The last thing Dean remembered before he got whisked away from the inn was the sound of gunfire. Not just any gunfire. Machine gunfire. Tommy guns. It was like the St. Valentine's Day Massacre, Rhydin style. Awesome. And all he had to defend himself with was a .45. A lot of good that would do. He wondered what it would feel like to become Swiss cheese. It wasn't so much the dying that bothered him, but what might happen afterward. Would the angels send him back to fight another day or would he not pass Go, not collect $200, and go straight to Hell" Either way, his options sucked, but as things turned out, he didn't have much time to worry about it.
In the blink of an eye, Dean found himself back at the loft, sitting on the couch, dizzy and disoriented, and wondering what the hell had just happened. He figured there were only two possible explanations — angels or demons. Both seemed to want to keep him alive, for whatever reasons, but he wasn't quite sure which one had decided to intervene and save his sorry ***.
"Son of a bitch," Dean muttered under his breath as he blinked to clear his vision and look around the empty room. "Thanks for the rescue, but I can take care of myself," he told whatever invisible force it was that had whisked him away.
"You're welcome," a familiar voice replied, and he turned to find a tall, good-looking man in a suit and trench coat standing behind him, a grim expression on his face. "Why did you call me if you can take care of yourself?"
"Cas?" Dean asked incredulously, feeling a mixture of both relief and annoyance at the angel's somewhat belated arrival. "What the hell are you talking about?" Dean continued. "I didn't..." He trailed off, remembering suddenly that the angel seemed to always take everything literally. "I've been calling you for months. Where the hell have you been?"
"I've been busy, Dean. Things are not going well back on Earth."
Dean narrowed his eyes at the angel's somewhat cryptic reply, which prompted more questions than it answered. There was really only one thing he needed to know. "Am I still saying no?"
"It depends on the question. You haven't fornicated in some time, but if you are referring to Michael, yes. You are still saying no. For now."
"What do you mean for now?"
"I am not at liberty to discuss that right now."
"What are you at liberty to do?"
The angel seemed to consider that a moment before replying, cocking his head to one side, blue eyes studying the man, looking almost concerned. "You look like hell."
"Excuse me?" Dean asked, brows arching in annoyance.
"It is an expression. You look like hell. It means you do not look well."
"I know what it means."
"You should get some rest, Dean. We will talk later."
"I don't want to get any rest. I want to talk now!"
"I'm afraid that is not possible. Sleep, Dean. We'll talk later."
Despite Dean's protests, the angel leaned forward and tapped two fingers against the man's forehead, watching as he collapsed against the couch, losing himself to blissful darkness.
And then the angel was gone, as if he'd never been there at all.
~~~~~~~~~~
The loft, one week later...
"Dean, you need to stop."
Dean didn't bother to look up, seated on the couch, a bottle of J.D. in one hand, a TV remote in the other. He recognized the voice and knew Castiel was watching him with a look of mixed concern and disapproval. Or maybe it was disappointment. Either way, he didn't want to see it. Didn't need to see it. He'd seen it often enough on his father's face, on his brother's face. What the hell did they want from him anyway' He was doing the best he could. At least, he thought so.
"Shh. This is the best part." Dean scolded, intent on the movie that was showing on the television set. An old Clint Eastwood movie, back when Clint was in his prime. Dirty Harry. One of Dean's silver screen heroes. Harry didn't take any crap from anyone. He didn't worry about the consequences of his actions. He just did what he needed to, what everyone else was afraid to do, and let the chips fall where they might.
"I know what you're thinking," Dean echoed Harry, word for word from memory. "Did he fire six shots or only five" But to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I've kinda lost track myself. But being this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question. Do I feel lucky' Well, do ya, punk?"
Dean let go of the remote and raised a hand to pull the trigger on an invisible gun, just as Harry did the same. He gave a small, dry chuckle and lifted the bottle of half-drained Jack to his lips for a long swallow. "That gun is awesome. I should get a gun like that. Do you feel lucky, punk?" he mimicked, with an emphasis on the word punk.
"Dean..."
Dean sighed, realizing Cas wasn't going to go away and wasn't going to allow Dean to ignore him any longer. He took a swallow of the whiskey, wincing a little as it burned its way down his gullet, and angled his head to look up at the angel. "What?"
"You need to stop."
"Stop what?" Dean asked, clicking the remote to shut the television set off. He felt an argument coming, one he didn't really feel like having. One he'd had a dozen times before with Sam. "Would you rather I watch the Disney Channel" I'm a little old for Hannah Montana, don't you think?" he quipped, hoping to throw the angel off track.
"This isn't about your television viewing habits," the angel replied gravely.
"No?" Dean got up from the couch and wandered into the kitchen, the angel trailing behind. "What's it about then?"
"When was the last time you went a day without a drink?"
"What are you Dr. Phil now?" Dean set the bottle on the counter and turned toward the angel, annoyed to find a look of undisguised concern on his face. "I'm fine, okay' Just let it go."
"You're not fine, Dean. When was the last time you slept without the aid of..." Castiel canted his head at the bottle of liquor. "Captain Morgan?"
"Dude, this is Jack Daniels. The Captain is for girls and....pirates. Or something."
"You're missing the point, Dean."
"No, I got the point. You think I've got a drinking problem." He raised a hand and opened and closed it, in imitation of a mouth that wouldn't stop jabbering. "Blah blah blah. You sound like Sam."
"I'm sorry, Dean, but I cannot allow you to destroy yourself. There are people who are counting on you. People who need you."
Dean narrowed his eyes at the angel. "What the hell is this" An intervention' I'm touched, really, but I can handle it."
"No, I don't think you can."
Dean backed up as Castiel stepped closer, seeing a look in the angel's eyes that said he meant business and wasn't taking no for an answer. Dean instinctively swung a punch at the angel, who blocked Dean's fist and closed a hand around it, pulling him closer. Dean's eyes widened in surprise at the unexpected strength in that grip, and he suddenly realized the angel was going to give him no choice, just as he'd given Sam no choice.
"I'm sorry, Dean, but this is for your own good."
"Cas, don't," Dean whispered, barely able to breathe. But it was too late. The angel tapped two fingers against Dean's forehead and everything went black.
In the blink of an eye, Dean found himself back at the loft, sitting on the couch, dizzy and disoriented, and wondering what the hell had just happened. He figured there were only two possible explanations — angels or demons. Both seemed to want to keep him alive, for whatever reasons, but he wasn't quite sure which one had decided to intervene and save his sorry ***.
"Son of a bitch," Dean muttered under his breath as he blinked to clear his vision and look around the empty room. "Thanks for the rescue, but I can take care of myself," he told whatever invisible force it was that had whisked him away.
"You're welcome," a familiar voice replied, and he turned to find a tall, good-looking man in a suit and trench coat standing behind him, a grim expression on his face. "Why did you call me if you can take care of yourself?"
"Cas?" Dean asked incredulously, feeling a mixture of both relief and annoyance at the angel's somewhat belated arrival. "What the hell are you talking about?" Dean continued. "I didn't..." He trailed off, remembering suddenly that the angel seemed to always take everything literally. "I've been calling you for months. Where the hell have you been?"
"I've been busy, Dean. Things are not going well back on Earth."
Dean narrowed his eyes at the angel's somewhat cryptic reply, which prompted more questions than it answered. There was really only one thing he needed to know. "Am I still saying no?"
"It depends on the question. You haven't fornicated in some time, but if you are referring to Michael, yes. You are still saying no. For now."
"What do you mean for now?"
"I am not at liberty to discuss that right now."
"What are you at liberty to do?"
The angel seemed to consider that a moment before replying, cocking his head to one side, blue eyes studying the man, looking almost concerned. "You look like hell."
"Excuse me?" Dean asked, brows arching in annoyance.
"It is an expression. You look like hell. It means you do not look well."
"I know what it means."
"You should get some rest, Dean. We will talk later."
"I don't want to get any rest. I want to talk now!"
"I'm afraid that is not possible. Sleep, Dean. We'll talk later."
Despite Dean's protests, the angel leaned forward and tapped two fingers against the man's forehead, watching as he collapsed against the couch, losing himself to blissful darkness.
And then the angel was gone, as if he'd never been there at all.
~~~~~~~~~~
The loft, one week later...
"Dean, you need to stop."
Dean didn't bother to look up, seated on the couch, a bottle of J.D. in one hand, a TV remote in the other. He recognized the voice and knew Castiel was watching him with a look of mixed concern and disapproval. Or maybe it was disappointment. Either way, he didn't want to see it. Didn't need to see it. He'd seen it often enough on his father's face, on his brother's face. What the hell did they want from him anyway' He was doing the best he could. At least, he thought so.
"Shh. This is the best part." Dean scolded, intent on the movie that was showing on the television set. An old Clint Eastwood movie, back when Clint was in his prime. Dirty Harry. One of Dean's silver screen heroes. Harry didn't take any crap from anyone. He didn't worry about the consequences of his actions. He just did what he needed to, what everyone else was afraid to do, and let the chips fall where they might.
"I know what you're thinking," Dean echoed Harry, word for word from memory. "Did he fire six shots or only five" But to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I've kinda lost track myself. But being this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question. Do I feel lucky' Well, do ya, punk?"
Dean let go of the remote and raised a hand to pull the trigger on an invisible gun, just as Harry did the same. He gave a small, dry chuckle and lifted the bottle of half-drained Jack to his lips for a long swallow. "That gun is awesome. I should get a gun like that. Do you feel lucky, punk?" he mimicked, with an emphasis on the word punk.
"Dean..."
Dean sighed, realizing Cas wasn't going to go away and wasn't going to allow Dean to ignore him any longer. He took a swallow of the whiskey, wincing a little as it burned its way down his gullet, and angled his head to look up at the angel. "What?"
"You need to stop."
"Stop what?" Dean asked, clicking the remote to shut the television set off. He felt an argument coming, one he didn't really feel like having. One he'd had a dozen times before with Sam. "Would you rather I watch the Disney Channel" I'm a little old for Hannah Montana, don't you think?" he quipped, hoping to throw the angel off track.
"This isn't about your television viewing habits," the angel replied gravely.
"No?" Dean got up from the couch and wandered into the kitchen, the angel trailing behind. "What's it about then?"
"When was the last time you went a day without a drink?"
"What are you Dr. Phil now?" Dean set the bottle on the counter and turned toward the angel, annoyed to find a look of undisguised concern on his face. "I'm fine, okay' Just let it go."
"You're not fine, Dean. When was the last time you slept without the aid of..." Castiel canted his head at the bottle of liquor. "Captain Morgan?"
"Dude, this is Jack Daniels. The Captain is for girls and....pirates. Or something."
"You're missing the point, Dean."
"No, I got the point. You think I've got a drinking problem." He raised a hand and opened and closed it, in imitation of a mouth that wouldn't stop jabbering. "Blah blah blah. You sound like Sam."
"I'm sorry, Dean, but I cannot allow you to destroy yourself. There are people who are counting on you. People who need you."
Dean narrowed his eyes at the angel. "What the hell is this" An intervention' I'm touched, really, but I can handle it."
"No, I don't think you can."
Dean backed up as Castiel stepped closer, seeing a look in the angel's eyes that said he meant business and wasn't taking no for an answer. Dean instinctively swung a punch at the angel, who blocked Dean's fist and closed a hand around it, pulling him closer. Dean's eyes widened in surprise at the unexpected strength in that grip, and he suddenly realized the angel was going to give him no choice, just as he'd given Sam no choice.
"I'm sorry, Dean, but this is for your own good."
"Cas, don't," Dean whispered, barely able to breathe. But it was too late. The angel tapped two fingers against Dean's forehead and everything went black.