Edith knows where she's going. That calm cop act fades away in an instant and uncovers an emotional storm brewing.

"She saved Susie..so..so..we owed her a good turn."

When they're out of gunshot distance, the Caddy stalls behind a grove of city grown trees and Audrey hangs her head and sobs. Magenta wraps her bride in her arms, cuddling her against the softer portions revealed by the Scath costume. She says nothing, just holds her, while Edith dials in some lazy jazz on her antique radio.

"I don't care, Mags," mutters the girl. "I don't care that she did what she did. It doesn't surprise me. We fell for it and we're stupid for doing that. I just..I just feel wrong, okay?"

She grips her wife's forearm, upset and perhaps just a bit spooked. With tears painting the skin of her cheek, Audrey turns her eyes to the windshield and to the world slowly crawling by them, the jazz music providing a strange soundtrack.

Not concerned in the least that Edith is driving herself, Magenta perhaps feels that the grand old car knows better than either bride where they had best go now. Her hands on Audrey unconsciously follow the rhythms of the jazz, and she speaks in distant saxophone tones.

"If it helps at all, lovergirl, she would have hurt as many or more if she freed herself. She didn't have to pass through quite that sort of a crowd thanks to everything that happened."

Edith is only a car, sentient or no. Whatever pilots her equates upset humans with copious amounts of liquor, and that is where the vehicle goes. Audrey is still pumped full of adrenaline and she's grateful for the words, for the touch.

"You're right, I guess."

If she remembers it, plays it over in her head, then maybe she'll believe it.

Magenta's reply is soft. "And we did forgive her, didn't we" That's what this was all about I think. How very strange that it meant so much to her, isn't it??

And, Edith rolls to a silent stop, dust settling over her from the cloud she's raised in braking, in front of the Red Dragon Inn.