Topic: Get thee behind me...Satan?

Lelah

Date: 2011-05-09 22:58 EST
It was a gorgeous evening - warm, though slightly cloudy, but the clouds only made the sunset that much better. It was the perfect sort of night for sitting on the porch of the Red Dragon, with a couple of cold beers, rocking slowly back and forth on one of the swings while doing script revisions. It was honestly Lelah's least favorite part of film making, but it was sometimes necessary. Today, she was pruning, trying to get everything down to under the 90 minute mark.

She glanced up at the people passing by in the street in front of the Inn, and gave them vague smiles before sipping more beer and hacking off another page of the script. Lush lips pursed in thought as she tapped a pen against her chin, she wondered for at least the fifty-thousandth time today if maybe a two hour film wouldn't be a better idea. Could she squeeze the best, most important parts of the story into only 90 minutes? Probably not.

Up the walk and he took the steps of the inn by twos, dark figure lit by the red glow of the cherry of the cigarette clenched between teeth. Gideon's posture seemed to have changed, and not for the better. Proud set of shoulders hunched slightly inward with the deep shove of both hands in the pockets of his trousers. He still dressed like a prince, though, in spite of his fallen demeanor, the dark, thinly pinstriped three piece suit completed with a crisp white shirt and a tie so startlingly crimson even in the dim light of the porch the silk seemed to glow. He tossed the cigarette underfoot to grind it out as he reached for the door, but the close of his hand over the knob was stopped by a familiar face. He ducked his head to the side as he searched the gloom. Lelah sat just down the porch, scribbling on a piece of paper, and he half debated the interruption as his hand slid away from the door knob.

Attention stolen by Gideon's arrival, she turned wary eyes on him, his body language speaking volumes. Someone had taught him a lesson, and recently, too. Gone was the brattiness, the insouciant lines of his face, that cynical smirk that usually rode his lips like a badge of honor. Was this something to celebrate or to be wary of? She kept these thoughts off her face, though, and forced a small smile for him. "Hello, Gideon," she said, pleasantly enough.

"Hullo, Lelah." No need to concern himself with interruptions as she turned toward him of her own accord. Several ambling steps brought him a bit closer to her perch, and the flash of a half-curved smile shone against the shadows of his face, all odd angles and lines in the lamplight. Sweet Lelah, simple, wonderful, Lelah. Safe, surely. He seemed to relax slightly as he regarded her with a touch of warmth. "I haven't seen you in a while."

"Been busy," she said neutrally, trying really hard not to draw away form him as he came closer. "Auditions for the film started today." She glanced down at the script in her lap, then back up at his face. "Going inside?"

"Sure, care to join me?" Perhaps it was his own distraction, or perhaps he'd just become absently accustomed to Lelah and her vague oddities, but he failed to notice her unease, offering her a hand.

Boy, was she glad that she had a reason not to take his hand, what with the empty beer bottle, script, and her bag to hold. Standing, she smoothed down her skirts and slipped her hand inside her bag, small fingers curling around a particular object inside it. She headed for the door and waited for him to open it. She was the sort of girl for whom doors were always opened.

Hand ignored with her own full, he affected a shrug and followed her to the door to draw it open for her, that familiar broad smile back in place as if it had never left. He slid a hand to the small of her back as he followed her inside, fully intending to steer her through the crowd and toward the bar. "It's good to see you again, luv."

Ah, but you can't bullsh*t a professional bullsh*tter, can you? She knew what she'd seen on his face when he thought he wasn't being observed and she picked at it silently, as if it were a scab over a fresh wound. She headed inside in front of him, feeling a strange little itch right between her shoulder blades as she turned her back to him...and then a strange little thrill of fear when he actually touched her. "You, too," she said and tossed him a strained smile over her shoulder.

Fingers cool through the cloth of her dress, he grinned down at her, cool eyes shining slightly as he steered her around the press of bodies and drew a chair out for her. "So, new script? Do you ever rest?" He nodded toward the loosely bound paper clutched in her hand.

Dark, kohl-lined eyes scanned the crowd before she sat down in the chair he'd pulled out for her. A genuine smile when she spotted Alain and the line of her shoulders relaxed. Turning to face Gideon, she shook her head. "Not new," she explained and withdrew her hand from her bag, her fingers still curled around something small enough to rest fully concealed in the palm of her small hand. "Revisions on the one we're going to start shooting next month. Trying to fit the whole story into 90 minutes."

Alain returned Lelah's smile when their eyes meet, however briefly, and he seemed to relax as she does.

A foot on the kick rail of the bar, Gideon stepped upward and leaned over the counter to grab a bottle of Aberlour and two glasses. He leaned an elbow on the tacky surface of the wood as he worked the cork loose and totted out a measure of scotch for each of them. "Oh? And which movie is this?"

Lelah

Date: 2011-05-09 22:59 EST
In through the front door comes the Playboy, in his usual knee-length black coat over black pants, leather shoes, and a silk shirt, the usual casual grin on his face as he heads for the bar. Along the way Edward looks over the commons, blue-gray eyes skimming over the various patrons. Lelah gets a wink, along with a grin and a wave as he raises his glass in an abbreviated salute.

She spotted Edward and gave him a smile and a bit of a wave in greeting. She arched a brow at Gideon and met his eyes, studying him for a moment before answering. "It's about vampires," she explained and reached for her glass. "Don't you read the paper?"

Gideon smoothed an absent hand over the red silk of his tie as he set the bottle down with a thunk and picked up his own glass, feigning a sip. He licked absently at the upper curve of his lip, burning liquid scalding flesh with smoky honey burn. "No, I never read the papers. Nothing but lies and nonsense. Who cares about the news anyway?" He gave her a thin smile, one brow arching upward. "About vampires? That's a rather overly abused subject matter, don't you think?"

She shrugged, sipped the scotch, her eyes still steady on his face. "Perhaps the next one should be about demons?" There was something arch in her tone, in the way she quirked a brow at him, as if she knew something he didn't know she knew. Something that perhaps she really shouldn't know, all things considered. Some secret he strove to keep.

"Demons? That would be novel." Gideon flashed her a sharp gin as he toyed with his glass, swishing scotch round in a slow vortex as ice water blues ate her up. "Who would you play luv? Lilith?"

Her eyes narrowed a bit, just a tiny bit, but her expression became hard. "I'm concentrating more on directing and writing now. Though, I would surely appreciate an expert's knowledge about the subject." She licked her lips, shifted a bit in her seat, settling her elbow and closed, clenched hand on the counter next to her. "Since I don't actually know anything about them. Except, you know, how to get rid of them. Did I tell you that I was dating a demon hunter? He also apparently hunted vampires and Lycanthropes, too."

"I'm sure I couldn't help you there, luv," Gideon said. "But I know someone who could." If his 'sister' was anything, a demon in the flesh it surely was. Another miniscule sip of scotch, drawing a wince from the very corners of his eyes as his attention strayed toward the rest of the bar's occupants.

She set her glass down on the counter and leaned closer to Gideon, a seductive smile on those lush lips as she purred in his ear, "I think you know far more about it than you let on." She sat back, crossed her legs, picked up her glass once more, that teasing, all-too-insightful expression once more back on her face.

High arch of one brow at her leaning whisper, and the grin on his face grew comfortable, pleased. His turn to lean close as she moved back, setting his glass down to reach out and tuck a dark curl of hair back behind her ear as he grazed a kiss against the apple of her cheek. "I do know a thing or two about being a devil, luv, and if you'd like to know, I'd be happy to show you any time," he murmured against her skin, touch chill in the heat of the tavern.

She went utterly still at that kiss, that seemingly innocent kiss. Her eyes went wide and she carefully set her glass down on the counter before she slipped fingers into her bag and withdrew another object. Then carefully, oh-so carefully, she slid off her stool and flipped the tops off whatever she was clutching in both hands before hurling their contents at Gideon, a snarl of rage on her face.

In a desperate voice, she said the first thing that popped into her head - the Ave Maria, in Latin: "Ave redemptor, Domine Jesus: Cuius ob opus superatur mors, enim salvatio nunc inundavit super universam terram." She took a few steps backwards, still shouting at him in Latin: "Sancte redemptor, reputata fides est nobis peccatoribus, nunc et in morte, ad iustitiam." She stumbled over a chair leg and clung to the edge of the table to keep herself from falling, her chest heaving with righteous anger.

"The hell?" Alain stoped once Lelah became one half of an old priest and a young priest. He mouthed over the Latin, used to having his Mass delivered in French, but pretty soon he realized what she's saying. "Either Gideon's possessed," which all things considered, really wouldn't surprise Alain, "or this is an improv acting thing."

And here Gideon thought she was sliding off the stool for a whole different reason. He reeled back as salt struck him in the eyes first, then something wet soaked his face and shirt through, ruining the silk tie whose price might well have financed half of one of Lelah's little films. "Argh!" He rubbed at the sting and burn of his eyes, rocking back against the bar behind him as he ground the palms of his hands into his sockets. "What the hell?" He spat and dropped hands to regard Lelah in astonishment through blurry eyes, red with salt irritation. "Have you lost your damned mind?"

She pointed at him, the blood drained from her face. "Get thee behind me, Satan!" They could have been alone in the Inn for all the notice she paid to the other people in the room. She was staring at Gideon's face, wondering when the skin would start bubbling and peeling off like in the Exorcist.

Lelah

Date: 2011-05-09 23:11 EST
Gideon glanced down in dismay at the ruined mess of his shirt and tie, and shrugged off his jacket as he fished for a napkin at the edge of the bar, coming up with a pathetic handful of paper c*cktail squares. He rubbed at the ruined silk, casting wary, hurt glances at the crazy woman. "I really liked this shirt." He gaped at her next line, and edged away slightly. "What the bloody hell is WRONG with you?!"

"Jesus Holy Christ," Alain invokes holy names for a different reason altogether. He kills his beer and goes to put himself between Lelah and Gideon. He opened his mouth to try to find the words, struggled with it. Where to even begin...? "He's not a demon, Lelah! I've known him for five years!" Touching Gideon's shoulder. "No melting face, no sizzling skin. I..." Alain huffs a sigh. "I'm just going to assume I missed something here, but... Gideon, let's just get out of here. We'll get you cleaned up. Okay?"

"Wrong with me?!" She steps up, tiny hands curled in fists, prepared to fling herself bodily at him. There's a small, niggling voice in the back of her mind, questioning the intelligence of this particular gambit. And then Alain is standing in front of her. "He's a f*cking demon, Alain!" She stands on tip-toe, trying to peer over his shoulder at Gideon. Why wasn't his face peeling off yet?!

Gideon blinked at Lelah from over Alain's shoulder, almost as surprised at the blessed barrier of the other man as he was at Lelah's absurd outburst. "Get the f*cking net, Alain! She's lost it!" He tossed c*cktail napkins on the bar and grabbed his coat.

"Er...not t'be rude, an' butt in where Ah'm not wanted," Edward said, carefully taking Lelah's elbow, "but...where'd y'all get de crazy idea dat tossin' salt an' water on 'im was gonna hurt 'im?"

"But... But..." She gaped at Gideon, then Alain, then Edward, her mouth working like a fish out of water.

"You are a goddamned lunatic, Lelah! What the hell are you on?!" Gideon shouted at her. He backed away, letting Alain keep the distance between him and the raving madwoman as he kept a wary eye on her, edging toward the door.

Hearing Gideon's last question, she let out a strangled squeal of fury and tried to shove Alain aside, her hands formed into claws, intent on shredding the flesh from Gideon's face with her own bare hands now. "I'm not on anything! How dare you!" she shrieked at him, furious now.

"Alright, darlin'," Edward said carefully, soothingly. "Ah don' know what dis be 'bout, but Ah'm thinkin' ya might need a drink."

"Easy, Lelah! He didn't -- " Stopping short, knowing better than to say anything further along those lines. He backs away, staring at her for a moment, uncertain what to say... so he doesn't say anything. Turns to get the door, asking Gideon, "Alright, there?" Edward gets a grateful nod as he goes.

Again that reel backward as Lelah flung herself headlong at him, his eyes wide with shock as she made to claw them from sockets, and arm came up to keep her back and he tumbled toward the door, beating a hasty retreat. "Jesus f*ck, woman!" He ducked out of her way and eagerly retreated out the door Alain had drawn open.

That insistent voice was very loud now. What if she was wrong? What if she was so very, horribly wrong? She let Ed lead her to the bar and sat down woodenly. "Oh, sh*t," she murmured, raising her eyes to Ed's face now. "I think I just f*cked up."

He chuckles, letting her settle onto a stool as he heads back around behind the bar for his bottle of scotch, snagging another glass on the way and setting it in front of her before pouring a few fingers of Glenfiddich into it. "Ah don' know 'bout dat, darlin', but ya sure looked like ya mighta lost it dere a sec. Care t'tell me what dat was 'bout?"

She reached out a shaky hand, grabbed the scotch and drained half of it in one go. She shook her head. "It was apparently a really, really horrible misunderstanding," she said quietly. She pressed the heel of her palm into the center of her forehead. "I really, really f*cked up. Damn it." She drained the rest of the scotch and set the glass down on the counter. "Bet you're glad Emmet Bane was wrong about us, aren't you?" she asked Ed with a tiny smirk. She slid off the stool then, her legs shaky, knees weak. "I think, if you don't mind, I'm going to go home and hang myself." Giving him a grateful smile, she grabbed her bag before turning for the door.

Well...okay, he's not sure how to handle this, other than to watch her go, chuckling at the reference to the gossip column. He does love to see his name in print, especially something scandalous, but...well, he can only nod agreement to that. "Ah don;t think ya need t'go dat far...but ya might wanna 'splain to de fella ya bombed wit the salt an' water."

She shrugged a little. "If he'll talk to me. Would you talk to me if I just did that to you? Don't worry. If I don't keel over in the next thirty seconds due to abject embarrassment and shame, I'll probably be okay."

"Well...t'be honest, Ah've never had anyt'in' like dat happen t'me...so Ah guess it'd all d'pend." With a shrug, he takes a sip of his own scotch, reaching behind him to grab a thrid glass and set it on the bar. "But ya should a'least try."

"I'll try,? she said and turned away. She raised her hand in a farewell wave and headed for the door. It would be awesome if a crack in the Earth could just open up right now and swallow her whole. Or maybe lightning from the sky. Or maybe a dragon could land on her and squash her into jelly.

((Many thanks to Alain DeMuer, Gideon and Edward Batten for this scene, adapted from live play!))