Topic: The Nighteater Express

Hank

Date: 2016-11-07 05:07 EST
11/2/16 Gabriel, It has been a while since I"ve written you, but until now, there hasn"t been that much to report. Freya has been up to her normal rebellious ways. She spray painted "Gabriel Petrova sucks ass" on the side of an alley. I wasn"t sure if you wanted me to draw something over it. Please advise. Things have been a little strange the past couple days, sir. She tracked down another Nighteater, roguish lad"likes to wear heels and lady clothes. I thought it was going to be like all the other times, she goes up to them, hunts them down and goes on her way. This time has been different. She decided to spare his life and has moved in with him and his two humans. Tall kid, likes to drink with curly hair, and a feisty girl who ain"t too bad to look at"don"t write that. You didn"t write that, did you" Anything you would like me to do, sir" Sincerely, Hank. Did you get all that" Are you still writing" Stop writing. Give?give me the paper. Gimme!

Gabriel Petrova

Date: 2016-11-07 05:49 EST
11/4/16

To my Dearest Oversized Hankles,

I must inform you that I dreadfully miss you, my bald lovely friend. No one can quite tuck in my tootsies like you can.

But that is not what this letter is about. Hm. What is this letter actually about....Aha! I've got it.

In regards to Miss Freya's description of myself on the wall:

I want you to listen very carefully. It's going to take absolute precision, grace and strength for this mission I am about to give you.

I want you...

To scribble out MY name. And very...carefully....paint Freya's over it.

It is a master plan, my friend! Is it not?

Now, the true matter at hand. These "friends" Freya has acquired. A transvestite Nighteater, a Broccoli man, and a pretty lady. That doesn't sound quite so awful. Though I am concerned about the questionable Nighteater. I want you to watch him very carefully for me, Hankydoodles.

Do make sure the little prune is safe.

And do ask her where she got her information from. I do not under ANY most circumstances suck ass.

Your Bestie, King Gabby

P.S. I don't know why you insist on such formalities. We are friends. In the very least, you could tell me you miss me.