The little bell over the door jingled when Dean walked into the store. He was on the prowl for something to chase away the boredom of sleepless nights, generally something with a lot of flesh and very little plot, but what he was about to find shocked him more than anything he might find late nights on Pay Per View.
There in the TV Section was a plastic-wrapped box entitled "Supernatural: The Complete Fifth Season". On the shiny, shrink-wrapped cover was a photograph of what looked like himself and Sam, but was really some second-rate actors named Padalecki and Ackles.
Dean turned the box over and read the synopsis on the back cover. "Two brothers and one fallen angel - against the might of Satan and his army!"
Dean snorted and rolled his eyes, tearing into the plastic wrap to take a closer look.
"Hey!" A store clerk shouted upon seeing him tearing into the box. "Unwrap it and it's yours, buddy. That'll be forty bucks."
"Forty bucks for this crap?" Dean asked. "That's highway robbery."
The store clerk shrugged. "Forty bucks or I call the Guard."
Dean grumbled under his breath, muttering an expletive. "Have you got..." He glanced at the cover again to check what season he had in his hot little hands. "Seasons One to Four?"
The clerk smirked. "You gay or something" Only teenage girls watch that crap." He searched the shelves, locating and pulling out four more boxes, all with the likenesses of Sam and Dean gracing the covers.
Dean secretly wondered why they always made him look like such a dick.
"Hey," the store clerk looked from the DVDs to Dean. "You an actor" You look just like this Ackles dude."
"No, I'm not an actor," Dean snapped. "And I'm not gay either."
"Yeah, well, you should enter a lookalike contest or something. You could totally win."
Dean ignored the clerk's remark and tapped a finger against the cover of Season Five. "You got any more" I'll take them all."
The store clerk eyed him suspiciously. "All of them?"
"Did I stutter?" Dean retorted. "Yeah, all of them."
"What do you need them for?"
"What the hell do you care" It's money in your pocket, right?"
"Uh, yeah, okay....I'll go see what I can find."
The store clerk hurried off to gather up what he had in stock, leaving Dean alone to ponder how he was going to tell Sam about his little find and what they were going to do about it.
There in the TV Section was a plastic-wrapped box entitled "Supernatural: The Complete Fifth Season". On the shiny, shrink-wrapped cover was a photograph of what looked like himself and Sam, but was really some second-rate actors named Padalecki and Ackles.
Dean turned the box over and read the synopsis on the back cover. "Two brothers and one fallen angel - against the might of Satan and his army!"
Dean snorted and rolled his eyes, tearing into the plastic wrap to take a closer look.
"Hey!" A store clerk shouted upon seeing him tearing into the box. "Unwrap it and it's yours, buddy. That'll be forty bucks."
"Forty bucks for this crap?" Dean asked. "That's highway robbery."
The store clerk shrugged. "Forty bucks or I call the Guard."
Dean grumbled under his breath, muttering an expletive. "Have you got..." He glanced at the cover again to check what season he had in his hot little hands. "Seasons One to Four?"
The clerk smirked. "You gay or something" Only teenage girls watch that crap." He searched the shelves, locating and pulling out four more boxes, all with the likenesses of Sam and Dean gracing the covers.
Dean secretly wondered why they always made him look like such a dick.
"Hey," the store clerk looked from the DVDs to Dean. "You an actor" You look just like this Ackles dude."
"No, I'm not an actor," Dean snapped. "And I'm not gay either."
"Yeah, well, you should enter a lookalike contest or something. You could totally win."
Dean ignored the clerk's remark and tapped a finger against the cover of Season Five. "You got any more" I'll take them all."
The store clerk eyed him suspiciously. "All of them?"
"Did I stutter?" Dean retorted. "Yeah, all of them."
"What do you need them for?"
"What the hell do you care" It's money in your pocket, right?"
"Uh, yeah, okay....I'll go see what I can find."
The store clerk hurried off to gather up what he had in stock, leaving Dean alone to ponder how he was going to tell Sam about his little find and what they were going to do about it.