Robert arrived at the polling station with a cart loaded with kegs of rum. He set up a table which was manned by the infamous twins from the Powder Keg pub know near and far for their......um titilating conversation skills...

"Come friends an' fornicators cast yer vote an' recieve a free dram o' rum....Vote fer Robert Kidd an' get a free tankard o' rum an' a kiss from one o' thje loverly twins. Vote twice fer Robert Kidd an' get a free keg o' rum an' well wha' e'er ye can arrange wit' a twin is yer business."

Robert smiled at the twins as then raised their skirts and lowered their necklines.

"Tha' should get me atleast a couple votes."