Topic: Imp for Governor!!

Imp

Date: 2007-01-04 18:28 EST
The loud music of a marching parade is heard around the Marketplace. The parade winds its way through the crowded streets and stops right before Imp's Little Shop of Horrors, where a small platform has been raised. Imp steps up to the platform, dressed in a purple suit with zebra print lapels, purple flare leg pants and a purple velvet wide-brimmed hat with a zebra print band.

"My peeps! It is with great pomp and circumcision that I am announcing my inclusion in the Goobernatorial ballot!" The crowd goes wild.

Imp waves at his adoring public and after they quiet down some he continues, "After serious consideration and seeing the posters for the current candidates, well, if the Easter Bunny, a vampire, and a pirate can be candidates, then I can be a candidate, too!" More wild cheering.

"I know I'm exactly what RhyDin needs! I promise to pimp out the town! Womens will only wear the sexiest outfits my shop has to offer...." Imp covers the mike to listen to Guimpdo who is pulling his sleeve to get his attention, but Guimpdo's not-so-subtle whisper can still be heard. "They already do that, boss."

"Oh." Imp turns back to the crowd. "Never mind that last one....uh....I promise you free dueling in the Arena and...." Again Imp is interrupted, this time by Gimpno's whisper, "Dueling is always free, boss."

"Ok! Never mind that either! I promise free education..."

"Education is free for elementary school, boss." Interrupts Guimpdo.

"Except the private schools that do charge outrageously so the parents can brag about it." Gimpno pipes in.

"Yeah, and they make the girls wear those cute little skirts." Continues Guimpdo.

"As I was saying before I was so rudely interrupted!" Imp cuts in before the two keep on going down that road. Giving them a silencing glare. "I promise to clean the streets of RhyDin! All criminals will be publicly executed! There will be blood and gore for everyone!"

*cricket*

The crowd looks confused at the last promise. Imp knows there's one thing that will win them over. "I also promise to give everyone a nekkid Imp calendar and free ale for all the womens!!!"

Yup! That did it! The crowd goes wild again. Guimpdo and Gimpno busy themselves passing out buttons that read "I'm IMPressed with IMP!" The band starts to play again, and the shouts of "Imp for Governor!" and "Let's P'Imp RhyDin" can be heard all over the marketplace.

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