Topic: The Tape of G and Kitty

Captain James Black

Date: 2007-01-01 21:20 EST
Having heard G and Kitty deny the article when he was playing politics in the inn, the pirate gets a copy of the tape and posts the notarized transcript so that the citizens can judge for themselves.

Posters of the transcript go up about the town. James smiles a pirate smile, "E'en a pirate should tell th' truth once in a while."

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G: Skyler's more of an insect, Cory. Like a cockroach. No matter what happens, he always turns up. Kitty Onyxfire: ::mumbles into her glass:: He's a flippin worm. Cory: Insect, worm. ::Shrug:: Both easy t'squish. Kitty Onyxfire: ::looks at G'nort:: As long as he makes my friend happy, I'll deal with his existance. G: Your friend would probably be happier with fifty bucks. Kitty Onyxfire: Nah. She's turned down more than that for him. G: I wonder if he drugged her. G: Skyler, really, is one of the greatest scums of the realm. Kitty Onyxfire: ::chuckles:: No. I think she's honestly in love with him. He doesn't treat her like he does everyone else. As long as that doesn't change...he can live. G: Better kill'im now before he hurts her. G: Umm, I mean.. Kitty Onyxfire: ::grins:: G: Better to get rid of him in a non-lethal way. G: Cause, as a campaigning political figure, I would *never* endorse lethal action against someone. G: ::quietly::Unless it was Max or Jona or Lupton. Kitty Onyxfire: Oh...speaking of the campaign. Your counterpart is certainly working hard. He's even tried to get on my good side. ::snickers so hard she snorts:: G: I'd heard he wasn't really doing much. Other than getting some harpies to work on his team. G: And we all know Harpies are evil creatures. Kitty Onyxfire: They're not really Harpies. G: Whereas I am a noble Politician. G: No" Kitty Onyxfire: That's their club name or something. ::waves a clawed hand about:: G: I was misled then. Kitty Onyxfire: His wife Tara, Jewell, and Amthyst are all some sort of Harpy Club. G: Well, if they're based off of the creature, they cannot be much better. G: Amthy is one" Kitty Onyxfire: I'm afraid so. G: And here I thought she was fond of me. Kitty Onyxfire: She's fond of everyone. G: I'll have to charm her. Kitty Onyxfire: Shower her with sparklies and pretty things and you'll have her heart. G: Why would people want such a creature in a political office" A vampire slaver with intergalactic interests. G: I'm simply the better candidate. Kitty Onyxfire: ::smiles and shrugs:: I agree. If it's any consolation, I know you have Miles vote. G: Who is Miles" G: Or rather, remind me who Miles is. Kitty Onyxfire: ::looks at G'nort like he just asked her what the Sun was:: Miles Malign" The pirate that Amthy dotes on" G: Ooh, well then that could be a step in the right direction. G: After all, a vote for me would be a vote for a cleaner, safer Rhydin. G: You know. I really must make my presence more known. I'm mildly concerned that people will vote for Talomar simply because they know who he is, rather than the more qualified candidate. G: Which is clearly me. Kitty Onyxfire: It's entirely a valid worry, dear boy. You really must get out and about more. G: Didn't I hire you to spread the Gospel of Gnort"::grins:: Kitty Onyxfire: The person who gets voted for, is the one that captures the hearts of it's people. Kitty Onyxfire: ::grins:: You mentioned it once. G: Oh, I know.::grins:: That's why I'm so fabulously charming.::grins:: G: Then you're on my payroll" So, how much word have you spread" Kitty Onyxfire: Have you sent out for little Vote for G buttons yet" [G: Gotta get in there, whisper things. G: They're being printed up and such as we speak. G: I'll make sure you get an entire collection of your very own. G: A complete set, if you like. Kitty Onyxfire: I have been very verbal of my support for you and why. G: Then if you need to, sell them on G-Bay for a buck or two. G: ::chuckles:: Kitty Onyxfire: I'm also pretty good at mudslinging. Which I've also done a time or two. G: In a political campaign, a little mudslinging is most accepted. G: I hope to have a debate with him. Kitty Onyxfire: Perhaps I should look into setting that up...::purses her lips:: G: ::smiles::I'm sure him and his buddies are working on some negativity about me. Kitty Onyxfire: Oh, I'm sure. G: ::grins:: Any campaigning can be a help. I'll even make some appearances for you when I can. That way maybe there could be a Q&A session for me. Kitty Onyxfire: Well, if you have free time on Sundays, swing on by. G: ::chuckles:: Yeah, surely there'd be some time. Rare, but a chance. Kitty Onyxfire: All else fails, you send me your open times and I'll try to work with it. G: ::grins::Well, we'll see how it turns out, then we can have an interesting evening. G: You know, Kitty, if this works and I'm made Governor, there might be room for you in the Governor's mansion. Kitty Onyxfire: ::chuckles:: As delightful as that would be, I have the entire Helston House to keep running. What with all the Helstons off and rumming about in other realms. G: They have a lot of valuables in there" Kitty Onyxfire: Since Larook doesn't seem inclined to return any time soon, I've been keeping the place going. And yes...there is. G: ::rubs his chin then taps his lips thoughtfully::Interesting. Anyway, it's absolutely wonderful having you on the team. Anyone else you think we might be able to trust to help out" G: I'd pay them, of course. Kitty Onyxfire: ::crosses her arms, one hand idily swirling her rum:: Oh, I'm sure I could find a couple. My sister for one. G: Which sister" Kitty Onyxfire: Chryrie. I don't know if you've met her. ::squints:: G: Don't think I have, no... Kitty Onyxfire: She's half fae...pops in and out of places when it suits her. G: That's usually the case.::nodding:: G: But their pixie dust is interesting. Kitty Onyxfire: Yeah. She sheds that wing dandruff like a cat does hair. G: Hmm. Probably best to keep her away from dark linens then. Kitty Onyxfire: Unless you want them sparkly. G: ::taps his chin, thinking::Hmmm... G: Of course, sparkles make things more...noticable. G: Which means....if we get enough....Gah! Don't do that! G: ::cause he's hanging near Kitty at the moment:: G: ::getting late for him, too actually:: Kitty Onyxfire: ::her tail flicks as she looks at the dragon:: Kitty Onyxfire: ::grins at her:: Felt like dropping in" Kitty Onyxfire: ::grins at G'nort:: I'll see what I can do. G: ::grins, winks and gives her a thumbs up::Would work great in womens hair, too. G: ::of course Wyh hates and ignores HIM now..:: G: ::blows Kitty a kiss::I'll see you soon, cutie. Kitty Onyxfire: G'night Wyh! G'night G...::winks at him:: G: See you later all! Remember, Vote for Gnort! A Vote for G is a vote *not* for some vampiric slaver who wants to subjugate you all under his powers! G: Lesser of two evils and all that! G: ::grins and steps out::

Cory

Date: 2007-01-02 01:43 EST
::A single sliver of parchment is tacked alongside the recording of the famed nights conversation.::

Firstly, I would like to thank James for posting the truth on this matter. I have read the Oracle article and am ashamed for the writer. A reporter is to gather all facts and knowledge about a situation before forming conclusions. Clearly, that did not happen. I would hope all reporters for this paper would learn a lesson from this and gather all they can before offering their reports to the editor.

I have taken time to speak to the candidate and Baron personally, and it is evident his words were taken far out of context with speculation in hopes of hindering his campaign. I would like to bring to public attention that the article in question was written by a pubically advertised supporter of the opposing candidates' party.

Sincerely, Johnathan Ecorian Havoick Overlord of the Duel of Swords.