Topic: The Scrapbook...

Keirra Owens

Date: 2016-04-12 02:59 EST
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/50/b5/1c/50b51c43d166ca307201c06f298c59b0.jpg A strange looking book usually found on Keirra or Saila. The cover is hauntingly free of text, but just inside the cover is printed, "The Sexronomicon."

OOC NOTE: This book is spelled, so that unless Saila or Keirra are holding it, the pages are blank. A special pass phrase is needed to even open the book—and it's never out of one or both of their possessions. So please do not post to add anything into it without permission. If the book wasn't specifically showed to your character by one of the girls, then the contents were not seen.

Keirra Owens

Date: 2016-04-12 03:15 EST
Page 1. . . Dove/Ash —04-11-2016 https://i.imgur.com/uZ1MD8U.jpg

Pros: Loves tacos, great kisser, very good at returning favors, very cool bedroom.

Cons: Steals shirts, hard to understand the dirty talk, that was my favorite shirt....Coilin's daughter/ Dove is passionate, caring, and seems to know what you need before even you do. I was lucky to meet her, let alone get to be with her.

Overall ranking: Vagenius

KhaoticBliss

Date: 2016-04-14 00:36 EST
Page 2...

Aaron ****ing Murray - 03/a handful of days there/2016 http://i.imgur.com/Hf9bADM.jpg (Note: Technically, this should have been Page 1, but didn't get the picture until 04.12.16)

Thoughts:

It's been said that some people should come with a warning label. Aaron-effin'-Murray did, in fact, come with a warning. A big, brightly colored one with a skull and cross bones on it and everything.

It didn't help.

In a word: Complicated.

In several words: Charismatic. Corrosive. Conflicted. Impulsive. Aggressive. Confident. Talkative. Antagonistic. Persistent. Skilled. Sexy. Reckless. Restless.

Addicted. Addictive.

Really, really, really ****ing fun.

Pros: That mouth. Those eyes. That charm. That skill. Cons: Assume that everything he says is a lie. Don't hang out with him in public unless you're comfortable with barroom brawls, getting soaked in booze, flying tables.

Advice: Let him be the villain. It's the role that makes him most comfortable. He gets sketchy when he isn't.

Conclusion: Not for the faint of heart, but if you can handle it' Do.

Keirra Owens

Date: 2016-05-02 19:07 EST
Ian...Something....(Screenname: Rosencrantz) 4/13/2016

http://up.gc-img.net/post_img_web/2015/09/5d38e5985b417d62844d15407cb8dfea_5265.jpeg

Cons: Needs to be taught. Sleeping with the enemy. Didn't last long.

Pros: Can be taught! Sleeping with the enemy! Video game nerd (see also, gamer hands.) Tries really hard. Super grateful.

Ian is young, but smart. I'm not sure if I'll see him again, but I wouldn't mind teaching him a few things. Due to the short amount of time I spent with him, there's not a whole lot to write home about.

Overall ranking: Novice bell ringer.


KhaoticBliss

Date: 2016-05-03 09:34 EST
Page Four

Hex - 04/22/2016 - ? http://i.imgur.com/vBZUBcL.jpg

Thoughts:

Sometimes acting on a really stupid, really reckless impulse can be surprisingly therapeutic.

Not all snap decisions made at two in the morning are terrible.

In a word: Yum.

In several: Intense. Powerful. Playful. Persuasive. Bold. Challenging. Charming. Maddening. Warm. Relentless. Resistant. Devilish (...though not actually a devil).

Complex. Intelligent. Adorable. (shhh.)

Pros: That strength. That endurance (...18 hours...). That tongue. Tug of War. He's had literal centuries to perfect certain skills. He's a tease. He's an incubus.

Cons: He's a tease. He's an incubus. There's a disconnect between his brain and his mouth that he doesn't know I know about. Spiteful.

Advice: Ask, don't tell. Meet fire with fire, but know when to back down - he wins graciously. Get plenty of rest beforehand.

Conclusion: Get yourself an incubus, because holy god **** is it worth the ride. ...But maybe not this one. I'm not done with him yet.