"You are what?" Rob asked, thinking that he had misheard his best friend.
"Rob, I'm getting married," was Syd's reply.
"To who?"
"Angel Eyes..."
"The chick from the bar?" Rob asked. "Is that where you've been, with her? Man, I have everyone out looking for you. You are lucky we haven't called your Old Man yet."
"Don't call him, I want this to be a surprise, but we need a Best Man and a Maid of Honor."
"Dude, I don't know no chicks that will come with me down there," Rob started to protest.
"Amy," Syd said. "She's a cute receptionist at Sara's SOHO Gallery."
"Cute?" Rob swallowed, hard. He'd never been the one with the girls; it was always Syd. "How cute?"
"Three and a half," Syd answered honestly, a code they had used since they were old enough to be interested, and it explained how many fingers they'd cut off to sleep with the woman.
"Man, come on...I gotta ride to Atlantic City, in a car with some hot chick I don't know?"
"Pack your bag, get something nice. NO burrito plates on the way over to get her, and you'll have it handled. She's a nice chick, Rob."
"Nice as in...?"
"Nice as in polite, somewhat shy, and just happy."
"Yeah, okay. I'll go get her."
Rob hung up the phone and shook his head. He was in shock that his best friend was marrying some chick he met a few nights earlier at a club they were playing, and stressing about riding several hours in a car, trying to find something to talk about with a hot chick.
He walked through his room, gathering his clothes and then to the bathroom for his grooming needs. He stopped at the refrigerator for a cool drink on the way out and spied the half-eaten burrito from the night prior.
"I hate you, Sydney Kane." he said as he made his way to the door and out to his Caddy.
"Rob, I'm getting married," was Syd's reply.
"To who?"
"Angel Eyes..."
"The chick from the bar?" Rob asked. "Is that where you've been, with her? Man, I have everyone out looking for you. You are lucky we haven't called your Old Man yet."
"Don't call him, I want this to be a surprise, but we need a Best Man and a Maid of Honor."
"Dude, I don't know no chicks that will come with me down there," Rob started to protest.
"Amy," Syd said. "She's a cute receptionist at Sara's SOHO Gallery."
"Cute?" Rob swallowed, hard. He'd never been the one with the girls; it was always Syd. "How cute?"
"Three and a half," Syd answered honestly, a code they had used since they were old enough to be interested, and it explained how many fingers they'd cut off to sleep with the woman.
"Man, come on...I gotta ride to Atlantic City, in a car with some hot chick I don't know?"
"Pack your bag, get something nice. NO burrito plates on the way over to get her, and you'll have it handled. She's a nice chick, Rob."
"Nice as in...?"
"Nice as in polite, somewhat shy, and just happy."
"Yeah, okay. I'll go get her."
Rob hung up the phone and shook his head. He was in shock that his best friend was marrying some chick he met a few nights earlier at a club they were playing, and stressing about riding several hours in a car, trying to find something to talk about with a hot chick.
He walked through his room, gathering his clothes and then to the bathroom for his grooming needs. He stopped at the refrigerator for a cool drink on the way out and spied the half-eaten burrito from the night prior.
"I hate you, Sydney Kane." he said as he made his way to the door and out to his Caddy.