My name is Wolvinator.
I?m the best at what I do?
And what I do is step up to the plate in the bottom of the ninth and cream one out of the park.
Alright, so maybe somebody used that one liner before, but hey this is one of those situations that calls for it. These people you see standing beside me, we?re the ones that give a damn. Some of the only people in the burned out bird that stand up and fight when maniacs think they can waltz in and do whatever they want. These people are some of my best friends, allies, associates, and others that I?ve picked up along the way. It?s not many people, I?m not standing in the middle of the street with a bagillion soldiers, a zillion flying fairies and a giant twenty-story marshmallow man. It?s a few of us, we kinda gained the nickname ?Coalition Against Chaos.? Hell? I don?t even like the name all that much, but I got enough organizations under my belt that I probably look like jolly old Saint Nick with a huge belly.
The city needs a hero. Actually more then one, this City needs a band of heroes. Well take a picture bub, cuz something this pretty doesn?t just come down your street everyday.
I?m not gonna sit here and do ridiculous press releases to the public, or sit in the inn and talk about doing something. I?m the guy that does it. My actions speak for me, and as you?ve all heard actions speak louder then words. Sometimes that gets me into a mess of trouble, and other times it doesn?t. Lord knows that it probably aint helping me out with this upcoming elections, that I decided to run in. But what the hell? The political race aint half as important as this triathlon I seem to be involved in. The people and the city comes first, regardless if I?m running for office or not.
It?s always something. Insect creatures that crash land on the planet, crazy slavers and light saber wielding maniacs. A couple of days prior to this, I was running around like a space jockey trying to do a first Contact situation. Then this mess happens, and I already know who?s behind it. I happened to attend one of the meetings he was holding in his inn, I didn?t manage to get a Members Only Jacket or a decoder ring, but the information I heard going on there was all I needed. In times of crisis, I call in some of the Elite to help me take the trash out. And that?s what?s going on here tonight.
You can smell the things walking your way, you don?t need a heightened sense of smell to catch their foul odor; too bad for me though, it kinda makes it worse. They?re turning the corner, and headed right for us. They have some sorta green glow about their eyes, obviously possessed, possibly being controlled. They have some animals with ?em. Cute, really f?ing cute. Looks like they probably cut through some of the city guard already, I work with those guys and I don?t take too kindly to hearing that letters have to be sent to the homes of your average everyday officer. A guy working the night shift, he doesn?t even really want to. Just trying to make ends meet, feed his kid, that sorta thing. That kinda stuff really rubs me the wrong way.
It?s kinda funny, those zombified zoo animals have claws. It?s not gonna be pretty, and I?ll probably piss somebodies family off by taking out one of their loved ones that already passed, or I?ll probably get a letter from PETA. But I have a feeling that if PETA send me one of those letters, I?ll just drop a teddy bear at their doorstep. One of these Teddy Bears and just make it all better. Unfortunately tonight, I?m gonna have to show some of those cute and furry animals how a real animal? uses their claws.
The name is Wolvinator.
And you?re about to find out why I am, and we are, the best at what we do.
((These series of posts is in response to the playable which initially started HERE If you want to join in on the fun, just reply to this thread. All people that wish to defend the city are more than welcome to post here. :) ))
I?m the best at what I do?
And what I do is step up to the plate in the bottom of the ninth and cream one out of the park.
Alright, so maybe somebody used that one liner before, but hey this is one of those situations that calls for it. These people you see standing beside me, we?re the ones that give a damn. Some of the only people in the burned out bird that stand up and fight when maniacs think they can waltz in and do whatever they want. These people are some of my best friends, allies, associates, and others that I?ve picked up along the way. It?s not many people, I?m not standing in the middle of the street with a bagillion soldiers, a zillion flying fairies and a giant twenty-story marshmallow man. It?s a few of us, we kinda gained the nickname ?Coalition Against Chaos.? Hell? I don?t even like the name all that much, but I got enough organizations under my belt that I probably look like jolly old Saint Nick with a huge belly.
The city needs a hero. Actually more then one, this City needs a band of heroes. Well take a picture bub, cuz something this pretty doesn?t just come down your street everyday.
I?m not gonna sit here and do ridiculous press releases to the public, or sit in the inn and talk about doing something. I?m the guy that does it. My actions speak for me, and as you?ve all heard actions speak louder then words. Sometimes that gets me into a mess of trouble, and other times it doesn?t. Lord knows that it probably aint helping me out with this upcoming elections, that I decided to run in. But what the hell? The political race aint half as important as this triathlon I seem to be involved in. The people and the city comes first, regardless if I?m running for office or not.
It?s always something. Insect creatures that crash land on the planet, crazy slavers and light saber wielding maniacs. A couple of days prior to this, I was running around like a space jockey trying to do a first Contact situation. Then this mess happens, and I already know who?s behind it. I happened to attend one of the meetings he was holding in his inn, I didn?t manage to get a Members Only Jacket or a decoder ring, but the information I heard going on there was all I needed. In times of crisis, I call in some of the Elite to help me take the trash out. And that?s what?s going on here tonight.
You can smell the things walking your way, you don?t need a heightened sense of smell to catch their foul odor; too bad for me though, it kinda makes it worse. They?re turning the corner, and headed right for us. They have some sorta green glow about their eyes, obviously possessed, possibly being controlled. They have some animals with ?em. Cute, really f?ing cute. Looks like they probably cut through some of the city guard already, I work with those guys and I don?t take too kindly to hearing that letters have to be sent to the homes of your average everyday officer. A guy working the night shift, he doesn?t even really want to. Just trying to make ends meet, feed his kid, that sorta thing. That kinda stuff really rubs me the wrong way.
It?s kinda funny, those zombified zoo animals have claws. It?s not gonna be pretty, and I?ll probably piss somebodies family off by taking out one of their loved ones that already passed, or I?ll probably get a letter from PETA. But I have a feeling that if PETA send me one of those letters, I?ll just drop a teddy bear at their doorstep. One of these Teddy Bears and just make it all better. Unfortunately tonight, I?m gonna have to show some of those cute and furry animals how a real animal? uses their claws.
The name is Wolvinator.
And you?re about to find out why I am, and we are, the best at what we do.
((These series of posts is in response to the playable which initially started HERE If you want to join in on the fun, just reply to this thread. All people that wish to defend the city are more than welcome to post here. :) ))