Topic: Dear Rico...

LadyAjaBird

Date: 2014-10-20 00:28 EST
—Inspired by Whiskas Dear Kitten videos.—

Aja walks up behind Rico and playfully slaps the back of his head. When he turns to look at her she smiles. "Dear Rico..."

"Stop it." sighed Rico when he realized what was going to follow.

"Now that I have whapped you in the head the customary three times today, I feel it is my duty to take you for a muffin." Rico sighed heavily, there was no way to stop her when she got in this sort of mood. He"d simply have to endure it. "A muffin is a cake like substance that Mrs B swears is different than a cupcake because it lacks frosting. By that logic, I have decided that cupcakes are muffins once you lick the frosting off and are then considered good for you."

"It doesn't work that way." he added as they walked towards Mrs. B"s bakery.

"Do not ruin my reality with your logic." she grinned. "Dear Rico?"

"I should've never introduced you to the interwebs." he was smiling slightly as he said. As much as he protested, she was still very amusing to him.

"Since we have established that you should have a muffin, we must warn you about the dangers of Mrs. B, the "muffin" pusher."

"I"m going to tell her that you call her that.." he smirked.

"Mrs B is a huge flirt and will attempt to keep you in her shop longer than is necessary. Like a mini hostage situation which we will have to buy copious amounts of the muffins to secure your release."

"Isn’t it more like extortion?"

"Do I look like Teddy?" Aja grinned. "The legal eagle stuff is all his department." They went inside the bakery, Aja putting a halt to her Dear Rico teasing for the moment.

LadyAjaBird

Date: 2014-11-01 21:52 EST
Aja was making her rounds about town when she saw Rico through the open door of the Ye Olde Meat Shop. He was talking to Primo Zella. She grinned and went into the shop, quietly as always, stopping right behind him.

"Dear Rico.." she started and watched with a smirk as his shoulders moved as he inhaled deeply and exhaled, resigning himself to what would be following. "Since you are already some grade A beefcake...I should tell you that it could be considered cannibalism ordering items from a butcher shop."

"One of these, Aja".Pow?" he sighed and turned slightly to look at her, his fist shaking a little.

"Dear Rico...too much red meat can make you violent." he just hung his head a little, trying not to laugh and Aja leaned on the counter near him. "So. Whatcha gettin da meat fer?"

"I"m gonna tie it to you and toss you overboard." he grinned.

"Might I suggest then, the sausage?" Aja motioned to the glass case. "It’s on sale." she waggled her brows at him with a cheeky grin and he laughed patting her on the shoulder fondly.

"There’s something very wrong with you."

"Like ya needed ta tell me dat." She winked and smiled brightly when Primo was heading back with Rico’s order. "Primo! How da heck are ya?"

LadyAjaBird

Date: 2014-11-13 03:08 EST
At Hugh Townsend's shop-Tea Time

Aja sneaks up behind him while h’"s having tea.

"Dear Rico," Aja started practically making Rico choke on his tea. "when drinking tea and having tiny cucumber sammiches, one must extend a pinky out. Tis the dandy thing to do."

"I really dislike you right now." he said wiping off his vest where tea had split when she had startled him.

"Dear Rico, I mock yer dislike." she kissed him on the cheek and took a seat near him, picking up her napkin and shaking it out. "Where Mami?"

"In the parlor." Rico answered, putting his napkin back to his lap.

"Phone?" Aja glanced over only catching a glimpse of the lady in question.

"Yes." Rico reached over and turned up Aja’s tea cup and signaled for the server. Aja kept an eye on where Mami was. "Surprised that she’s in town. Any clue why?"

"Nope." Rico glanced back as well.

"Another day"s problem." Aja said then went quiet about that subject when Mami started back towards them. "Dear Rico?"

"Oh boy." he sighed.

"Now that you have been alerted to the fact you have some prissy boy habits, I think it"s time we get you a top hat."

"A top hat?"

"A top hat was once a signifier of an upper class gentleman."

"If I kick your arse, will you stop?"

"Dear Rico, dandy gentleman do not kick arse." Aja grinned. "They are far too wussy to engage in sports of the "lower class" folk."

"Aja." Mami scolded as she sat down at the table. "Decorum."

"Yes. Ma"am." Aja just smirked a little and gave the server a smile as they poured the tea.

LadyAjaBird

Date: 2015-02-02 02:26 EST
Zack doesn't get missed by Aja's teasing either....

"Dear Zack?"

"Don’t you have Rico for this stuff?"

"Sharin the love, Lotion Boy!" she ruffles his hair. "As we have determined that you have fondness for lotion, I wonder if you have experimented with other such girly products. Such as glitter nail polish, face masks and hair gel. I have to imagine that you have something in your bathroom cabinet that makes yer hair stand up that way. Or, it’s jist really terrified of you." Aja grinned. "Or, you've been sticking things in the light socket again. Which you shouldn't do" seriously. Ya could hurt yerself." Zack stared at her almost making her giggle. "I seen dis one dude" he shoved a screwdriver into the socket and it smelled like singed hair fer like a week! It was dreadful."

LadyAjaBird

Date: 2015-09-08 20:24 EST
Another Dear Zack

"Dear Zack" " Aja started as she came up behind Zack. "when trying to avoid a playful pirate, it is wise to avoid the places she would inhabit. Such as this fine tavern we find ourselves in right now."

"I should have Rico take you in a for CAT scan." he replied with a slight smile.

"There is nothing wrong with my cat. Dirty bird."

"There's nothing wrong with being dirty."

"If yer a pig in a sty."

"Or a mud wrestler?"

"That would ok too." Aja just grinned broadly and signaled for the bartender.