Twas the night before Christmas in the Nighteater's lair
Zver was squirming beneath Keirra's glare
Expecting a kick, punch or a slap"
He was waiting for the rogue to snap
Freya was lounging in her usual spot
Doing her best to ignore the lot
Zim whimpered, torn between the two
The pregnant demon, or the not-quite-Jew
She looked to Dorian to help her out of this bind
But he was locked in his office, shopping online
Keirra looked to Zver with despise
Plotting his downfall, pain, and demise!
Throwing a pillow, he asked "What you looking at?"
She swatted it down and yelled, "You'll pay for that!"
From beneath the cushion, she pulled out a switch
Zver grabbed his crutch and said, "Bring it on, bitch!"
Zim howled and whined, begging them to just stop
Dorian yelled from his office, "I'm trying to shop!"
Putting down her paper, Freya threw up her hands
She'd had about all that she could stand
Grabbing them each by an ear
She gave them a tug and said, "Listen here!"
Shaking her head, she let out a sigh
"If you ruin Christmas, Dorian will cry.
Now both of you go right to bed
One more fight and I'll have your head??
Put in their place by the man of the lair,
They scurried away as she sat back in her chair
The lair quieted down, with not a single fight
Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night.
Christmas present thread! ...because visuals...and...presents! :D
Christmas present thread! ...because visuals...and...presents! :D