Having heard G and Kitty deny the article when he was playing politics in the inn, the pirate gets a copy of the tape and posts the notarized transcript so that the citizens can judge for themselves.
Posters of the transcript go up about the town. James smiles a pirate smile, "E'en a pirate should tell th' truth once in a while."
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G: Skyler's more of an insect, Cory. Like a cockroach. No matter what happens, he always turns up. Kitty Onyxfire: ::mumbles into her glass:: He's a flippin worm. Cory: Insect, worm. ::Shrug:: Both easy t'squish. Kitty Onyxfire: ::looks at G'nort:: As long as he makes my friend happy, I'll deal with his existance. G: Your friend would probably be happier with fifty bucks. Kitty Onyxfire: Nah. She's turned down more than that for him. G: I wonder if he drugged her. G: Skyler, really, is one of the greatest scums of the realm. Kitty Onyxfire: ::chuckles:: No. I think she's honestly in love with him. He doesn't treat her like he does everyone else. As long as that doesn't change...he can live. G: Better kill'im now before he hurts her. G: Umm, I mean.. Kitty Onyxfire: ::grins:: G: Better to get rid of him in a non-lethal way. G: Cause, as a campaigning political figure, I would *never* endorse lethal action against someone. G: ::quietly::Unless it was Max or Jona or Lupton. Kitty Onyxfire: Oh...speaking of the campaign. Your counterpart is certainly working hard. He's even tried to get on my good side. ::snickers so hard she snorts:: G: I'd heard he wasn't really doing much. Other than getting some harpies to work on his team. G: And we all know Harpies are evil creatures. Kitty Onyxfire: They're not really Harpies. G: Whereas I am a noble Politician. G: No" Kitty Onyxfire: That's their club name or something. ::waves a clawed hand about:: G: I was misled then. Kitty Onyxfire: His wife Tara, Jewell, and Amthyst are all some sort of Harpy Club. G: Well, if they're based off of the creature, they cannot be much better. G: Amthy is one" Kitty Onyxfire: I'm afraid so. G: And here I thought she was fond of me. Kitty Onyxfire: She's fond of everyone. G: I'll have to charm her. Kitty Onyxfire: Shower her with sparklies and pretty things and you'll have her heart. G: Why would people want such a creature in a political office" A vampire slaver with intergalactic interests. G: I'm simply the better candidate. Kitty Onyxfire: ::smiles and shrugs:: I agree. If it's any consolation, I know you have Miles vote. G: Who is Miles" G: Or rather, remind me who Miles is. Kitty Onyxfire: ::looks at G'nort like he just asked her what the Sun was:: Miles Malign" The pirate that Amthy dotes on" G: Ooh, well then that could be a step in the right direction. G: After all, a vote for me would be a vote for a cleaner, safer Rhydin. G: You know. I really must make my presence more known. I'm mildly concerned that people will vote for Talomar simply because they know who he is, rather than the more qualified candidate. G: Which is clearly me. Kitty Onyxfire: It's entirely a valid worry, dear boy. You really must get out and about more. G: Didn't I hire you to spread the Gospel of Gnort"::grins:: Kitty Onyxfire: The person who gets voted for, is the one that captures the hearts of it's people. Kitty Onyxfire: ::grins:: You mentioned it once. G: Oh, I know.::grins:: That's why I'm so fabulously charming.::grins:: G: Then you're on my payroll" So, how much word have you spread" Kitty Onyxfire: Have you sent out for little Vote for G buttons yet" [G: Gotta get in there, whisper things. G: They're being printed up and such as we speak. G: I'll make sure you get an entire collection of your very own. G: A complete set, if you like. Kitty Onyxfire: I have been very verbal of my support for you and why. G: Then if you need to, sell them on G-Bay for a buck or two. G: ::chuckles:: Kitty Onyxfire: I'm also pretty good at mudslinging. Which I've also done a time or two. G: In a political campaign, a little mudslinging is most accepted. G: I hope to have a debate with him. Kitty Onyxfire: Perhaps I should look into setting that up...::purses her lips:: G: ::smiles::I'm sure him and his buddies are working on some negativity about me. Kitty Onyxfire: Oh, I'm sure. G: ::grins:: Any campaigning can be a help. I'll even make some appearances for you when I can. That way maybe there could be a Q&A session for me. Kitty Onyxfire: Well, if you have free time on Sundays, swing on by. G: ::chuckles:: Yeah, surely there'd be some time. Rare, but a chance. Kitty Onyxfire: All else fails, you send me your open times and I'll try to work with it. G: ::grins::Well, we'll see how it turns out, then we can have an interesting evening. G: You know, Kitty, if this works and I'm made Governor, there might be room for you in the Governor's mansion. Kitty Onyxfire: ::chuckles:: As delightful as that would be, I have the entire Helston House to keep running. What with all the Helstons off and rumming about in other realms. G: They have a lot of valuables in there" Kitty Onyxfire: Since Larook doesn't seem inclined to return any time soon, I've been keeping the place going. And yes...there is. G: ::rubs his chin then taps his lips thoughtfully::Interesting. Anyway, it's absolutely wonderful having you on the team. Anyone else you think we might be able to trust to help out" G: I'd pay them, of course. Kitty Onyxfire: ::crosses her arms, one hand idily swirling her rum:: Oh, I'm sure I could find a couple. My sister for one. G: Which sister" Kitty Onyxfire: Chryrie. I don't know if you've met her. ::squints:: G: Don't think I have, no... Kitty Onyxfire: She's half fae...pops in and out of places when it suits her. G: That's usually the case.::nodding:: G: But their pixie dust is interesting. Kitty Onyxfire: Yeah. She sheds that wing dandruff like a cat does hair. G: Hmm. Probably best to keep her away from dark linens then. Kitty Onyxfire: Unless you want them sparkly. G: ::taps his chin, thinking::Hmmm... G: Of course, sparkles make things more...noticable. G: Which means....if we get enough....Gah! Don't do that! G: ::cause he's hanging near Kitty at the moment:: G: ::getting late for him, too actually:: Kitty Onyxfire: ::her tail flicks as she looks at the dragon:: Kitty Onyxfire: ::grins at her:: Felt like dropping in" Kitty Onyxfire: ::grins at G'nort:: I'll see what I can do. G: ::grins, winks and gives her a thumbs up::Would work great in womens hair, too. G: ::of course Wyh hates and ignores HIM now..:: G: ::blows Kitty a kiss::I'll see you soon, cutie. Kitty Onyxfire: G'night Wyh! G'night G...::winks at him:: G: See you later all! Remember, Vote for Gnort! A Vote for G is a vote *not* for some vampiric slaver who wants to subjugate you all under his powers! G: Lesser of two evils and all that! G: ::grins and steps out::
Posters of the transcript go up about the town. James smiles a pirate smile, "E'en a pirate should tell th' truth once in a while."
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G: Skyler's more of an insect, Cory. Like a cockroach. No matter what happens, he always turns up. Kitty Onyxfire: ::mumbles into her glass:: He's a flippin worm. Cory: Insect, worm. ::Shrug:: Both easy t'squish. Kitty Onyxfire: ::looks at G'nort:: As long as he makes my friend happy, I'll deal with his existance. G: Your friend would probably be happier with fifty bucks. Kitty Onyxfire: Nah. She's turned down more than that for him. G: I wonder if he drugged her. G: Skyler, really, is one of the greatest scums of the realm. Kitty Onyxfire: ::chuckles:: No. I think she's honestly in love with him. He doesn't treat her like he does everyone else. As long as that doesn't change...he can live. G: Better kill'im now before he hurts her. G: Umm, I mean.. Kitty Onyxfire: ::grins:: G: Better to get rid of him in a non-lethal way. G: Cause, as a campaigning political figure, I would *never* endorse lethal action against someone. G: ::quietly::Unless it was Max or Jona or Lupton. Kitty Onyxfire: Oh...speaking of the campaign. Your counterpart is certainly working hard. He's even tried to get on my good side. ::snickers so hard she snorts:: G: I'd heard he wasn't really doing much. Other than getting some harpies to work on his team. G: And we all know Harpies are evil creatures. Kitty Onyxfire: They're not really Harpies. G: Whereas I am a noble Politician. G: No" Kitty Onyxfire: That's their club name or something. ::waves a clawed hand about:: G: I was misled then. Kitty Onyxfire: His wife Tara, Jewell, and Amthyst are all some sort of Harpy Club. G: Well, if they're based off of the creature, they cannot be much better. G: Amthy is one" Kitty Onyxfire: I'm afraid so. G: And here I thought she was fond of me. Kitty Onyxfire: She's fond of everyone. G: I'll have to charm her. Kitty Onyxfire: Shower her with sparklies and pretty things and you'll have her heart. G: Why would people want such a creature in a political office" A vampire slaver with intergalactic interests. G: I'm simply the better candidate. Kitty Onyxfire: ::smiles and shrugs:: I agree. If it's any consolation, I know you have Miles vote. G: Who is Miles" G: Or rather, remind me who Miles is. Kitty Onyxfire: ::looks at G'nort like he just asked her what the Sun was:: Miles Malign" The pirate that Amthy dotes on" G: Ooh, well then that could be a step in the right direction. G: After all, a vote for me would be a vote for a cleaner, safer Rhydin. G: You know. I really must make my presence more known. I'm mildly concerned that people will vote for Talomar simply because they know who he is, rather than the more qualified candidate. G: Which is clearly me. Kitty Onyxfire: It's entirely a valid worry, dear boy. You really must get out and about more. G: Didn't I hire you to spread the Gospel of Gnort"::grins:: Kitty Onyxfire: The person who gets voted for, is the one that captures the hearts of it's people. Kitty Onyxfire: ::grins:: You mentioned it once. G: Oh, I know.::grins:: That's why I'm so fabulously charming.::grins:: G: Then you're on my payroll" So, how much word have you spread" Kitty Onyxfire: Have you sent out for little Vote for G buttons yet" [G: Gotta get in there, whisper things. G: They're being printed up and such as we speak. G: I'll make sure you get an entire collection of your very own. G: A complete set, if you like. Kitty Onyxfire: I have been very verbal of my support for you and why. G: Then if you need to, sell them on G-Bay for a buck or two. G: ::chuckles:: Kitty Onyxfire: I'm also pretty good at mudslinging. Which I've also done a time or two. G: In a political campaign, a little mudslinging is most accepted. G: I hope to have a debate with him. Kitty Onyxfire: Perhaps I should look into setting that up...::purses her lips:: G: ::smiles::I'm sure him and his buddies are working on some negativity about me. Kitty Onyxfire: Oh, I'm sure. G: ::grins:: Any campaigning can be a help. I'll even make some appearances for you when I can. That way maybe there could be a Q&A session for me. Kitty Onyxfire: Well, if you have free time on Sundays, swing on by. G: ::chuckles:: Yeah, surely there'd be some time. Rare, but a chance. Kitty Onyxfire: All else fails, you send me your open times and I'll try to work with it. G: ::grins::Well, we'll see how it turns out, then we can have an interesting evening. G: You know, Kitty, if this works and I'm made Governor, there might be room for you in the Governor's mansion. Kitty Onyxfire: ::chuckles:: As delightful as that would be, I have the entire Helston House to keep running. What with all the Helstons off and rumming about in other realms. G: They have a lot of valuables in there" Kitty Onyxfire: Since Larook doesn't seem inclined to return any time soon, I've been keeping the place going. And yes...there is. G: ::rubs his chin then taps his lips thoughtfully::Interesting. Anyway, it's absolutely wonderful having you on the team. Anyone else you think we might be able to trust to help out" G: I'd pay them, of course. Kitty Onyxfire: ::crosses her arms, one hand idily swirling her rum:: Oh, I'm sure I could find a couple. My sister for one. G: Which sister" Kitty Onyxfire: Chryrie. I don't know if you've met her. ::squints:: G: Don't think I have, no... Kitty Onyxfire: She's half fae...pops in and out of places when it suits her. G: That's usually the case.::nodding:: G: But their pixie dust is interesting. Kitty Onyxfire: Yeah. She sheds that wing dandruff like a cat does hair. G: Hmm. Probably best to keep her away from dark linens then. Kitty Onyxfire: Unless you want them sparkly. G: ::taps his chin, thinking::Hmmm... G: Of course, sparkles make things more...noticable. G: Which means....if we get enough....Gah! Don't do that! G: ::cause he's hanging near Kitty at the moment:: G: ::getting late for him, too actually:: Kitty Onyxfire: ::her tail flicks as she looks at the dragon:: Kitty Onyxfire: ::grins at her:: Felt like dropping in" Kitty Onyxfire: ::grins at G'nort:: I'll see what I can do. G: ::grins, winks and gives her a thumbs up::Would work great in womens hair, too. G: ::of course Wyh hates and ignores HIM now..:: G: ::blows Kitty a kiss::I'll see you soon, cutie. Kitty Onyxfire: G'night Wyh! G'night G...::winks at him:: G: See you later all! Remember, Vote for Gnort! A Vote for G is a vote *not* for some vampiric slaver who wants to subjugate you all under his powers! G: Lesser of two evils and all that! G: ::grins and steps out::