Stephenville, Tx.
April, 2010.
The water was as hot as I could stand it and tinted pink with the blood that washed from my face, neck and arms. Killing a vampire is not easy, they don't just lay there and let you stake them, even in the daylight. Hell if they are old enough, they will even fight you for a while at high noon in the Sahara. Thanks to hacks like Anne Rice, and Steffie Meyer, people think that vampires are these beautiful, lusty, wanton creatures, and as a hunter, I've seen the truth.
They don't sparkle.
They don't stare sadly into the darkness, deep in thought of why they were cursed.
Two things they do are, embrace the power they have over their life force, and suck, literally.
Okay, the last part was a lie, they don't all suck. Some rip the bones from their victims, and snap them to suckle at marrow, and lick clean, while others are just like ol Bram said, only not in formal wear.
Some stories have some of the things right. They don't care for sunlight, unless they are old, I mean like ancient old, and if you find one of them, pray to whatever deity you pray to that it doesn't find you. They can see a reflection in the mirror, but their faces are distorted, don't ask me, I didn't make this shit up.
Crosses? Worthless. In this day and age there are too many religions, and not enough faith to make one work right. Holy water is a just a nuisance, and dampens their clothing, silver doesn't work either. They don't need a coffin, they usually like a nice soft bed in a dark room, just like we do when sleeping, with nice, Egyptian Cotton sheets, or silk, if they don't mind chasing their pillow all night.
I'd been tracking this one for a while, oh, that's something else, they don't have packs, or covens, or any of that malarky, what they have are leaders, which are those ancient bastards I was telling you about. If they get in a group, they have a vampire pissing contest, which usually leaves more dead than not. Anyway, I digress, I had been tracking one, that had been feeding on whores, homeless, and whatever else happened into his hunting area.
The only reason I knew there was a vampire there, is due to the fact that I found another one that was dead as the Colonel's fried chicken, his head ripped from his neck. Now, I've seen some of those strong men on the sports channels, tossing big boulders, or lifting cars, and wondering why they are never around when someone asks me to help them move, but even put to the test, they couldn't rip someone's head off, especially if that someone was trying to do the same to them. That kind of strength comes only from another supernatural source, and the way it was done, pointed toward another vamp.
Long story short I found him, at rest luckily, and dealt with him. First thing's first, and that's stop his heart. Then it's off with his head, which is where it gets messy as hell, thanks to splatter and flailing around like a decked fish, a few words of your faith, which mine was reading the bore and stroke of a big block Chrysler at the time, and then good old fire, which incidentally is something else that lore got right.
So with Edward dead and smoldering, after his lateral incisors were pulled for my necklace, I know, gross, I was close enough to home, that I came back to chill out, shower, and listen to the Motor City Madman.
My home is my sanctuary. I spared no expense in getting it wired for any kind of movement other than wildlife, after the skunks and deer kept tripping alarms to find me out there with an SKS Rifle and a flashlight, which didn't work well for me, cause the skunk was quicker on the draw. After bathing in my great grandmother's home remedy to get rid of the stench, I was on the phone with my system guy and we designed it to be more eco-friendly.
The walls are made of cement and polymer filled cinderblocks. There are windows, that are bullet proof glass, meaning they are over two inches thick. Basically it's a bunker, to protect me from things that I hunt, which amazingly enough, Texas is full of. I have wardings, and ancient script around the windows and doors, that most things can not pass, and if they do, no one is going to know about it until they find my skeleton picked clean by varmints and whatever else is lurking around. Even my own father hasn't been to my house, and it's going to stay that way.
Speaking of my dad, that's where all this really begins, the whole enchilada so to speak. He got me started in this lifestyle. Allowed me to break contact with the woman that birthed me and my prissy, self absorbed sister, and got me nearly killed the first time he needed my help on a hunt. He called me recently, to come to Chicago, he needed my help again, so I was leary about calling him. After hearing his voice, I know he needs me, so in the morning, after I get some much needed rest, I'm off to Chicago, and if it's any more Were-creatures, I'll string him up for them to find.
The water was as hot as I could stand it and tinted pink with the blood that washed from my face, neck and arms. Killing a vampire is not easy, they don't just lay there and let you stake them, even in the daylight. Hell if they are old enough, they will even fight you for a while at high noon in the Sahara. Thanks to hacks like Anne Rice, and Steffie Meyer, people think that vampires are these beautiful, lusty, wanton creatures, and as a hunter, I've seen the truth.
They don't sparkle.
They don't stare sadly into the darkness, deep in thought of why they were cursed.
Two things they do are, embrace the power they have over their life force, and suck, literally.
Okay, the last part was a lie, they don't all suck. Some rip the bones from their victims, and snap them to suckle at marrow, and lick clean, while others are just like ol Bram said, only not in formal wear.
Some stories have some of the things right. They don't care for sunlight, unless they are old, I mean like ancient old, and if you find one of them, pray to whatever deity you pray to that it doesn't find you. They can see a reflection in the mirror, but their faces are distorted, don't ask me, I didn't make this shit up.
Crosses? Worthless. In this day and age there are too many religions, and not enough faith to make one work right. Holy water is a just a nuisance, and dampens their clothing, silver doesn't work either. They don't need a coffin, they usually like a nice soft bed in a dark room, just like we do when sleeping, with nice, Egyptian Cotton sheets, or silk, if they don't mind chasing their pillow all night.
I'd been tracking this one for a while, oh, that's something else, they don't have packs, or covens, or any of that malarky, what they have are leaders, which are those ancient bastards I was telling you about. If they get in a group, they have a vampire pissing contest, which usually leaves more dead than not. Anyway, I digress, I had been tracking one, that had been feeding on whores, homeless, and whatever else happened into his hunting area.
The only reason I knew there was a vampire there, is due to the fact that I found another one that was dead as the Colonel's fried chicken, his head ripped from his neck. Now, I've seen some of those strong men on the sports channels, tossing big boulders, or lifting cars, and wondering why they are never around when someone asks me to help them move, but even put to the test, they couldn't rip someone's head off, especially if that someone was trying to do the same to them. That kind of strength comes only from another supernatural source, and the way it was done, pointed toward another vamp.
Long story short I found him, at rest luckily, and dealt with him. First thing's first, and that's stop his heart. Then it's off with his head, which is where it gets messy as hell, thanks to splatter and flailing around like a decked fish, a few words of your faith, which mine was reading the bore and stroke of a big block Chrysler at the time, and then good old fire, which incidentally is something else that lore got right.
So with Edward dead and smoldering, after his lateral incisors were pulled for my necklace, I know, gross, I was close enough to home, that I came back to chill out, shower, and listen to the Motor City Madman.
My home is my sanctuary. I spared no expense in getting it wired for any kind of movement other than wildlife, after the skunks and deer kept tripping alarms to find me out there with an SKS Rifle and a flashlight, which didn't work well for me, cause the skunk was quicker on the draw. After bathing in my great grandmother's home remedy to get rid of the stench, I was on the phone with my system guy and we designed it to be more eco-friendly.
The walls are made of cement and polymer filled cinderblocks. There are windows, that are bullet proof glass, meaning they are over two inches thick. Basically it's a bunker, to protect me from things that I hunt, which amazingly enough, Texas is full of. I have wardings, and ancient script around the windows and doors, that most things can not pass, and if they do, no one is going to know about it until they find my skeleton picked clean by varmints and whatever else is lurking around. Even my own father hasn't been to my house, and it's going to stay that way.
Speaking of my dad, that's where all this really begins, the whole enchilada so to speak. He got me started in this lifestyle. Allowed me to break contact with the woman that birthed me and my prissy, self absorbed sister, and got me nearly killed the first time he needed my help on a hunt. He called me recently, to come to Chicago, he needed my help again, so I was leary about calling him. After hearing his voice, I know he needs me, so in the morning, after I get some much needed rest, I'm off to Chicago, and if it's any more Were-creatures, I'll string him up for them to find.