Topic: Thank you, or Indecisive Behavior?

(Lost To Time)

Date: 2008-01-21 02:21 EST
Bob was active lately. He was seriously trying to prevent the deaths and destruction on a scale not seen in rhydin in awhile now, but when he heard the news of the attack on his buildings, then the recovery of them, oddly. He had this to say in reply to the attack in a letter to everybody.

Dear People of Rhydin.

I come to you today in a fog of confusion. My bulidings were attacked. I dont know by who yet but I have a pretty good idea of who did. His name starts with a W! It is my theory anyways once I have evidence of this I will for sure pass it along and show you what Wolvinator does to the people he can not stand, espically when they are right. You people will be correct in thinking the same thing I know. When your common sense meets with his paranoid delusions that the world is out to get him. You will be seen as the enemy. Chances are you will be attacked just like I was.

Now, for the confused part. As I mentioned before my buildings and some of my friends were attacked with no mercy. But despite this destruction, Wolvinator's lap dog of a servant, Q. Before I go further I would like to say that I know Wolvinator and Q are quite good friends apparently Ive seen them together. Oddly enough Q only shows up when I decide to put the pressure on alittle bit.

Q is a mid level power sourced creature and he decided to rebuild my things. Why would Q do this. Normally he is as destructive as his little pal and would not have mind shaking things up alittle bit! Wolvinator must have requested the the damage done in his name be covered up before anybody noticed it. If people really knew what he was about it would have ruined him for sure. So the lap dog helped his friend out. I can sense powers and I know it was him who did it.

This should tell you one thing. Wolvinator is indecisive at best. A leader needs to be decisive and take responsiblity for their actions. Wolvinator could not do this and he isnt even anything right now. He wanted to destroy my buildings, and he ordered it done! then he took it back. So I say this. Thank you for rebuilding my things, but your lack of willpower is a danger to us all. I would have respected you alittle bit if you would have stuck to your guns. If you can not even do this, or keep it done. What good will you be as the Gov?, wolvinator. You can tell everybody else what and how to do things, but you can not even control your self.

Your will has been broken, and you are the one who did it your self. Your fear of your true colors showing has you terrified. Wolvinator. You sir, are a coward. Do not mistake compassion for cowardice. It is an easy mistake I know. So let me help you remember, and let me tell the rest of the people of Rhydin so they can constantly remind you of who you are, and what you are.

Your personal terror and fears will get everybody killed under pressure when it really counts. Save the city alot of trouble and back out of this race for the GOOD of the people.

Signed.

Bob.

::This letter would be sent city wide and posted anywhere people would see it in large places, public places, light posts, and every mailbox in the city::

SereneSerpentine

Date: 2008-01-21 16:30 EST
-Little preggers Sera waddled through the market place, her eyes scanning over the posters and bulletins that were tacked everywhere. She stopped, reading over some that involved Wolvinator. She wrinkled her nose. Now, her fiance; Brian Fury and Wolvinator were two people who just did not get along. But she knew Wolvinator. She knew all of this to be lies. Wolvinator would never harm an innocent soul nor would he just attempt to murder and wipe out those irritate him. He was much more rational. Even as someone who was not a friend of him, she knew this much to be true.

She leaned down, holding her stomach with a little grunt and picked up a can of spray paint that had been left behind. Shaking up the can as she stood, she smiled. She had always wanted to do something naughty like this.

With that, the word "LIES" was sprayed out across all of the bulletins, posters , and letters she could fine. Satisfied, the can of paint was tossed to the side and she moved on with her walk.

Wolvinator was not someone she would most likely ever be friends with, but she knew that he was the best man to do the job. She was going to have a child soon and she wanted Rhy'din to be the best and safest place it could be. Wolvinator looked to be one of the few candidates who could help. She nodded her head in silent prayer to the gods as she walked, praying for the future of her family.

Q

Date: 2008-01-22 19:55 EST
A flash of white light ignited over every single copy Bob's letter. An instant later, the words on the pages began to re-arrange themselves. When they had finished moving, they had formed the following message:

"Really, now. You must stop this. It's getting to be personally embarrassing to me as a higher being to find myself compared to your obvious fiction.

"It's quite clear to everyone that this 'Bob' character is simply one of Wolvinator's aliases. The twisted little mutant seems to think that we'll fall all over ourselves to defend him against the evil and "omnipotent" Bob.

"Honestly, Wolvinator. Couldn't you come up with a better fictional villain for you to triumph over" Perhaps something with fangs, or tentacles. Better yet, something with a few brains. Defeating such a buffoon hardly makes you seem at all competent.

"Of course, competency is not exactly a strong suit with you humans, now is it' Perhaps I should be commending you that your tiny ape-brain was capable of coming up with something as Machiavellian as concocting a villainous alter-ego for you to make look foolish, but alas, I find that I just can't bring myself to congratulate some evolutionary mishap for stumbling upon some semblance of cunning.

"So I've decided instead to pretend as if I were completely unaware of your absurd plot. Clearly you're quite desperate that we all believe you to be some kind of victim, Wolvinator, so I will play my part accordingly. Observe:

"You dastardly villain, Bob! How dare you attempt to frame the good-hearted Wolvinator in such a manner" Fie on you, you great cretin of ineptitude!

"There. Now you can go back to playing your chattering little monkey games."

At the end of the response rests a single letter in a flowery script.

-Q