So, Zver wasn't really all that great with the whole....romance thing. That was pretty clear by that tree that was put up and his crappy card. To make up for it, he put a little bit more effort into her real Valentines Day gifts.

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/a3/55/d6/a355d675e9b2ffa4ae975070f92bdfe4.jpg

Anatomical heart vase and a dozen roses!

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/11/e4/87/11e4873866171476472126bd8c10f522.jpg

A card to commemorate how they met, of course.

There was a note: "I'm glad I trapped your bitch ass.

No takesie backsies.

I love you, Sugar Puss. - Cobra Cock"

Inside, were two coupons:

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There was also more, but that won't be told on this thread.