Topic: Funny Quotes and More - Open to All!

Arthour

Date: 2013-05-11 18:35 EST
Funny Quotes, and other sorts of stuff. OOC and open to all!

This little thread is for..Well, actually it's basically another OOC thread I suppose. But really, it's for things that might be considered 'clutter' in the main OOC thread, odd scraps of songs, quotes, and the like. what ever really. You can post it ICly or OOCly, it doesn't matter! :) If I can ever be aske to think of some more 'Guidelines' for using this thread/topic, whatever you wish to call it, I shall! Now, have fun!

Oh, and HK?

Picard: "What we leave behind is as important as how we've lived. After all, Number One, we're only mortal." Riker: "Speak for yourself, sir. I plan to live forever." -Star Trek: Generations

You don't get Picard in ether.

H.K.

Date: 2013-05-11 20:09 EST
Pfft...Picard"!

Kirk, making the Vulcan salute: How many fingers do I have up" Dr. McCoy: That's not very damn funny. -Star Trek III: The Search for Spock

Arthour

Date: 2013-05-12 08:45 EST
Picard.

Captain Jean-Luc Picard: "Duty. A starship captain's life is filled with solemn duty. I have commanded men in battle. I have negotiated peace treaties between implacable enemies. I have represented the Federation in first contact with twenty-seven alien species. But none of this compares with my solemn duty today....as best man. Now, I know, on an occasion such as this, it is expected that I be gracious and fulsome in my praise on the wonders of this blessed union, but have the two of you considered what you were doing to me" Of course you're happy, but what about *my* needs" This is all a damned inconvenience. While you're happily settling in on the Titan, I will be training my new first officer. You all know him. He's a tyrannical martinet who will never, *ever*, allow me to go on away missions."

Data: "That is the regulation, sir. Starfleet code section 12, paragraph 4..."

Captain Jean-Luc Picard: "Mr. Data..."

Data: "Sir?"

Captain Jean-Luc Picard: "Shut up."

Data: "Yes, sir."

Captain Jean-Luc Picard: "15 years I've been waiting to say that. "

H.K.

Date: 2013-05-12 14:18 EST
Oh I do understand your angst Art. I am content though, because I have this.

All I have to worry about are the Klingons, the Dominion, and the Maquis. I feel like I'm on vacation. -Benjamin Sisko, Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, ?Accession'

:razz:

Arthour

Date: 2013-05-12 14:24 EST
Admiral Janeway: "The Son'a, the Borg, the Romulans - you seem to get all the easy assignments."

Captain Jean-Luc Picard: "Just lucky, Admiral."

Admiral Janeway: "Let's hope that luck holds. Janeway out."

:P

H.K.

Date: 2013-05-12 14:28 EST
You waste your time Art...I have a plan!

Jem'Hadar (enemy): Put down your weapons!

Garak: I have them! I have them. By all means, commander, do as they say. (he takes his friends as prisoners...)

Bashir: Garak....(incredulous that his friend turns on them)

Garak: You heard me, doctor. I'm glad to see the plan is going as scheduled.

Jem'Hadar: What plan is that"

Garak: You mean no-one told you? You see, I pretend to be their friend and then I shoot you. (Garak zaps two Jem'Hadar)

Sisko: Well done, Garak.

Garak: Well, it's just something I read once in a book.

Arthour

Date: 2013-05-12 14:34 EST
Really' I have one question for you good sir....Do you have a drink"

Commander William T. Riker: Just when I thought this couldn't get any worse. Worf: We are being hailed. Captain Jean-Luc Picard: On screen. Commander Donatra: Captain Picard. Commander Donatra of the Warbird Valdore. Might we be of assistance" Captain Jean-Luc Picard: Assistance? Commander Donatra: The Empire considers this a matter of internal security. We regret you've become involved. Captain Jean-Luc Picard: Commander, when this is over, I owe you a drink. Commander Donatra: Romulan ale, Captain. Let's get to work. Captain Jean-Luc Picard: You heard the lady. Let's go to work!

H.K.

Date: 2013-05-12 14:40 EST
Drink? No I don't have a drink...I have a Q.

Q: Picard, if you had half the sense you pretend to have, you would get her off your ship immediately. And if you'd like, I'd be more than pleased to expedite her departure.

Capt. Picard: You know him'

Guinan: We have had some dealings.

Q: Those dealings were two centuries ago. This creature is not what she appears to be. She's an Imp, and where she goes, trouble always follows.

Capt. Picard: You're speaking of yourself, Q, not Guinan.

Arthour

Date: 2013-05-12 14:42 EST
You are not the only one ;)

Capt. Picard: We are what we are, and we're doing the best we can. It is not for you to set the standards by which we should be judged! Q: Oh, but it is, and we have. Time may be eternal, Captain, but our patience is not. It's time to put an end to your trek through the stars, make room for other more worthy species. Capt. Picard: You're going to deny us travel through space? Q: No! You obtuse piece of flotsam! You're to be denied *existence*. Humanity's fate has been sealed. You will be destroyed.

H.K.

Date: 2013-05-12 15:00 EST
Mmm...and now I am having flashbacks.

Capt. Picard: This is Captain Jean-Luc Picard of the US....

The Borg: We have analyzed your defensive capabilities as being unable to withstand us. If you defend yourselves, you will be punished.



I blame you Art...I blame you!

Arthour

Date: 2013-05-12 15:07 EST
Quite simply...

Captain Jean-Luc Picard: Reports of my assimilation have been greatly exaggerated.

Serine Delin

Date: 2013-05-12 19:43 EST
I can't help but get in on this a little.

Q: "I'm no longer a member of the Continuum. My superiors have decided to punish me!" Picard: "And punish us as well, it would seem."

Eregor

Date: 2013-05-13 00:57 EST
I'll see your four Captains and raise you eleven Doctors.

One: "Have you ever thought what it's like to be wanderers in the fourth dimension' Have you? To be exiles" Susan and I are cut off from our own planet - without friends or protection. But one day we shall get back. Yes, one day..."

Two: "There are some corners of the universe which have bred the most terrible things. Things that act against everything we believe in. They must be fought."

Three: "Courage isn't just a matter of not being afraid. It's being afraid and doing what you have to do anyway."

Four: "The very powerful and the very stupid have one thing in common. They don't alter their views to fit the facts; they alter the facts to fit their views. Which can be uncomfortable if you happen to be one of the facts that needs altering."

Five: "For some people, small, beautiful events is what life is all about!"

Six: "Rest is for the weary, sleep is for the dead. I feel like a hungry man eager for the feast!"

Seven: "There are worlds out there where the sky is burning, and the sea's asleep, and the rivers dream; people made of smoke and cities made of song. Somewhere there's danger, somewhere there's injustice, somewhere else the tea's getting cold. Come on, Ace. We've got work to do."

Eight: "I am the man that gives monsters nightmares. The Daleks call me the Bringer of Darkness. I am the Eighth Man Bound. I am the Champion of Life and Time. I'm the guy with two hearts. I make History better. I am the Doctor."

Nine: "I can feel it. The turn of the Earth. The ground beneath our feet is spinning at 1,000 miles an hour, and the entire planet is hurtling around the Sun at 67,000 miles an hour and I can feel it. We're falling through space, you and me, clinging to the skin of this tiny little world, and if we let go....That's who I am."

Ten: "Don't play games with me. You just killed someone I liked, that is not a safe place to stand. I'm the Doctor and you're in the biggest library in the Universe. Look me up."

Eleven: "Now the question of the hour is, who's got the Pandorica" Answer " I do. Next question, who's coming to take it from me? (beat) Come on! Look at me: no plan, no backup, no weapons worth a damn. Oh, and something else I haven't got: Any, thing, to, lose! So if you're sitting up there in your silly little spaceship, with all your silly little guns, and you've got any plans on taking the Pandorica tonight, just remember who's standing in your way. Remember every black day I ever stopped you. And then, and then, do the smart thing. Let somebody else try first."

Serine Delin

Date: 2013-05-13 12:13 EST
Let's not forget "Rule of Acquisition number 109: Dignity and an empty sack is worth the sack."

Arthour

Date: 2013-05-13 16:04 EST
Captain Jean-Luc Picard: Data? Lt. Commander Data: At your service, Captain.

Because Data is full of awesomeness.

I'd also like to add! I'm quite pleased to see so many others joining in! Even if it is just two....:D

Fiona ONeill

Date: 2013-05-13 17:01 EST
I'd also like to add! I'm quite pleased to see so many others joining in! Include one more to your count, Art.

For the Star Trek fans... What I believe to be the sweetest Ferengi Rule of Acquisition... #57 Good customers are as rare as latinum. Treasure them. "Deep Space Nine", Season 2, Episode 13: Armageddon Game http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rules_of_Acquisition

And for Dr. Who fans" Young Amy: I'm not scared! The Doctor: Course you're not, you're not scared of anything! Box falls out of the sky, man falls out of a box, man eats fish custard! And look at you....just sitting there. So you know what I think" Young Amy: What" The Doctor: Must be a hell of a scary crack in your wall. "Dr. Who", Season 5, Episode 1: The Eleventh Hour http://www.youtube.com/watch"v=93F0x_oWRjA

Ammy Spiritor

Date: 2013-05-13 20:22 EST
I'll try giving the doctor a quote, I believe from the 11th doctor, right about the same scene Fiona Oneill describes. I may be paraphrasing of course:

The Doctor: "How about bread and butter" Who wouldn't like bread and butter?"

As the Doctor liberally spreads butter over a slice of bread as he speaks to young Amy. He proceeds to take a large bite.

Pan shot to the exterior of the house and the front door. Buttered bread and plate the bread was on are hurtled into the night.

The Doctor: "Out, out! Stay out and never come back!" he would shout with a look of pure disgust on his face.

H.K.

Date: 2013-05-13 21:05 EST
Doctor Who Quotes?...Humm Doctor Who Doctor...got it

I woke up in a Soho doorway The policeman knew my name He said, "You can go sleep at home tonight If you can get up and walk away" I staggered back to the underground The breeze blew back my hair I remembered throwing punches around And preachin' from my chair

Who are you Who who who who Who are you Who who who who

I am afraid that The Doctor is not the Who I think of when I hear the word Who...I think of The Who...and the song Who Are You. Now I have talked myself in circles and can't concentrate. I will be no good to anyone now. Pack up my starship I am going home!

Mechanist Heart

Date: 2013-05-14 08:45 EST
"If we don't get more power to the warp drive we're all going to have to get out and push!" — Paris

(And back to the quote war!) :razz:

Mechanist Heart

Date: 2013-05-14 08:48 EST
The Doctor: Think you've seen it all? Think again. Outside those doors, we might see anything. We could find new worlds, terrifying monsters, impossible things. And if you come with me....nothing will ever be the same again!

Series 2 Trailer

Ammy Spiritor

Date: 2013-05-14 10:23 EST
To quote the 2009 Star Trek Movie:

Mr. Chekolv: "I don't understand vhy she won't jump to warp speed?"

Captain Pike: "Is the parking break still on?"

Arthour

Date: 2013-05-14 15:44 EST
Haha! Love that scene! :)

And since we're doing modern Star trek, allow me to drop you this line, a classic that we all know....



Nero: What's he doing?

Spock's Ship's Computer: Ambassador Spock, you are on a collision course.

Nero: FIRE EVERYTHING!



And, again;

I'm loving the replies that have come in :D, please remember that anyone, anyone can post here. Member of BC or not, feel free to drop a quote on in!

Ebon Ilnaren

Date: 2013-05-14 21:15 EST
Throwing another show into the mix....here are a few from Farscape and the amazing duo of Chrichton and D'Argo:

D'Argo: Fear accompanies the possibility of death. Calm shepherds its certainty. Crichton: I love hanging with you, man.

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D'Argo: The bad news is that you are married and you must endure as a statue for eighty cycles in a strange world. Crichton: What's the good news" D'Argo: Chiana and I are having fantastic sex.

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Crichton: You been lyin' to your daddy, boy, and you know you shouldn't lie to your daddy! It's gonna stop! Who's your daddy' C"mon, you know who your daddy is. Who's your daddy' D"Argo, tell him who his daddy is. D'Argo: I'm your daddy. Crichton: That's right!

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Crichton: What the hell's going on up there" D'argo: We couldn't override their override of our override.

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Braca: You're the reinforcements? Crichton: No we're the band. Looks like Kiss was the opening act. D'Argo: Frell, I'm in the wrong band.

Wanda

Date: 2013-05-14 21:45 EST
Babylon 5

Susan Ivanova: I know, I know. It's a Russian thing. When we're about to do something stupid, we like to catalog the full extent of our stupidity for future reference.

Susan Ivanova: It's just that I've always had trouble waking up when it is dark outside. Commander Jeffrey David Sinclair: Commander, we're on a space station. It is always dark outside. Susan Ivanova: I know....I know....

Captain Susan Ivanova: Good luck, captain. I think you're about to go where....everyone has gone before.

Cmdr. Susan Ivanova: You got a plan" Capt. John Sheridan: Let's try not to get killed. Cmdr. Susan Ivanova: Brilliant.

Cmdr. Susan Ivanova: Peekaboo" Michael Garabaldi: Would you have guessed it'

Malcolm Biggs: I can't believe you did this to me, Susan. What kind of a human are you to side with - Malcolm Biggs: *them* " Lt. Cmdr. Susan Ivanova: I find many of these people to be more human than you and your kind. But I don't suppose you'd understand that. Malcolm Biggs: I don't know you anymore. Lt. Cmdr. Susan Ivanova: I never knew you.

Michael Garibaldi: No boom" Commander Jeffrey David Sinclair: No Boom. Susan Ivanova: No boom today. Boom tomorrow. There's always a boom tomorrow. What' Look, somebody's got to have some damn perspective around here! Boom. Sooner or later. BOOM!

Michael Garibaldi: You know, I've been stuck in this tin can for three years. I haven't taken a vacation. Okay, okay, it's my fault, I had the leave coming, I just didn't take it. And the pay sucks, I knew that when I signed on! And nobody said I'd survive the job! Now, I give you all that. But where in my contract does it say I have to eat the same food....every day....for three years. Capt. John Sheridan: Paragraph 47, subsection 19, clause 9A. You can find it in the index under S.U.A.E.I. Michael Garibaldi: S.U.A.E.I.? Capt. John Sheridan, Cmdr. Susan Ivanova: Shut Up And Eat It.

H.K.

Date: 2013-05-14 21:57 EST
Hmmm....

AERYN SUN: L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S. S. D'argo, you should pay attention to this.

GENERAL KA D'ARGO: Chiana has already told me a few words. Yes. No. Bite me. That's all I need to know.

AERYN SUN: This girl is slow.

AERYN SUN: Again with The Cookie Monster.

Farscape....so good.

Ebon Ilnaren

Date: 2013-05-14 23:11 EST
Since B5 has been opened up...

Kosh: They are alone. They are a dying race. We should let them pass. Sinclair: Who — the Narn or the Centauri" Kosh: Yes.

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Kosh: Understanding is a three-edged sword.

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Kosh: Ah, you seek meaning. Then listen to the music, not the song.

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Kosh: A stroke of the brush does not guarantee art from the bristles.

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Kosh: The avalanche has already started. It is too late for the pebbles to vote.

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Sheridan: Why are you here" Kosh: We were never away. For the first time your mind is quiet enough to hear me. Sheridan: Why am I here" Kosh: You have always been here.

Kosh: You have always been here.

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Sheridan: I'm not quite sure I understand what we're doing down here. Kosh: Good....What is this place" Sheridan: It's pretty much the worst part of Downbelow. If Garibaldi knew we were down here alone, he'd go right up the flue. Kosh: There. Sheridan: What, you want me to go inside, is that it' Why' What's inside there" Kosh: One moment of perfect beauty. Sheridan: I had no idea. No idea at all! Kosh: Yes. Sheridan: Thank you. Ivanova: Another lesson' What this time" Sheridan: Beauty. In the dark. Ivanova: Must be working. You're beginning to talk just like a Vorlon.

Ammy Spiritor

Date: 2013-05-15 00:12 EST
For the hell of it.

Firefly series, particularly the movie, Serenity:

Captain Mel: "Was that a heat deflector that went by the view port?"

Walsh: "Yup." Captain Mel proceeds to head back for the crew galley on the Serenity. Walsh looks over his shoulder at Mel.

Walsh: "Uhm, captain you may want to tell everyone to hold on tight. It's gonna be a rough landing."

Captain Mel: "How rough a landing?"

Walsh: "Uh . . . Oh god, oh god, we're all gonna die?"

Serine Delin

Date: 2013-05-15 00:39 EST
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: "Do you want to run this ship?" Jayne Cobb: "Yes!" Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: "Well....you can't."

Or...

Jayne Cobb: "Can't get paid if you crawl away like a bitty little bug neither. I got a share of this job. Ten percent of nothin' is, let me do the math here....nothin'....and a nothin'....carry the nothin'..."

H.K.

Date: 2013-05-15 00:49 EST
Right...Firefly it is.

Mal: We're not gonna die. We can't die, Bendis. You know why' Because we are so very pretty. We are just too pretty for God to let us die.

Now we must go in yet another direction. Stargate anyone"

Teal'c: Are you considering the same tactic as I" O'Neill: Teal'c, the clich' is, "Are you thinking what I'm thinking?" And the answer's yes.

Ammy Spiritor

Date: 2013-05-15 00:53 EST
Hehe. Stargate it is. I want to say it is either the first movie or one of the episode of Stargate SG-1:

Bal: "Do you know who I am?"

Captured Stargate soldier: "No clue." Said with a smirk.

Bal: "I am Bal!"

Captured Stargate soldier: "As in Bocci Ball?"

H.K.

Date: 2013-05-15 01:15 EST
This one goes out to the timelord over there.

Princess Ardala: Captain Buck Rogers, meet Captain Buck Rogers. Buck Rogers: Something you threw together in crafts class, Princess?

Just to make us both feel old.

Ebon Ilnaren

Date: 2013-05-15 01:34 EST
Here's a classic from Stargate: Atlantis....four colonels and a civilian.

Col. Caldwell: Colonel. Col. Ellis: Colonel. Col. Caldwell: Colonel. Col. Carter: Colonels. Col. Ellis: Colonel. Lt. Col. Sheppard: Colonels. Dr. McKay: Seriously?

Miranda Branson

Date: 2013-05-15 12:12 EST
Who's the more foolish: the fool, or the fool who follows him?

OBI-WAN KENOBI, Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope

Arthour

Date: 2013-05-15 12:21 EST
Star Trek;

Spock: Dr Puri, report.

Leonard 'Bones' McCoy: It's McCoy. Dr. Puri was on Deck 6. He's dead.

Spock: Then you have just inherited his responsibility as Chief Medical Officer.



Leonard 'Bones' McCoy: Yeah, tell me something I DON'T know!

Star Wars;

"Look, good against remotes is one thing, good against the living, that's something else."

Miranda! You beat me to Star Wars quote! :P

Firefly

Jayne: "Testing, testing. Captain, can you hear me?" Mal: "I'm standing right here." Jayne: "You're coming through good and loud." Mal: " 'Cause I'm standing right here."

And now, something a little...Different :) Dune

"I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain."

Red Dwarf Why don't you smegging well smeg off, you annoying little smeggy smegging smegger!

Star Trek I signed aboard this ship to practice medicine, not to have my atoms scattered back and forth across space by this gadget.

Miranda Branson

Date: 2013-05-15 12:29 EST
The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don't.

Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy by Douglas Adams (Chapter 3)

Bard of Cain

Date: 2013-05-15 12:51 EST
says that the best drink in existence is the Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster. It says that the effect of a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster is like having your brains smashed out by a slice of lemon wrapped round a large gold brick.

Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy by Douglas Adams Chapter 2

Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster (The drink!!)

2 oz Bourbon 6 oz of Vodka 2 oz Berry Fusion Pucker 1/2 oz Lemon and Lime Juice 1 package of Pop Rocks

In a shaker add the bourbon, vodka, pucker, lemon/lime juice and ice. Shake well and strain into a double old fashion glass. Sprinkle pop rocks over the top and drink.

*Warning* Pop rocks will tickle your nose and try to make a break for it out of your glass. That and it is a rather strong drink so hide your keys upon making the first round.

Drink recipe from the crazed mind of the mun!

Ammy Spiritor

Date: 2013-05-15 15:34 EST
Star Wars V: The Empire Strike Back:

C-3P0: "Sir, the odds of succesfully navigating an asteroid field are 999,999,978 million to 1."

Han Solo: "Never quote a Corellian the odds!" Finger point to the shiney face plate.

Star Trek: First Contact:

John Cochran: "I never wanted to be a famous humantarian. I just wanted to make something that'd get me rich so I could buy an island, get drunk every day and surround myself with naked women.

From the same movie:

John Cochran: "I need to go take a leak."

Jordie: "I am not seeing any signs nor detecting any leaks in the plasma coil or in our immediate vicinity?"

John Cochran: Walks for a few bushes. "Jeeze do you guys in the 24th century ever go to the bathroom anymore?"

Fire Fly:

Mal: "What if I do get thoughts of touching my new wife, Booker?"

Booker the Shepherd: "Then you will go to the special hell reserved for traitors and people who talk during movies."

Dr. Who:

The 11th Doctor: "I'm sorry, the sonic screw driver will work on everything but wood."

River: "Then use the red setting."

The 11th Doctor: "What red setting?"

River pulls out her own sonic screw driver and unlocks the door in the Great Library hall. The Doctor looks in shock and scowls at her.

The 11th Doctor: "Where . . . how did you get my screw driver?"

River holds up a finger and wags it. "Ah, ah. Spoilers."

Arthour

Date: 2013-05-15 18:07 EST
"Leeloo Dallas, Multipass." ? Leeloo, The Fifth Element

H.K.

Date: 2013-05-15 19:32 EST
Sooo...different kind of SciFi

Igor: You know, I'll never forget my old dad. When these things would happen to him....the things he'd say to me.

Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: What did he say'

Igor: "What the hell are you doing in the bathroom day and night' Why don't you get out of there and give someone else a chance?"

This one is for me Art...

Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: For what we are about to see next, we must enter quietly into the realm of genius.

And this one probably is what it feels like for you, having created this thread.

Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: Gone! Gone! We've got to find him, you understand" We've got to find him before he kills someone! What have I done" Oh God in Heaven! What have I done"

Ebon Ilnaren

Date: 2013-05-15 23:33 EST
(from the Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy radio series, Fit The Ninth)

The Book: (regarding Zaphod Beeblebrox) It is said that his birth was marked by earthquakes, tidal waves, tornadoes, firestorms, the explosion of three neighbouring stars, and, shortly afterwards, by the issuing of over six and three quarter million writs for damages from all of the major landowners in his Galactic sector. However, the only person by whom this is said is Beeblebrox himself, and there are several possible theories to explain this. Arthur: Ford" Ford: Yeah" Arthur: He's totally mad, isn't he" Ford: Well, the border between madness and genius is very narrow. Arthur: So's the Berlin Wall.



(from Red Dwarf, series III, "Backwards")

Lister: Cat. Cat: Mm" Lister: Did you ever see the Flintstones" Cat: Of course. Lister: Do you think Wilma's sexy" Cat: Wilma Flintstone? Lister: Maybe we've been alone in deep space for too long but every time I see that show, her body drives me crazy. Is it just me" Cat: I think in all probability, Wilma Flintstone is the most desirable woman who ever lived. Lister: That's good, I thought I was goin' strange. Cat: She's incredible! Lister: What do you think of Betty" Cat: Betty Rubble" Well, I would go with Betty...but I'd be thinkin' of Wilma. Lister: This is stupid. Why are we talking about going to bed with Wilma Flintstone? Cat: You're right. We're nuts. This is an insane conversation. Lister: She'll never leave Fred and we know it.

Eregor

Date: 2013-05-17 01:04 EST
(Now for some Red Dwarf song lyrics...)

Tongue Tied (sung by the Cat, with Lister and Rimmer as backup) http://www.ladyofthecake.com/reddwarf/assets/images/group36.jpg

When I saw you for the first time (first time) My knees began to quiver (quiver) And I got a funny feeling (feeling) In my kidneys and my liver (digestive system baby) My hands they started shakin' (shakin') My heart began a-thumpin' (boom, boom, boom) My breakfast left my body (huey, huey, huey) Now darling tell me something

Why do you make me tongue tied (tongue tied) Tongue tied Whenever you are near me" (near me) Tied tongue (tied tongue) Tied tongue (tied tongue) Whenever you're in town You make me feel a clown, girl Yes, you make me tongue-tongue (tied-tied) tongue tied Why can't I tell you clearly' (clearly) Tied-tied, tongue-tongue (tongue tied, tongue tied) Whenever you're around

I saw you 'cross the dance floor (dancin') I thought of birds and bees (reproductive system baby) But when I tried to speak to ya (talk, talk) My tongue unravelled to my knees (flippety-flippety-flop) I tried to say "I love you? (love you) But it came out kind of wrong, girl (wrong girl) It sounded like "Nunubididoo" (tongue tied) Nuh-mur-nuh-murh-ni-nong-nurl

That's 'cause you make me tongue tied (tongue tied) tongue tied Whenever you are near me(near me) I'm nurmy-murmy (nurmy-murmy) Murmy-nurmy (nurmy-murmy) Whenever you're in town (in town) My trousers they go brown, girl Yes, you make me nongy-nangy (nangy-nongy) tongue tied Why can't I tell you clearly' (clearly) Be-dobby-durgle (dobby-durgle) Tongue tied (tongue tied) Whenever you're around

Oh, I'm beggin' on my knees Sweet, sweet darling, listen please Understand me when I say Gedurble-diggle-doggle-niggle-foggle-nibble-nay

I'm trying to say I'm tongue tied (tongue tied) tongue tied Whenever you are near me (really) I'm nurmy-murmy (nurmy-murmy) Murmy-nurmy (murmy-nurmy) Whenever you're in town (in town) I drool so much I drown, girl Yes, you make me nongy-nangy (nangy-nongy) ningy-nongy Why can't I tell you clearly (clearly) Ge-dobby-durgle (dobby-durgle) Durgle-dobby (durgle-dobby) Whenever you're around (around) Whenever you're around, girl

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The Rimmer Munchkin Song

If you're in trouble he will save the day He's brave and he's fearless come what may Without him the mission would go astray

He's Arnold, Arnold, Arnold Rimmer Without him life would be much grimmer He's handsome, trim, and no-one slimmer He will never need a zimmer

He's Arnold, Arnold, Arnold Rimmer More reliable than a garden strimmer He's never been mistaken for Yul Brynner He's not bald, and his head doesn't glimmer

Master of the wit and the repartee His command of space directives is uncanny How come he's such a genius" Don't ask me!

Ask Arnold, Arnold, Arnold Rimmer He's also a fantastic swimmer And if you play your cards right Then he just might come round for dinner

He's Arnold, Arnold, Arnold Rimmer No rhymes left now apart from quimmer We hope they fade us out before we get to schlimmer Fade out you stupid plimmer!

Rachael Blackthorne

Date: 2013-05-17 08:36 EST
From the Avengers movie:

Bruce Banner: I don't think we should be focusing on Loki. That guy's brain is a bag full of cats. You can smell crazy on him. Thor: Have a care how you speak! Loki is beyond reason, but he is of Asgard and he is my brother! Natasha Romanoff: He killed eighty people in two days. Thor: He's adopted.

Security Guard: Are you an alien" Bruce Banner: What" Security Guard: From outer space, an alien. Bruce Banner: No. Security Guard: Well then son, you've got a condition.

Thor: I thought humans were more evolved than this. Nick Fury: Excuse me, did WE come to YOUR planet and blow stuff up"

Steve Rogers: Let's start with that stick of his. It may be magical, but it works an awful lot like a Hydra weapon. Nick Fury: I don't know about that, but it is powered by the cube. And I'd like to know how Loki used it to turn two of the sharpest men I know into his personal flying monkeys. Thor: Monkeys" I do not understand. Steve Rogers: I do! Steve Rogers: I understood that reference.

Loki: Enough! You are, all of you are beneath me! I am a god, you dull creature, and I will not be bullied by... The Hulk: Puny god.

Loki: If it's all the same to you, I'll have that drink now.

Arthour

Date: 2013-05-18 11:16 EST
"The mysteriousness and mystique of space is such, that science fiction attempts to tantalize you by telling you a story that could possibly be out there and that's the appeal of science fiction." William Shatner

"It cannot be said often enough that science fiction as a genre is incredibly educational - and I'm speaking the written science fiction, not 'Star Trek.' Science fiction writers tend to fill their books if they're clever with little bits of interesting stuff and real stuff." Terry Pratchett

"We all know interspecies romance is weird." Tim Burton

"I think we have different value systems." "Arthur "Well mine's better." "Ford ― Douglas Adams, Mostly Harmless

"He had them as spellbound as a room full of Ewoks listening to C-3PO." ― Cory Doctorow, Makers.

And H.K" You are so right. :D

"Those people who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do."~Isaac Asimov

Nick Tolkien

Date: 2013-05-18 11:28 EST
"Moonlight drowns out all but the brightest stars." ― J.R.R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings

H.K.

Date: 2013-05-19 20:03 EST
Hmm...fine, let's go out on a limb for Art and Isaac...love you both...well I love Isaac...Art is something else. I'll have him scanned and analyzed later.

They teach anything in universities today. You can major in mud pies. Orson Welles

H.K.

Date: 2013-05-19 20:11 EST
I shall continue my decision to move away from the characters in this post as well. My friends some of these are indeed us.

There is a fifth dimension, beyond that which is known to man. It is a dimension as vast as space and as timeless as infinity. It is the middle ground between light and shadow, between science and superstition. Rod Serling

There are weapons that are simply thoughts. For the record, prejudices can kill and suspicion can destroy. Rod Serling

Every writer is a frustrated actor who recites his lines in the hidden auditorium of his skull. Rod Serling

Some people possess talent, others are possessed by it. When that happens, a talent becomes a curse. Rod Serling

Read more at BrainyQuotes

Fiona ONeill

Date: 2013-05-21 21:31 EST
Not quite a quote, but definitely fun stuff. I wanted to call attention to a new development. Star Trek fans may be interested to know that the food 'replicator" is one step closer to creation. NASA has given a six-month, $125,000 grant to a company developing what could be the world's first 3-D food printer. Using proteins, carbohydrates, and sugars, the device will create edible food products by "printing" one layer at a time.

Read more at http://qz.com/86685/the-audacious-plan-to-end-hunger-with-3-d-printed-food/

And allow me to include Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog, from Joss Whedon, featuring Neil Patrick Harris as Dr. Horrible, Nathan Fillion as Captain Hammer, and Felicia Day as Penny.

Dr. Horrible: Oh goodness, look at my wrist, I have to go.

And check out my favorite song from it, "On The Rise (My Eyes)".

Arthour

Date: 2013-05-22 10:11 EST
::Snickers:: I will say this, the thread is indeed a sort of double for the official OOC board, but of course, these items might be more...'clutter' than anything.

So! You don't Have to just throw quotes in here! If it makes you feel better however, you can add one or twenty five (the first number that came to mind) if you like!

Now, I have been remiss in my quotes!

H.K.! You bring your weird probes anywhere near me and I'll burn your topknot off!

Star Gate Time!

Col. O'Neill: So, what?s your impression of Alar" Teal'c: That he is concealing something. Col. O'Neill: Like what" Teal'c: I am unsure. He is concealing it.

-The Other Side Season 4 Episode 2

Dr. Jackson: What just happened" Col. O'Neill: Apparently we said hello, insulted each other, and broke for recess.

-Fair Game, Season 3 Episode 3

Col. O'Neill: So Teal'c, how does one Goa'uld fire weapons from several directions" Teal'c: Tacs. Col. O'Neill: Tac'nik'tels" Teal'c: Tacuchnatagamuntorons. Teal'c: Tacs.

Deadman Switch Season 3 Episode 7

Quotes of a various and random nature.

"I have never listened to anyone who criticized my taste in space travel, sideshows or gorillas. When this occurs, I pack up my dinosaurs and leave the room." ― Ray Bradbury, Zen in the Art of Writing

"Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so." ― Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

"My doctor says that I have a malformed public-duty gland and a natural deficiency in moral fibre and that I am therefore excused from saving universes." ― Douglas Adams

"Sometimes I think I must have a Guardian Idiot. A little invisible spirit just behind my shoulder, looking out for me...only he's an imbecile." ― Spider Robinson, Off the Wall at Callahan's

This one has something to do with a scene that took place at the Inn....You know who you are!!

"We all know interspecies romance is weird." ― Tim Burton

"How inappropriate to call this planet "Earth," when it is clearly "Ocean." ― Arthur C. Clarke

"When religion and politics travel in the same cart, the riders believe nothing can stand in their way. Their movements become headlong - faster and faster and faster. They put aside all thoughts of obstacles and forget the precipice does not show itself to the man in a blind rush until it's to late." ― Frank Herbert, Dune

I can imagine Art saying this...

"It's not necessary. My nightmares are usually about losing you," he says. "I'm okay once I realize you're here.." ― Suzanne Collins, Catching Fire

Change 'Spader' to Crowe, and you have Art's life story since coming to Rhy'din, minus the robbed part

"Spader and I were nearly killed. Three times. We were also robbed and witnessed a gruesome murder. Happy birthday to me!" ― D.J. MacHale, The Never War

Again, I think of Crowe and Art...

"The gods do not protect fools. Fools are protected by more capable fools." ― Larry Niven, Ringworld

"We earth men have a talent for ruining big, beautiful things." " The Martian Chronicles by Ray Bradbury

This is space. It's sometimes called the final frontier. (Except that of course you can't have a *final* frontier, because there'd be nothing for it to be a frontier *to*, but as frontiers go, it's pretty penultimate...) - Terry Pratchett

"Your weapons are no match for ours! People of Mars, surrender!" "Um, this isn't Mars. This is Earth." "Earth' Earth-with-nuclear-weapons Earth?" "Yes." "Friend!" - Unknown

I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it. - Jack Handey, "Deep Thoughts"

If we get involved in a nuclear war, would the electromagnetic pulses from exploding bombs damage my videotapes" - Anon

"I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure." - Ripley, "Aliens"

"Only when we have to fight to stay human do we realise how precious it is. How dear to us." - Dr Miles Bennell, "Invasion of the Body Snatchers" (1956)

"Either I'm concussed, or I'm watching Patrick Moore fistfighting with an extraterrestrial." - An RAF pilot, in "Independence Day: UK" by Dirk Maggs



However, out of all these quotes, the most well known one I'm about to drop, is...

"Do, or do not. There is no 'try'." - Yoda ('The Empire Strikes Back')

NorseLady

Date: 2013-05-22 14:34 EST
Arthour wrote:

"Your weapons are no match for ours! People of Mars, surrender!" "Um, this isn't Mars. This is Earth." "Earth' Earth-with-nuclear-weapons Earth?" "Yes." "Friend!" - Unknown

LOL

:cool:

Ammy Spiritor

Date: 2013-05-22 15:35 EST
To add to the menagerie:

Star Wars II: Attack of the Clones During the fight to get out of the colleseum on Genosa, the scene showing Princess Amedalea and Anakin Skywalker. Replace Princess Amedalea with Ammy and you have our favorite red heads take on negotiations.

Overturned chariot, Amedalea and Anakin crouch behind it taking cover from in coming blaster fire from battle droids. Anakin searches for a few options to this dilemma, while Amedalea snatched up a dropped blaster rifle from the sand, pops up from cover and blasts several droids.

Anakin Skywalker: "What happened to being diplomatic?"

Princess Amedalea: "I call this aggressive negotiations!"

From the Hitch Hikers Guid to the Galax:

Two quotes so far that is fitting my current real life situation:

"Don't panic!" - Marvin the robot.

"So long, farewell, and thanks for all the fish." Chorus of Dolphins.

H.K.

Date: 2013-05-22 19:02 EST
Now...you mentioned the top knot...it's on!

My own bit of Marvin quotes....not the robot...the Martian.

Bugs: Eh, pardon me, Doc, but could you rent me a U-drive-'em flying saucer" I gotta get back to the Earth. Marvin the Martian: The Earth' Oh, the Earth will be gone in just a few seconds. Bugs: Oh, well, don't bother, then. No point in wasting money on a flying saucer when the Earth's not gonna.... Bugs: Eh, pardon me again, Doc, but, uh, just what did you mean by that crack about the Earth being gone" Marvin the Martian: Oh, I'm going to blow it up; it obstructs my view of Venus. Bugs: It does" That's a shame.

Oh...not done...not done, When you are reeling in your grave...then I will consider being done!

Looney Tunes: Back in Action (2003) Marvin the Martian: You tricked me! Bugs Bunny: Eh, what?s up, Darth'

Don't move...here me Art...do you hear me"!

Marvin the Martian: Halt, and be fricasseed.

Spaced Out Bunny (1980) (TV) Marvin the Martian: Desist! Release me at once! I am not now nor have I ever been a robot! Hugo: Not a robot, George? Then I shall have to punish you good.

*brushes his hands on his pants* Sorry I had to get a little brutal there Art...the line to beat me is long and full of dead quotes.

This Dark One

Date: 2013-05-26 16:31 EST
Eventually, I would show. And shower you with my favourite villains.

Cyberman: Daleks, be warned; you have declared war upon the Cybermen. Dalek Sec: This is not war. This is pest control! Cyberman: We have five million Cybermen. How many are you? Dalek Sec: (pause) Four. Cyberman: (somewhat tauntingly) You would destroy the Cybermen with four Daleks"! Dalek Sec: We would destroy the Cybermen with one Dalek! You are superior in only one respect. Cyberman: What is that" Dalek Sec: You are better at dying!

____

Dalek Prime Minister: What do you know of the Dalek Asylum" The Doctor: According to legend, you have a dumping ground. A planet where you lock up all the Daleks that go wrong. The battle-scarred, the insane, the ones even you can't control. Which never made any sense to me... Dalek Prime Minister: Why not" The Doctor: Because you'd just kill them! Dalek Prime Minister: It is offensive to us to extinguish such divine hatred. The Doctor: Offensive"! Dalek Prime Minister: Does it surprise you to know the Daleks have a concept of beauty" The Doctor: I thought you'd run out of ways to make me sick, but hello again! You think hatred is beautiful"! Dalek Prime Minister: Perhaps that is why we have never been able to kill you.

___

Dalek: You will be exterminated! River Song: Not yet. Your systems are still restoring, which means your shield density is compromised. One alpha-meson burst through your eye-stalk would kill you stone dead. Dalek: Records indicate you will show mercy. You are an associate of the Doctor! River Song: I'm River Song. Check your records again. Dalek: ...Mercy. River Song: Say it again? Dalek: Mercy! River Song: One more time. Dalek: MERCYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!! Amy: Where's the Dalek" River: It died.

____

NOT Funny. But awesome quotes nonetheless.

This Dark One

Date: 2013-05-26 16:43 EST
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Issy

Date: 2013-05-27 16:27 EST
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LOL! I LOVE this! XOXO

Arthour

Date: 2013-05-27 16:45 EST
I think thats my favourite quote so far....

H.K? I think....We just got one upped...

To quote Crichton, from Farscape....

"That's big. That's really big."

Eregor

Date: 2013-05-27 21:41 EST
Since Renna brought them up....another great Dalek scene.



Dalek: I will talk to the Doctor! Doctor (cheery): Oh, will you? That's nice. Hello! *waving, then not cheery anymore* Dalek: The Dalek strategem nears completion! The fleet is almost ready! You will not intervene! Doctor: Oh really' Why's that then" Dalek: We have your associate! You will obey or she will be exterminated! *pause* Doctor: No. *Jack and the others do a head-snap in unison to stare at him* *Rose (on the Dalek ship) looks shocked* Dalek: Explain yourself! Doctor: I said no. Dalek: What is the meaning of this negative" Doctor: It means no. Dalek: But she will be destroyed! Doctor: NO! 'Cause this is what I'm gonna do! I'm gonna rescue her! I'm gonna save Rose Tyler from the middle of the Dalek fleet, and then I'm gonna save the Earth and then, just to finish you off, I'm gonna wipe every last STINKING Dalek OUT OF THE SKY! Dalek: But you have no weapons, no defenses, no plan! Doctor: Yeah! And doesn't that scare you to death? Rose" Rose: Yes, Doctor" Doctor: I'm coming to get you!

———

(and now another Doctor Who villain....from the end of "Utopia")

*Professor Yana opens his watch, and energy pours from it* Chantho (timidly): Chan, Professor Yana, tho" *he just turns and stares at her coldly* (scene cut - Yana is shutting down defenses and working controls) Chantho: Chan, Professor, I'm so sorry....but I must stop you. *Yana scoffs and turns to see that she has a gun* You're destroying all our work, tho. Yana (with a voice of pure malice): Ohhhh! Now I can say I was provoked! *he picks up a live cable and advances, holding the sparking end in front of him* (quick scene cut, then back) Yana: Did you never think, all those years standing beside me, to ask about that watch' Never"! Did you never once think, not EVER, that you could set me free" Chantho (scared): Chan, I'm sorry, tho. Chan, I'm so sorry- Yana: And you, with your "chan" and your "tho" driving me INSANE! Chantho (terrified): Chan, Professor, plea- Yana: THAT IS NOT MY NAME! The "Professor" was an invention....so perfect a disguise that I forgot who I am. Chantho: Chan, then who are you, tho? Yana (almost hissing): I....am....the MASTER!

Seriously....he only got to play the Master proper for a few minutes, but Derek Jacobi was absolutely chilling in the role.

Fiona ONeill

Date: 2013-05-28 15:14 EST
A friend showed me The Elf Only Inn, a comic about roleplaying. The creator might as well be talking about RDI. There are so many characters he involves in his roleplaying room that we all have run into once or twice here. The Bored Complainers, The Storyline Saver, The Chick Who Pops Out Kids, The Sunlight-Immune Vampire, The Pervert Lurkers, and The "I Must Destroy You to Get Attention' Guy, to name a few.

Funny quotes from The Elf Only Inn Web Comic

Lady Sunset Autumn Honey Purity Sunflower Rainbow: where is he" u don't think he's forgotten r wedding day" Nimoy: You've been married 42 times. How could he forget"

Duke Commando: **** censorship!!! i can say whatever the *** i want!!! this room's ****ing language filter is taking away my ****ing rights!!!

Lord of Dorkness: Sorry. I have A.D.D. Lady Sunset Autumn Honey Purity Sunflower Rainbow: Attention Deficit Disorder" Lord of Dorkness: Yes. I don't get hardly enough. How many more times do I have to kill everyone before I'm the center of attention again?

Duke Commando: Nimoy!!! I just won the Lord of Dorkness is "Gone Forever" pool!!! Nimoy: There is no such pool because he leaves forever three times a week.

Duke Commando to Lady Sunset Autumn Honey Purity Sunflower Rainbow: come, my lady, let us have three kids who will be grown up in a week

H.K.

Date: 2013-05-28 19:56 EST
LOLOLOLOLOL....is that too many L's or too many O's? It doesn't matter... Love It Fi!!

We come in peace...shoot to kill shoot to kill shoot to kill men. -Startrekking.

Ammy Spiritor

Date: 2013-05-30 17:06 EST
You know, after looking over all of the old Jame's Bond 007 movies, the villains in them had the right idea. Put all your captives in swimwear and force all visiting parties to wear swimwear as well. This eccentric preference holds a lot of sound logic to it:

Captives in swimwear make very attractive bait for heroes to rescue and they can't hide any makeshift escape gear on themselves.

Visiting parties of heroes or agents likewise are extremely limited in what they can possibly conceal to attack the said villain when only in swim trunks or a speedo.

Nifty.

"I made this device from a dream I had. I used ginkoblakt, highly unstable, and put a big red button on top of it. I don't know what it is does though. Should I push the red button?" ~Gune, Astrogator - Titan A.E.

Cale speaking to Preed in the medical bay while showing off his rather nude physic. "I am humanities last hope for survival" Preed snorts and rolls his eyes as he walks away. "I weep for you species." - Titan A.E.

"Hi, my name is Barf. I'm a mog. Half man, half dog. I'm my own bestfriend." John Candy playing Barf in Space Balls the Movie.

Ebon Ilnaren

Date: 2013-05-30 23:54 EST
I love Elf Only Inn, and miss it fiercely! *sigh*

On the subject of webcomics....here is the very first installment of Sluggy Freelance from back in 1997.

Torg: The Internet. More than just fun and games, it has become a global source of practical uses.

Torg: For example, let's see how Riff makes use of the Internet. Riff: I'm trying to summon the devil online.

Torg: Proves my point. In the new millennium, you'll be able to sell your soul in a nanosecond.

Torg: Um....but wouldn't it be easier to just e-mail him? Riff: YES! SPAM SATAN!

Fiona ONeill

Date: 2013-06-01 21:46 EST
Dr. Who News

I wanted to interrupt with this breaking news announced today.

I won't say too much for those that do not want 'spoilers? as River Song would say.

If you are willing to read about the change to the next season of Dr. Who, please read the update at the LA Times.

James Roe

Date: 2013-06-01 22:55 EST
Matt is leaving..........:(

I can't Handle another Doctor to be leaving me, I cried when tenant left!

Arthour

Date: 2013-06-02 07:10 EST
We all cried when Tenant left. Best Doctor I ever watched

Iokaste

Date: 2013-06-02 07:20 EST
Doctor's do not retire, they regenerate...

Arthour

Date: 2013-06-02 09:55 EST
Indeed :D

Now, because she's awesome, I'm stealing a quote from my sister.

Bartender; "What drink do you want?"

Patron; "Water"

Bartender; "To drink"!"

Patron; "No. Frozen, in cubes....Floating in bourbon."

Juliet St. James

Date: 2013-06-03 14:57 EST
Let's see if anyone can identify this...

"And from that day forward anytime a bunch of animals are together in one place it's called a zoo!"

Juliet St. James

Date: 2013-06-03 15:02 EST
"....unless it's a farm!"

Katt Batten

Date: 2013-06-03 16:08 EST
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Crowe Thorne

Date: 2013-06-03 17:36 EST
"....unless it's a farm!"

Team Fortress 2! The Soldier! :D

"People think they can outsmart me, but can they outsmart bullet?"

Arthour

Date: 2013-06-04 20:09 EST
H.K! ::Points a finger at him::

James T. Kirk: Your ship is compromised, too close to the singularity to survive without assistance, which we are willing to provide. Spock: Captain, what are you doing? James T. Kirk: Showing them compassion may be the only way to earn peace with Romulus. It's logic, Spock. I thought you'd like that. Spock: No, not really. Not this time. Nero: I would rather suffer the end of Romulus a thousand times. I would rather die in agony than accept assistance from you. James T. Kirk: You got it! Arm phasers. Fire everything we've got!

The ball, Sir, is in your court!

James Roe

Date: 2013-06-05 01:15 EST
No one will get this but

"Mundo too Stronk for you!"

H.K.

Date: 2013-06-05 21:18 EST
::points back but holds one finger in reserve for Art:: Your wish is my command Brother!

"You wanted the best. You've got the best!!" KISS

Changing speeds....and moving genre....and you can't stop me!

Army of Darkness

Duke Henry (Richard Grove): "I am Henry the Red. Duke of Shael, Lord of the Northlands, and leader of its peoples."

Ash: "Well hello, Mr. Fancy Pants. I got news for you pal, you ain't leadin' but two things right now: Jack and Sh*t. And Jack left town."

******** Wiseman (Ian Abercrombie): "This path will lead you to an unholy place. A cemetery. There, the Necronomicon awaits. When thou retrievest the book from its cradle, you must recite the words, 'Klaatu Barada Nikto'."

...Later...

Ash (upon retrieving the book): "Klaatu Barada......Lu......Necktie......Nectar.......Nickel......Noodle......it's an "N" word......it's definitely an "N" word"

********

Sheila (Embeth Davidtz): "But what of the things that we've shared" What of all the sweet words that you spoke in private?"

Ash: "Ah well........well that's just what we call 'pillow talk' baby. That's all."

********

This one...must be me. ::grinning::

Lord Arthur (Marcus Gilbert): "Are all men from the future loud-mouthed braggarts?"

Ash: "Nope. Just me, baby. Just me."

******** Now...right now Art, I am going to have to ask you to step back. Because....

Ash (to his evil doppelganger): "Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun."

Quotes can be found here.

Ebon Ilnaren

Date: 2013-06-05 22:21 EST
Ash (to his evil doppelganger): "Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun."

And then there's the "Han Solo variant" of that quote that I've seen on many a con-button.

"Light side. Dark side. I'm the one with the blaster."

H.K.

Date: 2013-06-11 02:18 EST
Hmm...I think this one goes out to Jack.

Andromeda (2000-2005)

Seamus Harper: These slipstream drives are a lot easier to break than they are to fix.

Dylan Hunt: My chief engineer called it "job security."

*winks*

Second Chances

Date: 2013-06-12 12:48 EST
*Squint* This whole thing confuses me.

PlusIdon'tknowanyofthesequotes. Gimme a little while. I'll dig something new up. :P

Arthour

Date: 2013-06-12 16:20 EST
::points at Nikia:: You better ::Squints::

Lahan

Date: 2013-06-12 23:18 EST
:: Steals the Lupinossai away from both Arthour and HK ::

I know she is easy to take from you guys, for only one captain in Star Trek could woo and hold ladies of all species under a spell. And boys, you aint no Captain James T. Kirk. Time to beam out the Lupinossai and get lost like Captain Jayne Way in Voyager!

:: Grins, locks onto the Lupinossai, beams her aboard and punches the tri-phase warp drive to warp 10 ::

Juliet St. James

Date: 2013-06-13 21:26 EST
This one stands on its own whether you know where it came from or not (New Vegas).

"There's been things of a disturbin' nature goin' on at the McBride corral. Seems every night one of their herd meets an unnatural death, and always there's holes all over the body. Work of the chupacabra, the livestock vampire, says No-bark, but they don't pay no mind. Too many holes, they say, and there's bullets in them. Well, says No-bark, we got a chupacabra with an automatic weapon. And that's when they get real quiet, 'cause they see the predicament we're in."

Arthour

Date: 2013-06-14 17:02 EST
Guess where this is from;

"Tell him about the Twinkie"

"What about the twinkie?"

H.K.

Date: 2013-06-14 18:26 EST
Hmm....Ghostbusters perhaps? Without looking it up, I can't be sure if it is one or two though.

Crowe Thorne

Date: 2013-06-14 19:23 EST
I put my bet on Zombieland when theres that lovable zombie hunter with a love for twinkles ^^

Ammy Spiritor

Date: 2013-06-14 23:24 EST
It would be Wintson telling Egon to explain to Ray about the size of PKE readings growing larger and larger in New York city during the first Ghost Busters.

Grin. And to Crowe, from Zombieland:

"It's a god d—— Hostes Truck full of Snow Balls! I want my Twinkie's." - Dakota

"There's nothing wrong with Snow Balls. They're sugary and covered with coconut..." - Florida

"I hate coconut . . . It's not the flavor but the consistency!"- Dakota

And of course my favorite rules from Zombieland:

#1 Cardio #2 Double Tap #33 It's okay to be a hero.

Arthour

Date: 2013-06-15 07:05 EST
Hmm....Ghostbusters perhaps? Without looking it up, I can't be sure if it is one or two though.

You got it! XD And Ammy....Just, awesome :)

Ammy Spiritor

Date: 2013-06-18 01:39 EST
Okay let's see if you all can figure out where these movie quotes came from:

An easy quote:

"Aren't you afraid of R.U.S.'s in the Swamp of Despair?"

"Oh, you mean Rodents of Unusual Size" Not at all!"

A medium quote: "Hey you old pirate, how's my ship?"

"Your ship" I recall winning that ship from you in a Sabaac game."

A hard quote: "What a brilliant idea! Call down a bolt of lightning into a magnetized copper superconductor. I though you people lived in a school?"

Serine Delin

Date: 2013-06-21 11:37 EST
Princess Bride, Empire Strikes Back, and the first X-Men film.

Ammy Spiritor

Date: 2013-06-21 14:25 EST
Applauds Serine. Well done. You nailed all three!

Serine Delin

Date: 2013-06-22 00:40 EST
One of my favorites from Deep Space Nine...

QUARK: How dare you take her side against Father's" ROM: Oh, don't tell me about Father. I knew him a lot better than you did. You went off as soon as you reached the Age of Ascension, but I stayed here for ten more years. And you know what I learned in those ten years" I learned that Father was no financial genius. QUARK: Take that back. ROM: It's the truth. He went from one bad deal to the next, one failure after another. He couldn't hold onto latinum if you sewed it into his pants!

Arthour

Date: 2013-06-22 06:14 EST
I remember that episode! XD

Fate: protects fools, little children, and ships named Enterprise. -Commander Riker, Star Trek: The Next Generation, "Contagion"

Fiona ONeill

Date: 2013-06-29 20:59 EST
I love so many of the characters from the 'Team Fortress 2' team, I wanted to use quotes from each one. I invite everyone to share their favorite TF2 team member and quotes! Click on the underlined titles to see the full videos. Or give us some new fun quotes.

Meet the Scout: "If you were from where I was from, you be "expletive" dead." Meet the Soldier: "Sun Tsu said that and I'd say he knows a little more about fighting than you do, pal, because he invented it!" Meet the Pyro: "One shutters to imagine what inhuman thoughts lie behind that mask, what dreams of chronic sustained cruelty?" Meet the Demoman: "If I were a bad demoman, I wouldn't be sitting here discussing it with you, now would I?" Meet the Heavy: "Oh my god. Who touched Sasha?" Meet the Engineer: "Answer" Use a gun. And if that don't work, use more gun." Meet the Medic: "Archimedes! No! Get out of there! It's filthy in there." Meet the Sniper: "I'm not a crazed gunman, dad. I'm an assassin" Well the difference being one is a job and the other is mental sickness." Meet the Spy: "He could even be in this very room. He could be you. He could be me, He could even be?"

Serine Delin

Date: 2013-07-01 14:11 EST
The pyro video is just too funny!

SCOUT: "Yeah' Why don't you come over and say that to my face, tough guy' BONK!" SOLDIER: "Give 'em hell, boys! Last one alive, lock the door!" PYRO: "Ah hyro ifva phy!" DEMOMAN: "Gonna kill you and I'll keep killin' you and I'll never, cause you're 'onna be dead and then I'm gonna kill you." HEAVY: "I'M COMING FOR YOU! LITTLE MEN!" ENGINEER: "I told ya, don't touch that darn thing..." MEDIC: "OOPS! Zat vas not medicine..." SNIPER: "That funeral ain't gonna be open casket..." SPY: "May I borrow your earpiece? (mimicking Scout) 'This is Scout! Rainbows make me cry! Over!'"

Arthour

Date: 2013-07-09 06:58 EST
Picard again, because he is awesome:

"Someone once told me that time was a predator that stalked us all our lives. But I rather believe that time is a companion who goes with us on the journey and reminds us to cherish every moment because they'll never come again. What we leave behind is not as important as how we've lived. After all, Number One, we're only mortal."

Serine Delin

Date: 2013-07-09 08:05 EST
"Speak for yourself, sir. I plan to live forever."

More Picard: "The Prime Directive is not just a set of rules; it is a philosophy....and a very correct one. History has proven again and again that whenever mankind interferes with a less developed civilization, no matter how well intentioned that interference may be, the results are invariably disastrous."

H.K.

Date: 2013-07-09 14:36 EST
Well, I suppose dragging captains of enterprise ships back into play is a necessary part of this thread. I'm afraid it was Art who gave the command to "Make it so" I hope the following will "Engage" you.

SARIN The Cabal doesn't make decisions on its own. They're simply soldiers....fighting a Temporal Cold War.

CAPTAIN ARCHER Temporal" You've lost me. ********** CAPTAIN ARCHER I'll bet you didn't know this, but at one time, most of my world was ruled by reptiles.

COMMANDER DOLIM I wasn't aware of that.

CAPTAIN ARCHER A comet hit around 65 million years ago caused a mass extinction. Most of the reptiles died out. Mammals became the dominant species.

COMMANDER DOLIM How unfortunate.

CAPTAIN ARCHER Still, the reptiles might have come out on top, if it hadn't been for a slight disadvantage.

COMMANDER DOLIM And what was that"

CAPTAIN ARCHER They had brains the size of a walnut. That's very small. Apparently, it's a constant in the universe.

COMMANDER DOLIM Earth vessels....how many"

CAPTAIN ARCHER The reptiles didn't all die out. Some evolved into snakes, alligators, turtles. As a matter of fact, one of my favorite restaurants in San Francisco makes the most wonderful turtle soup. You should try it sometimes if you're ever in the area.

COMMANDER DOLIM You want me to kill you?

CAPTAIN ARCHER Just making conversation.

*************

Quotes taken from here.

Arthour

Date: 2013-07-11 08:30 EST
The Borg Queen: You've infected us....with a neurolytic pathogen.

Admiral Kathryn Janeway: Just enough....to bring chaos to order.

Who else can say they willing went to the borg.....In order to infect them with a pathogen?

Juliet St. James

Date: 2013-07-21 18:16 EST
We've all played with this guy before....(video not safe for work!)

KYLE: "No, ***hole! From now on, you only get to have one power. So what is it?" CARTMAN: "I have the power to have all the powers I want."

Arthour

Date: 2013-07-27 08:04 EST
Noooo.....::Shifty eyes left, shifty eyes right:: I haven't...XD

I believe this one is from Game of Thrones:

"And what do we say to the God of Death' Not today"

H.K.

Date: 2013-07-27 09:35 EST
Wait, we've been doing funny quotes and I can't believe we left out this guy.

Mork and Mindy

Mork: OK guys, come on over here Mork: Right! Mindy McConnell: Well" Mork: I've got mixed emotions.

***

Mindy McConnell: Ah, your foot's ringing. I'll get it. Mindy McConnell: What's this piece of paper" Mork: Must be a footnote.

Arthour

Date: 2013-07-27 10:25 EST
loooollllll

Juliet St. James

Date: 2013-07-31 11:20 EST
Some choice words of wisdom from Burn Notice, things we can all learn from and live by. As spoken by Michael Westen using a "special" cover identity...

-Like squeezing juice from a stone. -He just knows a smart idea when he sees one. -There's more than one way to skin a cat's hair off his body. -Don't look a gift horse in the teeth. -Don't shoot the guy with the message. -That's like the kettle insulting the pot. -Might be nice to bring a guy who's got an ear on the pulse of the cops.

I hope you all feel as enlightened as I do after reading these!

Fiona ONeill

Date: 2013-08-13 17:46 EST
Star Trek fans" meet My Little Pony fans"

The MLP episode Swarm of the Century introduces cute little creatures that soon begin to overpopulate the Enterprise, I mean, Ponyville. The little parasprites' voracious appetites and knack for quick and easy multiplication turn them from adorable pets to intrusive pests, much like tribbles from Star Trek.

Zecora the Zebra: Oh, monster of so little size! Is that a parasprite before my eyes" Tales of crops and harvests consumed. If these creatures are in Ponyville...you're doomed.

The MLP two part episode The Return of Harmony features the character Discord. His fondness for games and snapping his fingers to use his almighty powers, plus the fact that he loved causing chaos in Ponyville, may remind Star Trek fans of another character that Captain Picard refers to as "...next of kin to chaos". If that's not a give away, John de Lancie's voice may, giving a not so subtle hint to his Start Trek character Q.

Discord: To retrieve your missing elements, just make sense of this change of events. Twists and turns are my master plan. Then find the elements back where you began.

And let's not forget Dr. Who, or should I say Dr. Whooves"

Dr. Hooves, also known as Dr. Whooves or Time Turner, is a pony with an hourglass cutie mark. The character was given the name Doctor Whooves by fans as a reference to 'Doctor Who'.

Jump on the pony bandwagon and check out the Unofficial My Little Pony Thread in BC at: http://rdi.dragonsmark.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=25821

Arthour

Date: 2013-08-16 03:36 EST
A personal quote:

Fi.....

Your Awesome.





Also: OMG 100 REPLIES!!! XD

Waya

Date: 2013-08-16 06:51 EST
Just about everything from the asdfmovie 's by TomSka on youtube, but if I have to pick favorites:(btw the first one isn't too funny wait until the second one, now that's some fun. Some of the stuff is immature, but its pretty funny in the long run =D)

asdfmovie2: Guy1: I baked you a pie. Guy2: Oh boy! What flavor" Guy1: *narrows eyes* Pie flavor! *mini pie bursts out of pie*

asdfmovie2: Girl: I like singing! Boy: I like dancing I like trains kid: I like trains....*gets hit by a train* (R.I.P. Edd Gould) asdfmovie3: Guy1: There's something on your face. Guy2:*stands there* Guy1:*punches guy2* It was pain!

asdfmovie4: Guy1: Nice hat. Guy2: Thanks. Guy1: I was being sarcastic. Guy2: Well I stole your face.

Last one I promise(not all of my faves, but this is getting a little lengthy: asdfmovie3: Father: Now son don't touch that cactus. Son: *somehow flies and sticks to the cactus* Father: Your dead to me.

The next skit after the last quote is funny too, be sure to check the asdfmovie out, along with the I like trains song(Warning: Don't watch the I like trains song if you are allergic to rainbows, trains, or epicness.) But yeah these quotes don't do it any justice go check it out link to a video containing all the movies and the I like trains song above

Arthour

Date: 2013-08-17 04:20 EST
Waya, lengthy is fine! XD But if thats not all your favs, then at least you can come back with more next time!! :D

Ammy Spiritor

Date: 2013-08-19 16:35 EST
Posted in the Alchemist's Fires OOC folder. Thought I'd share for laughs.

You would think that taking the sum of a Deluxe Cheeseburger with glorious Bacon added to it and dividing it by the coefficient of cold Root Beer and multiplying by the square root of a french fry that the meaning of life would be found. It just leads to an awareness that you really should get onion rings, for one golden ring rules them all!

Ammy Spiritor

Date: 2013-09-01 13:09 EST
One of my favorite clips of dialogue from Serenity:

Scene: Bank heist in the settler building with everyone face down on the ground, Mal and Jane are working on opening the trapdoor and Zoey is standing watch. A young man is slowly trying to reach for his gun. Zoey seems to be right by him, saying these simple words.

Zoey: "Do you know what the definition of a Hero is? Someone who gets others killed. Don't be a Hero."

Ebon Ilnaren

Date: 2013-09-01 13:21 EST
This one's not a quote from anything, but rather a mispronunciation of a name from the Star Wars EU....that being Jacen Solo. Waaaaay back when my local SW fan group was starting a discussion of the New Jedi Order series, one of the guys started saying something about Jacen.

Except instead of "JAY-sen", he thought "JACK-in" was the correct pronunciation.

Jackin' Solo.

Hilarity proceeded to ensue.

Juliet St. James

Date: 2013-09-20 14:18 EST
From King of the Hill, as Cotton and a nurse look in on baby Hank in the hospital nursery....link

NURSE: "You must be very proud, Mr. Hill." COTTON: "Course I am. I killed fitty men."

Ebon Ilnaren

Date: 2013-09-21 22:48 EST
one of my favorite Farscape moments....

John: Hey D'Argo. How come I'm not afraid? D'Argo: Fear accompanies the possibility of death. Calm shepherds its certainty. John: (smiling) I love hanging with you, man.

Arthour

Date: 2013-11-01 14:21 EST
This one was actually used in Live Play a few days ago and I liked it, hopefully ScorchedDruid-mun won't mind my quoting him;

" Even celestial bodies know when it's....time torunlikealittlebitch. "

H.K.

Date: 2013-12-03 09:12 EST
Retired Heroes still have a place Art. Just ask Terry in

Batman Beyond

Here's one from "Lost Soul" between Terry and Bruce when an insane AI spread its code throughout the city:

(Terry touches Bruce's computer console to open the entrance repeatedly) Bruce: The door's not working. I had to shut down the computer so that Vance's program couldn't get in. If you want out of the cave, you'd have to do it the old-fashioned way.

(Bruce points to a steel door with a handle) Terry: You're kidding, right?

Bruce: None of the Robins ever complained (smirks)

Arthour

Date: 2013-12-03 19:18 EST
Bruce Wayne: Have you told anyone I'm coming back?

Alfred Pennyworth: I just couldn't figure the legal ramifications of bringing you back from the dead.

Knightfall

Date: 2013-12-10 01:51 EST
"Fantasy is not built on fluff and clouds, it attempts to exceed the expectations of mundane life." -Author Unknown

~~~

"The report of my death was an exaggeration." -Mark Twain

Kruger

Date: 2014-01-01 17:28 EST
(Engineers Rock!!)

Kaylee: We're taking on passengers at Persephone" Mal: That's the notion. Gives us a little respectability on the way to Boros. Not to mention the money.

Jayne: Pain in the ass. Kaylee: No, it's shiny! I like to meet new people. They've all got stories....Jayne: Captain, can you stop her from being cheerful please"

Mal: I don't believe there's a power in the 'Verse can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just want to duct tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month.

Kaylee: I love my captain.

- See more at: http://www.planetclaire.org/quotes/firefly/kaylee-frye/#sthash.iuP0gidw.dpuf

Knightfall

Date: 2014-01-04 13:40 EST
I find it infrequent that I stumble upon quotes which I feel are humorous enough to give mention, but I do love quotes, so...

Something that will appeal to at least a couple other writers on here, I believe...

"One of the strangest things is the act of creation.

You are faced with a blank slate - a page, a canvas, a block of stone or wood, a silent musical instrument.

You then look inside yourself. You pull and tug and squeeze and fish around for slippery raw shapeless things that swim like fish made of cloud vapor and fill you with living clamor. You latch onto something. And you bring it forth out of your head like Zeus giving birth to Athena.

And as it comes out, it takes shape and tangible form.

It drips on the canvas, and slides through your pen, it springs forth and resonates into the musical strings, and slips along the edge of the sculptor's tool onto the surface of the wood or marble.

You have given it cohesion. You have brought forth something ordered and beautiful out of nothing.

You have glimpsed the divine."

- Vera Nazarian

Kruger

Date: 2014-01-06 13:35 EST
I find that did appeal to me, of course I am just a dumb blacksmith, with a tendency towards being Byronic.

"I guess I've got to keep creating or I'll just die." ― Jarrod - "Eagle vs. Shark"

"The monster I kill every day is the monster of realism. The monster who attacks me every day is destruction. Out of the duel comes the transformation. I turn destruction into creation over and over again." ― Ana's Nin, Henry and June: From "A Journal of Love"—The Unexpurgated Diary of Ana's Nin

Keep those ideas coming. ;-)

Juliet St. James

Date: 2014-01-26 23:41 EST
"Hello. I'm Joe Jackson. I'm the creator of the Joe Johnson Memory System, the Jeff Jennings Vocabulary Builder-Upper, the Jose Jefferson Spanish Language El Learno Systemo, and of course, the Joe Johnson Memory System."

Ebon Ilnaren

Date: 2014-01-29 22:41 EST
from the 1996 Doctor Who TV movie

The Doctor: Wait, I remember. I'm with my father, we're laying back in the grass, it's a warm Gallifreyan night... Grace: Gallifreyan" The Doctor: Gallifrey. Yes, that must be where I live. Now where is that" Grace: I've never heard of it. What do you remember" The Doctor: A meteor storm. The sky above us was dancing with lights. Purple, green, brilliant yellow. Yes! Grace: What" The Doctor: These shoes! They fit perfectly! Yes!

Chang Lee: Hey, man, when I get all that gold, you know what I'm gonna do" The Master: I don't want to know. Chang Lee: You kill me. The Master: You want me to kill you? Chang Lee: No!

Juliet St. James

Date: 2014-02-20 20:40 EST
"....bloody hell."

Atticus DArcstorm

Date: 2014-03-18 00:50 EST
Salutations, folks~

@Juliet, I know you meant that last from something in particular, but I have to say its a line that used without reference could be cited to so many sources - and they're -all- gold lol

@All, on a more serious sounding quote, but one that's really cool, I thnk...

"Writing is something that you don't know how to do. You sit down and it's something that happens, or it may not happen. So, how can you teach anybody how to write" It's beyond me, because you yourself don't even know if you're going to be able to. I'm always worried, well, you know, every time I go upstairs with my wine bottle. Sometimes I'll sit at that typewriter for fifteen minutes, you know. I don't go up there to write. The typewriter's up there. If it doesn't start moving, I say, well this could be the night that I hit the dust.? ― Charles Bukowski

Arthour

Date: 2014-03-19 15:39 EST
My Lecturer "Today, we're going to do some work on Eigenvalues and Eigenvectors"

Me "So, we're doing Magic, then?"

Blood Sister

Date: 2014-05-07 23:39 EST
A friend showed me this quiz. I decided to take it for Lydia, the good twin, and Leta, the evil twin.

No surprise here. Lydia is an Angel. "Sincere and caring, you look for the best in everybody." "Good always will overcome evil - the motto you live by."

As you can imagine, Leta is a Demon. "You love power and money, and wouldn't mind spreading lies and destroying the world to get it." "You would rather blend in the background and think of evil plans, than run around with friends."

What are you? What is your true self" Take the 10 question quiz to find out.

http://www.quotev.com/quiz/1419972/What-are-you/

Kruger

Date: 2014-05-25 21:05 EST
Portal anyone"

GLaDOS: Cake, and grief counseling, will be available at the conclusion of the test.

GlaDOS: This is your fault. I'm going to kill you. And all the cake is gone. You don't even care, do you?

GLaDOS: The Enrichment Center promises to always provide a safe testing environment. In dangerous testing environments, the Enrichment Center promises to always provide useful advice. For instance: the floor here will kill you. Try to avoid it.

Check out more Here

Or even listen to them Here

Arthour

Date: 2014-06-05 07:41 EST
Bwahahah, I love Portal. Also, Still Alive.

Ammy Spiritor

Date: 2014-06-12 14:46 EST
Dr. Who. Seventh Season, Episode 2:

The Doctor: "Dinosaurs on a space ship! How cool is that?"

Rory's Dad: "So you're saying the ship is being piloted by Dinosaurs?"

The Doctor: "Brian don't be ridiculous, they are probably just passengers. Did I mention missiles?"

Kruger

Date: 2014-06-18 17:14 EST
I love Barney, because he's....Legen.....wait for it Dary!

Legen....Dary!

From "How I Met Everyone Else" (Season 3):

First explaining to Marshall about his unique qualities:

"Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green I wear suits and I'm awesome. I'm your bro"I'm Broda!"

From "Single Stamina" (Season 2): Barney, describing his brother:

"He's the awesomest, most best-lookingest, greatest guy ever!"

Lily: "He's exactly like Barney."

Barney: "That's what I just said."

Fiona ONeill

Date: 2014-10-02 16:21 EST
If you're a cat fan, you'll love Breaking Cat News.

Some memorable broadcasts: We have reports coming in from the kitchen that it's 7:31am on a Saturday and the food bowl is still empty. This just in: The people bought some stupid looking thing for the dining room. Sources tell us the woman is cooking bacon! We go now live to the scene" The house is under attack from a mysterious red dot. Elvis, what can you tell us" Pandemonium and terror today; the vacuum is out! We go to Elvis for the latest.

Read more about the artist and the real life inspirations for the cats of Breaking Cat News here.