Dearest Daddykins,
The trade bars you sent via Aunt Tasha are just what I needed to complete my collection of War Minis - The Siege Series. Thank you very much! I was thinking that I did not want to lose them so I brought them to my piggy bank I stored in my husband's safe but unfortunately they was too big to fit through the hole and the piggy bank broke. Talomar's always saying I need to be more careful with my money. I now know what he means by that.
Aunt Tasha also mentioned you thought I was mad at you and I'd like you to know that I am not. If you want to shack up with another girlie to make Theo jealous, that's your business, but if Momma asks me to help her strangle the bitch, know that I'm not gonna waste a heartbeat thinking about it.
Momma has my love, not your second fiddle jezabelle.
So Tara wanted to tell you something else in this here letter but she is forgetting right now so instead she's gonna tell you about all her hopes and dreams.
Talomar says that when Tara is queen of the world entire planets is gonna know her name and she can be his angel on each and every one of them too! He also said that she can have a statue to remind the masses of her beauty and that she can hire all the sea worm farmers and snake milkers, money can buy! How much money do you suppose that's going to cost Daddy'
I hope not too much cuz with the way you're always late paying her allowance and Talomar's taken to locking up his wallet at night, she's a little short on dough. She thought maybe she should start stealing, was gonna ask Luse to help her but he's been hanging out with Tina now and he don't have time for her anymore. That's okay though. Tara's not mad even though she set his precious forest on fire last week and cursed his name a thousand times. You don't think he'll notice do you? And don't you tell him! Cuz then she'll really be mad atcha.
Oh!
She remembered what she had to tell you!
Last night when Tara was at the Dragon making friends, she met this strange feller that had a blade like the one Soul gave her long ago. He thought it was his and tried to take it from her but she told him if he did that she was gonna make him sorry. He stopped but he said that his blade, which he called a Morgantiue, or some such thing, was the same way cuz it took the souls of those it killed just like hers!
Then he said something about knowing Tara real well and that if she ever told anyone his name he was going to disappear her friends and family. She laughed at him in the same way she laughs at old people because they're just funny looking but he said it again and Tara got real mad.
So after he left in a plume of smoke and Tara said her goodbyes to those she knew, she went and got herself a can of red paint. Panther's been fixing up the Dragon lately and musta left it unattended. She don't have the heart to tell him his choice in color schemes sucks big time and that the whole place looks like a Peppermint stick with all the red and white stripes so before he can do anymore damage she took it with her. Then she climbed all the way up the bell tower and she painted that man's name in big red paint because she thought she might forget and who the hell cares what he thinks.
He can't tell Tara what to do!
She dun know if you've been by the bell tower today, Loo-shus, or if you heard 'bout her argument with the man but this is what his name is and what it looks like up on that surface of the tower.
Glanhelmion Tasartir
Does you know him Daddy' If you do, next time you see him, punch him in the face for her cuz he's a stupid boy!
And he's got a stupid name too! It dun rhyme wif nuffin! What the hell's wrong wif him huh"!
A stupid name for a stupid boy!
I hope he catches some communicable disease and kills off all the other stupid people along with him cuz who needs em!
Okay, that's all Tara had to tell you.
Well, that and she hopes you won't be needing yer favorite mocassins you wear at night when you is in bed with Momma cuz she used them for boats for her dollies and they's sunk down in the water.
Most of her dollies drowned too.
It was tragic.
Love and Kisses,
Your Tara
The trade bars you sent via Aunt Tasha are just what I needed to complete my collection of War Minis - The Siege Series. Thank you very much! I was thinking that I did not want to lose them so I brought them to my piggy bank I stored in my husband's safe but unfortunately they was too big to fit through the hole and the piggy bank broke. Talomar's always saying I need to be more careful with my money. I now know what he means by that.
Aunt Tasha also mentioned you thought I was mad at you and I'd like you to know that I am not. If you want to shack up with another girlie to make Theo jealous, that's your business, but if Momma asks me to help her strangle the bitch, know that I'm not gonna waste a heartbeat thinking about it.
Momma has my love, not your second fiddle jezabelle.
So Tara wanted to tell you something else in this here letter but she is forgetting right now so instead she's gonna tell you about all her hopes and dreams.
Talomar says that when Tara is queen of the world entire planets is gonna know her name and she can be his angel on each and every one of them too! He also said that she can have a statue to remind the masses of her beauty and that she can hire all the sea worm farmers and snake milkers, money can buy! How much money do you suppose that's going to cost Daddy'
I hope not too much cuz with the way you're always late paying her allowance and Talomar's taken to locking up his wallet at night, she's a little short on dough. She thought maybe she should start stealing, was gonna ask Luse to help her but he's been hanging out with Tina now and he don't have time for her anymore. That's okay though. Tara's not mad even though she set his precious forest on fire last week and cursed his name a thousand times. You don't think he'll notice do you? And don't you tell him! Cuz then she'll really be mad atcha.
Oh!
She remembered what she had to tell you!
Last night when Tara was at the Dragon making friends, she met this strange feller that had a blade like the one Soul gave her long ago. He thought it was his and tried to take it from her but she told him if he did that she was gonna make him sorry. He stopped but he said that his blade, which he called a Morgantiue, or some such thing, was the same way cuz it took the souls of those it killed just like hers!
Then he said something about knowing Tara real well and that if she ever told anyone his name he was going to disappear her friends and family. She laughed at him in the same way she laughs at old people because they're just funny looking but he said it again and Tara got real mad.
So after he left in a plume of smoke and Tara said her goodbyes to those she knew, she went and got herself a can of red paint. Panther's been fixing up the Dragon lately and musta left it unattended. She don't have the heart to tell him his choice in color schemes sucks big time and that the whole place looks like a Peppermint stick with all the red and white stripes so before he can do anymore damage she took it with her. Then she climbed all the way up the bell tower and she painted that man's name in big red paint because she thought she might forget and who the hell cares what he thinks.
He can't tell Tara what to do!
She dun know if you've been by the bell tower today, Loo-shus, or if you heard 'bout her argument with the man but this is what his name is and what it looks like up on that surface of the tower.
Glanhelmion Tasartir
Does you know him Daddy' If you do, next time you see him, punch him in the face for her cuz he's a stupid boy!
And he's got a stupid name too! It dun rhyme wif nuffin! What the hell's wrong wif him huh"!
A stupid name for a stupid boy!
I hope he catches some communicable disease and kills off all the other stupid people along with him cuz who needs em!
Okay, that's all Tara had to tell you.
Well, that and she hopes you won't be needing yer favorite mocassins you wear at night when you is in bed with Momma cuz she used them for boats for her dollies and they's sunk down in the water.
Most of her dollies drowned too.
It was tragic.
Love and Kisses,
Your Tara