Morg ushered the meeting quickly through the more mind-numbing details of the by-laws and constitution under which GARBAGE operated. Some questions arose as to the name of the union. Certain goblins prone to more egalitarian thought raised issue with the seemingly sexist nature of GARBAGE.
Lomzurg put it most simply. ?-Brotherhood- Against Goblin Exploitation don?t let das girl goblins join us. And wes needs them, yep, really.?
Karg added his copious agreement. ?Aye, brother Lomzurg puts the matter quite eloquently. If we are to ascend to the very summit of freedom from oppression, it cannot be on the backs of our sistren who must equally share in the glorious vision that comes at such glorious heights! We must raise all those who have oppression. ~Dunn~ to them.
We must be champions?.?
And for about twenty minutes Karg continued in this line of exhorting.
Morg would have interupted sooner, except he himself had fallen asleep in the first minute. Had it not been for a very mild burp from Aulywysheius (a mere 1.6 on the Aulywysheius scale) Morg and most of the other goblins may well have continued sleeping. As it was, the burp stirred them (along with several of the branches on near by trees) to action.
Morg gaveled twice. Karg paused mid expounding, and looked at the podium. Morg was quick to take advantage of the pause. ?Karg, tell me something. What is the first half of this union?s name??
A hesitant Karg replied,? Greater Army of Rhydin??
?Very good.? Answered a yawning Morg. ?Now,? he continued,? who controls the Greater Army of Rhydin??
Karg was about to answer, but the front section of the goblins could be heard thinking aloud with the always impressive ?Duuuuhhhhhh?? Morg answered them with a simple motion to the very last section of the bleachers in which were sitting some very buff looking female goblins.
While the rest of the goblins proceeded to drool over the sight, Karg grinned to Morg, and retook his seat with an embarrassed, ?Nevermind.?
Morg sighed, gaveled the attention back to the podium, and shifted his notes.
And the meeting continued.