(Reposted from here also by me): http://www.dragonsmark.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p= 12266#12266
Written in December 1993 by me, probably posted under JeremyKane as that's the name I was using at the time.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~
The 12 Days of (an RDI's) Christmas
On the first day of Christmas, my patrons gave to me,
A lobby surfer in a pear tree...
On the second day of Christmas, my patrons gave to me,
Two major punts, and a lobby surfer in a pear tree...
On the third day of Christmas, my patrons gave to me,
Three pilfered credstiks, two major punts, and a lobby surfer in a pear
tree..
On the fourth day of Christmas, my patrons gave to me,
Four pounds of hot wings, three pilfered credstiks, two major punts, and
a lobby surfer in a pear tree...
On the fifth day of Christmas, my patrons gave to me,
Five...fancy..thrusts...
Four pounds of hotwings, three pilfered credstiks, two major punts,
and a lobby surfer in a pear tree...
On the sixth day of Christmas, my patrons gave to me,
Six babes a-flirting,
Five..fancy..thrusts...
Four pounds of hotwings, three pilfered credstiks, two major punts,
and a lobby surfer in a pear tree...
On the seventh day of Christmas, my patrons gave to me,
Seven mages casting, Six babes a-flirting,
Five..fancy..thrusts...
Four pounds of hotwings, three pilfered credstiks, two major punts,
and a lobby surfer in a pear tree...
On the eight day of Christmas, my patrons gave to me,
Eight darts a-flying, Seven mages casting, Six babes a-flirting,
Five..fancy..thrusts...
Four pounds of hotwings, three pilfered credstiks, two major punts,
and a lobby surfer in a pear tree...
On the ninth day of Christmas, my patrons gave to me,
Nine Cheysuli breeding, Eight darts a-flying,
Seven mages casting, Six babes a-flirting,
Five..fancy..thrusts...
Four pounds of hotwings, three pilfered credstiks, two major punts,
and a lobby surfer in a pear tree...
On the tenth day of Christmas, my patrons gave to me,
Ten Typo Demons, Nine Cheysuli breeding, Eight darts a-flying,
Seven mages casting, Six babes a-flirting,
Five..fancy..thrusts...
Four pounds of hotwings, three pilfered credstiks, two major punts,
and a lobby surfer in a pear tree...
On the eleventh day of Christmas, my patrons gave to me,
Eleven rusty knights, Ten Typo Demons, Nine Cheysuli breeding,
Eight darts a-flying, Seven mages casting, Six babes a-flirting,
Five..fancy..thrusts...
Four pounds of hotwings, three pilfered credstiks, two major punts,
and a lobby surfer in a pear tree...
On the twelfth day of Christmas, my patrons gave to me,
Twelve twits o' TOS, Eleven rusty knights, Ten Typo Demons,
Nine Cheysuli breeding, Eight darts a-flying,
Seven mages casting, Six babes a-flirting,
Five..fancy..thrusts...
Four pounds of hotwings, three pilfered credstiks, two major punts,
and a lobby surfer in a pear tree...
::bow::
::fade::