To: Misfit Piper, Secretary and Head Slacker
From: Captain Eless
Re: Misfit Anya's Probationary Status
Please gather up thy notes from thy discussions concerning the above. We need a formal list of the incidents and reasons that led us to placing Anya on probation. Please write them up, then post them on our bulletin board when thou hast finished.
Thank thee,
~Misfit "The Original Benevolent Dictator" Eless
Wandering, as she was apt to do, the MMMM headquarters would be one of many spots to choose for said loitering. Reading the top request among the many, she couldn't help but laugh, "That .....female is still a Misfit' Oh, let me count the ways..." first and foremost the sin of unoriginality when stealing an idea.
She paused a beat...Then scribbled out a note...."Disgracing my father, failure to help another misfit, acting in a unbecoming manner as befits a misfit...ultra bad taste, vulgar, insulting, rude, uncouth, socially unacceptable, liar, cheat, rude, Ohh, I already mentioned that.......Hmm...Let me consult my memory banks once more. I have been away so long."
With that she signed her name with a flourish and headed out.