Topic: This infinitesimal Garden of Eden

Keely Asher

Date: 2008-03-28 13:08 EST
I believe the best rule in telling a story is to follow events chronologically. So let me mention that just about the time last summer when Phillip and I were trying to settle into the constraints of wedded bliss (After two years, I was still miserable with the poor choice I had made in a husband) I had an unexpected visitor.

There I was, busy in my garden, with the birds twittering about me, and the yellow leaves falling; and my thick gauntlets on my slender hands. How fresh and pretty I looked, in that sad solitude, with the background of the dull crimson brick and the climbing roses. Bars of sunshine fell through the branches above, across the thick tapestry of blue, yellow, and crimson, which glows so richly upon their deep green ground.

There was not much to be done just then, I fancy, in the gardening way; but work is found or invented?for sometimes the hour is dull, and that bright, spirited, and at heart, it may be, bitter exile, will make out life somehow. There is music, and drawing. There are flowers, as we see, and two or three correspondents, and walks to the market; and my dark and brooding husband, Phillip. He drives to town sometimes and is not always silent and in good cheer upon his return, but drunk on cheap gin and brutish; and indeed, we are a good deal together. We are together more than I care to admit or enjoy.

My little Eden though overshadowed and encompassed with the solemn cloister of nature?s building, and vocal with sounds of innocence?the songs of birds, and sometimes those of its young mistress?was no more proof than the haunt of our first parents against the intrusion of darker spirits. So, as I worked, I lifted up my eyes, and beheld a rather handsome man standing at the little wicket of my garden, with his gloved hand on the latch. A man of fashion?a town man?his dress bespoke him: smooth cheeks, dark smooth hair, and eyes very peculiar both in shape and color, and something of elegance of finish in his other features. That he appeared of general grace in the world around him, struck me at once with a simple glance. He was smiling silently and slyly on me, who, with a little cry of surprise, said??Oh, you gave me a fright.?

?Yes, Keely, you see I?ve found you out;? and his eye wandered, still smiling oddly, over the front of my quaint habitation. ?It?s a confounded deal more like the ?Valley of the Shadow of Death?, your little garden here in the mess of a world. Wouldn?t you agree?? the stranger continued, apparently not being blessed with a remarkably sweet temper or patience.

I looked straight at him with large eyes and compressed lips, and nodded my head two or three times, just murmuring, For you see, I was dumbstruck into silence. First, for the fascinating fact that the man seemed to know me, but I did not know him, and twice a startled jolt for the odd manner of his words.

?Aren?t you afraid of being robbed and murdered, Keely?? he said, leaning forward to smell at the pretty blanket of flowers I was ruthlessly tending to. ?There are lots of those burglar fellows going about, you know.? said the young man gently, just lifting his eyes for a second with another unpleasant glare.

Keely Asher

Date: 2008-03-28 13:12 EST
As you can probably guess, this spurred me out of my stupor. ?Thank you, for reminding me. But, somehow, I?m not the least afraid. There hasn?t been a robbery in this neighborhood, I believe, for eight hundred years. The people never think of shutting their doors here in summer time till they are going to bed, and then only for form?s sake; and, beside, there?s nothing to rob, and I really don?t much mind being murdered. And then there is Phillip to consider. He would disapprove of any harm coming to me.?

?Women never understand these things. We?re not very rich, you and I; and we each know our own affairs, you yours, and I mine, best.? He looked round, and smiled on, as before, like a man contemptuously amused, but sleepily withal. ?I?d be sure to keep those doors locked, Keely.? There was something by no means pleasant in his countenance when his temper was stirred, and a little thing such as the mention of my husbands name apparently sufficed to do so.

I treated him with a sort of deference, a little contemptuous perhaps, such as spoiled children receive from indulgent elders; and I looked at him steadily, with a faint smile and arched brows, for a little while, and an indefinable expression of puzzlement and curiosity.

The man looked very angry after this fascinating perusal of his being, but said nothing. I do not think he could at any time have very well defined his feelings toward me, but mingling in them, certainly, was a vein of unacknowledged dread, and, shall I say, respect?

And before I had an inkling of thought to asking after his name and his peculiar concerns for my well being, he was gone back down the shady path and I went back to weeding the garden. After a few days of life?s other messy details to deal with, the whole incident was forgotten.

I have often since thought upon the odd sensation with which I hesitated over his odd warning; and now, remembering how the breaking of the tranquil peace of that day resembled, in my life, the breaking open of a portal through which I entered a labyrinth, or rather a catacomb, where for many days I groped and stumbled, looking for light, and was, in a manner, lost, hearing strange sounds, witnessing imperfectly strange sights, and, at last, arriving at a dreadful chamber?a sad sort of superstition steals over me.

Dal Mikulas

Date: 2008-04-01 02:31 EST
The pleasure that one can receive from taking a walk on a late summer day has oft been underestimated. It makes you glad to be alive. You see colors like you haven?t seen them in a very long time. The sky seems bluer, the reds of leaves seem more red, and the smell of the soil begins to take on that earthy smell of rot. So I took this time to pay Keely my first little visit since the train incident, which by now is likely a faded memory, my face long since forgotten. She looked so pretty as she busied herself in her garden that it made me quite happy that she actually failed to fall beneath the steel wheels of the train.

It made me smile.

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?I lifted up my eyes, and beheld a rather handsome man
standing at the little wicket of my garden, with his gloved hand on the latch.
A man of fashion?a town man?his dress bespoke him: smooth cheeks,
dark smooth hair, and eyes very peculiar both in shape and color, and
something of elegance of finish in his other features.?


I made some light conversation about such mundane things as burglars and murderers, but that didn?t seem to faze her in the least. I can only assume that when one eradicates your significant other, you begin to have much more in common with those whom you might have previously avoided at all costs, finding them not so offensive after all.

To be perfectly honest, it bothered me that she was not more concerned about protecting herself against people who were like me, for that could only result in making my job much too easy and far less enjoyable. She was beginning to irritate me, and that was just what I needed.

I quickly turned and departed her company, and her garden. I headed back down the path with thoughts of her demise and the success of my plans.

Yes, late summer walks can be most enjoyable.

It made me smile.

Dal Mikulas

Date: 2008-04-01 16:23 EST
Symbols are such powerful little things.

In Latin it goes back to the ?signum? or symbol (or sign), and the ?res? or that thing (or person) to which (or to whom) the symbol (or sign) points. In ancient Rome the parade of soldiers would march down the streets with a staff, and upon that staff would be the innocent letters: SPQR. That was the ?signum?. It stood for Senātus Populusque Rōmānus or "The Senate and the People of Rome". In all actuality, the one it really pointed to, the ?res?, was Caesar. When the symbol would pass by the gathered populace, people would bow as if Caesar himself was passing by in front of them. You could not separate the signum from the res. The Christian Church was well familiar with the signum and res in the sacrament of communion. The signum, bread and wine, pointed to the res, the body and blood of Christ. The number of symbols or ?signum? would of course vary depending on if one were Roman Catholic, or Greek Orthodox, or . . . whatever.

And so I walked to Keely?s garden with two sticks in my hand, one longer than the other. They were just . . . sticks. That's all, no more and no less, the longer being about two feet, the shorter a little more than half that. When I tied the short one to the longer and made a cross out of the two sticks, they suddenly became so much more than two sticks ? they became a signum.

I had taken innocent sticks and made a cross, and as I sunk the base of the cross into the soft earth of Keely?s garden in the middle of the night, that symbol, those sticks, suddenly became very powerful ? powerful enough to instill fear into the pretty widow and ruin her day, and perhaps her week, and maybe even so much more. The res would of course, in this case, be her dearly departed husband.

Symbols are such powerful little things, I thought to myself as I disappeared from her garden in the darkness of the night.

Keely Asher

Date: 2008-04-02 20:56 EST
At the risk of sounding stodgy, I like my neighborhood. It is the sort of place where mothers are home all day chatting over fences and across yards while they hang out the laundry. They see their older children off to school and then clean the house and make the beds or do the laundry while their younger ones play around the house or in the yard.

Their husbands walk to work. Many women still iron sheets and pillowcases and darn their husbands' socks. They take hot dishes to school potlucks and organize church socials. Evenings are spent talking and playing games. It is a good, decent neighborhood. Dull, boring, not a bit of excitement. But it was descent.

So you can imagine my dismay when I awoke to a shriek that pierced the calm morning air and had me so startled I fell right out of bed. Banging my funny bone on the nightstand as I crawled toward the window, I carefully peeked over the ledge to see if it was that devilish-won?t-stay-put Phillip stumbling around the yard, caked in mud and maggots, looking for the morning post.

But, right there toward the end of my invisible property line (For we are all very much stickler?s to what is mine and what is decidedly not yours. We guard those invisible lines with every ounce of our being, lest someone trespass against us), were Miss Criswell and Mrs. Wallace, standing firm with their beefy hands upon their hips, chatting like two old hens with their collective pair of disapproving eyes directed squarely toward the smallest Wallace child, who even at this early hour, was blaring and caterwauling about her kitten being stuck in the tree. With her arms stretched upward to the heavens, she was throwing herself a perfectly exquisite little tantrum! Oh, how I do want children some day.

Rising to my feet, I checked my elbow for damage, as funny bone injuries had a way of coming back to haunt you at the most ridiculous moments, and started to turn from the window. Except for?that?sign.

Movement was arrested from me in an instant. Breath held fast in my lungs, I told myself twice and then again, I was just imagining it. Like the dead Phillip visit before. It isn?t really there!

With an exaggeratedly slow turn of my head, I stared out that picture-perfect frame of a window down into my garden.

But it was. In a pet cemetery it would have been charming in it?s simplicity and rudimentary fashion.

My husband had been marked and granted a cross for his final resting place.

You never really know what panic feels like until you experience it first hand. It hits you like a Mack-truck, steals away any rational thought you were sure you possessed just a fraction of a moment before, and plummets your heart straight to your feet.

But my feet were working, even if my brain wasn?t. Without thinking about it, I was turning for the bedroom door and running. Racing down the stairs, I shot out the front door and sprinted to the garden across slick, dew-stained grass. My arrival into the garden was no less spectacular than my departure out of the house.

Keely Asher

Date: 2008-04-02 21:17 EST
For fear that you have never experienced racing across grass first thing in the morning, let me inform you; wet grass is slick and slippery. And not only were my feet bare, but I was wearing the most adorable set of white pajamas: a mid-drift camisole and pantaloons. And they are so incredibly comfortable to sleep in.

And they were utterly ruined when I hit that one little annoying spot of grass that had grown just a smidgen higher than its cousins, and went flying with my feet in the air and my backside carrying downward.

As Miss Criswell and Mrs. Wallace watched on (and the brat Wallace as well now. How soon they forget those they are hypothetically to save!), I was windmilling my arms to get my balance back before total disaster struck.

Let me tell you. Windmilling arms help for nothing! I landed with a Splat in the middle of my garden, destroying more precious plants with my butt than Mr. Winkler?s cows could ever hope to accomplish! And it must have rained in the night, because it was mud. Not nicely planted and smoothed out dirt. MUD! My luck never ceases to amaze me.

Not to be outdone by my double-crossing feet, I flopped over onto to my hands and knees and crawled the last two feet to the cross. Grumbling darkly, I managed to get my knees squared beneath me and with both hands around the lower half of the stick, yanked the thing out of the ground. ?HA!?

The silence was deafening. Even the birds had grown still to bear witness to this peculiar performance. With a sudden turn of my head, I looked around and spotted the three watching me with mouths agape and eyes wide.

It is amazing the things that come to mind when you are enthralled in a panic. With a shaky smile, I bowed my head and whispered a small prayer. You see, Easter had just passed, right? So with all the dignity I could assemble, I smiled as serenely as one could when knelling in a garden covered in mud, rallied up some crocodile tears and launched my arms, along with that cursed cross, into the air with a cry of joy. ?He is Risen!?

Well, really? What else could I have done?