Topic: Jesse's Campaign Announcement

Spell

Date: 2017-10-02 15:30 EST
Win the debate = Check Win the governors cage match = Check Get 18% of the vote even though I backed out of the race after winning the debate = Check

Lots of laughs everyone.

I learned many things from this experience.

1. Summoning a succubus is a little annoying but burning them is fun. 2. If you're ever stuck in a corner and called a slut just scream that you got sexually assaulted because that'll shut them up. It's like screaming fire instead of help. It grabs more attention. 3. People don't know how to debate in this city. 4. I voted for Colleen. 5. Next time you guys hold a party for the WHOLE CITY, be sure to have punch and pie and NOT just booze, icecream, and nachos. C'mon, Claire. You know better. 6. I'm going to take my wafflehouse giftcard btw. Please send it to me. 7. Collie won so grats on that. 8. Hookers are expensive if you keep them for over 48 hours but they wanted to go go-carting and I couldn't say no since we're friends. 9. I lost track of what this list was about so yeah. 10. Hi.

Spell

Date: 2017-10-02 15:47 EST
Oh and a follow up.

This is a public announcement to Zan that I think we should go out on a date since someone at the cage match said we should.

I like TGI Fridays, Chili's, or well anywhere that does blooming onion.

Call or text me here at 542-0069, ask for Jesse since someone else might pick up the phone.