After a bit of time past the Primaries, and after his first carnival project, the time had come for G'nort Dragoon-Talanador to make a statement regarding the coming election.
He wrote a letter for the media to publish in all visible forms of communication for the public to view.
"My Fellow Rhydinians.
I am certain a great deal of you know me. Many more have heard of me via reputation. And more still have at the very least seen me at some point in their lives.
I've currently been embroiled in a scandal with my campaign manager. I will only respond to that to say simply, it is not true. If it were, I would most likely admit to it. It would be nothing for me to be ashamed of, and am only disappointed because it is a slander campaign designed to affect my running for Governor.
On to my next order of business. Why you should vote for me over any of my other candidates.
Over Wolvinator. Frankly, I'm the better candidate than he is. I don't come with all this destructive behavior or baggage that seems to be included in his campaign. Not to mention the fangirls that seem to be pining for him.
I am more sociable. I am the better figurehead. I am better diplomatically refined. I don't need to convince you I'm unbreakable. I just am.
Over Matt Simon. He's got more than enough to handle with running the Outback and with his commitment to his travel amongst the stars. Good man, just distracted. You'll need someone in office who can arrange the time to dedicate himself to trying to improve Rhydin. Plus, as he's always saying, he's old. He could die any time of old age. Might not make it to next year. Do you want to vote a dying Governor into office? I think not.
Over Karen Wilder. She walks with a limp, has a thick and hard to comprehend accent, has an armed force already patrolling the city, and has religious backing. This is a dangerous combination. Besides, if she's already patrolling our streets, do we need to vote her into the office anyway'
In closing. I'm a man of the people looking to serve the people. Not my own self interests, not as something else to do, and not to justify what I do. I genuinely want to ensure the safety of our citizens. To see to it that the middle class get a wage increase and tax break. I want to govern for you, not for me.
Make the right choice. Make Rhydin's choice.
Vote G'nort."
He wrote a letter for the media to publish in all visible forms of communication for the public to view.
"My Fellow Rhydinians.
I am certain a great deal of you know me. Many more have heard of me via reputation. And more still have at the very least seen me at some point in their lives.
I've currently been embroiled in a scandal with my campaign manager. I will only respond to that to say simply, it is not true. If it were, I would most likely admit to it. It would be nothing for me to be ashamed of, and am only disappointed because it is a slander campaign designed to affect my running for Governor.
On to my next order of business. Why you should vote for me over any of my other candidates.
Over Wolvinator. Frankly, I'm the better candidate than he is. I don't come with all this destructive behavior or baggage that seems to be included in his campaign. Not to mention the fangirls that seem to be pining for him.
I am more sociable. I am the better figurehead. I am better diplomatically refined. I don't need to convince you I'm unbreakable. I just am.
Over Matt Simon. He's got more than enough to handle with running the Outback and with his commitment to his travel amongst the stars. Good man, just distracted. You'll need someone in office who can arrange the time to dedicate himself to trying to improve Rhydin. Plus, as he's always saying, he's old. He could die any time of old age. Might not make it to next year. Do you want to vote a dying Governor into office? I think not.
Over Karen Wilder. She walks with a limp, has a thick and hard to comprehend accent, has an armed force already patrolling the city, and has religious backing. This is a dangerous combination. Besides, if she's already patrolling our streets, do we need to vote her into the office anyway'
In closing. I'm a man of the people looking to serve the people. Not my own self interests, not as something else to do, and not to justify what I do. I genuinely want to ensure the safety of our citizens. To see to it that the middle class get a wage increase and tax break. I want to govern for you, not for me.
Make the right choice. Make Rhydin's choice.
Vote G'nort."