I woke up with the strong belief that a little sun on my face would take away the too-much-gin pain behind my eyeballs. So far, I had been half-right. If I squinted with the left eye closed, I didn't hurt as much.
I found a button-down shirt left over from my professional attire-wearing days, a clean pair of jeans, and a pair of tassel loafers. Socks were too formal for my planned activities. Having gotten myself presentable for snooping around my yard, I fixed an omelet, took it and a large glass of milk out to the deck, sat on the step and tried to develop a plan.
If there?s one thing I?ve learned in the last two weeks, it?s this: that murder is really no big deal. It?s just a boundary, meaningless and arbitrary as all others- a line drawn in the dirt. But now that someone else was onto my garden party, I was becoming progressively more concerned.
Yes, Phillip was dead. His own doing technically. If you want to be meticulous about the facts, I did set out that vase of Foxglove. And I did mention flower petals were edible. But Phillip?s foolhardiness cannot be placed in my hands. I should add, his death was probably brought on prematurely when Phillip rather decided he was wired for two-20's instead of one-20. I only add up to 25 years thus far.
Well, he had more than two 20 year olds to sully his common sense and lower his intellect to that of a beetle, but you get the idea. He was the same self-serving caitiff who had aided and abetted in the fine old practice of ?Cucquean? , or cheating, as in "Your Cheating Heart," if you prefer Hank Williams to William Shakespeare, as some folks do. Also, please note, I am not bitter. I just detest him. I digress, sorry.
Now, mind you, I knew I had absolutely no business trying to investigate just who was out for jollifications at my expense, or to find out who knew what about whatever they assumed I had done to that no-account Phillip--my resume boasting only a recent history of dead man?s wife once removed, preceded by landscaper. Not real impressive by any stretch of the imagination. Did that stop me? Heck, no. Once I got the bug under my bonnet, I began acting like I was Miss Marple on steroids.
Anyhow, truth be known, I wasn't looking for trouble. It just found me. Minding my own business, wallowing in low self-esteem, wondering how much chocolate it would take to raise the scales a few more pounds and puttering around in the garden with a few odd landscaping jobs thrown in on the side just to make life interesting.
Yes, it could safely be said I was having a tough time dealing with the fact that I no longer abided in Suburban Bliss; a house in the burbs, living off a six-figure income, and by all appearances a loving husband.
I found a button-down shirt left over from my professional attire-wearing days, a clean pair of jeans, and a pair of tassel loafers. Socks were too formal for my planned activities. Having gotten myself presentable for snooping around my yard, I fixed an omelet, took it and a large glass of milk out to the deck, sat on the step and tried to develop a plan.
If there?s one thing I?ve learned in the last two weeks, it?s this: that murder is really no big deal. It?s just a boundary, meaningless and arbitrary as all others- a line drawn in the dirt. But now that someone else was onto my garden party, I was becoming progressively more concerned.
Yes, Phillip was dead. His own doing technically. If you want to be meticulous about the facts, I did set out that vase of Foxglove. And I did mention flower petals were edible. But Phillip?s foolhardiness cannot be placed in my hands. I should add, his death was probably brought on prematurely when Phillip rather decided he was wired for two-20's instead of one-20. I only add up to 25 years thus far.
Well, he had more than two 20 year olds to sully his common sense and lower his intellect to that of a beetle, but you get the idea. He was the same self-serving caitiff who had aided and abetted in the fine old practice of ?Cucquean? , or cheating, as in "Your Cheating Heart," if you prefer Hank Williams to William Shakespeare, as some folks do. Also, please note, I am not bitter. I just detest him. I digress, sorry.
Now, mind you, I knew I had absolutely no business trying to investigate just who was out for jollifications at my expense, or to find out who knew what about whatever they assumed I had done to that no-account Phillip--my resume boasting only a recent history of dead man?s wife once removed, preceded by landscaper. Not real impressive by any stretch of the imagination. Did that stop me? Heck, no. Once I got the bug under my bonnet, I began acting like I was Miss Marple on steroids.
Anyhow, truth be known, I wasn't looking for trouble. It just found me. Minding my own business, wallowing in low self-esteem, wondering how much chocolate it would take to raise the scales a few more pounds and puttering around in the garden with a few odd landscaping jobs thrown in on the side just to make life interesting.
Yes, it could safely be said I was having a tough time dealing with the fact that I no longer abided in Suburban Bliss; a house in the burbs, living off a six-figure income, and by all appearances a loving husband.