Too many forks. Way too many-- wait, let's back up.
There seemed to be a crime spree breaking out in Rhy'Din City. A most unusual one. Apparently, thieves were breaking into private homes, estates, banquet halls, even stores, and were stealing their stocks of silverware. Normally, such a thing would make the silversmiths quite pleased. After all, restocking all of the silverware means added revenue.. except, in this case, the death knight himself worked as a silversmith, and just to add another quirk to the case, the thief or thieves were only stealing forks.
And just guess, who'se job is it to replace all of the bloody forks, for every bloody business and bloody home in this entire flaming, bloody city!?
Yep. It's his.
Sitting back down at his little miniature stool, he looked up at the wooden board the owner of the smithy uses to post orders. A thin eyebrow twitches upward as he counts the sheer number of forks on the list.
Ahem.
Sixty-eight: plain, four-pronged forks.
Twelve: plain, three-pronged forks.
Twenty-two: plain, oversized, four-pronged forks.
Seventy: four-pronged forks, with flower engravings in the handle.
Six: four-pronged forks, with dagger engravings in the handle.
One: double-oversized, three-pronged fork, with a dragon engraved in the handle.
One hundred twenty-three: plain, oversized, three-pronged forks.
The list went on. Too many forks. Way too many bloody forks! And this was on top of the usual orders the silver forge got! Ayreg yelled into the smithy proper, "You'd better get down to the alchemist, and take some iron stock for her to convert into silver for us. We've got some major orders to fill here."
"Aye, lad, Ah've alrea'ee don' tha'. Luci`us'll be ba' soon wi' da' stoock f'er ye'!" He heard back.
Picking up a bag of silver stock, his cold chisel, and two hardies -- one sharp-topped, the other flat-topped -- Ayreg makes a note to go about the city tonight and bring a brutal, bloody end to the fork-stealing crime spree.
There seemed to be a crime spree breaking out in Rhy'Din City. A most unusual one. Apparently, thieves were breaking into private homes, estates, banquet halls, even stores, and were stealing their stocks of silverware. Normally, such a thing would make the silversmiths quite pleased. After all, restocking all of the silverware means added revenue.. except, in this case, the death knight himself worked as a silversmith, and just to add another quirk to the case, the thief or thieves were only stealing forks.
And just guess, who'se job is it to replace all of the bloody forks, for every bloody business and bloody home in this entire flaming, bloody city!?
Yep. It's his.
Sitting back down at his little miniature stool, he looked up at the wooden board the owner of the smithy uses to post orders. A thin eyebrow twitches upward as he counts the sheer number of forks on the list.
Ahem.
Sixty-eight: plain, four-pronged forks.
Twelve: plain, three-pronged forks.
Twenty-two: plain, oversized, four-pronged forks.
Seventy: four-pronged forks, with flower engravings in the handle.
Six: four-pronged forks, with dagger engravings in the handle.
One: double-oversized, three-pronged fork, with a dragon engraved in the handle.
One hundred twenty-three: plain, oversized, three-pronged forks.
The list went on. Too many forks. Way too many bloody forks! And this was on top of the usual orders the silver forge got! Ayreg yelled into the smithy proper, "You'd better get down to the alchemist, and take some iron stock for her to convert into silver for us. We've got some major orders to fill here."
"Aye, lad, Ah've alrea'ee don' tha'. Luci`us'll be ba' soon wi' da' stoock f'er ye'!" He heard back.
Picking up a bag of silver stock, his cold chisel, and two hardies -- one sharp-topped, the other flat-topped -- Ayreg makes a note to go about the city tonight and bring a brutal, bloody end to the fork-stealing crime spree.