Uh, yeaaaah....yes, Jesse, um. Hi, hello, totally normal human here. Yeah, totally normal. Uh, what?s your stance on undead rights" Do you support equal rights between the living and the dead, or will you continue the subjugation of the living-impaired" If you do support equal rights, what steps will you take towards that direction, and what sort of timeline can we expect'
I'm pro-undead rights. Because, at the end of the day, everything will turn to the side of death as that is the fate of Equalibirum. You cannot have life without death, and you cannot have a beginning without an end. Many do not look into the far future, as they are too focused on the here and now to really care what will come once their small lives are over; or escape the path by constantly abusing time magiks to keep far, far away from the death of space and time, though through said death will be rebirth as space and time snaps back like a tightly spun rubber band and all will be relived without any knowledge of the prior...over, and over, and over.
Those who shun the undead simply shun their own inevitable fate. As Rhydin is as Rhydin is, all are equal under the eyes of the Elder Gods of the deep dark. What will I do to support equal rights" Duh. Have an undead-themed party, because it's not like the governor can demand re-education camps or the like. Everyone love sugar skulls. Anyone who says different are liars.
Follow up question: Have you talked to Xanth, er, yeah, Xanth lately' No reason, I just. You know. Reallyneedyoutwotogettogetherformyownfutureexistence. I mean uh, HEY, just saying, maybe you two should try talking" I'm sure he's got some great ideas for running the city.
I've already planned on asking Xanth to come on as a member of parliament should I succeed in becoming governor. Either that or let him become the official librarian of the governors office. I'd rather the first, since he can then act as a buffer between mineself and Matt Simon - who I will also be inviting into parliament.