Topic: Don't be a bore, vote for Cor~!

Elly

Date: 2007-12-14 13:31 EST
In the marketplace there was much hustle and bustle all around the golden statue of Corlanthis Wystansayr- recently polished and to a pristine sheen and shimmer. A countless number of pumpkinheads had gathered around it, some chanting, some bowing down to the statue. A few curious children had gathered as well, watching and wondering. Actual adults of the voting age seemed to be few in numbers; perhaps the pumpkinheads were a turn off"

The Witch was dressed up despite the cold. Crimson locks had been braided and wrapped into a fancy bun on her head, decorated with small jeweled hair pins. She wore a business suit that consisted of a brilliant silk purple blazer, and a black mini skirt. Legs were covered in black stockings and her shoes were purple pumps, giving her extra height as always and clicked against cobblestones as she wandered hither and thither. For a while, she leaned against the statue, bullhorn in hand, simply watching the crowd. Suddenly seeming satisfied with it, The Witch nodded to herself with a smile and spun about, sparkles trailing her feet as she floated high into the air, eventually settling on the golden statue of Cor's shoulder to take a seat.

"Greetings everyone~!" Her voice echoed loudly through the bullhorn and over the market, quieting the crowd gathered. "I'm sure everyone is aware of the goober-natorial election going on right now to find our next governor~ Kitty has done a really great job so far but sadly she's not going to run again so we have to find someone to fill her shoes~ We all have to be careful who we put in this position of power, because the wrong person can ruin Rhydin~!! So I come here to you today, as the leader of Rhydin, to share with you who it is I endorse personally for governor~ Who I am personally going to be campaigning for, and who will work with me and not against~"

"Corlanthis Wystansayr~!"

The Witch giggled and had to pause as passionate 'BA's and 'BOO's roared up from the crowd gathered. The pumpkinheads did love their hero.

"Corlanthis Wystansayr~ He's a really great guy that stands up for even 'the little guy' here, and if he's elected he'll be sure to make sure even creatures that aren't the smartest or even humanoid will have rights~ And did you know he has an omelet shop that he charges little, if anything, for the food and services there~" Isn't that wonderful~? If Cor's elected he can continue feeding the hungry and healing the sick~ He'll make sure everyone is fed and clothed and healthy and happy and we'll work together to beautify Rhydin, outside and inside~"

"A vote for Cor is a vote for love~!"

"A vote for Cor is a vote for happiness~!!"

"A vote for Cor is a vote for beauty~!!!"

"A vote for Cor is a vote for equality~!!!!"

"A vote for Cor is a vote for free iced tea~!!!!!"

"A vote for Cor is a vote for a positive future for Rhydin~!!!!!!"

"So don't make a mistake and throw away your future and vote~!! VOTE FOR COR~!"

((I also have Cor player's permission to post this on his behalf, so no worries there!))