There was a quick press conference called, it wasn't as large as Wolvinator's previously rallies or speeches, and it was meant as a response to all of the recent events that had been taking place.
The candidate sat at a desk, from his home at the Grayskull estate, wearing a collared blue shirt. The first two buttons of the collar were unbuttoned, and his sleeves were rolled up to his elbows. He looked directly ahead as he spoke, and this address was also meant to be transcribed so that citizens without the use of technology would be able to read the message.
"My fellow citizens, I come before you today to address our fair city in light of recent events.
"This entire election is being made into a complete farce by individuals that claim to be omnipotent. I am not entirely sure why beings of such magnitude, as they so claim to be, would interfere in mortal affairs.
"As the days pass, these accusations become more and more outrageous. I suppose I am going to become the blame for the Kennedy Assassination next, or perhaps the Salem witch trials, or the Borg assault of Wolf 359. This election is being made a mockery out of individuals that are not even involved, nor care about the electoral process.
"I come to you today to apologize for all the senseless propaganda you are hearing. I understand that even though I may not be responsible for it, having my name on the ballot makes me feel indirectly responsible. I refuse to continue answering any of these ridiculous accusations, as I feel that it is an insult to not only me, but to you the people as well.
"If these beings are so powerful as they claim, why would they waste their time at all bothering the general populace" Surely they have elite time traveling powers, where they could just travel back in time and erase any "threats" from existence. Or perhaps bat an eyelash, and stuff the ballot boxes accordingly. Why do they not do it' Because it is absurd.
"As I sit here, I am a man that refuses to yield. This isn't a struggle for power, this isn't an ascension into nobility or immortality. This is an election. I, Wolvinator, made you a campaign promise. I intend to work for the people, diplomatically, and as peacefully as possible. I am proud to come before you, and take these nonsensical accusations head on, so that the public will not have to. By accepting the nomination from the primary elections, I realize that I have become a gigantic political target. That being said, I know that my campaign will not be in vain.
"I am the first to admit, that I am not perfect. No one is, and I have never claimed to be such. Mistakes are made, and from those mistakes....lessons are learned. This election has been a learning process, and I have been able to grow a great deal from this election alone, and I look forward to continuing onward, whether it is as your next governor, or down whatever path that life takes me down.
"Ladies and gentlemen, citizens of Rhy"Din, my name is Wolvinator. I am running for Governor. My campaign slogan has been, and will remain Wolvinator 2008: Unbreakable. I refuse to break now, nor will I ever. These tactics will not break my campaign stride, and if you should choose me as your next governor, I ensure you that my resolve will remain as steadfast as it is now.
"Thank you.?
With that, the man smiled and nodded as the screen faded to black, with his campaign slogan appearing on screen. Transcripts of the address would be disseminated accordingly.
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The candidate sat at a desk, from his home at the Grayskull estate, wearing a collared blue shirt. The first two buttons of the collar were unbuttoned, and his sleeves were rolled up to his elbows. He looked directly ahead as he spoke, and this address was also meant to be transcribed so that citizens without the use of technology would be able to read the message.
"My fellow citizens, I come before you today to address our fair city in light of recent events.
"This entire election is being made into a complete farce by individuals that claim to be omnipotent. I am not entirely sure why beings of such magnitude, as they so claim to be, would interfere in mortal affairs.
"As the days pass, these accusations become more and more outrageous. I suppose I am going to become the blame for the Kennedy Assassination next, or perhaps the Salem witch trials, or the Borg assault of Wolf 359. This election is being made a mockery out of individuals that are not even involved, nor care about the electoral process.
"I come to you today to apologize for all the senseless propaganda you are hearing. I understand that even though I may not be responsible for it, having my name on the ballot makes me feel indirectly responsible. I refuse to continue answering any of these ridiculous accusations, as I feel that it is an insult to not only me, but to you the people as well.
"If these beings are so powerful as they claim, why would they waste their time at all bothering the general populace" Surely they have elite time traveling powers, where they could just travel back in time and erase any "threats" from existence. Or perhaps bat an eyelash, and stuff the ballot boxes accordingly. Why do they not do it' Because it is absurd.
"As I sit here, I am a man that refuses to yield. This isn't a struggle for power, this isn't an ascension into nobility or immortality. This is an election. I, Wolvinator, made you a campaign promise. I intend to work for the people, diplomatically, and as peacefully as possible. I am proud to come before you, and take these nonsensical accusations head on, so that the public will not have to. By accepting the nomination from the primary elections, I realize that I have become a gigantic political target. That being said, I know that my campaign will not be in vain.
"I am the first to admit, that I am not perfect. No one is, and I have never claimed to be such. Mistakes are made, and from those mistakes....lessons are learned. This election has been a learning process, and I have been able to grow a great deal from this election alone, and I look forward to continuing onward, whether it is as your next governor, or down whatever path that life takes me down.
"Ladies and gentlemen, citizens of Rhy"Din, my name is Wolvinator. I am running for Governor. My campaign slogan has been, and will remain Wolvinator 2008: Unbreakable. I refuse to break now, nor will I ever. These tactics will not break my campaign stride, and if you should choose me as your next governor, I ensure you that my resolve will remain as steadfast as it is now.
"Thank you.?
With that, the man smiled and nodded as the screen faded to black, with his campaign slogan appearing on screen. Transcripts of the address would be disseminated accordingly.
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