This speech was given while Aaron stood on top of the fountain in the middle of the market, drinking from a bottle of Badsider, with a copy of Matt Simon's speech in hand.

"I've only got one thing to say!" Aaron shouted to the citizens who had gathered around, nearby a kid he paid held a camera to record him. "...or several! But I'm gonna keep it short. I'll be..s...suu...what?s the word..."

"Succinct!" Someone shouted from the crowd.

"That!" Aaron shouted back, pointing at the crowd since he didn't quite know who said it.

"Matt Simon wants me to give him all this information and stuff, I don't have most of it yet. It's an idea I'm still working on, some details will be released in The Rhy'Din Post, I guess, since I did an interview the other night."

He paused to take a swig of his Badsider.

"But yeah, I'm totally going to do all that sh*t! I mean, come on, who doesn't want that?"

A few people lifted their hands, grumbling. Aaron laughed and shrugged, then adjusted the Uncle Sam hat he wore which had a Canadian oak leaf safety pinned over the star.

"All I've got to say is: Aaron Marshall for Prime Goverdent!"

Several cheered him on, though it was likely because he was truly an amusing act as he stumbled down the back of the stone dragon, half sliding to the street below. He took another swig of beer and waltzed on through the crowd with that camera toting kid in tow, disappearing into a nearby music shop named Rock of Ages.